Arizona Restaurant Reviews

Rumbi Island Grill

2011-04-12T19:54:00.001-07:00

www.rumbi.com

The Pacific islands call to mainlanders like the siren song of yore. The ocean breeze and call of the surf keep bringing us back, not for what is, but for what could be.

Rumbi Island Grill is Utah based and Polynesian inspired but still comes across as just a rice bowl place. They offer a choice of rice or noodles, topped with the meat and sauce of your choice. The rice and noodles are both fine choices, because you can’t really get them wrong.

The chicken served on the rice bowls is good, but is so finely diced and so finely apportioned that it’s easy to miss. The majority of the sauces are various degrees of sweetness, so this is no place for the diabetic. Even the sauces claiming “spicy” as a selling point (Bali Island and Jerk) are just slightly less sweet than the others.

One of the key features are the Rumbi Fries. These are a mix of sweet potato and regular French fries. Unfortunately, neither has much flavor.

The décor is pleasantly island-ish. If you were to close your eyes and imagine a restaurant described as an “island grill”, you would be picturing Rumbi. Unfortunately, the island flavor is not quite as easy to conjure.

Rumbi Island Grill gets only 2 of 5 stars – a solid vote of no confidence.

Fogo de Chao

2011-03-23T20:48:00.001-07:00

http://www.fogo.com/

6300 N. Scottsdale Road

What do you expect when you hear of a Brazilian steakhouse; a place where they serve over a dozen different cuts of meat, delivered on swords to your table? That’s what you are facing at Fogo de Chao.

Well, they really do serve meat on a sword and they do have over a dozen varieties. But what’s really shocking is that the idea came from Brazil. Wouldn’t you think that an American came up with this concept?

So how are the sword-meats? Overall, pretty dang good. They offer several varieties of chicken and different cuts and flavors of steak, as well as several pork options, lamb, and sausages. All are brought to you when you turn a marker from red to green. And they come fast.

The steak options were a little disappointing. The filet was flavorful, but fatty. Most of the sirloin options were forgettable, except for the Picanha, which has a salt and garlic rub on it. The sausages were surprisingly good; one of the items I never turned down. But the best, most flavorful selection was the chicken wrapped in bacon. It was moist, tender, and has the most exquisite flavor.

Fogo also boasts of its salad bar but this was the biggest disappointment of the night. It can best be summed up in this wise: cooked vegetables should not be served cold.

Along with the salad bar and meat selection, you are also served some Brazilian favorites to your table: fried bananas, fried polenta, mashed potatoes, and rolls. The rolls are infused with parmesan cheese and are a nice, light juxtaposition to the piles of meat. The mashed potatoes were of the instant variety.

The atmosphere at Fogo is . . . dark. The attempt is for “intimate”, but the restaurant is too crowded for that. The tables are so close together that it is difficult to move without banging into someone else. For the price you pay for this extravaganza of meat, you would think that they could remove a couple tables.

Overall, Fogo de Chao merits a 4 out of 5. It was good, but not great. Probably someplace worth going once, for the experience more than anything else. But I can’t say that I‘ll be back next week.

Cracker Barrel

2011-03-07T20:24:00.001-08:00

www.crackerbarrel.com

Loop 202 at

Dobson Road

At the end of a long day, have you ever thought “I just want some good, old fashioned home cookin’ for dinner”? Have you ever wondered where you can find the candies that you loved as a child? Both desires are amply filled at Cracker Barrel Restaurant and Store.

The restaurant portion is like eating in an old farmhouse, complete with a fireplace and pictures of people you don’t know hanging on the wall. It’s quaint and cozy, but “Mom and Pop” don’t exactly run the tightest ship in terms of prompt service.

The menu at Cracker Barrel contains all your home-style favorites: meatloaf, fried chicken, dumplings, macaroni and cheese, fried okra, and more. Everything is served with their buttermilk biscuits and cornbread muffins. The cornbread is too dry and flaky, but the biscuits are light and fluffy.

My personal favorite is the chicken fried chicken. It is both thick and tender, and comes smothered in a delectable white gravy. The gravy also covers a side portion of mashed potatoes and puts any brown gravy to shame.

Chicken and Dumplings are something that has always confused me. Something deep within me says that I should like them, but they never meet my expectations. Cracker Barrel’s chicken and dumplings are no exception. Maybe it is the nature of dumplings to be bland and completely flavorless and, if that is the case, then these ones fit the bill. I just need to accept that there are no good dumplings out there.

One of Cracker Barrel’s strengths is their choices of side dishes. Mashed potatoes, green beans, macaroni and cheese, cinnamon apples, and fried okra are just a few of their offerings. Most are passable and only one is great. The cinnamon apples are good enough to serve as dessert. And, for me, they usually do. The cinnamon is cooked down to a caramel sauce that is unbeatable.

The country store portion of Cracker Barrel is part nostalgic candy store and part general store. The old timey candies and snacks are great reminders of simpler times, but the clothes and home décor remind us all why we are thankful for shopping malls.

Overall, Cracker Barrel gets 4 stars (out of 5) and an enthusiastic return visit.

Jimmie John’s Gourmet Sandwiches

2011-03-01T20:05:00.001-08:00

http://www.jimmiejohns.com/

Baseline and Country Club in Mesa

First off, they are not gourmet sandwiches. Jimmie John (if I may anthropomorphize the chain) even admits as such. But there is an inescapable absurdity when someone with two first names claims to serve a gourmet meal. It is brilliant marketing.

All sandwiches start with bread, and Jimmie John’s does the same. Their bread is fresh and firm. It is not too thick, which is something that slows down many other sandwich chains that shall remain nameless. You never have a bite that is 90% bread.

