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T.O.'s new Contract

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:16:39 -0500

Earlier today Terrell Owens signed a 3-year $27 million contract. All of his patience and hard work paid off. He has kept his mouth shut for more then a year, and his only mistake since with the Dallas Cowboys was when he accidentally took an overdose and it turned into a media circus. If Owens hadn't of signed this year, the Cowboys would have been in a money situation because I think that Witten and Owens will pile up more yards then Moss and Welker did this year. It was a good check written by Jerry Jones.

Big Brown

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:11:49 -0500

Big Brown the race horse has won the Preakness and the Kentucky Derby. I predict he will lose this next race because his left hoof is cracked and all they are doing to fix it is put a pad over it. About 80% of the time a horse breaks its leg when racing a race, none-the-less the Belmont Stakes, so if Big Brown breaks his leg it is safe to say that it is the end of all high-publicized horse-racing. After what happened to Eight Belles in the Derby, no one would watch it again if Big Brown had an accident.

Boston Celtics vs. Los Angeles Lakers

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:05:26 -0500

Boston Celtics are going to win the NBA Finals because of the Big Three.Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, and Kevin Garnett. All the Lakers are have is Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol along with Lamar Odom. Boston will own them anyday. I predict that Boston will win the series 4-3 and bring it to game seven winning all the home games like they usually do and overall in the Finals the Boston Celtics have won way more then the Los Angeles Lakers so prepare for them to bring one more to Boston.

Garfield Diet Comics

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:58:50 -0500

San Antonio Spurs vs. LA Lakers

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:47:20 -0500

I think that (even though Los Angeles is ahead 1-0) that San Antonio will win this series and go on to the National Basketball Association Finals. San Antonio will win the next three games. The next one is in Los Angeles and this last game San Antonio was ahead by twenty points so if they can keep their tempo they should win in Los Angeles easily. They will then sweep the two games in San Antonio and then lead the series (3-1). Los Angeles won't go out 4-1 because they are Los Angeles and have the MVP on their team. So they will lose the fifth game in Los Angeles and still be ahead 3-2. The next game in San Antonio I am about eighty-nine percent positive that San Antonio will win and take the series 4-2 and advance to play Boston in the finals and then lose miserably to Boston. That is my prediction for the NBA Western Division Finals.

Charlie the Unicorn

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:54:10 -0500

Video: Charlie The Unicorn

Soda

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:47:51 -0500

I like soda. THere are many differrent kinds of soda like Dr.Pepper, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, 7-Up, Dr. Pibb, Orange Soda, Grape Soda, and much more. I like its fizzimess when it runs down your throat. I only like cold soda beccause warm or hot soda is really nasty when it runs down your throat. My favorite kind of soda is Sprite and Dr.Pepper. At the store you can buy all kinds of soda.

POLAR BEAR

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:48:41 -0500

Educational Video

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:11:43 -0500

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:00:10 -0500

This is a funny video I found on TeacherTube.

Goats

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:50:46 -0500

Goats are funny animals. They are very playful and snuggly. I used to have a female mother goat but she died. She had two baby goats that died to. One died a day after it was born and the other died after about a month. The second one was nice and I named it Rusty. It died because it ate its mother's poop when it wasn't supposed to. It was sad and I was very devastated. We now have a new baby goat named Daisy and are getting it a friend. Hopefully they won't die.

2008 NFL Draft Preview

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:44:16 -0500

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Cody Paul #5

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:04:35 -0500

My Top 5 2008 Draft Picks

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:03:20 -0500

Ippolito's Top 5
1.) OT Jake Long - Miami Dolphins
2.) DT Glenn Dorsey - St. Louis Rams
3.) QB Matt Ryan - Atlanta Falcons
4.) HB Darren McFadden - Oakland Raiders
5.) DE Chris Long - Kansas City Chiefs

JFK Mystery

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:16:07 -0500

History Mystery

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to C ongress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassina ted Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , M aryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Rocky

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:06:50 -0500

I have a very fat cat named Rocky. He is stupid, and gets scared very easy. He eats way to much and we have him on a diet. His favorite foods are bacon and ham and potato chips. I think that is why he his so fat. He lays around and sleeps alot. He doesn't like Jack or Tuna because they bully him. We bought him for free in 2001.

Tuna

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:59:30 -0500

I have another cat named Tuna. We found him in the bushes of our front yard when he was a little baby about one week old. Someone dropped him off at our house and we decided to keep him. I found him so he is technically mine. He has claws and plays with my other cats. Rocky hates him because hw hurts him with his sharp claws. Jack still plays with him even though he has claws and it even hurts him because Jack is tougher than Rocky. Tuna hunts outside and for my birthday he got me a dead ripped in half bunny. I liked it.

Jack

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:53:46 -0500

I have a one year old kitty named Jack. I sleep with him every night and he licks me to give me a bath which is really nice for a cat to do because the others bite me. I pet him all the time because he is super soft like a taco with feathers. He is very playful and black and white. He eats four cups of food a day because he is little and still growing. I don't think he likes me anymore because when I am in position to pick him up he runs away.

Web 2.0

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:54:17 -0500

Web 2.0 is sweeping the internet nation. ToonDoo is a cool comic making website. You can pick from a variety of backrounds, props, characters, and if you want to you can draw your own stuff.

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:12:57 -0500

ippolitogp@yahoo.com (GP Ippolito) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:01:06 -0500