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Inner-City Skateboards Spring/Summer 2011

2011-02-25T10:12:00.000-05:00

Inner-City Skateboards Spring/Summer 2011 Commercial made by me.

PS3 'jailbreak code' retweeted by Sony's Kevin Butler, no punchline needed -- Engadget

2011-02-09T12:27:00.000-05:00

PS3 'jailbreak code' retweeted by Sony's Kevin Butler, no punchline needed -- Engadget

Men Rules 101 By Chris.

2010-12-13T15:44:00.000-05:00

Welp he is at it again. and i bring you the Top five rules men should follow when messin with these women..here they are.

RULE #1 IF A FEMALE GIVES OUT HER NUMBER TOO FREELY, SHE IS MOST LIKELY A GAME PLAYER, OR A LEAD ON ARTIST THAT LOVES ATTENTION..STAY AWAY..

RULE#2 ITS NOTHING WRONG WITH A FEMALE NOT GIVING IT UP OFF RIP, BUT IF SHE HAS A SET TIME LIMIT, ITS NOT ABOUT HER MORALS, SHES TRYING TO HAVE TOO MUCH CONTROL...NIP THAT IN THE BUD...

RULE#3 A GIRL WILL ONLY DO WHAT SHE IS ALLOWED...ITS OK TO BE HER FRIEND AND HER DICK NIGGA, BUT NEVER BE HER MONEY NIGGA, HER FIX SHIT FOR FREE NIGGA OR HER SOUNDING BOARD TO TALK ABOUT OTHER NIGGAS...

RULE#4 NEVER TAKE A GIRL BACK WHO LEFT YOU SO SHE COULD DO WHAT SHE WANTS TO D AND TEN TRIES TO COME BACK...SHE SHOULDA GOT IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME...

RULE#5 NEVER LET A BROAD COME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR REAL FRIENDS...THEY GON BE THERE EVEN IF SHE LEAVES, AND IF YOU FUCK EM OVER U MIGHT NOT GET EM BACK...

RULE#6 ITS STILL TRICKING EVEN IF YOU GOT IT...IF U DIDNT HAVE IT, U COULDNT TRICK...THATS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR WEAK NIGGAS TO JUSTIFY PAYING FOR SOME PUSSY...

RULE#7 PUSSY IS FREE AND DONT LET NO BROAD TELL U DIFFERENT...FAIR EXCHANGE AINT ROBBERY...IF YAL FUCKED AND BOTH GOT OFF ITS EVEN...POINT BLANK...

RULE#8 DONT BE ATTRACTED TO MANNISH BROADS...SHITS KINDA GAY...

RULE#9 ITS 7 FEMALES FOR EVERY ONE OF US IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY...WE HAVE THE ADVANTAE..QUIT BEING SO THIRSTY AND JUMPING THRU HOOPS FOR THESE CHICKS...

RULE#10 YOU ARE PITIFUL IF YOU ARE A TITTY BAR CELEBRITY...THE SHIT IT POINTLESS AND ALL YOU DOING IS WASTING MONEY THAT COULD BE PUT TOWARDS PRODUCTIVITY...

RULE#11 IS ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE A BISEXUAL FEMALE CLOSE FRIEND

Fucked up online tourney

2010-12-11T21:43:00.000-05:00

So the 2010 Evo online tourney started today and i was hyped. My main goal was to make it out my bracket and make top 16. my first match was was nerve racking. why? because i had to fight a rose player that was hiding behind her fireball and other slick tricks she has. she ended up beating me the first set when i had guile so i decided to pick rog so i can GET IN. I ended up taking the whole set to the final round. and i won of a trade. honesty? if i wouldnt of got that trade i would of lost the match period because she had a ultra stocked ..i think...So after i won my matches and reported them i had to play my next match which was against a CODY player..

Ended up winning that set 3-0 but it was not a cake walk. i zoned him really good (aka played lame as hell) i was hype up man i was ready to win this whole bracket. until i had to play this one cat named Nerd Josh...from what i was told he was with team spooky stream team i guess.

