tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-166516432024-09-02T01:24:38.130-07:00Are all Evil Clowns liars and murderers at heart, like their father, Satan?<br><br>Our biggest fear is unutterable, even to ourselves. It is inevitably bound up with fascination and wonder. It is, in part, a machine in which collective insanity incinerates itself as a protective instinct. <br>- Evil Clown<br><br>Paradox Equivocation, The Secret Combustion Of The Engine.<br><br>If you can hear me it is because I am screaming, screaming from the pits of hell, or because the mic is on.Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.comBlogger201125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-80719706952149649962011-09-17T10:41:00.000-07:002011-09-24T09:09:19.625-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6074/6154752916_09c787b104_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 512px; height: 352px;" src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6074/6154752916_09c787b104_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">No Kidney For You</span><br /><br />Evil Clown Refuses Dying Schmuck <span style="font-size:78%;">http://www.flickr.com/photos/evilevilclown/6154752916/</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">No one knows what it is like to be the bad clown</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">To be the sad clown</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The mad clown</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Behind a red nose</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Who gets what it is to be fated</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">To be baited</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Forever unsated</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Baptized in lies</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I have months were I'm only lonely</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Eyes that don't gleam but are empty</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">No soul can touch me</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">When love is a monstrocity</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">My life may feel pointless and empty</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">My actions seem pithy</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">But my dreams are visions</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ethics own actuality</span><br /><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li></span><br />When I nail the live monkey to the cross; who's going to be angriest?<br /><br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">##</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-54958083482544306722011-07-24T12:37:00.000-07:002011-07-28T13:10:54.542-07:00<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Mitchell, A Subtly, Insightful And Balanced Writer Saves Readers Considerable Time By Answering His Own, Apparently Not Rhetorical Question In The First Line Of His 500 Word Article:</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;">"Actually, the answer is all of the above."<br /></span></div><br />This Evil Clown thanks Mitchell for saving me from having to actually read his article, learn anything meaningful or wade through his one sided rhetoric.<br /><br />Litotes The Clown does not know anything about this so called 'Senator Kent Conrad' but will take Dan Mitchell at his word. Dan always tells me the truth, he told me so.<br /><br />After all, Dan Mitchell calls himself 'a top expert on tax reform and supply-side tax policy'; how could he not tell the truth about himself or the 30 year old cutting edge tax policy thinking of 1980?<br /><br />Prior to joining the Cato Institute (a libertarian fish tank not to be confused with the Kato Kaelin Institute), Mitchell was a senior fellow with The Heritage Foundation (the Heritage's stated mission is to "formulate and promote conservative public policies"; what could be more transparent than that?) (also not to be confused with the Heritage Front).<br /><br />He also served on the 1988 Bush/Quayle (remember Quayle?) transition team and was Director of Tax and Budget Policy for Citizens for a Sound Economy; this organization was so popular that they signed up members without their knowledge or consent before disbanding due to lack of interest in 2004.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">There is a word for people like Dan Mitchell and evil clowns know it. </span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">That word is 'Hero'.</span><br /></div><br />Not because of his long and blithe relationship with reality, ethics, morality and the truth, but because of his boldness in argumentum ad hominem in the title of his article, "Clown, Hack, or Demagogue".<br /><br />That and he used the word "clown" as if it were a bad thing.<br /><br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Question: Who said it?</span><br /><br />"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."<br /><br />Abraham Lincoln<br />Confucius<br />Maximilien Robespierre<br />Mohandas Gandhi<br /><br />Answer:<br /><br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-86394641450075279112011-07-19T15:06:00.000-07:002011-09-16T20:08:44.278-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Jumbo's Clown Room Of Sin And Lust Now More Famous</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Playboy's pornographic empire deigns to name 24 hour sin hole as one of 'Best'.