Confessions of a Sex Toy Diva

FREE SHIP?

2012-02-23T15:00:00.004-06:00

On the fence about joining Party Gals? Want free shipping on your kit? Check this email out I just received from the main office-

"Call your potential recruits and if they sign up with the $299 kit, we will ship that for FREE! Hurry - Shipping special ends Friday 2/24/12 @ 11:00 AM PST Shipping Special is valid in the continental United States only"

CONTACT ME TO ORDER NOW 507-380-2475

Anyone in Texas need a job??

2012-02-23T10:11:00.000-06:00

Look at all these party leads I have for Texas, and no one to fill them!?!?!?
contact me at 507-380-2475 or partygaljen@gmail.com for more information on how to claim these parties!!

Austin TX for 3-09
Lewisville TX for 3-09
Lubbock TX for 4-21
Mt. Pleasant TX wants product
Rotan TX for 2-25

Sex Position of the Day - Hang Ten

2012-02-23T09:00:00.000-06:00

Hang Ten

While standing up, bend forward with your legs spread slightly, your back straight, and your hands resting on your knees for balance. Your guy enters you from behind, pulling himself as close to you as possible while holding your torso for support. Have him bring you even closer until your bodies come into full contact. He leans slightly over you to gain pumping power.

This hang-over pose is excellent for that need for fast, frenzied sex. Being bent forward gives your guy maximum depth and control, and the angle allows for incredible pleasure. Since his hands are wrapped around your body, he’ll be itching to wander over your breasts, hips, tummy, and thighs. And unlike typical from behind positions that can leave you feeling disconnected from your dude, your lower torsos and legs are always touching — making the position feel secure and intimate.

Urge him to stay still while you grind your behind in circles; the sudden sensation alteration will take your breath away. When he starts up again, you slow it down for a while — with both of you moving, it could easily get too hot to handle. Then again, maybe that’s the goal.

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Sex Position of the Day - Bed Spread

2012-02-20T10:40:00.000-06:00

Erotic Instructions:

Bend over the side of the bed so your stomach and breasts are against the mattress and your feet are on the floor, legs spread comfortably. As your guy penetrates you from behind, he lifts your legs from just above the knees, holds them apart, and thrusts.

Carnal Challenge

With your body angled slightly downward and your legs apart, he gets deep penetration. And since your gams are in his grip, he can thrust away with total abandon. Plus, he can easily view your sexy rear and watch himself move in and out of you — an up close and personal pose guys pine for. So what’s in it for you? You feel weightless with your legs lifted off the floor, as if you’re floating, while your guy does all the work. And his penis is perfectly angled for your pleasure.

When your man is getting close to climaxing, urge him to shift his hands from your legs to your hips. This sudden but subtle adjustment will make for an extra-frisky finale as he gains even more control.

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Texas??

2012-02-20T10:36:00.003-06:00

We are desperately seeking people living in Texas to become Party Gals reps. We get company leads and there are always a lot for Texas, but not enough consultants. Anyone willing to take the plunge would have a ton of business! Please contact me asap if you know of anyone that is interested. partygaljen@gmail.com

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Sex Position of the Day - The Sensual Spoon

2012-02-19T10:49:00.004-06:00

Erotic Instructions:

Every couple knows how to assume the spoon: Lie on your side with your guy behind you. Keep both of your torsos in this doze pose and lift your top leg. Have him shift his lower body into a half-kneeling position, entering you from behind.

Carnal Challenge

This passion pose gives you the best of both worlds! The half-doggy-style, half-spooning hybrid combines the cozy intimacy of lying side by side with G-spot-rubbing penetration. Nothing beats having him holding you tight while taking you higher. Give him a gentle reminder that both his hands are free, guiding them to caress your curves and stimulate your clitoris. Up his ante by reaching behind, fondling his testicles, and stroking his perinium as he thrusts.

It doesn't take too much effort to get into this position, so try it out when he least expects it. After you two fall asleep spooning, wake your guy in the middle of the night and give it a whirl while you both are still half in dreamland. When you're done, fall back asleep with his arms wrapped snugly around you.

Sex Position of the Day - The Erotic End

2012-02-18T10:18:00.000-06:00

The Erotic End

Sit your lover on the floor with his legs stretched out comfortably in front of him. Have him lean back slightly, using his arms to support his weight. With your back to him and your legs straddling his thighs, lower yourself onto him. Keep your knees bent and your feet planted on the floor. With your groins grinding together, squeeze your PC muscles while he makes small circular rotations with his pelvis.

