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uberhumor - Awesome Viral Images

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 27 Jan 2017 14:30:00 -0800

uberhumor - Awesome Viral Images

The issue isn’t the users; it’s the cartels. One of the best arguments for real legalization is cutting off money to the fuckers in cartels
Shoebill Storks make a really cool sound.
When a savage meets a feminist
Pray 4 my dawg. It’s hard to find work in these streets
This kid
The fewer
Never forget the people who guided you.
Compliments to the chef
Well fuck
Clowns Inbound (9 seconds)
The bookshelf where Obama used to keep his books during his presidency
My teacher didn’t think to read the first letter of every line of my sonnet
Flying to 15,000 ft on a ‘powered lawnchair’
Tom Hanks read an article I wrote and just emailed me this photo of him with my book!!
When you have time and stones.
This potato looks like a seal
Resident Evil – DUnkey
The new press secretary isn’t sure where to type his password.
NASA just released images of their new Space Suits
Former President of Uruguay
Joey "CoCo" Diaz Breaks Out the Blue Cheese While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
Indeed
End of the Excel Spreadsheet
Mechanic mate just shared this photo of a client’s car. The client claimed his leg got sore, so he used his hand to accelerate instead.
Morning radio host Mancow, a firm believer that waterboarding is not torture, agrees to get waterboarded. It happens at 2:20 and he has a revelation.
This bench made out of mac pro’s
Crossfit is really getting out of hand
Congrats
Caption contest: How would you title this pic. Reply in comments
We must go deeper
Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day
Average life goals
My father had requested a Viking funeral. I honored his request by making the boat myself. Set in his ashes & said goodbye.
This cosplay
Woman undercover
My puppers is donating blood today, brought Bunny for support
This sign at the women’s march
The glasswinged butterfly is translucent

The issue isn’t the users; it’s the cartels. One of the best arguments for real legalization is cutting off money to the fuckers in cartels

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Shoebill Storks make a really cool sound.

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When a savage meets a feminist

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Pray 4 my dawg. It’s hard to find work in these streets

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This kid

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The fewer

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Never forget the people who guided you.

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Compliments to the chef

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Well fuck

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Clowns Inbound (9 seconds)

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The bookshelf where Obama used to keep his books during his presidency

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My teacher didn’t think to read the first letter of every line of my sonnet

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Flying to 15,000 ft on a ‘powered lawnchair’

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Tom Hanks read an article I wrote and just emailed me this photo of him with my book!!

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When you have time and stones.

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This potato looks like a seal

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Resident Evil – DUnkey

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The new press secretary isn’t sure where to type his password.

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NASA just released images of their new Space Suits

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Former President of Uruguay

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Joey "CoCo" Diaz Breaks Out the Blue Cheese While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

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Indeed

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End of the Excel Spreadsheet

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Mechanic mate just shared this photo of a client’s car. The client claimed his leg got sore, so he used his hand to accelerate instead.

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Morning radio host Mancow, a firm believer that waterboarding is not torture, agrees to get waterboarded. It happens at 2:20 and he has a revelation.

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This bench made out of mac pro’s

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Crossfit is really getting out of hand

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Congrats

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Caption contest: How would you title this pic. Reply in comments

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We must go deeper

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Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day

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Average life goals

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My father had requested a Viking funeral. I honored his request by making the boat myself. Set in his ashes & said goodbye.

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This cosplay

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Woman undercover

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My puppers is donating blood today, brought Bunny for support

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This sign at the women’s march

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The glasswinged butterfly is translucent

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uberhumor - Awesome Viral Images

