tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990Wed, 15 Apr 2020 18:14:36 +0000Marriage JokesSexual JokesComputer JokesOffice JokesPractical JokesFunny StoriesPinoy JokesReligious JokesDoctor JokesOld Age JokesKids JokesAdult JokesBlonde JokesAnimal JokesLawyer JokesFart JokesDrunk JokesGolf JokesHooker JokesMen JokesPolitical JokesFunny AdsOne Line JokesGay JokesHealth JokesBar JokesChinese JokesRedneck JokesTechnology JokesCelebrity JokesDivorce JokesFunny Text MessagesIlocano JokesInsurance JokesLove JokesNursing JokesFunny NamesA collection of the best and hilarious jokes around. Adult jokes. Blonde jokes. Computer jokes. Dirty jokes. Divorce jokes. Doctor jokes. Drunk jokes. Fart jokes. Funny text messages. Gay jokes. Golf jokes. Ilocano jokes. Love jokes. Marriage jokes. Nursing jokes. Office jokes. One Line jokes. Pinoy jokes. Practical Jokes. Sexual jokes. and many more... do visit the page everyday for new updates/new post.http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger405125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-822536621340222011Sat, 08 Oct 2011 03:32:00 +00002011-10-08T11:32:38.619+08:00Adult Jokes Funny Dirty Joke 1What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?Bingo Funny Dirty Joke 2What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?A Klondike Bar Funny Dirty Joke 3What is a zebra?26 sizes larger than an “A” bra. Funny Dirty Joke 4What is better than a cold Bud?A warm bush. Funny Dirty Joke 5What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?Sexual harassment. Funny Dirty Joke 6What is it when a http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/10/funny-dirty-joke-1-what-has-one-hundred.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-8435776743467937314Fri, 07 Oct 2011 16:51:00 +00002011-10-08T11:29:53.839+08:00Chinese Jokes A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/10/chinese-torture.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-4143423234038992437Fri, 07 Oct 2011 16:21:00 +00002011-10-08T00:21:26.296+08:00Gay Jokes A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.  While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/10/husband-and-wife-and-convict.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-3615957516734147996Sat, 24 Sep 2011 17:06:00 +00002011-09-25T01:08:16.075+08:00Sexual Jokes One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone hadwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned theclass looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, andbegan her class.The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/rub-it.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-1066144247628415723Sat, 24 Sep 2011 16:37:00 +00002011-10-08T00:22:50.342+08:00Marriage Jokes A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!" http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/wishing-well.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-2835927056487985907Thu, 15 Sep 2011 05:02:00 +00002011-09-18T00:56:09.893+08:00Golf Jokes 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/10-things-in-golf-that-sound-dirty.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-5572229124010069524Wed, 14 Sep 2011 01:36:00 +00002011-09-14T09:42:15.881+08:00Lawyer Jokes So I was sitting there - staring "the man" in the face. The tax man that is. Tis the season for taxes and the IRS and I don't get along to well. These guys have been known to intimidate... and it's working. They guy was sitting there right in front of me and started sharpening his pencil... with this: Maybe there's a tax lawyer out there that doesn't mind all our lawyer jokes. I think http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/its-tax-time-sharpen-your-pencil.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-6854781886833633079Wed, 14 Sep 2011 01:22:00 +00002011-09-14T09:22:25.244+08:00Lawyer Jokes Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes?A: Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?A: His lips are moving. Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?A: You cry when you cut up an onion. Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?A: A party. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?A: Your honor. Q: http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/q-lawyer-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-2634133964872937706Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:58:00 +00002011-09-14T01:58:15.838+08:00Doctor Jokes A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed.  Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/no-more-floppy-lips.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-4976712570297788151Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:34:00 +00002011-09-14T01:43:12.333+08:00Marriage Jokes A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He's riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the taxi driver. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife is sleeping around http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/middle-aged-man-returns-home-from.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-9053594979447918062Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:50:00 +00002011-09-14T00:55:04.758+08:00Office Jokes So I'm at work yesterday and the mailclerk starts handing out letters from upper management. At this point, I'm thinking "Oh crap, how am I gonna tell my family I got laid off?" Fortunately, I'm only 29 years old. You'll understand when you read the letter. Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/dear-employees.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-6966192729822507326Mon, 05 Sep 2011 01:32:00 +00002011-09-05T09:36:04.148+08:00Pinoy Jokes Dear Dodong, Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk... Nagmamahal - Nanay Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding siya... Jorge: Ano'ng resulta? Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo!  Mister: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/09/pinoy-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-2627775242165941251Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:22:00 +00002011-08-19T00:22:57.533+08:00Animal Jokeshttp://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/worlds-most-funny-dogs_19.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-5726561382611694697Wed, 17 Aug 2011 00:34:00 +00002011-08-17T08:51:41.408+08:00Practical Jokes - Your best friends are named after animals. - Your best shoes have steel toes.- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.- You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands.- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.- Any http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/you-know-youre-biker-when.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-9004973008727256138Tue, 16 Aug 2011 16:28:00 +00002011-08-17T08:30:17.205+08:00Funny Stories Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu:If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.If you are http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/mental-hospital-phone-menu.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-2503802965360806414Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:43:00 +00002011-08-02T00:43:51.863+08:00Redneck JokesDear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/from-mother-with-love.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-3055863726014826356Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:38:00 +00002011-08-02T00:38:45.951+08:00Practical JokesA is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/abcs-of-ex-girlfriends.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-7460545707765544566Mon, 01 Aug 2011 06:13:00 +00002011-08-01T14:13:29.186+08:00Sexual JokesBob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/penis.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-5175172874004083239Mon, 01 Aug 2011 00:44:00 +00002011-08-01T08:44:59.063+08:00Religious Jokes There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck.True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later. At the séance, she http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/reincarnation.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-8956185847740305184Sat, 30 Jul 2011 17:37:00 +00002011-07-31T01:37:44.460+08:00Funny Stories This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends. 3A. ESSAY IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON? I am a http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/07/actual-essay-written-by-college.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-7822639290046618250Sat, 30 Jul 2011 17:28:00 +00002011-07-31T01:28:36.486+08:00Religious JokesThe Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so the chauffeur climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds to hop on Route 95 and starts accelerating to see what the limo could go. http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/07/really-important-person.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-2530401885035836270Sat, 30 Jul 2011 08:08:00 +00002011-07-30T16:08:19.584+08:00Funny Stories These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. Please http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/07/excuse-notes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-8955395346433874438Sat, 30 Jul 2011 07:03:00 +00002011-07-30T15:03:49.543+08:00Gay JokesA wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/07/jeeves-take-off-my-dress.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-6521588939625262585Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:59:00 +00002011-07-30T12:59:31.286+08:00Doctor Jokes"I think I have a problem, Doc," says a patient. "One of my balls has turned blue." The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes that the patient will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed. "Are you crazy?!" bursts the patient. "How could I let you do such a thing to me!" "You want to die?" asks the doctor rhetorically, at which point the patient has to agree to have his testicle http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/07/all-blue.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8311238587555133990.post-6035826098480645486Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:57:00 +00002011-07-30T12:57:17.589+08:00Kids Jokes Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty http://online-funnyjokes.blogspot.com/2011/07/no-great-loss.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0