Carnal Challenge

With you on top, sometimes hitting your G-spot can be a little tricky. But turn your back on him (in a good way!) and the whole landscape changes. This position keeps you in control but affords him a much more direct shot at your can’t-take-it-anymore zone. Meanwhile, he can kiss your neck, caress your inner thighs, and stroke other easy-to-access erogenous areas.

As if you on top isn’t a turn-on enough, you can drive your man wild with your free hands. Tease his testicles with a few fingers or reach back to play with his nipples. Your guy is guaranteed to be beaming after this star-studded ride.

Sex Position of the Day - The Linguini

2012-02-17T09:04:00.000-06:00

Erotic Instructions:

Lie on your side, putting a pillow under your head for extra support. Your man kneels directly behind your butt, leaning ever-so-slightly over your body. He should push one of his knees between your legs, positioning his body so he can penetrate you. He places one hand on your back to help support himself as he goes for the plunge. The key to your pleasure is keeping your limbs as limp as a noodle.

Carnal Challenge

This side-by-side canoodle creates incredible friction for him because your thighs are so close together. Plus, having your thigh curved at that angle gives him deeper access. The combo of these two will make even the tiniest guy feel like a god! And while he teases your G-spot, he can nuzzle your breasts or reach around and play with your clitoris — covering all the pleasure bases.

Right before he reaches the point of no return, plant your feet on the bed and push your body away. Slipping his penis out for even a nanosecond will disrupt the action and draw out your pleasure. An added bonus? You get to relive that give-me-more feeling of him entering you for the first time.

From Cosmo Mag

Sex Position of the Day - Torrid Tug-of-War

2012-02-16T14:37:00.001-06:00

Have him sit cross-legged on the floor or the bed before you straddle him. Lower yourself onto his penis and wrap your legs around his back. As you’re sitting face-to-face, grab each other’s elbows and lean back against the other person’s weight — like a coy tug-of-war game. If you’re limber enough, you might be able to tilt your head far enough back to rest it on the floor. Try to keep as still as possible, concentrating on you and your man’s bodily connection.

Carnal Challenge

This position is the perfect way to up the intimacy of any sexual encounter. Incorporate it for just a minute to meet mentally with one another. It’s a calming connection and a great way to build momentum for the rest of the ride.

For this pose to work, you’ll both need to keep your below-the-belt regions extra-meshed. If you feel yourselves slipping, use your arms to pull closer and maintain that all-important carnal connection. Do it right and this is one erotic game you’ll both win.

From Cosmopolitan Mag

Sex Position of the Day - Hot Tub Hug

2012-02-15T12:49:00.000-06:00

Erotic Instructions:

Start with your guy sitting on the bench with his knees bent and legs slightly spread, leaning back with his arms outstretched and resting on the edge of the tub. Straddle him, facing forward, and lower yourself onto his penis, holding on to his shoulders for support. Keep your knees bent and feet flat as you move up and down or back and forth.

The space between your torsos allows both of you to watch the action. There's also room for pelvic play, so you can maximize clitoral stimulation by rubbing your bliss button against his pubic bone as you gyrate.

From Cosmopolitan Mag

Mystery Hostess Party!!

2012-02-11T18:28:00.000-06:00

I know that not everyone has the time or place to have a Party Gals party, but with an online Mystery Hostess party - you don't clean your house, you don't have to worry about making food, drinks or any of that! All you need to do is place an online order between now and Feb 28, and one lucky winner will be crowned the Mystery Hostess and get all the amazing hostess benefits! 10% of the party sales, plus one half price item, plus a free surprise gift from me and all of it shipped for FREE!!

It's easy, just go to
http://www.partygals.biz/jenny
and place any order. In the place where it says "hostess" just type "mystery hostess" and you are automatically entered to win! Contact me if you have any questions at all. 507-380-2475 or partygaljen@gmail.com

100 Tips For Keeping the Spark in a Marriage

2011-08-16T19:03:00.001-05:00

Marriage is a crazy thing. Sometimes it’s the bedrock of your life and sometimes you really have to scramble to keep it from going off the rails. It makes you kinder and wiser. It makes you quirky and weird – in the best possible way. A good marriage is wonderful, while a bad one is torturous. Here are 100 tips (for both spouses) for keeping a marriage happy:

First and foremost, marry the person who is right in both your heart and your brain.
Look at things from their perspective.
Do something romantic on a random Tuesday.
Give compliments often.
Volunteer to do a chore that they usually do.
Say ‘I love you’ often and when they least expect it.
Send a cheeky text message at an unexpected time.
Rub things – feet, neck, back, etc. (you with your filthy thoughts!)
Hug and kiss hello and goodbye, good morning and good night.
When you’re angry, put a 5-second delay between your brain and your mouth.
Say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.
Do things they like to do sometimes – even if it’s not your favorite.
Make the effort to remember special occasions.
Ask how their day was and really listen to the answer.
Make all big decisions together.
Don’t allow anyone to come between you.
Play fair.
Initiate sex – especially if you usually don’t.
Beware of falling into a rut. Shake things up a little.
Always keep dating (no matter how long you’ve been married).
Apologize to each other after a disagreement.
Accept their apology and let it go. Don’t keep a running list of misdeeds.
Treat them as your partner, not your boss or your child.
Touch feet under the covers.
Put your relationship above all else.
Laugh often.
Keep their secrets.
Show pride in their accomplishments.
Show compassion for their weaknesses.
Play their favorite music.
Keep your expectations of yourself and your partner high, but reasonable.
Celebrate milestones (even obscure ones).
Watch each others’ back.
Compliment them to others.
Be supportive of their career.
Don’t even think about divorce unless it’s really over.
Swallow your complaints about their family.
Discuss problems outside the heat of the argument.
When times get tough, cling to each other.
Trust.
Be worthy of trust.
Admit when you’re wrong.
Be self-sufficient, unless there’s a legitimate reason otherwise.
Get on the same page about money.
Don’t let the kids play you against each other.
Do at least your share of the work.
Be considerate – small niceties matter.
Take a couple’s retreat when you start to feel disconnected.
Be patient.
Be respectful.
Be honest.
Communicate more.
Weather the storm together.
Cook their favorite foods.
Snuggle up.
Give them a little tush pinch in the kitchen.
No name calling – ever.
When you feel wronged, say so.
Try something new together.
Encourage them to follow their dreams.
Sacrifice without begrudging.
Let them take care of you. Everyone needs to be needed.
Volunteer for a cause you both believe in.
Don’t take yourself so seriously.
Give them their space when they need it.
Remember what really matters and let go of the minutiae.
Tell them what makes you happy.
Focus on romance as much now as you did in the beginning.
Take excellent care of yourself.
Be supportive of their hobbies, even if you think they’re silly.
Get out into nature together.
Be their home base.
Anticipate what they want and do it before they ask.
Always give them the benefit of the doubt.
Get help if you need it.
Get all dolled up for them.
Have fun with other couples.
Allow them their friendships away from you.
Keep criticism fair, civil and constructive.
Make your home a haven for both of you.
Travel to new places together.
Never criticize in public.
Avoid ‘always’ and ‘never’ in an argument.
Plan surprises.
Turn off phones, e-mail, texts, etc. when you’re out together.
Be the spouse at their work functions.
Become regulars at your favorite restaurant.
Relationships take work – do the work.
If things are getting done, don’t worry about having them done your way.
Honestly believe that your relationship is going to last.
Respect their privacy.
Anything involving personal hygiene should be done in private. (Not attractive.)
Take care of them when they’re sick.
Take their side.
Cheer them up.
Cheer them on.
Remember the good times fondly and let the tough times fade.
Acknowledge out loud that your life is good thanks to them.
Golden rule – if you’re both looking out for each others’ best interests, everyone wins.
Enjoy each other!

I Will Survive

2011-04-22T17:18:00.001-05:00

SING IT GIRLS!!!
>
> At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
> When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
> But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man, that
> I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on ...
>
> But there you are, another lie,
> I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
> I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic
dream
> Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those skin tight Jeans!
>
> Now on now, Walk out the door,
> Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
> Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
> Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
>
> [Chorus]
>
> I will survive! I will survive!
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life's gonna thrive!
> I will always have good sex,
> With a handful of latex!
> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>
>
> It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
> When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
> But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
> Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
>
> [Chorus]
>
> I will survive! I will survive!
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life's gonna thrive!
> I will always have good sex,
> With a handful of latex!
> I wi ll survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Bring on Spring!

2011-03-01T14:47:00.000-06:00

They are going fast! Only a few open dates left in March! 6, 10, 13, 17! Book any one of these days and get a free Super Mini Bullet and a Strawberry Sex Tarts! Email me now!!!! ($26 value!!) We have new catalogs and OODLES of new products!

