The Exile

Even CNN don't believe Yoani Sanchez

2009-11-10T00:15:00.005-06:00

Following on from last night's posting about Yoani Sanchez and her supposed assault by Cuban government agents, the mystery as to why she has refused to post a photo that would back up her claim to have been heavily beaten has started to clear thanks to this CNN report.

In the video she claims that her face is bruised, but to this writer's jaundiced eye it doesn't look marked at all. One arm has light bruising on it which could have come from anything, and as for the crutches, all we can say is that Hollywood is missing a star.

According to the carefully worded CNN report Sanchez walks in "apparent pain" and "CNN is not able to independently verify the incident," which is as good a way of saying that they think that she is a lying little slag as well.

The Cuban scabs really need to come up with better agitprop than this if they are going to have a hope in hell of convincing a sceptical world.

Reflections on the fall of the Berlin Wall

2009-11-10T00:05:00.001-06:00

Twenty years ago this week the Berlin Wall came crashing down, and for many people who lived in the old Comecon countries, life took a decided turn for the worse. Whether we are talking about an East German academic or a Hungarian schoolgirl, the memories come thick and fast of these lands of lost content that have gone, probably never to return.

Why did socialism collapse in Eastern Europe? There are many possible explanations, but the main factor is surely that socialism arrived courtesy of the Soviet Union in 1945. It was always something that could be held up as a foreign import which all patriotic men had to oppose. Once the Soviet Union announced that it would no longer step in to keep Communist governments in power, then it was only a matter of time before nationalist forces overthrew the existing orders.

Let this be a lesson to the left: their are no short cuts on the road to power, and it has to come from within a country, it cannot be introduced from without.

Yoani Sánchez & two blokes nobody cares about

2009-11-09T00:05:00.000-06:00

It is not enough to be a dissident blogger - if you want the support of the blogging community you have to be the right kind of dissident blogger as Kareem Amer from Egypt and the entertainingly nicknamed Uhuru Guro of South Africa can testify.

Unlike Cuba's Yoani Sánchez who is always writing about state harassment, the other two have genuinely experienced repression at first hand, but few people seem to care about their plights. Kareem is currently serving a four year prison sentence for his writings, and has a small support group based in the USA that tries to publicise his case. Uhuru Guro was recently arrested, held in detention for over a day, and is now trying to get his computers and disks returned by a state that regards his writings as beyond the pale.

Two factors seem to be in play here. Sánchez has the good fortune to live in a country that the USA is hostile towards. Cuba is in Washington's eye, and thus the eye of the American press. By way of contrast both Egypt and South Africa have good relations with the USA, so their predilection for banging up bloggers gets overlooked.

Secondly, both Uhuru and Kareem are just the wrong type of blogger for western liberals to support. The South African regards blacks as monkeys who swing from the trees, and Kareem seems to loathe Islam with a passion as this English translation of one of his postings demonstrates. Yoani Sánchez by way of contrast is a social liberal and economic conservative; put bluntly she says nice things about poofs and nasty things about the country's collectivist economic system.

The fact that Sánchez has been caught out telling lies doesn't seem to trouble her supporters in any way. She has claimed that she cannot blog from Cuba and has to text her postings to people outside the country who then upload her words to the blog. Alas, and to the chagrin of formerly sympathetic journalists who were in Cuba to attend a conference, she was photographed sitting happily in a hotel and updating her blog. Using an expensive Apple-Macintosh to boot - so much for her supposed poverty.

Sánchez has claimed recently that some state agents attacked her. Two versions of this tale are going the rounds, the first as given to the Miami Herald and which reports that she was attacked on the street, and the second on her blog and which reads like a John Birch Society wet dream. Interestingly enough, in spite of having claimed that she was beaten black and blue, no photograph of her injuries has been published.

The moral of all this is that it is not enough to be a dissident: you have to be the type of dissident that western liberals like. If you are then you can tell all the tall tales in the world and they will still support you. Not only that, but the likes of Time Magazine and the newspaper el Pais will shower you with awards. According to this Spanish blogger, el Pais has not mentioned Kareem once.

Both he and Uhuru Guru are just the wrong type of dissident.

Weekending: What a boob!

2009-11-07T00:05:00.001-06:00

Here's a bit of Russian candid camera to laugh at and a very nice pair of knockers to drool over. Tits like those - you don't get many of them to the pound, now do you?

Kylie Minogue: the Agent Provocateur advert

2009-11-06T00:15:00.002-06:00

The Sun reports that this Kylie Minogue advert for Agent Provocateur has been voted the best ever viral advert.

That's not the reason why we are running it, however. We are running it so that you can drool over Kylie's luscious rump:

That way you know that God exists.

