<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103909626288229489</id><updated>2024-11-01T04:06:52.635-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome to My World</title><subtitle type='html'>This is the place where i would like to share my knowledge, thinking, etc......</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://djprathamesh.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4103909626288229489/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://djprathamesh.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dj.Prathamesh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08829821819151209131</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiStwpOr0Gn8k7BKWv_TT3kXCXpKszdm1UZe_untR6LLHlZU4b5tfNEjpFrv8n2EF3t8_96dkhbY1mXSS1A7y4Khep9yGUlZ3_Ww6nxaoRk9Cw5T_u5bjMJYQGVJwDRFA/s220/groove.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103909626288229489.post-8623492863101574589</id><published>2011-09-17T19:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-17T19:15:14.754-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*****IMPORTANT:- The jokes you read is not to hurt anybody feelings, or intensionally publish for anyone. Please forgive if it hurts anyone.&quot;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;No Hard Feelings Please. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;Sardarni&#39;s Jokes:-&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;Three&amp;nbsp;Sardarni&#39;s are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others &quot;I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly &quot;Together, together, together.&quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A&amp;nbsp;Sardar husband asks her Wife to get out the car and check if the indicator is working. she gets out goes to the back of the car and the husband sitting in the car) puts the indicator on. &quot;is it working?&quot;he asks. &quot;yes no yes no yes no yes no&quot;...&lt;br /&gt;
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Howz thats, isnt that a jokes.&lt;br /&gt;
I &#39;ll come up with somemore. &lt;br /&gt;
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Say Cheez again&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;Husband &amp;amp; Wife Jokes&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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English Husband wife couple jokes - Complement &lt;br /&gt;
A woman was standing, looking in the bedroom mirror.&lt;br /&gt;
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, &#39;I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.&#39;&lt;br /&gt;
The husband replies, &#39;Your eyesight&#39;s damn near perfect.&#39;&lt;br /&gt;
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Say Cheez Now. :)&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://djprathamesh.blogspot.com/feeds/8765293201167663437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://djprathamesh.blogspot.com/2011/09/jokes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4103909626288229489/posts/default/8765293201167663437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4103909626288229489/posts/default/8765293201167663437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://djprathamesh.blogspot.com/2011/09/jokes.html' title='Jokes'/><author><name>Dj.Prathamesh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08829821819151209131</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiStwpOr0Gn8k7BKWv_TT3kXCXpKszdm1UZe_untR6LLHlZU4b5tfNEjpFrv8n2EF3t8_96dkhbY1mXSS1A7y4Khep9yGUlZ3_Ww6nxaoRk9Cw5T_u5bjMJYQGVJwDRFA/s220/groove.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103909626288229489.post-3424739538474878609</id><published>2011-09-17T16:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-17T16:33:36.546-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Hello Everybody,&lt;br /&gt;
Very first thing is, very warm welcome to my world, where i share my thoughts, ideas, creativity and all blah, blah, blah stuff. And am sure that you guys will definetely like it. &lt;br /&gt;
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Introduction about myself in next post.&lt;br /&gt;
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----If you cant care yourself, f**k off..&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://djprathamesh.blogspot.com/feeds/3424739538474878609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://djprathamesh.blogspot.com/2011/09/welcome.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4103909626288229489/posts/default/3424739538474878609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4103909626288229489/posts/default/3424739538474878609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://djprathamesh.blogspot.com/2011/09/welcome.html' title='Welcome'/><author><name>Dj.Prathamesh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08829821819151209131</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiStwpOr0Gn8k7BKWv_TT3kXCXpKszdm1UZe_untR6LLHlZU4b5tfNEjpFrv8n2EF3t8_96dkhbY1mXSS1A7y4Khep9yGUlZ3_Ww6nxaoRk9Cw5T_u5bjMJYQGVJwDRFA/s220/groove.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>