So the match starts and i picked guile and he picked cammy. from what i was told he picks cammy and rufus...he beat me the first set because i missed toooooooooo many links. so i went with balrog. i ended up beating him then...then all of sudden it was a mad delay in the waiting room and then all of sudden it starts. next thing i know he just picks SIM...i am setting there with the WTF face like "wait something aint adding up". So i ended up playing and he started to play just like sabin...like really? so i ended up losing...so i picked guile..and ended up losing again...

i was pissed man. ..i put two and two together and...that was him...smh...i argued that shit and was still eliminated...So now i gotta send my video in for review...like it would matter anyway since the next round he got popped and i guess tried to argue that shit down lol. but what ever man i find it fucked up that people gotta cheap on a online game...but o well.. all this gonna do is just make me a stronger person in the end. i just know not to part take in any big ONLINE tourneys again..

Micheal Jackson Experience: Speed Demon!

2010-12-07T11:55:00.002-05:00

dont hate...my and my lil bro was jammin lol

LeBron James: I'm a Faggot

2010-11-19T12:13:00.000-05:00

Me winning in street fighter lol

2010-11-03T14:04:00.001-04:00

Watch live video from Mi on Justin.tv

WHY THE "RATS" HAVE A MAN AND YOU DONT...PART1 by Chris

2010-10-28T14:14:00.002-04:00

FOR A WHILE NOW, I HAVE SEEN AND HEARD MULTIPLE WOMEN WHO I WOULD CONSIDER TO BE IN THE CATEGORY OF HAVING THEIR "SHIT" TOGETHER, COMPLAIN THAT SO CALLED "RATS" OR WOMEN OF ILL-REPUTE ALWAYS SEEM TO BE ABLE TO FIND AND KEEP A MAN, AND THAT THEY HAVE TROUBLE. I AM HERE TO TRY AND DISSECT THIS PROBLEM, AND TRY TO HELP PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHILE THIS MAY BE SO:

PROLOGUE: LADIES, TO UNDERSTAND A MAN, ALL YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IS A FEW SIMPLE THINGS. WE MEN ARE SIMPLE CREATURES AND CREATURES OF HABIT. WE ARE FOR THE MOST PART NOT HARD TO PLEASE AND TEND TO THINK OF SITUATIONS ON A CUT AND DRY OR LOGICAL MANNER. WE ALSO NEED, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS MORE, NEED WOMEN TO BE ACCOMMODATING. NAGGING, REHASHING OLD PROBLEMS AND BAD TIMING ARE A QUICK WAY TOFURTHER YOURSELF FROM A DUDE. I WILL NOW GO INTO THE FACTORS ON WHY IT SEEMS THAT A "RAT" CAN KEEP A MAN BETTER THAN MY SISTAS WITH ALOT GOING FOR THEM.

1. MOUTHINESS A.K.A. THE HIGH HORSE OF THE SUCCESSFUL WOMAN

ONE REASON THAT ALOT OF THE GIRLS THAT YOU SEE AS RATS CAN KEEP A MAN IS SIMPLE, THEY KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. YES ALOT OF RATS ARE VERY CONFRONTATIONAL AND LOVE TO BE MOUTHY, BUT MOST KNOW HOW TO KEEP IT TAME IF THEY KNOW THEY HAVE A MAN THATS NOT GOING FOR IT. THE PROBLEM WITH ALOT OF WOMEN WHO HAVE SHIT GOING FOR THEM IS THAT THEY LET THE "INDEPENDENT" MOVEMENT GO TO THEIR HEADS. DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE A LADY THATS OUT HERE DOIN IT, BUT THE SIMPLE FACT IS, A REAL MAN DOESNT WANT A MANNISH WOMAN. A MAN NATURALLY WANTS TO TAKE THE LEAD AND FEEL LIKE HIS WOMAN WANTS HIM, MAYBE EVEN NEEDS HIM A LIL BIT. ALSO, EVERY LITTLE THING DOES NOT HAVE TO BE A DISCUSSION OR ARGUMENT. ALOT OF TIME "RATS" WILL JUST SUCK IT UP AND NOT SAY SOMETHING BECAUSE EVEN THEY REALIZE THAT ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. NO MAN ALWAYS WANTS A WOMAN THATS ALWAYS TALKING BACK, I DONT CARE WHAT HE TRIES TO TELL YOU. NOT SAYING A WOMAN SHOULD BE WEAK AT ALL, BUT ALL THAT BOSSY, BAD-ATTITUDE, STUBBORN FALSE SENSE OF EMPOWERMENT, GIVE IT A REST PLEASE.....