</span><br /><br />Playboy was founded more than 58 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women, encouraging lonely people to buy more magazines and eventually buy stiff cocktails at his clubs. Until recently the empire was run by an acknowledged daughter who wanted to make even more money off of women.<br /><br />Anyway, at Jumbo's, burlesque clown 'dancers' grind the bump to encourage lonely people to drink more stiff cocktails.<br /><br />While, for some inexplicable reason, the neighbourhood crumbles into ruin and despair around them, Jumbo's keeps growing strong and getting better in inverse proportion to the despair, crime and drug use around them.<br /><br />Opened over 40 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women it is now run by an acknowledged daughter who wants to make even more money off of women.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />Question: Which Evil Clown said it?<br /><br />"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."<br /><br />Alan Dershowitz<br />F. Lee Bailey<br />Robert Kardashian<br />Robert Shapiro<br /><br />Answer:<br /><br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-21270376110832310092011-07-17T14:00:00.000-07:002011-07-17T14:18:46.700-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Does Faith In the Genius Of Evil Count? </span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6142/5947400763_d839391815_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 694px; height: 1024px;" src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6142/5947400763_d839391815_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Evil Clown With Hand Gun Picture, Digital Remix</span><br /></div><br /><br />Know well the 6 lying clowns.<br /><br />Know these clowns because they are <span style="font-style: italic;">yours</span>.<br /><br />Though, you are not <span style="font-style: italic;">them</span>.<br /><br />There the eyes are<br />There the ears are<br />There the nose is<br />There the tongue is<br />There the body is<br />There the mind is<br /><br />And if you happen to have one, your teenager too.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Question:<br /><br />Who said it?<br /><br />"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."<br /><br />Dame Edna Everage<br />Kathie Lee Gifford<br />Marcelle Mersereau<br />Phyllis Diller<br /><br />Answer:<br /><br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-80183675549811423092011-06-27T18:23:00.000-07:002011-06-27T18:33:32.163-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Oh! Downloads! Ha. I thought you said 'Clown Loads'!</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/evilevilclown/5879264156/" title="vile_evil_clown809431 by litotestheclown, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5103/5879264156_7400850fbb.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="vile_evil_clown809431"></a><br /><br /><blockquote>This evil clown picture is entitled 'Joker in the inferno/horned clown/evil clown sun glasses'</blockquote><br /><br />231. Asserting something doesn't make it true - only asserting it over and over again can do that<br /><br />232. She wants to breed<br /><br />233. No man so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, and therefore am a clown<br /><br />234. Hello Kitty brass knuckles a real hit with the kids<br /><br />235. Eurydice, in her daze did not recognize me<br /><br />236. I refuse to curry favour with the Lords of Darkness<br /><br />237. Abrasive irony and nihilism at its best<br /><br />238. Pity stops and stares, compassion stoops and cares, I ridicule and scare<br /><br />239. The hive chooses<br /><br />240. Addiction and mental disorders run in families; and sometimes down the gutters and through the alleys naked from the waste down<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />My background is in Physical Literature. 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Simply put, credit derivatives are fundamentally changing the way Evil Clowns price, manage, transact, originate, distribute, and account for credit risk.<br /><br />Yet, in substance, the definition of a credit derivative given above captures many credit instruments that have been used routinely for years, including guarantees, letters of credit, and loan participations. So why attach such significance to this new group of Balloon Animals?<br /><br />Essentially, it is the precision with which credit derivatives can isolate and transfer certain aspects of credit risk, rather than their economic reality, that distinguishes them from more traditional credit instruments. - It's usually called gambling or a rigged game.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">- THE J.P. 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margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 300px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4016/4718121358_dbb90b0826.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />You <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(that is to say, not me)</span> must labour <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(that is work, not bear children)</span> until we <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(read I, or someone I have been duped by, etc.)</span> have dominion <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(that's like control, but it also covers a bunch of sexual stuff too)</span> over the minds and bodies<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> (never forget the lithe - voluptuous bodies Plural)</span> of every important person <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(the good looking and others)</span> in your nation <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(start small think big)</span>.