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 26 Jan 2017 14:19:00 -0800

uberhumor - Awesome Viral Images

My neighbors are so chill. They know what’s up
Took this photo in a Bangkok elevator and I’m pretty sure all three of the people on their phones are playing Pokemon Go.
In Case of Cyberattack
"Believe me, it’s torture" – Christopher Hitchens demonstrating what it’s like to get tortured by waterboarding
The Best Car Mod
Solving the energy crisis
One Benefit of Being a Little Person is you can drive your daughter around in her Barbie Jeep when she’s had too much to drink…
The ridiculous escalation of this glitch
This tattoo shops signs are always on point!
Youtube tutorial
It was raining so I went on California Screamin’ 4 times then photoshopped myself in every seat.
whats poppin
Bored with washing machine metronomes? Try a water pump rhythm section
Ted Cruz stepping up his Twitter game
Obama vs Trump inauguration speech
You’ll need to buy new pillow cases after pounding her face down doggy style.
The most annoying thing about the internet
Isn’t air travel just awesome
Its ok sweetie, I dont need a long time.
The hard naked truth in a nutshell
Dude accidentally skis off 150-foot cliff and captures the whole thing on his helmet cam
What Brings You To Florida
Two years ago, I started to learn programming. A year and a half after I started, I reached my goal of creating a simple Open-Source Minecraft clone using C++ and OpenGL, and here a short video showing the process of creating it
Two Palestinian friends lost their legs in an air-strike, so now they share the same pair of shoes.
Do they have starry night vision?
Complicated.
I’m pretty sure the answer is A
Who am I?
Snowy day above LA
4chan in the 50′s
A Canadian Standoff
WW2 Vet walking alone on Victory Day. He is the last of his squad
Sunlight through this glass doorknob started a housefire
Lens flare in this photo looks like Eric Cartman
Unusual bird called a Potoo photographed in Venezuela
That’s something younger generation will never get
How to make yourself a mug of tea
Meerkat sentries will climb just about anything to get a better view of their surroundings.
Ready. Steady. Roast!

My neighbors are so chill. They know what’s up

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Took this photo in a Bangkok elevator and I’m pretty sure all three of the people on their phones are playing Pokemon Go.

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In Case of Cyberattack

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"Believe me, it’s torture" – Christopher Hitchens demonstrating what it’s like to get tortured by waterboarding

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The Best Car Mod

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Solving the energy crisis

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One Benefit of Being a Little Person is you can drive your daughter around in her Barbie Jeep when she’s had too much to drink…

Posted:

The ridiculous escalation of this glitch

Posted:

This tattoo shops signs are always on point!

Posted:

Youtube tutorial

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It was raining so I went on California Screamin’ 4 times then photoshopped myself in every seat.

Posted:

whats poppin

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Bored with washing machine metronomes? Try a water pump rhythm section

Posted:

Ted Cruz stepping up his Twitter game

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Obama vs Trump inauguration speech

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You’ll need to buy new pillow cases after pounding her face down doggy style.

Posted:

The most annoying thing about the internet

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Isn’t air travel just awesome

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Its ok sweetie, I dont need a long time.

Posted:

The hard naked truth in a nutshell

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Dude accidentally skis off 150-foot cliff and captures the whole thing on his helmet cam

Posted:

What Brings You To Florida

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Two years ago, I started to learn programming. A year and a half after I started, I reached my goal of creating a simple Open-Source Minecraft clone using C++ and OpenGL, and here a short video showing the process of creating it

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Two Palestinian friends lost their legs in an air-strike, so now they share the same pair of shoes.

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Do they have starry night vision?

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Complicated.

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I’m pretty sure the answer is A

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WW2 Vet walking alone on Victory Day. He is the last of his squad

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Sunlight through this glass doorknob started a housefire

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Lens flare in this photo looks like Eric Cartman

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Unusual bird called a Potoo photographed in Venezuela

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That’s something younger generation will never get

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How to make yourself a mug of tea

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Meerkat sentries will climb just about anything to get a better view of their surroundings.

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Ready. Steady. Roast!

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Real Payback From Private Clouds?

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SantaBanta Daily Wallpapers for January 25, 2017

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SantaBanta Daily Wallpapers for January 25, 2017

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uberhumor - Awesome Viral Images

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uberhumor - Awesome Viral Images