2. SEXUAL PROWESS...

FACE US, US MEN ARE SEXUAL CREATURES(OR DEVIANTS IN SOME CASES LOL). ASIDE OF SOME R.KELLY TYPE SHIT THAT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE, YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL YOUR DUDE NO WHEN IT COMES TO SEX. THATS WHY ALOT OF "RATS" CAN KEEP A MAN BECAUSE THEY REALIZE THAT. THEY REALIZE THINGS SUCH AS: SWALLOWING IS NOT NASTY, DIFFERENT POSITIONS ARE FUN, DOING IT OUTSIDE IS FUN, THREESOMES CAN BE FUN ETC. AND THEY ACTUALLY PUT WORK IN TO DO THEIR MAN UP GOOD, NOT JUST BECAUSE HE ASKED AND SHE DOES IT HALF-HEARTEDLY. THAT MIDDLE SCHOOL EWWWWW MINDSET SHOULD NOT CLING TO A GROWN WOMAN. I UNDERSTAND ALOT OF YOU ARE TIRED FROM WORK, SCHOOL ETC, BUT FACE IT, A NIGGA BALLS STILL GOTTA BE DRAINED. ESPECIALLY IF YOU DONT WANT NOBODY ELSE DRAINING OUR SHIT. I DONT GET THE FACT THAT ALOT OF WOMEN DONT TAKE TIME TO PLEASE THEIR DUDE THE RIGHT WAY AND THEN ACTS LIKE ITS THE WORLDS BIGGEST MYSTERY ON WHY WE STEPPED OUT. NOT CONDONING CHEATING, BUT FACTS ARE FACTS...

3. COOKING

ITS A SAD FACT THAT THE ART OF COOKING IS LOST ON ALOT OF SUCCESSFUL BLACK WOMEN THESE DAYS. BECAUSE OF THE AVAILABILITY OF SO MANY FAST FOODS AND SOMETIMES JUST FLAT OUT LAZINESS, COOKING HAS TAKEN A BEATING LOL. THERE ARE ALOT OF THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT RATS, BUT THE FACT IS, ALOT OF THEM STILL WILL GO SWIPE THAT BRIDGE CARD AND THROW SOME SHIT DOWN IN THE KITCHEN LOL. COOKING IS ESSENTIAL. US DUDES LOVE TO EAT LOL..

4. PERFECT MAN SYNDROME

ALOT OF SUCCESSFUL WOMAN HAVE A REQUIREMENT LIST THAT EVEN SUPERMAN COULDNT PROBABLY MEET. UNREALISTIC STANDARDS ARE UNFORTUNATELY GOING TO KEEP ALOT OF WOMEN SINGLE AND LONELY FOR A LONG TIME UNTIL THEY GROW UP. AGAIN, SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT RATS, BUT ALOT OF THEM AT LEAST KNOW HOW TO STICK BY A DUDE, AND A GUY DOESNT HAVE TO BE DENZEL WASHINGTON TO GET A LOOK FROM THEM. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE PERFECT DUDE, ALL OF US HAVE FLAWS. JUST BECAUSE A DUDE MAKES LESS THAN YOU OR YOU DRIVE A BETTER CAR DOESNT MAKE HIM UNWORTHY. IF A DUDE IS TRYING GIVE HIM A LIL CREDIT. SHEESH, MY GENERATION OF WOMEN ARE GOING TO MAKE THE CAT SALES AT PETSMART SKYROCKET IN OUR OLD AGE LMAO...