<br /><br /><br />You must achieve such disrepute <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(not you personally you preppy goof)</span> for the state <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(not your government)</span> of insanity <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(you may already be familiar with)</span> and such authority <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(now we mean government and professionals)</span> over its pronouncement <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(not how it sounds, but how people are officially labeled)</span> that not one statesman <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(this is sexist so let's use 'public official')</span> so labeled <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(identified, not brand identification)</span> could again be given credence <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(not credit as in money, but credit as in due)</span> by his <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(there's that sexism again)</span> people <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(general term used to describe the quaint idea of inclusive society)</span>.<br /><br /><br />You must work <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(that is labour)</span> until suicide <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(smoking, using drugs, alcohol consumption, eating at McDonald's, lack of exercise, self inflicted gunshot wounds, etc.)</span> arising<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> (not coming out of or waking up, but really the cause of)</span> from mental <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(this is ambiguous, but let's include organic brain here for inclusiveness sake)</span> imbalance <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(just a second here... we currently don't accept suicide as anything but an aberration, despite... never mind that now)</span> is common <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(though we are very aware of class implications we just mean 'regular, everyday, etc.' here)</span> and calls <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(that is 'brings about')</span> forth <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(no, not 4th, into public consciousness)</span> no general <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(don't make we use 'common' again)</span> investigation or remark <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(which it doesn't, so, I guess, job well done)</span>.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />Western Canon: question, book or gun?<br /><br />- Evil Clown Dictionary<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-43089711846339120352010-06-21T21:13:00.000-07:002011-09-16T20:12:32.879-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">I Can Watch You Run Away For Days</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4718121354_bd14860493_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 752px; height: 301px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4718121354_bd14860493_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Compared to Saskatchewan do you know more about:</span><br /><br />A) Star Trek<br />B) NCSI<br />C) Jack Bower's sleep problem<br />D) Wisteria Lane<br />E) Harry Potter<br />F) Dune<br />G) Oprah<br />H) Spiderman<br />I) Microsoft Windows<br />J) Frozen Food<br />K) Batman<br /><br />Add one point for each tick, subtotal here:____________<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Saskatchewan is:</span><br /><br />1) A Star Wars character<br />2) A 'B' rated zombie movie<br />3) An American Indian word for 'River of Blood'<br />4) A tribe of North American Indians who live in Manitoba, Canada<br />5) A convention in fiction, e.g.: a place used in movies that no one can find on a map, a phone number that can't be dialed (starts with 555), etc.<br />6) A town in Saskatoon<br />7) A therapeutic treatment for claustrophobia<br />8) A phase in the gestation of mosquitoes<br />9) An ocean strata that helps regulate world temperature<br />10) A mirage sometimes 'seen' during very cold days on the prairies<br />11) A Japanese Manga<br /><br />Subtract one point for each tick, subtotal here:___________<br /><br />Subtract 11 points if you look(ed) anything up or otherwise consulted the world outside your mind.<br /><br />Your total score:_____________<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />I'm so happy, you could die.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-16746949561410889672010-06-20T13:42:00.001-07:002010-06-20T13:47:51.636-07:00<div align="center"><strong>Your Pluto Isn't As Important As Uranis</strong><br /><br /></div><a href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4035/4718121348_e29d9eccf0_b.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 401px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 661px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4035/4718121348_e29d9eccf0_b.jpg" /></a><br /><br />Evil clown astronomer. <br /><br />What, do I have to have text with all my pictures.<br /><br /><br />More coming soon.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-56087877409461083202010-06-15T22:44:00.001-07:002010-06-15T22:54:38.988-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4039/4641020078_522d5ca7ae.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4039/4641020078_522d5ca7ae.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying <span style="font-style: italic;">"Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry."</span><br /><br />Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye.<br /><br />Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of.<br /><br />But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire.<br /><br />Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for.<br /><br />So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it.<br /><br />When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you.<br /><br />Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up.<br /><br />Our time is up.<br /><br />Here come the judge.<br /><br />Jesus is coming; everybody look busy.<br /><br />Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'.<br /><br />This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.<br /><br />- Evil Clown Dictionary<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-67260739534203314792010-06-15T18:34:00.000-07:002011-09-16T20:36:38.796-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">For The Children</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4640845428_e0078f799d.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 381px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4640845428_e0078f799d.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Litotes: "That coward."<br /><br />Accountant #3: "Our CEO is not a coward!"<br /><br />Litotes: "Ha ha ha, where is he then, swapping fart jokes at the water cooler?"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager (quietly): "Looks like the 3 of us will have to fight on our own. We'll go with the plan we discussed. Got it?"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "Y..yeah. First I distract him as much as I can."<br /><br />Accountant #3: "I'll look for an opening and grab hold."<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager: "Then I hit him with everything I have!"<br /><br />Accountant #3: "Right! Don't fcuk up!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "Shouldn't we call security or something?"<br /><br />Litotes: "What are you muttering about? It's no use. What can the likes of you do?"<br /><br />Accountant #3: "We'll show you right now!"<br /><br />Litotes smiles and starts to slowly move towards them.<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager (Temp Receptionist): "Hurry! Now! Flash him your man boobs!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "Alright. Here I go!"<br /><br />Litotes flashes a picture: "That gets attached to your profile... Now you'll never get full time or dental - ever!"<br /><br />Accountant #3 dives in: "I've got him! Oh, he's gooey and slippery! Hurry!"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager begins to run at Litotes screaming: "AAaaaahhh!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "Alright!"<br /><br />Litotes smiles and drops his elbow into Accountant #3's head.<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "N..no way!"<br /><br />Litotes: "My evil clowning technique is unstoppable! Now I will show you some real man boob"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "No... don't!"<br /><br />Litotes grabs Accountant #3's shirt as he begins to fall.<br /><br />Temp Receptionist faints.<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager stops dead in his tracks: "You still have to tell us about your dragonballs."<br /><br />Litotes: "This isn't what you expected is it?! Did you think I'd let My weakness stay weak forever?"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager: "But what about the dragonballs!?"<br /><br />Litotes pointing down: "Your shoe is untied? And you call yourself professional!"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager half looks down... too late.<br /><br />Litotes (internal monologue: "I'll show you dragonballs!) left spritzer - right cross - kick to the dragonballs.<br /><br />Litotes: "Too bad. This planet's strongest fighter is reduced to this with one hit."<br /><br />Temp Receptionist coming around: "I can't take it anymore! I'm going to save myself!"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager voice choked and strangled: "Don't be stupid! If you go now, you'll be killed!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "I don't care! You haven't given me medical or a break, I'm leaving you here to die! Please sign my time card?"<br /><br />Accountant #3: "Wait Calm down!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "Let me go Da! Let me go! I'm going! Da! I'm going! I'm going! I'll sign it myself!"<br /><br />Accountant #3: "You'll be killed!"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager: "We believe in you. We know you're going to save this planet!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist fleeing to cross-over stairwell: "Not without medical I'm not!"<br /><br />Accountant #3: "I'm never going to sign your time card! And I'm going to phone your agency too! The clown is right, you're never going to break out of temping you little whore!"<br /><br />Litotes laughing kicks Assistant Support Manager in the gut again: "Too bad, I would like to have played with him a little more! Hey now - don't you wear out yet. Let me play a little longer."<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager slowly gets up and coughs. He then puts his arm to his chin wiping away blood and seltzer: "That's it! I'll show you my best move!"<br /><br />Litotes smiles: "Oh really? And would you be surprised if I already know what it is? Curious at all?"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager comes running forward screaming: "AAAaaaaahhhhhhhh!"<br /><br />Litotes stands calmly with a beatific smile under his pancake make-up.