Somebody bout to catch the Holy Ghost
As of 10AM Eastern, on January 25.
Doub…trip…quad…what rainbow?
We have the best tea, let me tell you. I know something about tea and we are the best
Ahh. Neighborly love.
Caught watching…porn
A whole font based on that cool s
Flip book of a gif of me flipping through a gif that I printed into a flip book
Michael cera was an extra in Witcher 3
In case your metronome breaks….
Friendship Goals Indeed.
Trying to elope.
Horse bro
My little cousin’s turtle died. He made the grave, built the cross, and got dressed without any parental supervision. My uncle caught this towards the end of the ceremony.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s amphetamine
Dogs are angels
I’m not like most girls
These assholes.. ‘We hope you enjoyed your stay! If you happen to forget/misplace anything, we will hold it hostage for $25.’
I wish it was colder..
From the Facebook page of the Mosque that was set on fire in Houston
How to fix the deficit
I’d say her Gay-Dar is exactly Death Star quality. Impenetrable except for one tiny flaw
Hahahahah bush always there to rain on the parade
What finally convinced me to join
Who ever did this, is my hero.
Printed and attached to wife’s spraying air freshener while she wasn’t home. Spits acid every 30 minutes.
An uncommon view of Los Angeles
Do you think they’ll notice?
20 kilograms of red hot steel vs. frozen lake

Somebody bout to catch the Holy Ghost

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As of 10AM Eastern, on January 25.

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Doub…trip…quad…what rainbow?

Posted:

We have the best tea, let me tell you. I know something about tea and we are the best

Posted:

Ahh. Neighborly love.

Posted:

Caught watching…porn

Posted:

A whole font based on that cool s

Posted:

Flip book of a gif of me flipping through a gif that I printed into a flip book

Posted:

Michael cera was an extra in Witcher 3

Posted:

In case your metronome breaks….

Posted:

Friendship Goals Indeed.

Posted:

Trying to elope.

Posted:

Horse bro

Posted:

My little cousin’s turtle died. He made the grave, built the cross, and got dressed without any parental supervision. My uncle caught this towards the end of the ceremony.

Posted:

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s amphetamine

Posted:

Dogs are angels

Posted:

I’m not like most girls

Posted:

These assholes.. ‘We hope you enjoyed your stay! If you happen to forget/misplace anything, we will hold it hostage for $25.’

Posted:

I wish it was colder..

Posted:

From the Facebook page of the Mosque that was set on fire in Houston

Posted:

How to fix the deficit

Posted:

I’d say her Gay-Dar is exactly Death Star quality. Impenetrable except for one tiny flaw

Posted:

Hahahahah bush always there to rain on the parade

Posted:

What finally convinced me to join

Posted:

Who ever did this, is my hero.

Posted:

Printed and attached to wife’s spraying air freshener while she wasn’t home. Spits acid every 30 minutes.

Posted:

An uncommon view of Los Angeles

Posted:

Do you think they’ll notice?

Posted:

20 kilograms of red hot steel vs. frozen lake

Posted:

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SantaBanta Daily Wallpapers for January 23, 2017

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SantaBanta Daily Wallpapers for January 23, 2017

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uberhumor - Awesome Viral Images

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 24 Jan 2017 13:51:00 -0800

uberhumor - Awesome Viral Images

Meanwhile in Canada
Jake Gyllenhaal… protesting?
I added Michael Jackson grunts to a shootout scene from John Wick
A true scientist
School creates a poll to decide on a new name
Robot problems.
I wrote a program to turn an animated GIF into a printable flip book
Mugshot of the year goes to..
This is what fear looks like (00:10)
Cab Driver Claims John Elway Is The Best QB Of All-Time, Has No Idea Elway Is Sitting In The Back Seat
Being white is tight
Chelsea Handler everyone
If you didn’t want to do it, you should have just said so.
Is this the bro code in action
I’ve taken a selfie everyday since I was 12 years old. 35 hours and 2500+ photos later, my selfie everyday project has been perfectly stabilized. Please take a look! – [02:02]
Important read
Adult Swim is at their weird shit again.
Get two birds stoned at once
Bobby Lee has unique problems that no one else in the world has to deal with. Here he explains why he can’t perform in Ausitn TX.
Heath Ledger’s joker diary
Together, perhaps we can goad President Trump into doing something incredible.
Don’t forget about this
Our true leader
Found these guys in the Middle-of-Nowhere, Virginia.
My new incense burner makes the smoke pour down like a fountain
Feed looks kind of tame these days…
And hymens.
Don’t confuse Day One nervousness with lack of affection…
He did it!
Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter to the Parliament when the girl was just over a month old.

Meanwhile in Canada

Posted:

Jake Gyllenhaal… protesting?

Posted:

I added Michael Jackson grunts to a shootout scene from John Wick

Posted:

A true scientist

Posted:

School creates a poll to decide on a new name

Posted:

Robot problems.

