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+0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-20T22:52:44.124-04:00</atom:updated><title>Engineering</title><atom:summary type="text">&lt;!-- Primary content: Stuff that goes in the primary content column (by default, the left column) --&gt;            &lt;!-- Primary content area start --&gt;Define Sinusoidal or Harmonic Motion? 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For  non- Engineers:  This  is Sinusoidal Motion   But  Trained Engineers </atom:summary><link>http://citylimitsbbs.blogspot.com/2008/10/engineering.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Good)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711603943518820162.post-2364901177897023021</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-20T22:13:57.211-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bizarre behavior</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">cremation</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">death</category><title>Grannie on the Barbie</title><atom:summary type="text">Many of us offer up a toast when remembering a lost loved one; most of us will never take things this far, however:</atom:summary><link>http://citylimitsbbs.blogspot.com/2008/10/grannie-on-barbie.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Good)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711603943518820162.post-7954032235577003697</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-18T19:51:15.427-04:00</atom:updated><title>Literal video: Head Over Heels</title><atom:summary type="text">See more funny videos at Funny or Die</atom:summary><link>http://citylimitsbbs.blogspot.com/2008/10/literal-video-head-over-heels.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Good)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3711603943518820162.post-7911256430426117279</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-09T21:11:44.923-04:00</atom:updated><title>McFuneral</title><atom:summary type="text">Holy Crap! 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