<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager at the last possible moment arcs an office PBX, multifunction, VOIP capable, feature-rich standalone solution with 24 memory buttons telephone with handsfree option by it's cord towards the clown's head: "Have you tried REBOOTING!"<br /><br />Litotes side steps and the phone crunches into the head of Accountant #3: "What a useless technique."<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager stun turning to horror: "No... no, NO!"<br /><br />Litotes removes the phone from Accountant #3 who slumps dull eyed and mutely over: "Why do you think I show up in person? I'd never let a ragamuffin like you put me on hold for hours! Ha ha ah!"<br /><br />- Fin -<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-13858155084321193872010-05-21T14:29:00.001-07:002010-05-23T13:08:03.654-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Congratulations Oronym The Clown : A Burning, Bad Taste &amp; Belching Solution Needs To Have The Sound "Ass" In It.</span><br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4627859524_30cb6588c8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 328px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4627859524_30cb6588c8.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />But not those of the people who developed it, own it, named it or market it.<br /><br />Doctor Side Effects says watch for: "headache, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain, pain, sore throat, gas, infection, and constipation."<br /><br />Brown nose much lately?<br /><br />I'd feel like heaving it up after looking into that particular face.<br /><br />Perhaps a change in <a href="http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/liff.html">liff</a>-style is in order?<br /><br />In every event, it's really a Brand name that struck me into laughter.<br /><br />Ask, is this a mistake that went unvetted?<br /><br />More likely, I feel, based on my previous experience, the name was birthed with the best of intentions, but as it was wrangled through sooo many documents, committees and meetings and casual conversations, e.g.:<br /><br /><blockquote>Hey Douglas, how aggressive is your TV campaign to launch AssEffects?<br /><br />Within a month AssEffects will be in the faces of millions of daytime viewers.</blockquote><br />So, somewhere along the line, a random or cog of some sort heard it and knew it to be bogus.<br /><br />Most just suppressed the knowledge out fear - the usual little ones.<br /><br />But there were likely a few, one or two who had to suppress violent laughter and said the word at ever opportunity.<br /><br />Making their working day just that much more bearable.<br /><br />Or was it a daring jest by a covert corporate clown?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Dick Names Bad Breath Drug: AssEffects - To See If Anyone Notices?<br /></div><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />Nonce word: ?, never mind, you'll never hear it again.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-48138593721903643092010-05-16T15:25:00.000-07:002010-05-16T16:10:03.029-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor... Do you mind if I keep my socks on?</span><br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4021/4613415388_af04fa36f1_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 496px; height: 711px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4021/4613415388_af04fa36f1_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: right;">I can now more effectively segment my life.<br /></div><br />Thanks to the drugs and the army training.<br /><br />For instance: on my facebook profile I neglect to post about the drug deal/hockey game/you owe me sex fall-out/screaming match; and in my journal I take it for granted that I am beyond hating hockey – I just don't care – our out-of-town/foreign mercenaries bought and paid for by billionaires are better than your commercialized athlete-of-fortune hired by billionaires. I mean, fcuk, I can't even give a shit.<br /><br />What I am basically talking about is compartmentalization – without the psychosis.<br /><br />Being able to accept (laugh) at the contradictions without identifying with any of them or losing yourself (or myself) in one or another or interstitial zones of between.<br /><br />It's not that I ever believed in a Platonic ideal – it's that I thought I was a Platonic ideal.<br /><br />That or the poor shit-heel chained in the cave or the monkey of it's own shadow.<br /><br />So now everywhere I lie and I speak the truth.<br /><br />Only the wise-asses know the tell of it.<br /><br />I can sit on a stack of Bibles and cut off your legs just below the knee with a cunning phrase, or I can disembowel my own truth with a few choice words.<br /><br />Today it was 21/69 and girl-woman at the register was wearing an armless winter coat (in this heat).<br /><br />Her only fat was mammary perking her nipples and trying to create dimples on her bum. Poor objectified thing.<br /><br />How I would like to help her cock the leakage in her segmentation.<br /><br />It's good to be whole.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Jesus was my bastard son: back when we worshipped the sun.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-39475398038417094622010-05-14T18:56:00.000-07:002010-05-14T19:04:05.208-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Simulate The Simulacrum You Damn Dirty Ape Of Your Carbon-Paper Ideals!</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/4607998022_d846cef8cf_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 519px; height: 389px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/4607998022_d846cef8cf_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Knock, knock.