April Open Dates : Grab yours now! April 1, 7, 15, 17, 19, 21, 22, 24, 26, 29, 30! Book any of these dates and get a bag full of goodies worth 25 the night of your party + 10% of your party sales in free product + you could win a cruise!!! Email me now!!!!

(Other weeknights available - just ask me!)

Walk, Walk, Walk

2011-02-01T16:07:00.001-06:00

I did my five miles on my treadmill today - takes me about 90 minutes. Ugh. My everything hurts. I have been trying to do five miles every day I don't have a party gals party. I really wish I had one tomorrow, but I don't, LMAO.

I haven't worked out for over a year, and my body is just shot. Back to square one again? FML.

How Party Gals Has Changed My Life!!!!

2010-10-26T18:46:00.000-05:00

Coming up on the calendar very soon is the anniversary of the day I married my wonderful husband! It will soon be 18 years! WOW!

Since discovering Party Gals and all the amazing things they have to offer couples, we are closer than we have ever been! We are more open, loving, willing to try new things, and mostly, more honest. Honest about our likes, dislikes, interests and more. I am not just talking about sex either. On every level of our relationship.

Opening up a new door in your sexual life can open up a multitude of doors on an emotional level too! TRUST ME ON THIS!!!!!!!!! Sometimes it just takes one small change in your life to turn into big changes in your life.

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Discount for Life?

2010-09-22T08:10:00.000-05:00

Ladies, ladies, ladies! If you every thought of becoming a Party Gals distributor, this is the best time EVER!!!!!! Our $500 kit is on sale for $250 - that is $1100 dollars worth of products for you to turn around and sell!!!! +75% profit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only good until September 30th. There is still time to get ...you in under the wire. Call, text or inbox me right away! A lot of people actually do become distributors only to get the discount for themselves. Plus, you get all those goodies up front! There are no minimums to buy and once you sign up, you can get the discount for yourself FOR LIFE. There are also NO requirements to do parties or anything. If anyone is interested, this is an amazing time to check it out! Look at everything you get???? If you aren't interested in the job opportunity, just get it for the deal and get that lifetime discount for your own personal use! After September 30th, this kit will go back to $500!

Weekday Parties?

2010-09-21T08:44:00.000-05:00

When you think of Party Gal parties, I’m sure you think Fridays or Saturdays. Well, I’ve been getting lots of requests lately for Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday parties from all over the tri state area. Is something going on that I don’t know about? Well, I’ve thought done a little research and it seems that “Afterwork Parties” are all the rage. So, why not instead of paying cover charge for a bar and 20 or 30 dollars in drinks, host a fun and free ‘afterwork pleasure party’ right at home with your friends and co-workers. You’ll get fun education, play some fun games and do some FUN shopping! And I guarantee you'll be laughing until your sides hurt!! All, while getting 10% of the total party sales for free. How ’bout that? Contact me to book your weekday party now!

Passionately Pink for the Cure

2010-09-16T15:07:00.000-05:00

As a part of our very special promotion in October, if you host a $500 party, you will be able to choose your hostess gift while ensuring a $10 donation made in your name to the Susan G Komen Foundation!

Join us now through the month of October for this incredible opportunity to get your friends together for a girls nig...ht IN and help raise awareness for Breast Cancer!

Contact me at partygaljen@gmail.com for more info!

Get paid to have ladies night out and party?

2010-09-16T12:32:00.000-05:00

Party Gals offers a unique advantage to change your life in so many ways. You can build your business with confidence while making more money than you ever thought possible. We are committed to providing you the optimum and proven techniques which will ensure you a fun and flexible opportunity to achieve all of your financial goals.

Party Gals is so confident of our reputation that we pride ourselves on having the most lucrative party plan in the adult industry. We encourage you to compare us to our competition and judge for yourself.

Party Gals offers 2 different starter kits, of which, we guarantee that you will at least double your investment. The starter kit you choose determines your buying discount. Since you sell at retail prices, the larger your discount, the bigger your profit margin!

All of the starter kits contain an assortment of our best selling lotions, creams, gels, novelties, bedroom toys, training paperwork and training video.

We have many ladies who simply love our product and are not interested in selling, rather they just want to use the discount on product for themselves.

Party Gals has no required monthly amount to stay an active distributor...once you are a distributor you are one for life: no minimum buying required.

To request more information please click here to email me.

Party On!

Jen