Posted:

I wrote a program to turn an animated GIF into a printable flip book

Posted:

Mugshot of the year goes to..

Posted:

This is what fear looks like (00:10)

Posted:

Cab Driver Claims John Elway Is The Best QB Of All-Time, Has No Idea Elway Is Sitting In The Back Seat

Posted:

Being white is tight

Posted:

Chelsea Handler everyone

Posted:

If you didn’t want to do it, you should have just said so.

Posted:

Is this the bro code in action

Posted:

I’ve taken a selfie everyday since I was 12 years old. 35 hours and 2500+ photos later, my selfie everyday project has been perfectly stabilized. Please take a look! – [02:02]

Posted:

Important read

Posted:

Adult Swim is at their weird shit again.

Posted:

Get two birds stoned at once

Posted:

Bobby Lee has unique problems that no one else in the world has to deal with. Here he explains why he can’t perform in Ausitn TX.

Posted:

Heath Ledger’s joker diary

Posted:

Together, perhaps we can goad President Trump into doing something incredible.

Posted:

Don’t forget about this

Posted:

Our true leader

Posted:

Found these guys in the Middle-of-Nowhere, Virginia.

Posted:

My new incense burner makes the smoke pour down like a fountain

Posted:

Feed looks kind of tame these days…

Posted:

And hymens.

Posted:

Don’t confuse Day One nervousness with lack of affection…

Posted:

He did it!

Posted:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter to the Parliament when the girl was just over a month old.

Posted:

Making A Difference In Tech | Container Vulnerability Found, Corrected

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Deep-Seated Container Vulnerability Found, Corrected

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‘Man’ Bun
If you can’t hide the wires, make them part of the decor.
Now I see why my parents moved to Mexico. $1100 a month in a million dollar house next to the lake.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World had a scene with a snippet of a cover of Metric’s "Black Sheep". I didn’t know they covered the whole song in its entirety. It kicks ass.
His reign begins
She may be on to something
Small victories
A Warning To All Game Developers (by the dev of Yandere Simulator)
These signs
It is possible!
Flight of the Bumblebee Played on Glass Bottles
Ross is watching TV
Life inside Detroit Public Schools – Where parts of the buildings are unusable and teachers cannot afford to buy books
Has your heart melted too?
Instead of fixing the pole of this bent stop sign, they just removed the bottom bolt so the ‘STOP’ portion is straight.
If you cover half of Harrison Ford’s face with your thumb you can see him acting out two different emotions at once.
Troy Aikman looks like a white Jay-Z
How to deal with slow drivers
My friend came across this at work the other day…
Helium balloons
Term limits for Congress
Debone a chicken
To everyone trying to make a political point by comparing crowd sizes
This sign
Wtf… the dryer just tried to burn down my house
This guy at the women’s march
Talk dirty to me.
This makes a rhino look fabulous and helps them to survive!
One Bible length for Holy Spirit
Asked for the strongest coffee they had…
Stop it. Barron Trump is a child. He has no political influence, or even acceptable opinion on politics. He is not Liberal nor is he Conservative.
The helpful Polar Bear
Frankenstein
I took my fiancé shooting for the first time. This was her first shot. She was aiming for the criminal
THIS IS LIBRARY
Soda poppers
Remember him?

‘Man’ Bun

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Now I see why my parents moved to Mexico. $1100 a month in a million dollar house next to the lake.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World had a scene with a snippet of a cover of Metric’s "Black Sheep". I didn’t know they covered the whole song in its entirety. It kicks ass.

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His reign begins

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She may be on to something

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Small victories

Posted:

A Warning To All Game Developers (by the dev of Yandere Simulator)

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These signs

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It is possible!

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Flight of the Bumblebee Played on Glass Bottles

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Ross is watching TV

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Life inside Detroit Public Schools – Where parts of the buildings are unusable and teachers cannot afford to buy books

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Has your heart melted too?

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Instead of fixing the pole of this bent stop sign, they just removed the bottom bolt so the ‘STOP’ portion is straight.

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If you cover half of Harrison Ford’s face with your thumb you can see him acting out two different emotions at once.