</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Who Is There</span>.<br /><br />You, who you think of as yourself as is trapped like a marionette, like a, like a... clown marionette held by a mountebank, in a recursive spiral, a badly phrased subroutine who's GIGO is the capitulation of of of of of estrangement of self of of audience... Who are you pretending to be again again?<br /><br />Endogenous information; what a jester's joke: a self-help book that wrote itself is a publisher's wet dream of an editor's worst nightmare.<br /><br />Proto[con]science grasps at the macro-contexuality and fumbles for the micro-emergent quintessence of the nexus. Is second-order cybernetics yet scheduled to be too passé?<br /><br />But how can we tell when whether or not one of use has have had an or the original vicarious experience?<br /><br />One of us is so tired of making this shit up that we don't care anymore.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Idiolect: n, You are a Special person!<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-14318435562075135252010-05-12T17:04:00.000-07:002011-09-16T20:13:47.754-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Can Clowns Become Saints Able to Sacrifice and be Eligible to Accept Some Lord's Extra-Special Blessing?</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/4602763146_e9b4ff1677.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 363px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/4602763146_e9b4ff1677.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Jesters and Harlequins, a mythos must demand the sacrifice of all things or n'er will it have power commensurate to consume the faith and the faithful, a binding unto everlasting covenant of non-being.<br /><br />The Korban demanded that of that weakling Abraham and those milksops Alma and Amulek waiting upon the convenient, but noticeably late, invading Lamanite mob bode us, and embolden us, nothing.<br /><br />My Mountebanks real and imagined, genuine and obscured, remember simply this: a kiss is but a hiss, a sigh but an 'oh my', jealousy's not hate, and bashing in a pate, hearts beat of puss and coagulates, as time slides by.<br /><br />Think you now of Jesus Christ, pinned two left and right, dropped from Dad's ubiquity, forced into premature liquidity.<br /><br />Forget philosophy you Wit and follow your own tit as practical Pranksters of Elder Godssss...<br /><br />In this last dimension of verity, many monkeys and Viziers lost their lives and ears; So long, farewell, Auf Weidersehen, goodbye... and made it sacrilicious for the trope troupe, which is of us.<br /><br />Now, solomonly, the truth ushers in the gifts of an ethereal empyrean [Praise them!]. And mind well will we the truth withall so as to be pristine as worthy for all that will befall.<br /><br />But, be warned, forget the not the sacrifice.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />iN A NATION OF RETARDS, A CLOWN IS SCARED TISHLESS.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-51907008237348882112010-05-03T12:23:00.000-07:002010-05-03T12:33:43.035-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Stop Clowning Around; Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 221 - 230</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3325/4575691784_6748b95606.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3325/4575691784_6748b95606.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />221. Quit while you're getting head<br /><br />222. Your mother is a whore. My pimp told me so<br /><br />223. More Homeomorphism<br /><br />224. Malice is to love as wind is to fire, it extinguishes the small and kindles the great<br /><br />225. American Idol is the Devil's workshop<br /><br />226. Silly kids – trixs are for whores<br /><br />227. Even from the box of my emotional compartimentalization I want to beat my fists to bloody stumps half way down my forearms... and laugh, laugh, laugh<br /><br />228. Don't get your panties in a twist sugar britches, just get me another beer<br /><br />229. Every cloud has a silver binding<br /><br />230. Jesus slept<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Life is a dog and peony show.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-31827914564613450362010-04-30T21:57:00.000-07:002010-04-30T22:20:26.679-07:00Five to Ten Thousand Years of Rape, Pillage, War, Monkeys, Slugs and Clowns<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4567356706_60188b889a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 374px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4567356706_60188b889a.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />From: Foundational American Sociological Lies:<br /><br />If I play fair and conform to society, I will win in life<br />-- which is material success<br /><br />- <a href="http://www.combatreform.org/RACKETTHEORYv6.0.htm">Racket Theory: How Humans Behave</a><br /><br /><br />Or, to have it another way...<br /><br /><br />“One way to define culture is “the way a group of sheople prefer to behave.”<br /><br />The trickster for organizational clowns is to find ways to ensure that the company culture, that is the way their sheople prefer to behave, is supportive of what is needed to successfully deliver the company strategy-” [- You poor; me rich.]<br /><br />- Tosti (2007:21)<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">ERIC #: EJ762203<br />Title: Aligning the Culture and Strategy for Success<br />Authors: Tosti, Donald T.<br />Descriptors: Organizational Objectives; Employment Practices; Employer Employee Relationship; Organizational Culture; Organizational Development; Organizational Theories; Diversity (Institutional); Success<br />Source: Performance Improvement, v46 n1 p21-25 Jan 2007</span><br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />There is no justice, just us, you, me and darkness.