The "Quotable" Scott Smith

2012-01-29T11:43:00.001-07:00

"You can't motorboat a woman's heart." -Scott Smith

2012-01-28T20:45:00.000-07:00

"At least it wasn't Horshack. It should have been Barbarino. And we should all be thankful that "Boom Boom" is immortal." -Scott Smith

2012-01-23T11:12:00.001-07:00

"I thought these films were supposed to be about a sundance." -Scott Smith

2012-01-21T14:28:00.001-07:00

"Well, if she could keep my dick out of her mouth it would be a lot easier." -Scott Smith

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2012-01-20T15:42:00.002-07:00

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2012-01-20T12:03:00.001-07:00

"If you believe the Bible, you'll believe anything." -Scott Smith

2012-01-19T12:11:00.001-07:00

"Church would be more popular if they weren't so stingy with the wine and crackers." -Scott Smith

2012-01-14T13:22:00.001-07:00

"Spaghetti is just Italian nachos." -Scott Smith

2012-01-14T10:34:00.001-07:00

"You can't back up if you don't have reverse." -Scott Smith

2012-01-13T19:22:00.000-07:00

"Nachos are just Mexican spaghetti." -Scott Smith

2012-01-12T16:32:00.001-07:00

"If you make a monkey cook your dinner, you're gonna have a grease fire." -Scott Smith

2012-01-07T15:18:00.000-07:00

"Let's see you go through a Shark Week without your baby seal skin hat." -Scott Smith

2012-01-04T18:08:00.000-07:00

"I go through enough brooms trying to keep Sharia law from creeping in to my kitchen and you want to elect a Kardashian president." -Scott Smith

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2012-01-01T01:43:00.000-07:00

"Naw, don't worry about it. A million ain't as many as you think." -Scott Smith

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2011-12-31T09:41:00.002-07:00

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2011-12-23T12:28:00.001-07:00

"I wouldn't say that I'm 'unsuccessful' so much as I'm not very successful." -Scott Smith

2011-12-22T21:44:00.002-07:00

"If I needed your validation, I would park somewhere else." -Scott Smith

2011-12-22T08:26:00.001-07:00

"Boots don't knock. Are you sure that they weren't some kind of clog?" -Scott Smith

2011-12-22T00:25:00.001-07:00

"'Fucking the bitches' is an interest you probably shouldn't list on job applications." -Scott Smith

2011-12-17T20:46:00.000-07:00

"I have a dark past and a bright future, my present is kinda overcast." -Scott Smith

2011-12-16T12:14:00.000-07:00

"Meh, I'd be a lot more worried if her nipples tasted like pepperoni." -Scott Smith

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2011-12-14T10:21:00.000-07:00

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2011-12-11T13:45:00.000-07:00

"Don't punch her in the cunt, that might be her kink." -Scott Smith

2011-12-11T13:15:00.000-07:00

"Mono is just nature's way of telling you to, 'take it easy.'" -Scott Smith

2011-12-11T12:03:00.000-07:00

"Reading books by their covers can save a ton of time." -Scott Smith