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Troy Aikman looks like a white Jay-Z

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How to deal with slow drivers

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My friend came across this at work the other day…

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Helium balloons

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Term limits for Congress

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Debone a chicken

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To everyone trying to make a political point by comparing crowd sizes

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This sign

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Wtf… the dryer just tried to burn down my house

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This guy at the women’s march

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Talk dirty to me.

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This makes a rhino look fabulous and helps them to survive!

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One Bible length for Holy Spirit

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Asked for the strongest coffee they had…

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Stop it. Barron Trump is a child. He has no political influence, or even acceptable opinion on politics. He is not Liberal nor is he Conservative.

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The helpful Polar Bear

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Frankenstein

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I took my fiancé shooting for the first time. This was her first shot. She was aiming for the criminal

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THIS IS LIBRARY

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Soda poppers

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Remember him?

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Guy catches younger brother being unfaithful to his girl on Roblox
Brilliant. A solar powered parking meter in an underground garage.
This cloud looks like the Enterprise (Star Trek)
This protester
Curb Your Freakout
Data driven dissent
Anti Trump banner I saw downtown San Francisco this evening.
Real recognize real
IKEA Hack Platform Bed DIY
Finally someone said it
Good guy tattoo shop.
The finger’s sweat glands
A town called ‘America’ in the Netherlands already has a wall
Mom buys an egg from eBay for $25… Now has an emu.
Playful fish, enjoys being handled and thrown
In a world full of noises, hate and stupidity, I want to be like this dude.
Found this beautiful diorama in a thrift store.
Bird made from old CDs
I live my life how I want
Abraham Lincoln at the Women’s March on Washington
Be gentle it’s my first selfie
Train for scale
Women are shallow too!
This is insane. Does anyone know if this guy lived?
He’s adorable
Man does impressions to characters at Disneyland
Nick Offerman at the Women March
When you have to slay the ring bearer but also have to walk your dog.
Things that have never been said
Billy Joel playing harmonica looks like dying Anakin Sywalker
Psssst…
Not bad pizza place, not bad
How Canadians protest
Can substitute uniform for clipboard
At the women’s march.. screaming women’s rights by glorifying a religion that enslaves women.
Story of my life
My friend’s impressive crocheting
Sir Ian McKellen holding the Picard meme at the Women’s March
This stain on my table looks like a dog passionately taking in a sweet smell.
I think a squirrel fell off my roof..
Hillarys *record scratch* moment

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Brilliant. A solar powered parking meter in an underground garage.

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This cloud looks like the Enterprise (Star Trek)

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This protester

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Curb Your Freakout

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Data driven dissent

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Anti Trump banner I saw downtown San Francisco this evening.

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Real recognize real

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IKEA Hack Platform Bed DIY

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Finally someone said it

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Good guy tattoo shop.

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The finger’s sweat glands

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A town called ‘America’ in the Netherlands already has a wall

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Mom buys an egg from eBay for $25… Now has an emu.

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Playful fish, enjoys being handled and thrown

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In a world full of noises, hate and stupidity, I want to be like this dude.

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Found this beautiful diorama in a thrift store.

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Bird made from old CDs

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I live my life how I want

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Abraham Lincoln at the Women’s March on Washington

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Be gentle it’s my first selfie

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Train for scale

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Women are shallow too!

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This is insane. Does anyone know if this guy lived?

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He’s adorable

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Man does impressions to characters at Disneyland

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Nick Offerman at the Women March

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When you have to slay the ring bearer but also have to walk your dog.

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Things that have never been said

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Billy Joel playing harmonica looks like dying Anakin Sywalker

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Psssst…

Posted:

Not bad pizza place, not bad

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How Canadians protest

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Can substitute uniform for clipboard

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At the women’s march.. screaming women’s rights by glorifying a religion that enslaves women.

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Story of my life

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My friend’s impressive crocheting

Posted:

Sir Ian McKellen holding the Picard meme at the Women’s March

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This stain on my table looks like a dog passionately taking in a sweet smell.

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I think a squirrel fell off my roof..