The produce is fresh, which is the highest praise I can give it. The tomatoes were ripe and firm, but not mushy. The way tomatoes aspire to be. The sandwich meats were perfectly ordinary. Neither high nor low, they just were.

Jimmie John’s has their own line of potato chips. These kettle chips are a nice change, because they were not “kettled” into a burnt stump of potato. Remarkably well seasoned.

The ice here tastes like snow. In case you need snow-tasting ice some day.

As for atmosphere, Jimmie John’s is designed to prepare a large number of sandwiches very quickly. It is not designed, however, for a large number of people to sit down and actually eat those sandwiches. There was little to no seating available. Those fortunate enough to get a table on the patio were graced with the melodious sounds of classic rock tunes playing over the speakers.

Overall, Jimmie John’s is a welcome addition to the local “sandwich scene.” I will definitely return. On the sandwich scale scale, Jimmie John’s earns 3.5 stars!

Barro’s Pizza

2011-01-31T19:44:00.000-08:00

Gilbert Road

and Baseline in Gilbert

http://www.barrospizza.com/

There are two main schools of thought when it comes to pizza. There is the thin crust, New York style pizza and there is deep dish, Chicago style pizza. Barro’s Pizza is an Arizona pizza chain with a feel right out of Chicago.

The crust is light and fluffy, the perfect mix of strength and mass. Nothing worse than a crust that can’t support its toppings. But Barro’s crust is amply prepared to support the ample toppings.

The sauce at Barro’s is unassuming. It’s not bad, but nothing worth writing home about. The cheese and toppings, however, are another story. Each slice is covered in all of your traditional pizza toppings and mounds of mozzarella. If you are looking for pesto or barbeque chicken on your pizza, Barro’s will not meet your needs. But if you are just looking for a good, thick slice of pizza, this is the place.

The décor inside of Barro’s attempts to capture the Chicago spirit. Faux hardwood and bricks are topped with pictures of the Wrigley Field, the Chicago Bears, and the Chicago skyline. The service was not “New York” bad, but left much to be desired. They attempt to make up for it by giving all the peppers and cheese you could want to top your pizza, but I’d settle for good service.

Parking was ample. J

Gordon Biersch Brewery Restaurant

2011-01-19T20:07:00.001-08:00

http://www.gordonbiersch.com/

Williams Field Road

and Loop 202

The thing about brewery restaurants is that you are paying for the beer, even if you don’t order a beer. So it may not be the best option for the non-beer connoisseur.

Gordon Biersch is such a restaurant. The décor and menu scream “pub”. A high-end pub, but a pub none the less. It’s nearly impossible to find an entrée that doesn’t contain one or another of their beers. Putting that aside, how was the food?

The Kobe Cheeseburger was so tender that I could not tell it apart from the bun. Unfortunately, the taste was the same way. While quite tender, this was one of the least flavorful cheeseburgers that I have ever had the experience to sample. I love cheese as much as the next guy, but it should not be the predominant flavor in a cheeseburger.

The Teriyaki Flatiron Steak was more surprising than the Kobe Cheeseburger, but a positive surprise. For a pounded-flat steak, it was remarkably tender. (There’s that word again!) The teriyaki was sweet and just strong enough to add to the flavor, but not mask the steak.

One of Gordon Biersch’s signature side dishes is the Garlic Fries. As the name implies, they are French fries with fresh garlic sprinkled over them. Why anyone thought this was a good idea is beyond me. Predictably, these did not rate well. Even worse with ketchup.

Overall, Gordon Biersch was a great disappointment. The service was adequate but not exceptional. The food was well below expectations. Maybe it improves if you wash it down with their beer.

Fuddrucker's

2010-12-11T20:08:00.000-08:00

www.fuddruckers.com
6455 East Southern Ave. Mesa, AZ 85206

There are few things in life as quintessentially American as a hamburger (its Germanic origins aside). Yet finding a truly great hamburger is too often a chore. My search brought me recently to Fuddrucker’s, self proclaimed home of “World-Famous Hamburgers.”

Fuddrucker’s is a “fast casual” experience, but one that gives you more options than others. You pick the size of burger you want (from 1/3 to 1 pound), and they cook it to your specifications. 6 cheeses and all the normal fixings are available, most found in a toppings bar that is a wonder to behold. I have never seen nacho cheese, barbecue sauce, or salsa available on a burger, but here they are.

The burgers are perfectly seasoned, adding flavor but not blanketing the natural taste.

If you are in the mood for something a bit wilder, Fuddrucker’s also offers “exotic” burgers, including Ostrich, Buffalo, Elk, and Wild Boar (in addition to Chicken, Turkey, and Salmon). The Buffalo had a tangy, almost sweet taste that was more vibrant than the normal burger. The Elk burger was disappointingly bland. It was basically a slightly smoky regular burger.

The sides at Fuddrucker’s are actually a strength. They boast delightful wedge-cut French fries with seasoned salt. (This is where that barbecue sauce comes in quite handy.) The onion rings are quite possibly the fluffiest batter ever seen on an onion. Moreover, they are cooked perfectly, so you are not left with a stringy, half raw onion in your ring. The milkshakes are made with Dreyer’s ice cream and live up to that illustrious name.

From the hubcaps and rock n’ roll memorabilia on the walls, to the balloon animal-making clown, the decor and atmosphere can only be described as “eclectic Americana”. Service is prompt, but other than having your milkshake delivered, you are on your own. But Fuddrucker’s is what it is, and what it is is a place with hamburgers that deserve to be world famous.

5 stars out of 5, for a burger joint that lives up to its slogan.