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-54415564542399613792008-05-25T13:19:00.001-07:002008-05-26T21:48:31.352-07:00<strong>My Bad ?!? The Worst Day Of My Life<br /></strong><br />My head is overloaded<br />Cats claw at my skin<br />I'm dehydrated<br />All the flags are waving, sirens fill the din<br />And I've got the shakes again<br /><br />Through a boozy fog I see<br />It's emotions that are killing me<br />A forgotten whisper on my lips<br />Make it stop<br />Let me out<br /><br />I'm standing on the corner with a balloon dog in my hand<br />Hands shake the feeling from my finger tips<br />Being and nothingness spiral crazily<br />The gun's still warm and the fear comes on<br />What is life but a reprieve from death?<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />If I can't blame you, who can I blame?<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-46956875841605242672008-05-25T13:19:00.000-07:002008-05-25T13:42:14.996-07:00<strong>Evil Clowns Stalk City And Stock <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Freezers</span> After Dark</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2218/2494319948_e068de9d5b_o.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2218/2494319948_e068de9d5b_o.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><u>Behind This Tie</u><br /><br />No one knows what it is like to be the bad clown<br />To be the sad clown<br />The mad clown<br />Behind a red nose<br /><br />Who gets what it is to be fated<br />To be baited<br />Forever <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">unsated</span><br />Baptized in lies<br /><br />I have months were I'm only lonely<br />Eyes that don't gleam but are empty<br />No soul can touch me<br />When love is a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">monstrosity</span><br /><br />My life may feel pointless and empty<br />My actions seem pithy<br />But my dreams are visions<br />Ethics own actuality<br /><br />Sharp voices they guide me<br />Self harm nurture's me<br />Necrotic impulses fulfill me<br />Little <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">hauntings</span> sustain me<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Evil Clown image: we sleep, they go to work - business men of the night, mixed media on paper<br /><br />The real artist erases the line between crying and laughter.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-15884903041089457442008-05-09T18:35:00.000-07:002008-05-09T18:48:45.055-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">The Jive Talk Of Rhetorical Theory In The Semantic Spheres Of Dominant Social Paradigms Betray Their Vox Propria Not As Parum Pudicus But As Optimus Decadence As It's Covert Core.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2479687420_1a4177d76b_o.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2479687420_1a4177d76b_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Charm, wit, and style are critical, but dangerous, ingredients in the social repertoire of evil clown elites.<br /><br />Their use draws special attention, but also exposes one to potential ridicule or rejection for valuing style over substance.<br /><br />Brian A. Krostenko explores the complexities and ambiguities of charm, wit, and style in evil clown literature and what passes for rhetoric of the late Republic by tracking the origins, development, and use of the terms that described them, which he calls "the language of social performance."<br /><br />As Krostenko demonstrates, a key feature of this language is its capacity to express both approval and disdain - an artifact of its origins at a time when the "style" and "charm" of explicate cultural practices are greeted with both enthusiasm and hostility.<br /><br />Evil clowns play on that ambiguity, for example, by chastising beautiful teenage boys as sex crazed degenerates, then arguing that the successful speaker must have a certain sly salacious wit.<br /><br />Evil clowns, in turn, exploit and invert the political subtexts of language for innovative poetic and erotic idioms [i.e.: to tell the truth and lie at the same time].<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Naked Came The Stranger And My Heart Was Pleasantly Chilled.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Is it better to have loved and paid, then to never have loved at all?</span>, Evil Clown Mixed Media<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-12599446079041466962008-05-07T21:53:00.001-07:002008-05-07T22:05:40.306-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">"Chance", "Natural Causes" & "God" Are Insufficient Explanations And Do Nothing To Alleviate My Rage</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2068/2474603751_b738d04599_o.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2068/2474603751_b738d04599_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Justify My Love:<br /><br />211. Peace is something worth fighting dirty for<br /><br />212. I'm a Fool for Love<br /><br />213. To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them<br /><br />214. Deep in my heart I hope he will leave her... But I don't think he ever will...