Funny Stuff

How To Create Your Own Meme

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 15:02:00 +0000

The past year the internet has been flooded with different internet meme’s and it seems we just can’t get enough of it. If you are like most jokesters you feel like you may have something that could go viral but don’t know how to do it, check these tips on how to make the next internet sensation:

Make it personal or topical: Personal meme’s are the most fun when shared among friends, especially when it’s an inside joke. Making light hearted jabs at a friend spilling a soda down their shirt is always funny or you can branch out and make a more general meme. Some of the most popular internet meme’s are based around popular current and topical news and information. That means it could be based around a movie that has been released, a political issue or something as simple as weather trend.

Image is everything: You want to use an image that will spark conversation that is recognizable to your audience. Using personal photos is a great idea but be careful if you are using an image of someone other than yourself because of legality issues that can spawn from it. Meme generators offer their photos that you can use like ‘Condescending Wonka’, ‘Bad Luck Bryan’ or the popular site called Some ecards where they have a large selection to create the vintage throw back.

Don’t be offensive: Meme’s are meant to be funny and sarcastic, never hurtful. Tread lightly when creating your meme and be sure that you are not offending or hurting someone. A good meme tip is to stay away from serious topics like religion and politics. Remember that once you have created a meme it will forever be on the internet for everyone and anyone to see.

Meme generator: You can always create your own meme with your own image and your own words by using computer programs like Adobe Photoshop or Microsoft Word or Paint. There are also websites that you can use to create your own meme or use their stock photo. All you have to do is upload the image you want to use or select one they have, type the text and ta dah! You have created your own meme. Keep in mind that these meme generator sites will most likely keep your meme on their website for everyone to see.

So start getting funny and start creating, remember to keep it clean and comical and you never know if you will be the next internet meme to go viral. Have fun and happy memeing!

Author Byline:

Kelsey is the editor in chief for findananny. She loves to write article and ideas that parents & nannies would be interested in hearing. She helps society on giving information about nannies through online nanny finder. She is a professional writer & loves writing on anything.

Church Humor

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:31:00 +0000

Do you enjoy church humor? The following list was emailed to me the other day....

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A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible

means? The son replied, "I do know!"

"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for

'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her

brother in another part of the country.

"Is there anything breakable in here? asked the postal clerk.

"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.

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"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.

There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and

there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."

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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he

was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.

Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled

the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive

us our trespasses."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this

note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket

I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."

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There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his

congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have

enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's

still out there in your pockets."

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While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage.

The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached

to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient

vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."

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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls,

what do we know about God?"

A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.

"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.

"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "

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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a

long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many

cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

"Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as

if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my

business."

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People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of

attention.

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Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson

was about.

The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."

Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor

stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school

lesson was about.

He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."

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The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the

congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for

repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the

regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last

minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.

"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to

think of something to play after I make the announcement about the

finances."

During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we

are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected

and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please

stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

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The Best Reply To A Dear John Letter Ever?

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Fri, 25 May 2012 20:04:00 +0000

The following was emailed to me the other day and I found it so funny that I knew that I had to share it with all of you. Is this the best reply to a Dear John letter ever?....

7 Year Old Girl Fights Off A Kidnapper At Wal-Mart

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:01:00 +0000

All future kidnappers beware! There is one little 7 year old girl down in Georgia that is not going to put up with any nonsense. The video posted below contains a news story about a 7 year old girl from George that kicked and screamed like crazy when a kidnapper grabbed her and tried to take her out of the store. Fortunately, the kidnapper let her go and fled the scene. Later the kidnapper was picked up police and he appears to be headed back to jail for a very, very long time....

Retired Husband

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:35:00 +0000

RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Clifton:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Clifton, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail from a jar of brown gravy on the floor leading to the both the ladies and men's restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

Cat With Bunny Mask

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 17:26:00 +0000

Have you ever seen a cat put on a bunny mask? If not, then you have got to check out the video posted below. This is incredibly funny stuff! In fact, this is one of the funniest videos that we have seen in a long time.

I'm a cat - wait - now I am a bunny!....

Wasn't that a great video?