Popular Political Music

2009-11-06T00:05:00.001-06:00

The idea of political music to English ears conjures up images of schoolteachers listening to some fat middle-aged bloke in a pullover. The notion that people living giro to giro on a council estate would ever listen to such drivel is risible in the extreme. However, the music of Mexico is both wildly popular within the country and highly political.

Take los Tigres del Norte as a case in point. This group are probably the most listened to in the country and the government has said that they cannot perform la Granja, their latest hit, at the National Auditorium when they play there later this month. The group - who are all multi-millionaires - have told the federales to go and take a running jump and have cancelled their concert.

La Granja -the farm - is Mexico and the rabid dog represents the drug dealers. The grandfather is the old dictatorship that allowed the dealers to operate, but under strict limits set by it. The fox is of course former President Vicente Fox who allowed the dog to break free, largely because he attacked it under American pressure. The pigs are the politicians who stuff themselves on the farm's corn, and the chickens are the press who do really very little.

Now, if the Mexicans can have a tradition of highly politicised popular music, why can't England? The Scots manage it, as this brutal attack on the country's former First Minister shows:

However, the Thornlie Boys are nowhere near as big in the land of the deep-fried Mars Bar as los Tigres are in Mexico, so the problem seems to be across the whole of Britain.

It may be that the Mexicans are just that little bit more politically sophisticated than their British counterparts, as they know how to tell when a politician is lying because he opens his mouth when he speaks. Thus attacks such as the one that los Tigres have mounted strike a popular chord. By way of contrast, far too many British people still believe in the man, and the man's tales for this form of popular contempt to be viable in Britain.

Afghan policeman shows his true colours

2009-11-05T00:05:00.001-06:00

Five British soldiers have been killed in Afghanistan and the press are trying to write it off as the action of a lone, rogue policeman. Actually, it is far more serious than that, and very simple to understand.

The regime in Kabul lacks legitimacy because it is kept in power by foreign troops. All the talk about training the local army and police only serves to try and hide the fact that those forces are then expected to go into action on behalf of their western paymasters. That they will not do. They may take the occupiers' shilling, but all they are doing with that is earning a buttie - their loyalty is inevitably going to be to their own people and institutions.

Leading on from that is the obvious point that sooner or later the occupiers will leave the country. Everyone else stays because that is where they live. Thus the notion that the Afghans will be ever loyal to forces that one day will cut and run is risible. Everyone knows that next year, or next decade, the collaborators will have to answer to the guerrilla fighters, and nobody looks forward to that with equanimity.

As the war against Afghanistan becomes more and more unpopular in the west, then we can expect to see more attacks like this. The locally recruited collaborators just have to prove how loyal they are to their own land, or face some pretty horrible consequences.

Expect more of the same in the months to come.

Cameron reneges on European referendum

2009-11-04T00:15:00.000-06:00

They don't call it a constitution, at least not since the French and Dutch rejected it. A few words were changed here and there and the Lisbon Treaty was created, but it amounts to the same thing. The Tories promised the British people a referendum on this document, but now that the Czechs have ratified it they have reneged on that promise.

All the Tories had to do was sit back, watch Nu-Labour continue to self-destruct and then reap the benefit at the next election. Instead they have started to play silly buggers, and have opened up all their old wounds over the issue of Britain's continued membership of the European Union.

The sensible thing for David Cameron to do would be to pledge a referendum on withdrawal from the EU. At a stroke her would ensure a massive majority at the next election, as well as cutting into the soft underbelly of the BNP vote.

However, whoever said that politicians were sensible?

Midweek MILF: the quiz show hottie

2009-11-04T00:05:00.000-06:00

Here's a MILF just aching to be knobbed - what's the betting that she's all nice and moist?

Aishah Azmi gets caught out trying it on

2009-11-03T00:05:00.004-06:00

This tale is now over two years old but laughing at inbreds never goes out of fashion, so let's run the story once again just for the fun of it.

Aishah Azmi went for an interview as a teaching assistant at a Church of England school without wearing her veil and got the job. Then the saucy little piggie started wearing the thing at work and was promptly suspended. She then claimed that this was an act of religious discrimination, but just listen to the BBC interviewer make her look very, very stupid by tying her answers in knots. It looks to your friendly old Exile as if madam was trying it on to get some easy dosh for unfair dismissal, but if you just listen to her level of English then you will realise that she is too fucking thick for that.

By the way, if you think that walking around with your faced covered is a human right then try going into your local bank wearing a balaclava and see how long you fucking well last.

Cheers: The Green Arrow.