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Hillarys *record scratch* moment

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Piers Morgan responds to the protests
Ariana Ghandi
Drunk guy can’t pass this breathalyzer test at the club entrance
Latino tweets
When your parents try Skype for the first time
Two guys not hating each other for having different opinions
Scottish man can’t say "purple burglar alarm"
This man at the inauguration
Frozen Coca Cola expanded instead of shattering the bottle
Ain’t No Sunshine (I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know 1 Hour loop)
Only one semester down
Accidental renaissance photo. Trump supporter puts out fire created by protestors
Not remotely sorry
Cringe worthy. Really gets your noggin joggin huh?
RAPTOR PUPPET
For those confused, the 420 sign kept getting stolen
UNC ball boy hits 3 straight half court shots (X-post /r/collegebasketball)
George W Bush at the Trump inauguration
Gabe, the dog behind the bork videos sadly passed away today. Here is a 10 hour version of Imperial borks in his memory. RIP sweet prince
Sign in a taxi cab
This dog looks like a juggalo
Robert Downey Jr. in a bunny costume on a llama farm because why not.
What the fuck is this?
Just came across this old headline
Obama takes one last look
Some asshole driving in the bike lane
SNL writer calls Trump’s son ‘homeschool shooter’
This woman was at the Trump protest, NYC
Trump inauguration is making people express themselves in all kinds of ways
My wife’s microwave at work demands sacrifice.
A walrus sleeping on a Russian submarine
Bush battles plastic poncho
Antarctica, 4 shades of blue
Kurt Cobain meeting a young fan
This plane just flew over NYC

Piers Morgan responds to the protests

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Drunk guy can’t pass this breathalyzer test at the club entrance

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Latino tweets

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When your parents try Skype for the first time

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Two guys not hating each other for having different opinions

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Scottish man can’t say "purple burglar alarm"

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This man at the inauguration

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Frozen Coca Cola expanded instead of shattering the bottle

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Ain’t No Sunshine (I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know 1 Hour loop)

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Only one semester down

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Accidental renaissance photo. Trump supporter puts out fire created by protestors

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Not remotely sorry

Posted:

Cringe worthy. Really gets your noggin joggin huh?

Posted:

RAPTOR PUPPET

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For those confused, the 420 sign kept getting stolen

Posted:

UNC ball boy hits 3 straight half court shots (X-post /r/collegebasketball)

Posted:

George W Bush at the Trump inauguration

Posted:

Gabe, the dog behind the bork videos sadly passed away today. Here is a 10 hour version of Imperial borks in his memory. RIP sweet prince

Posted:

This dog looks like a juggalo

Posted:

Robert Downey Jr. in a bunny costume on a llama farm because why not.

Posted:

What the fuck is this?

Posted:

Just came across this old headline

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Obama takes one last look

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Some asshole driving in the bike lane

Posted:

SNL writer calls Trump’s son ‘homeschool shooter’

Posted:

This woman was at the Trump protest, NYC

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Trump inauguration is making people express themselves in all kinds of ways

Posted:

My wife’s microwave at work demands sacrifice.

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A walrus sleeping on a Russian submarine

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Bush battles plastic poncho

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Antarctica, 4 shades of blue

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Kurt Cobain meeting a young fan

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This plane just flew over NYC

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Melania Trump gets more than she bargained for.
Shit about to get real
Gordon Ramsay eats shark fin soup, then discusses the problems with it
I aim to be this couple someday
Protest Embroidery
Dad does voice-over for daughter’s make-up tutorial
One of my favorite live performances. Gorillaz singing ‘Clint Eastwood’ with Snoop Dogg.
Hidden feature of the Windows 2000 keyboard
Toonami – A History of Broadcast Anime
Somebody answer this
Snowballs
‘Murica!
What the fuck is ‘ogre green creamy filling’!?!?
Dunkey’s Best of 2016
Was wondering why my wife was giggling when she asked me to change the air filters…
An inside look at this insane $250 Million dollar home currently for sale in California
This dad
Logan | Official HD Trailer #2 | 2017
Saint Petersburg during snow
Checking in from the Make America Great Again concert in DC…
Iranian advertising before the Islamic revolution, 1979.
This silver tarpon looks made out of glass.
The recent snowfall has led to some incredible conditions in Yosemite
It’s a little chilly out
Some fb gold
How dare you
How to handle life problems
When you need every last drop to get through class.
Home Ownership
Isn’t that the guy from Sherlock?
Salt squared
Fuck.
If "Real People. Not Actors" Commercials Were Real Life

Melania Trump gets more than she bargained for.