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A Funny TSA Parody Song: Help You Make It To Your Flight

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 19:44:00 +0000

If you want to get on an airplane in America today, you either have to let gawking TSA agents look at your exposed body using the new full body security scanners, or you have to let TSA agents grope and feel up every inch of your body. Yes, including "those" parts. Fortunately, many Americans are speaking out about this outrage. Some Americans are even using comedy and humor to fight back. For example, the video posted below is incredibly funny stuff but it also makes some very serious points. The video was produced by Buck Howdy and it is entitled "Help You Make It To Your Flight". It is a takeoff on Kris Kristofferson's classic hit "Help Me Make It Through The Night". Howdy's "revised lyrics" are so hilarious that more than a half million people have watched it so far on YouTube.

If you have not seen this yet, you have got to check it out....

The full lyrics of "Help You Make it to Your Flight" are posted below....

Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose and let it fall
Leave your shoes right over there
Now get up against the wall

I'll run my hands inside your thighs
Up your legs and out of sight!
But you can trust the TSA
To help you make it to your flight

We don't profile that'd be wrong
Just ask the ACLU
We'd rather check your nooks and crannies
Every inch of you

Got no life except my job
But I don't mind it's all right
I get to grope you legally
If you want to take a flight

This badge and uniform we wear
Might look like a rent a cop
But your life is in our hands
We like it that way, especially if you're hot

Awful lonely being me
No girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife
So let me squeeze you, oooh, right there
If you want to take a flight

You can trust the TSA
You'll be in our dreams tonight

It is good to see the American people standing up like this. We should not have to be sexually groped before we get on an airplane.

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The Best Football Trick Play Of All Time?

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 20:47:00 +0000

Over 6 million people have already watched the video posted below. It is from a Driscoll Middle School football game, and many are already calling it the best football trick play of all time. Just try to watch it without laughing. This is some really funny stuff....

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Grover From Sesame Street: Smell Like A Monster

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 03:54:00 +0000

The following video starring Grover of Sesame Street is entitled "Smell Like A Monster". It is a hilarious parody of the Old Spice commercials that are out there right now. If you want a good laugh, check this out....

Wasn't that incredibly funny?

You have got to love Grover!

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It Is So Hot....

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:38:00 +0000

IT'S SO HOT THAT...

..The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

..The trees are whistling for the dogs.

..The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

..Hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.

..You can make sun tea instantly.

..You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

..The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.

..You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

..You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

..You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

..You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

..Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

..You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

..Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

(originally from http://www.mikeysfunnies.com/)

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Funny Stuff!: A Monkey Taking A Picture

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 02:37:00 +0000

When we saw this picture it made us smile. You have to admit - the thought of a monkey taking a picture is quite hilarious! But the intensity with which the monkey is looking through the camera lens is what makes this photo an instant classic.

If you know of any other funny stuff that we should post up on this site please let us know.

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Finally, we wanted to ask you a very important question.

If you died tonight, what would happen to you?

Would you go to heaven?

Are you completely sure?

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Funny Stuff! Is This The Greatest World Cup Commercial Of All Time?

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 00:31:00 +0000

Has Adidas created the greatest World Cup television commercial of all time? We certainly believe that they have. We here at Funny Stuff try very hard to bring you some of the funniest stuff from all around the globe, and we have surely delivered this time. The Adidas commercial posted below is a parody of the cantina scene from the original Star Wars film. It includes such notables as David Beckham, Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg, Franz Beckenbauer, Noel Gallagher, Ian Brown, Ciara, Jay Baruchel and DJ Neil Armstrong. Whoever came up with this idea should be promoted. It is a very rare commercial that you want to watch over and over. Trust us, you are going to want to watch this more than once....

A Star Wars Baby Stroller

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sun, 09 May 2010 21:24:00 +0000

One father likes Star Wars a LITTLE too much. After all, what kind of a dad would put their kid in a Star Wars baby stroller that looks like this?

Actually, it looks kind of funny. And if I was still I kid I would LOVE to be pushed around in something like this.

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If you died tonight, would you go to heaven?

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George Washington And His $300,000 Library Book Fine

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:49:00 +0000

Uh oh - George Washington is in big trouble!

It turns out that George Washington, the first president of the United States of America under the U.S. Constitution, took two books out from the New York Society Library in 1789 but did not ever return them.

On October 5th, 1789, the two books that George Washington checked out were "Law of Nations," a dissertation on international relations, and a volume of debate transcripts from Britain's House of Commons.

Doesn't that sound like fun reading?

Well, Washington never brought them back to the library and now he owes big money.

How much?

Are you ready for some really funny stuff?

If the fines are adjusted for inflation, it turns out that George Washington owes approximately $300,000 in fines for being 220 years late.