Meet Sun Meng, the Chengdu Chinky Cheat

2009-11-02T00:05:00.001-06:00

Sun Meng (25) was having his knob polished when the lady's husband arrived home, so he scampered out of the flat to take refuge atop an air-conditioner. The photo shows him cowering as the woman's husband, who had just finished demonstrating to his awfully wedded wife that belts don't just hold trousers up, remonstrates with him from the window.

To make matters even worse for the chinky cheat, the fact is that even chicken fried rice merchants have digital cameras these days and his photo was quickly snapped and posted to a Chinese language web forum. From there it was taken up by everyone and his brother and is now all over the web.

Sun Meng has complained that people are laughing at the size of his sweet and sour balls: "It was a very cold day," he explained.

Weekending: Wartime British Humour

2009-10-30T00:05:00.000-06:00

The Japanese, the Jerries and the Wops - this song has been going through my mind all day and I just wanted to share it with you.

Schwarzenegger to legislature: fuck you!

2009-10-29T00:05:00.001-06:00

You have to hand it to Arnie, he certainly knows how to capture the popular mood. Just read the first letters of the body of the text vertically.

If California were a private business then it would have already gone bankrupt. Schwarzenegger's problem is an old one in American politics: legislative members are really only interested in pleasing the narrow constituency that voted for them, and getting them to vote for the common interest is very difficult. General Robert E. Lee complained in March 1865 that the Confederate Congress sat around eating peanuts while his army starved in the trenches outside Richmond, so the problem is hardly new.

That said, Arnie's reply is!

Cheers: Martin Meenagh

Midweek MILF: Sexy Cuban

2009-10-28T00:15:00.004-06:00

Here's a fine Cuban MILF for your delectation and delight. Just imagine those thighs wrapped around your neck - and if she sat on your face you wouldn't be able to hear your stereo, would you?

The immigration conspiracy unravels

2009-10-28T00:05:00.003-06:00

The truth of the conspiracy that aimed at turning as much of England as possible into a third world sewer is starting to rattle the conspirators. Jack Straw has published an article denying the story's veracity, and Andrew Neather, the man who first spilled the beans, has now gone on record to deny writing what all of us read just the other day.

Staw can be quickly dealt with. His carefully worded exercise in shifting the goalposts refers to a decline in asylum seekers. Now that may or may not be the case, but what is certain is that Neather was not writing about that group. His article was concerned with migration in general, and the government's decision in 2000 to open the flood gates and pretty much allow all and sundry to enter Britain.

Neather's argument is that a multicultural Britain was not the prime motive behind the speech that he wrote, nor the government report that it was based on. The problem with that line is that by admitting millions of third worlders in Britain, the government almost by definition sought to change the ethnic and cultural make-up of the country.

That government cannot fall back on a cock-up explanation, either. It has emerged that the original report entitled "Migration, a Social and Economic Analysis" was carefully edited before publication to remove any mention of the downside to massive immigration such as an increase in crime.

The government's friends in the mass media are playing down what in this writer's mind is the story of the decade. It is therefore up to the blogs to get the message out: the Labour government has brought in an army of foreign workers with the obvious aim of changing the country's racial and cultural make-up, thus cutting the wages and thereby keeping the local working class on the dole.

Reading Neather's own words no other explanation is possible.

The Exile's fourth anniversary

2009-10-27T00:05:00.000-06:00

The Exile published its first post on the 25th October 2005, so the blog is now four years old. Given that most blogs seem to be lucky to last four weeks, we at Team Exile feel entitled to pat ourselves on the back and then lift a glass to our longevity.

The key to it all is perspective - as this photo shows, things often look different depending upon the angle taken to view them:

The Exile will continue to view things from various angles, and will continue to get under the skin of the ideologically pure at heart.

Here's to the next anniversary!

The truth about immigration: it's a conspiracy

2009-10-26T00:05:00.003-06:00

We can confidently say that the Labour Party's death certificate was written up by Andrew Neather, a former party aide, in the London Evening Standard on Friday of last week.

Many of us had wondered if the government had basically lost control of immigration, or was it allowing London, especially, to become a third world hell-hole as part of a deliberate policy? Thanks to Neather's candid article we know know that it was deliberate policy to open the doors to all and sundry.

The argument goes that the reasoning behind this was "to rub the Right's nose in diversity and render their arguments out of date," but that point of view rings hollow. The Conservatives have adopted the multicultural agenda with ease, and the only people who are getting their noses rubbed in the dirt are the urban working class.

The writer makes this point implicitly when he states that the "foreign nannies cleaners and gardeners"could not be replaced by "unemployed BNP voters from Barking or Burnley". Of course the BNP got hardly any votes back in 2000 when this policy was introduced, so the people that Neather is attacking are not mythical BNP supporters, but the ordinary working class.