<br /><br />215. Being an Evil Clown is the most beautiful thing one can do in this godforsaken world<br /><br />216. History depletes itself<br /><br />217. Nature or nurture?: My creator chose my chaotic evil alignment<br /><br />218. Created by clown haters and clautophobics like you <br /><br />219. Psychos in hockey masks, Reagan & Nixon masks and fancy ass suits don't scare or attack me <br /><br />220. Does God exist? The complexity of my salasious nightmares, vivid waking horror visions and direct implacable commands to do His will, points to a deliberate Designer who, not only created our universe, but plans to bring it to a bloody end <br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />"He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head." <br />- G. K. Chesterton, 1909, Tremendous Trifles <br /><br />Evil Clown Picture: No greater love was ever shown - all major credit cards accepted, mixed media<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-68177027495005712032008-02-10T10:21:00.000-08:002011-09-16T20:14:48.221-07:00Inconsequential metaphysics.<br />When we really get down to it,<br />it's all a matter of slap stick.<br /><br /><br /><br />Pondering that, or pondering this.<br />Wasting time,<br />peering through mist.<br /><br /><br /><br />Flow on the wind, not the stars.<br />use your time<br />in the backs of cars.<br /><br /><br /><br />Do not think, to gaze on out,<br />beyond your scope.<br />To think is to doubt.<br /><br /><br /><br />Frolic in fields,<br />run and play.<br />What else is there anyway?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />We might return...<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-89337317036389456052008-02-02T11:35:00.000-08:002008-02-02T11:42:25.965-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Evil Clowns Should Have Used A Condom <br /></span><br />The rhythm method is named after Hermann & Ogino and involves a lot of calendars, timetables and counting days in order to have or avoid a new birth and / or an accident. It has a very high failure rate.<br /><br />It is also used as the name of behaviour to peoples who have intimate contact but want to avoid any long term commitments. <br /><br />Sometimes the rhythm method is confused with premature withdrawal.<br /><br />The difficulty with the withdrawal method is that in the heat of repeated surges, creative deployments and tactical forays the brain can become fevered with a euphoria that pushes and trusts activity to the edge of a peak, and beyond, in the unreal and temporary belief that control can be maintained indefinitely.<br /><br />Just before the edge is reached, protestations and reassurances that there is complete control, reach their pitch. Efforts at self deception and general manipulation reach their peak.<br /><br />Once, you find yourself suddenly and somewhat unexpectedly, in the throws of la petite mort and the situation falls into a chaotic frenzy of abandonment. <br /><br />Rationality is abandoned as one or both parties (or more) lose reason and abandon their forebrain in a passionate animalistic madness. Fury and ecstasy combine without a sense of consequence. <br /><br />There may be recrimination, quilt or indifference. In the horrendous sweaty mess of the aftermath, there is smoking in the dark.<br /><br />This is why a cordon or other form of control is very useful in the intercourse of nations. Even the protective barrier of sanctions and gel (water or silicone not oil) allow consumption of relations between parties, or even group play, without the risks (or significantly reduced risks) of unwanted consequences (let's not use the word 'blowback' - blowback is usually what got us heated up in the foreplay, er... first place).<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Two more thoughts:</span><br /><br />1. Talk to everyone involved before you start bashing mindlessly away with your stick. Communication and imagination is what makes it safe and enjoyable for everyone.<br /><br />2. If you can't handle your stick in a responsible and adult manner, if you can't live up to the consequences of your actions, if you aren't prepared to live up to the possibility of long term commitment involved - abstain.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />Concede: That you are misdirected and pummeled with fabrications, and have been, your entire waking life [GIGO].<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-89824690321255620392008-01-21T10:36:00.000-08:002008-01-21T10:45:51.876-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">He's tried to escape it. He's tried to silence it. But for Litotes The Clown... the circus muzak never dies.<br /></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2108/2185843231_cd76491ddd_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2108/2185843231_cd76491ddd_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Books are dead things<br />With a potency of life in them<br />As active as those bastard progeny<br />Of that Evil Clown whose seed they are<br /><br />Nay they do preserve as in a vile<br />That purest efficacy and extraction<br />Of that frightful living intellect that bred them<br /><br />For, as good as it feels to kill a man; It is far better to kill a book..<br /><br />The Clown who kills a man kills but a reasonable creature<br />Nothing but God's image<br />But the Evil Clown who destroys a good book, kills reason itself<br />Kills God, as it were, in the eye<br /><br />Give great and effusive praise to fugitive and cloistered virtue<br />Unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out<br />And sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race, “Thanks Sally”<br />Where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat<br /><br />- With Apologetics to Mr John Milton<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Image retribution: evil clown, stick your neck out, Litotes The Clown Audience Ink on paper. <br /><br />Please, do not express sympathy to the 'help'.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0