Ouch!

So kids, please learn a lesson from our first president and don't forget to return your library books!

Also, don't forget to take your vitamins, do your homework and get out of debt.

Not that any of us always remember to do those things.

If you have more funny stuff that you would like to see featured on this site, please leave a comment and let us know!

Yes, A Woman Driver Did This

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:40:00 +0000

Yes, a woman driver did this.

Yes, some women may find this joke offensive.

But it is still funny.

So take a chill pill and relax.

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Beaker From The Muppets Meets His Match

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 01:56:00 +0000

The Muppets are still alive and kicking and are still putting out some really funny stuff. Just consider the video posted below. This has got to be the funniest bit that Beaker has ever done. It recently went viral all over the Internet, and suddenly the Muppets are relevant again. In fact, if they consistently could produce this kind of material they could have their own show again.

Seriously.

This bit by Beaker is seriously, seriously funny. If the Muppets could be this funny week in and week out I would watch it.

Wouldn't you?

After all, for those of us who are old enough to remember it, who doesn't have very fond memories of the Muppet Show?

In any event, you have just got to see this video. It is incredibly, incredibly funny stuff....

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Pants On The Ground - The Latest American Idol Phenomenon With Lyrics

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:59:00 +0000

Who said American Idol was finished?

"Pants On The Ground" by General Larry Platt has become the biggest American Idol audition phenomenon since William Hung so many years ago.

But this time Larry Platt did not do someone else's song. He did his own material and even Simon Cowell admits that this could be a hit.

Video of General Larry Platt performing Pants On The Ground in front of the American Idol judges is posted below along with the lyrics.

What do all of you think about Pants On The Ground?

LYRICS:

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town
With your pants on the ground!

A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:25:00 +0000

The following is an anonymous "politically correct" holiday greeting that has been circulating by email and on blogs and social media websites....

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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,or sexual preference of the wishee.

Legal Disclaimer: By accepting this agreement, you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Sincerely,

(Name withheld for legal, social and cultural considerations.)

The Weirdest Trick Play In The History Of The NFL

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:33:00 +0000

The other night the Washington Redkins ran the weirdest trick play in the history of the NFL. Trailing 24-0 with 2 seconds left in the first half, the Washington Redskins sent their field goal team on to the field. What happened after that is almost too bizarre to describe. Almost the entire field goal team was shifted out to the left and then the kicker was also sent in motion out to the left. Then the holder took the snap and sent a wounded duck of a pass downfield that was intercepted by the New York Giants. I don't know if a play like this has ever been run in the history of the NFL. Watch the video posted below for yourself and see what you think....

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UFO In Russia! Is This The Best UFO Footage Ever?

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:01:00 +0000

Is the footage below solid evidence that a UFO was flying over Russia?

Could this be the best UFO footage ever taken?

Sometimes UFO footage comes along that is so stunning that you can't help but be amazed....

Sarah Palin Vs. William Shatner On The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:58:00 +0000

Did you get to see Sarah Palin vs. William Shatner on the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien the other night? If not, you are in luck because we have posted it below. It was a thing of beauty. Conan's writers certainly know how to come up with some great stuff. First Shatner was very funny as he read quotes from Palin's book, and then Sarah Palin brought the house down as she read quotes from Shatner's book. If you have not see this yet you have GOT to watch it....

Is This The Greatest Picture Of All Time?

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:33:00 +0000

Is this the greatest picture of all time?

Perhaps.

We just bring the funny stuff - you decide.

A Solider Is Reunited With His Dog The Day He Gets Back From Afghanistan

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:52:00 +0000

No matter how you feel about the wars overseas, the following video of a soldier being reunited with his dog that day he gets back from Afghanistan is incredibly touching. If you know someone who is down today, just send them this video. It will surely brighten their day.....

How To Figure Out What To Say On Facebook

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:30:00 +0000

Have you ever wondered what you should say on Facebook? Well, someone has put together a very creative flowchart to help you figure out exactly what to say on Facebook. If you are up late tonight and if you are wondering how you should respond to the latest inane status update on Facebook, just follow the directions below and see what happens.....

Raccoon Invasion

noreply@blogger.com (Shattered Paradigm) — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:16:00 +0000

Are you ready for the raccoon invasion?

I don't know if this raccoon picture is very cute or very creepy.

This reminds me of a line from a famous song:

"I always feel like somebody's watchin' me....."