Of course they could have done all those jobs and more, but they would not be willing to live ten to a room and be paid peanuts. Obviously new council houses would have had to be built, and the workers would have joined unions and demanded a decent wage. Far better for the middle class to import the gutter sweepings of the non-unionised world to labour for them and leave the working class to rot. Thus, and as we reported over two years ago, "London isn't England anymore," and the city's working class are falling over themselves to get out of the urban jungle that Nu-Labour has created.

It is probably too late to prevent London from joining the ranks of the third world, but the same cannot be said of the rest of the country. All it needs is for the working class to finally get its act together and organise in opposition to a policy that stands so totally against its economic interests.

Weekending: Suzi Perry Stripping Video

2009-10-24T00:05:00.003-05:00

Here's one for all you Suzi Perry fans - and I know from the mails that I received after this Suzi Perry upskirt video went live that there are a lot of you out there. This video shows her stripping off to change clothes for a shoot. Fortunately for us someone left a camera running. . .

Nick Griffin on Question Time

2009-10-23T12:30:00.001-05:00

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I've just managed to watch Question Time with Nick Griffin on YouTube. The first part can be seen here, and links to all six parts of the programme are given at the head of this posting.

The programme was basically a bear pit, with an audience that seemed to have rather more than its fair share of our ethnic brothers and sisters than is to be found in the population at large. They and their white middle class friends seemed to want to outdo each other with displays of the type of outrage that only the comfortable middle class can come up with. It is quite likely that more than a few working class people watching the show on television will have been turned off by that display, and it may even have served to boost the BNP in their minds.

As far as the panel was concerned, Chris Huhne of the Liberal-Democrats came off best with Nick Griffin a close second. In spite of seeming ill at ease for the first ten minutes of the programme, Griffin scored an early hit on Nu-Labour's Jack Straw when the latter started on a patriot binge, and Griffin reminded him that Griffin Sr. had served in the RAF during the Second World War whilst Straw's old man had been a conscientious objector -or a fucking conshie as they were more usually known. That sound byte will be going the rounds pretty quickly. . .

As will the sight of the Tory Sayeeda Warsi - who looked even fatter than she did in this clip - when she claimed that there were no invalid asylum applications. God knows what the silly cow thought she was doing with that fatuous remark - maybe thinking about all the fucking relatives that she can bring over? Anyway, you can just guarantee that this clip is being passed around the mobile 'phones even as your friendly old Exile writes these words.

Couple all this with the image of hundreds of bovine Trots fighting the police outside the studio and it is no wonder that interest in joining the BNP has increased enormously.

All in all a good night for the BNP.

The social work filth and the fat bastards

2009-10-23T00:15:00.001-05:00

Back in August 2008 we reported that the social work filth were about to target overweight working class people as part of their drive to ensure that our people submit to their will and show obedience to their edicts. Sadly, our prediction has turned out to be true, as families are finding that the social work vermin are using obesity as a way of breaking up families.

Remember that this isn't about fat bastards or thickoes, it is about power. This is the lower middle class demonstrating its power to the working class. Good fun though it is for individuals such as this blogger to treat the social work vermin as the maggots that they are, that is no substitute for political action on the estates.

Think about it: if every one of these maggots knew in its heart that its actions would be opposed not just on the street, but in the council chamber as well, then their moral would quickly collapse. All we need is organisation.

What are we waiting for people? Let's have the fuckers!

Teachers protected Pakistani gangs in school

2009-10-23T00:05:00.001-05:00

Here we go again with yet more lower middle class stupidity, and this time it led to a 15 year old boy being almost battered to death by a hammer-wielding Pakistani gang. Henry Webster was left fighting for his life in 2007 when a dozen Asians battered him insensible. The gang were later jailed, but it is emerging now that the school that Henry attended allowed its Pakistani pupils to form gangs that terrorised the whites, but if those same whites tried to form their own gangs, then the teachers would move to prevent that from happening.

The Daily Mail report presents this as political correctness gone mad, which it certainly is, but there is something else going on as well.

Does anyone remember the case of Cody Stott, the Salford schoolgirl who objected to having to sit in a lesson with a bunch of non-English speaking asylum seekers? For her pains she had to listen to a torrent of abuse from a teacher and was then arrested by the Old Bill and held for hours on spurious and trumped up charges.

The lower middle class loves poking a stick into the proletarian hornets' nest just to demonstrate that it can. For their part, ordinary people believe that if they roll with the punches then eventually the teachers, social workers, council penpushers and the like will leave them alone, but that is not the case.