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Shit about to get real

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Gordon Ramsay eats shark fin soup, then discusses the problems with it

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I aim to be this couple someday

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Protest Embroidery

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Dad does voice-over for daughter’s make-up tutorial

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One of my favorite live performances. Gorillaz singing ‘Clint Eastwood’ with Snoop Dogg.

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Hidden feature of the Windows 2000 keyboard

Posted:

Toonami – A History of Broadcast Anime

Posted:

Somebody answer this

Posted:

Snowballs

Posted:

‘Murica!

Posted:

What the fuck is ‘ogre green creamy filling’!?!?

Posted:

Dunkey’s Best of 2016

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Was wondering why my wife was giggling when she asked me to change the air filters…

Posted:

An inside look at this insane $250 Million dollar home currently for sale in California

Posted:

This dad

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Logan | Official HD Trailer #2 | 2017

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Saint Petersburg during snow

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Checking in from the Make America Great Again concert in DC…

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Iranian advertising before the Islamic revolution, 1979.

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This silver tarpon looks made out of glass.

Posted:

The recent snowfall has led to some incredible conditions in Yosemite

Posted:

It’s a little chilly out

Posted:

Some fb gold

Posted:

How dare you

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How to handle life problems

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When you need every last drop to get through class.

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Home Ownership

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Isn’t that the guy from Sherlock?

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Salt squared

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Fuck.

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If "Real People. Not Actors" Commercials Were Real Life

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You never know what grandma got up to
"Dude, USE the ladder."
A Canadian’s take on our healthcare system
Jimmy Carter’s note placed on the Voyager spacecraft from 1977
Postman got a spade through our letterbox…
Sold Pupper Dance
A guy in a pub is trying to prove to his girlfriend that he’s at home in bed.
A guy in Russia mounts a surveillance camera over his apartment door. Neighbours aren’t very happy.
Guy wakes up his pet chameleon. He enjoys its reaction
Overheard this while shopping
Student athlete you say?
When the old girl gets a second chance
The double standard.. How the media reports female child rapists.
This restaurant in my home town is advertising the right way.
Karat cake
A palm tree covered in snow in Tunisia
Thank you…
Binging with Babish: Kevin’s Famous Chili from The Office
Who wore it better?
YAAAAYYYYYYY!
Why I always use subtitles
Burn from down under
One day
HEEEEERE’S DOG!
Can’t tell if this is the cast of The Phantom Menace or ABC’s next sitcom
Ohhh the irony..
Shoe game on point
Unintentional modern art
Black tweets
Hi there, how’s it going?
This layer of ice looks like saran wrap
How Louis C.K. tells a joke

You never know what grandma got up to

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"Dude, USE the ladder."

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A Canadian’s take on our healthcare system

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Jimmy Carter’s note placed on the Voyager spacecraft from 1977

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Postman got a spade through our letterbox…

Posted:

Sold Pupper Dance

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A guy in a pub is trying to prove to his girlfriend that he’s at home in bed.

Posted:

A guy in Russia mounts a surveillance camera over his apartment door. Neighbours aren’t very happy.

Posted:

Guy wakes up his pet chameleon. He enjoys its reaction

Posted:

Overheard this while shopping

Posted:

Student athlete you say?

Posted:

When the old girl gets a second chance

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The double standard.. How the media reports female child rapists.

Posted:

This restaurant in my home town is advertising the right way.

Posted:

Karat cake

Posted:

A palm tree covered in snow in Tunisia

Posted:

Thank you…

Posted:

Binging with Babish: Kevin’s Famous Chili from The Office

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Who wore it better?

Posted:

YAAAAYYYYYYY!

Posted:

Why I always use subtitles

Posted:

Burn from down under

Posted:

One day

Posted:

HEEEEERE’S DOG!

Posted:

Can’t tell if this is the cast of The Phantom Menace or ABC’s next sitcom

Posted:

Ohhh the irony..

Posted:

Shoe game on point

Posted:

Unintentional modern art

Posted:

Black tweets

Posted:

Hi there, how’s it going?

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This layer of ice looks like saran wrap

Posted:

How Louis C.K. tells a joke

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The State Of The Cloud | RPA As A Strategy Imperative

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