AGAIN, I AM NOT TELLING ANYBODY TO GO OUT START POPPIN BABIES AND BE A RAT, JSUT STEAL A COUPLE PAGES FROM THEIR PLAYBOOK. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO EVERYBODY, BUT THERE IS ENOUGH OF A GROUP THAT NEEDS TO HEAR THIS...PART TWO WILL BE AROUND SOON....

My NBA 2k11 review part one

2010-10-05T09:30:00.001-04:00

My NBA 2k11 review part two

2010-10-05T09:30:00.000-04:00

TFA Promo that i made..enjoy!

2010-08-20T10:22:00.000-04:00

Playa Policy 1: The Whip Game

2010-08-13T12:24:00.000-04:00

Even though my days of being a married man is coming soon i figure i'd share and post i found interesting to all the use people who coming up getting ready to get there first whip (car).

We all know how essential our whips are when fukkin with females. Once a playa turns 21, that riding around four deep lookin for bitches shit, that walking shit, that meet me at the bus station shit...is just not cool. Im not saying that you cant get bitches with no whip, but i will question your grind, i know some cities like NY you really dont need one if you dont have a car...i really dont understand....step ya game up!

Now to those of us with whips we know that once copped you must get sum insurance on that guy. Well view this ism im bout to lace you with shortly as a way to Ensure that your whip and the things in it or maximized for pussy penetration:

1) Keep ya whip clean

Your car is an extension of you and people judge you on it accordingly. I know that everybody cant afford big benzes and awesome audi's but regardless of what you pushin ya whip must be clean. Take that same pride in ya whip as you do that crispy white pair of shoes. Make sure it never gets dusty and make sure that interior is immacualte and watch how the next young lady you pick up react... cleanliness gets coochies wet...marinate on that

2) When patrolling the streets like batman for new females, one sidekick minimum.

We all have a crew but a man should want to define himself as a separate entity from his boys. A lot of the times we may be the only one of our potnas with a car and out of love we'll let the sqad pile up and hit the streets but once you get in them 20's u gotta kinda reevaluate the situation.

How can you possibly expect to bring a female home with ya if she has to ride bitch btwn Ray Ray and Big Mike? Not sayin its not possible but keep it 1000 has it EVER happend with a NEW bitch of QUALITY......NO

If you just HAVE to have male support when you go out then hit up one potna per mission, that way if one or both of yall get lucky there is enough room for the passengers.

3) You are not a Taxi

I know when we got a bad biotch on the roster we cant wait to jump in the whip and see what she's talkin bout..especially on a nice bright Saturday. The thing is there is a difference btwn, "hey baby, come and ride with me" and for her to say "can you take me to....."

Dont let these women turn you into a taxi because trust me they will try...

If the only time a female hits you up is when her and Ki Ki need a ride to the mall then you might want to charge her to the game. Dont get it twisted though hood rats will bust it open for rides, but in the end thats gas money and eventually she'll put you in the trick box....never put ya self in a situation where the woman feels like her pussy is a commodity to be shared after certain conditions are met, this establishes a subconscious "trick-hoe" relationship.....but that's an issuer for another thread....just remeber to not be at a bitches whim whenever she needs a ride.

4) The Glove department

Every man should have the below items in his glove department at all times

A) Gum,Tic-Tacs, Certs i.e any anti yuck mouth product

B) Ya Fave Brand of Condoms...in the box

That heat will fuck up that latex...we dont want them bitches busting...makes sure you buy a box and keep em in that so they stay freash....but i digress...you never knw when you'll catch a female in the club who'll smash in the parking lot...it happens...stay strapped

C) Wet Wipes, Napkins, Tissue

If you ever smash in your car or get head from a non swallower...u shouldnt have to ask why

D) A few bottles of smell good

E) Cigarellos

optional

F) Febreeze

For sex and smoke

5) Ya pistol...

If your legit and can get one...get it...hell even if ya not legit..get it...ESPECIALLY if you have hood rats on the team...lol

These are my additions to the Playa Policy feel free to add on to the list....and make sure you playa's get ya dick wet this summer man...the world ends in 2012....DO IT!!!!