This is about power, and about demonstrating who wields the power. Sooner or later the hornets will fly out of their nest and start stinging everyone and everything around.

The middle class will howl, but they only have themselves to blame.

Midweek MILF: outside the court

2009-10-22T00:05:00.004-05:00

Welcome to our new Midweek MILF spot and I hope that the talent on display does wonders for the middle legs of all my readers. It's not going to be a permanent feature, but when a prime example of zip-busting, trouser-tightening MILFness comes along it will feature here. To start the ball rolling, here's a tasty bit of American talent that decided to walk out of a court building only to find any number of cameramen waiting for someone else, but who decided that this pert thing would do at a pinch.

A MILF is a Mother I'd Love to Fuck, and this spot has been inspired by memories of my younger days when, as a keen shaggin' man, I would hit the night spots of Manchester for the Wednesday grab-a-grannie night. Don't ask me why Wednesday was the night when all the mature tottie came out to play, but I was grateful at the time for all those easy knob shines.

Inspiration also came from a site that I monitor from time to time for the laughs. Yes, folks, the place where lumps of social work shit meet to tell each other how important they are has come up trumps in the laughter stakes once again! One webmong in particular had me slapping my thighs in glee when he announced that calling someone a MILF in the workplace would be "gross miconduct" (sic). What can you do with losers like that? Nothing I suppose other than hope that they do the decent thing and stick their fucking heads in the gas oven.

Enough of this merry banter: let's hear it for the still firm birds who clatter and bang like a Citroen 2CV - but get you to your destination all the same.

Social work filth claim mother is too stupid to rear her child

2009-10-21T00:15:00.002-05:00

This story is too repulsive for words: the social work filth are now education arbiters and they can decide if a woman is intelligent enough to keep her child. In Nottingham the child of Rachel Pullen was seized by those rancid lumps of lower middle class shit known as the social work industry earlier this year. Now in Dunfermline, Kerry Robertson (17) was prevented from marrying the father of her unborn child by the industry, and has now been told that her baby will be seized when he is born.

An e-mail has been sent by your friendly old Exile to Nottingham social work shit asking just how many of the human cockroaches employed in their section of the social work industry hold degrees issued by Russell Group universities. If the fuckers give a straight answer, then we shall try to find out just how many of those degrees are nothing more than a social work qualification.

The point of course is that by setting themselves up as judges of who is and who isn't intelligent, the industry is now going to be forced to demonstrate the intelligence of its own members. If, as seems likely, the average lump of social work shit is nothing more than a pathetic inadequate with a poly degree and a puerile desire for status, then we can use the information to further undermine that always fragile sense of self-worth that the lower middle class has.

And we can have a laugh while we are at it!

Fascism and socialism: spot the difference

2009-10-21T00:05:00.001-05:00

There is a lot of bollocks going around at the moment to the effect that socialism and fascism are somehow the same. Superficially, and for the truly political illiterate, the idea has some merit because fascism needs the support of the urban working class to take off, and they are the very ones who look to collectivist solutions to their economic problems. Thus fascism has to cover itself in pinkish clothing to get that support.

Although defining fascism has always been a problem, one thing about it is clear and that is that it represents, primarily, the owners of capital and their middle class lickspittles. Socialism represents the producers, the working class, the poor sods who labour to keep everyone else in clover.

What happened to the upper classes in Argentina, Germany and Italy during their fascist periods? The answer is that nothing happened to them, they did very well out of those years. Contrast that with Cuba in 1959: the old ruling class had its property expropriated and there was a mad dash for anything that would fly or float to get off the island.

As for the middle class, let the example of this chief of police serve to show what happened to those rancid fuckers:

Today, and for all its faults, Cuba is a country without a parasitic middle class and with its former rulers sitting in Miami, drinking the bitter draught of total defeat.

Is there any bugger still around who does not yet understand the difference between socialism and fascism?

Buy a cat and get to stay in Britain

2009-10-20T00:05:00.003-05:00

Just when you thought that the Nu-Labour regime couldn't get any more cack-handed than they are already, they up and surprise you by taking their incompetence to a whole new level.

So it is with the case of a Bolivian whom the government wished to deport. The man appealed to a Nu-Labour body called the Asylum and Immigration Tribunal which ruled that he can continue to bless the UK with his presence because he and his girlfriend had bought a cat.

Yes, you read that correctly: a fucking cat. Some Bolivian has been given special leave to remain in the UK and one of the factors that he offered as proof of a serious relationship with the bird that he is shacked up with is that they have a moggy.

Needless to say, neither the Bolivian nor the cat have been named, presumably to protect their privacy.