New Original Tupac songs CDQ

2010-08-12T12:38:00.001-04:00

Two OF these were actually released as remixes and weren't cdq these are so here ya go..i heard some of his fans in europe pulled together to raise 20k to get these three songs got damn..people will do almost anything to get some pac track here is a Qoute that i copied from a fourm and it said.

"First off don't b**ch and whine. We let you all have a few of these just to keep the Pac scene alive. We didn't have to leak s**t. You're getting stuff for free that others have paid thousands and thousands of dollars for. Gobi wanted two hundred US dollars a second for footage of Pac recording the Makaveli album and the reel is sixty-seven minutes broken into twenty-minute intervals which are sold separately. Do the f**king math on how much the real fans pay while you cry about not having free s**t. You make me sick. I can sympathize though, alot of you kids are living at home with mommy and daddy still while the real Pac heads are in there 20's and 30's with real jobs who can make an investment like this."

Download

Just watching.mp3

still ballin.mp3

Fuck friends.mp3

The countdown is still going for my wedding.

2010-08-09T12:37:00.000-04:00

You since my wedding is next month alot of people been asking me alot of questions like "are you ready?" "you nervous?" my reply is simply the ::kanyeshrug:: and say nope. I think i have like 40 days left til the big day..and i am ready...and also i'll be glad when all of it is over!!!!

So far we have almost everything in place..just doing some final touches and we should be good...this past weekend was Zion's birthday party..he turned two!!! kids are really cool. alot of people came with there kids and they were having fun jumping in that big ass bouncer we have...Later on that night my sister called to see if the party was still going on...i finally got to meet my oldest sister for the first time in over ten years...we talked on the phone alot but we never got to see each other. it was good seeing her though..she seems happy with her husband..(she got married a month ago) .she kinda reminds me of myself alil bit when she starts talking about somethings i guess thats a trait we both have in common lol.

Other than that ive just been chillin playing videogames and did alil skateboarding to see if i still can do it...i think i need to by me a new deck soon so i'll holla at my boy diddy to see about that..

The Tester Official Casting Call | DeeDogg20

2010-07-22T16:11:00.000-04:00

The Tester Official Casting Call | DeeDogg20

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New Website

2010-07-13T13:42:00.001-04:00

Me and alot of michigan gamers has formed a group Called The Fighter's Alliance. We may only play fighters but we are open to everything. Our Website is up but its not done yet but check it out while its still in the process

http://thefightersalliance.com/

We are trying as a whole to get Midwest back on the map in the street fighter game. So be on the look out for us.

Alot is going on..

2010-07-07T14:17:00.000-04:00

And i'm doing everything in my power to not stress out about it. So much stuff to do in such little time...I would consider this time...crunch time....for our wedding. Alot of fucked up situations has happend since i talked about our wedding...Counseling was great. My fiance and I see who our real friends are and know who we can depend on and who not to depend on..in honesty...my fiance was correct...by having this wedding kinda made alot of things worst...

I always thought of if i was gonna get married i wanna try to do it the regular way. but thats not how things go as planned...Right now Me and the mom-in-Law are paying for it...oh wheres my pops? yea he's too busy to answer his phone and still alil salty about my lil email i sent him...oh yea and he is doing my sister's wedding...so go figure...oh yea...i didnt get a invite...haha

I bet most of the people who reads this thinks its pure ole jealously...honesty i could give a fuck less if he was to help or not. i honesty can never go by his word ever again...i'm at the point with him where its "dont talk about it..be about it. fucked up? yup but thats all i will talk about.

But other than all the bullcrap thats been around me i see things and people for what they are...i just know whos in my inner circle and whos not. after this wedding...i'm cutting certain people out my life...i refuse to be around nothing but bullshitters...i dont wanna pick up that habit...ALWAYS BULLSHITTING.

Anyway i am on twitter...follow me @deedogg313 (yea i still hate it but whatever)

Chris Brown's Michael Jackson Tribute @ the 2010 BET Awards

2010-06-28T11:23:00.001-04:00

This performance was the best Micheal Jackson tribute ever...even shits on Janet's lol...you gotta give it up to Chris Brown...the moves he was doing was damn near perfect..if not perfect..like mirror like...if i was Chris Brown i would of been crying too!

Welp..i got my iphone...nows heres my story on it.

2010-06-25T12:39:00.001-04:00

Well i am sure all of you know that the new iphone 4 has been release...and i was lucky enough to get one due to the "limited" quantities...but let me tell you what me and my fiance had to go through to get one of these phones..

Well after i got off work yesterday the fiance ran around and do a couple of arrans..after we were done we just went home and pretty much played the waiting game...pretty much she was knocked out while i stayed up not getting any rest...playing every videogame i could play just to past time alil quicker.

2am hit and we hit the streets...we went to this outside mall called partridge creek. At first we get to the parking lot and notice NO ONE WAS THERE!!! so as we chillin i kept seeing cars goto another area...my fiance tells me to follow them...and when i did...thats when i saw the long ass line...but that was cool...because when they started doing count..we were numbers 83-84..

So as time passed we waited....and waited.....AND WAITED. til they opened...when they did i was too geeked...because i wanted the phone so i could get the hell outta this line and goto work!..but the messed up part is when apple started doing this....they started letting all the people who had the chance to reserve it go in first...now i know what you thinking..."thats your fault for not doing it" when in all...i did but there crappy site crashed while i was in the process...but what apple was doing was sooooooo not fair...they were letting in 50 of them to our 1....that was just crazy...

as you can see the long was wrapped around the corner...when i went to go get something to eat the line was AT LEAST A MILE LONG. i felt bad for them...but we were waiting for hours...hell me and the fiance took naps...we took turns...which worked out for the best...

my fiance was knocked out hard...it was kinda funny to me...but in all time was movin and i ended up having to call off work...But as the line progress...i ended up bumping into my manager! he didnt say anything...which he knew i was trying to get this phone...but we just said hi to each other and kept it movin...after that i just hid myself just in case he saw me again...we didnt see me in line we saw me walking from the apple store because i was trying to see what was up with the wait....stuff was still funny though...

While we waited they fed us water, with a choice of ham or turkey sandwhiches and a ton of cookies...

After another long wait it was finally our turn!!! yay!!! 12 hours!!! but this is where stuff started to get really nerve racking...we get in there and we see the phones...we had to pay our PHONE BILL!!!! which i was gonna do (today) but i ended up having to pay a day early...then...i bought my phone...success right? yea but when we were about to do my fiance's phone Bank of america decided to take a crap on us by putting our debit card on limited use!!!! So we ended up having to leave apple and goto the bank and get the rest of the money out and go all the way back and get her phone...i was already cranky and ready to go home to sleep and play with my phone...after we got the phones...off to the crib we went..

When we finally got home i really didnt play with it as much because i wanted to get some sleep. we took showers and went to bed while you dont mess with the zohan was playing...i ended up getting woked up by my fiance So i could contact my moms about retwist my locks...while she was doing that i was syncing my sisters ipod showing her how to add songs to her own library lol....after all that was done me and my fiance went back to bed knocked the hell out..

in all i will never sit outside waiting for a damn phone for 12 hours again. i honesty was thinking it would be like some quick strike jordans and go pretty fast..but in this case...it didnt...next time ima be on my pre-order game and have it shipped to me :) peace

Icey Soles Tutorial

2010-05-25T14:20:00.000-04:00

man this is good news for all the sneaker heads thats trying to keep there soles icy.

Xbox 360 RROD / PS3 YLOD Fix Reflow Jig

2010-05-24T11:48:00.000-04:00

This is pretty cool. he should start selling these..

Richard Pryor, 1st black President

2010-05-11T12:26:00.000-04:00

LMAO. THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY

Response to OTGT---- Getting Super Street FIghter 4 Early part one

2010-04-22T11:29:00.000-04:00

I had to do a reply to his video...he was just too damn salty ;)

Response to OTGT---- Getting Super Street FIghter 4 Early part two

2010-04-22T11:28:00.000-04:00

This is Part two

Cable Guy!

2010-03-24T11:08:00.001-04:00

Alll i have to say is that my boy is funny as hell for this one....enjoy hahahahahaha