tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27162647691156911942025-03-26T18:02:08.249-07:00collection of short humor quotes and funny jokes into categories | best jokes, laughter guaranteedUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-1038888337342198392024-07-29T11:21:00.000-07:002024-07-29T11:22:30.790-07:00

 A man goes to a lawyer.- And ask how much do you charge for a quick consultation?- Welcome, 1,000€ for three questions.- Wow, it's a little expensive, isn't it?- Yes, maybe, and tell me... What is your third question?

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 A couple of friends are having a drink at a bar and one says to the other:- Hey, the other day your wife told me a joke so, so good, that I fell out of bed.

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 I'm reading a new book called "Honesty and Other Values"- That's great, where did you buy it?- I stole it from the bookstore

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 Some girls knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation for a local pool.I gave them a jug of water

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-72296169404565014682012-09-04T06:28:00.001-07:002012-09-04T06:28:39.507-07:00

Yesterday I stopped to drink, today I celebrate my return

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Men are like public toilets, either occupied or shit !!!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-51284799058437352282012-08-30T00:06:00.001-07:002012-08-30T00:06:48.081-07:00

Thoughts are free, just stupid when you wake up in the morning in the real world.

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My brain just does not get me out of my head.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-51407889064485417262012-08-25T00:56:00.001-07:002012-08-25T00:56:55.026-07:00

Men never grow up, Only the value of the toy is changing

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-38793697130884991982012-08-22T04:59:00.001-07:002012-08-22T04:59:23.307-07:00

If someone is looking for me I'm in the fridge.

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My contribution to the environment: I separate alcohol from the glass!

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How to tell the difference between the head and the tail of a worm? It must tickle the middle and check which way he laughs!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-30186316732670848932012-08-18T08:28:00.001-07:002012-08-18T08:28:10.760-07:00

You know the story of the mini skirt? It is short but it is good!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-80935971420421054322012-08-17T10:37:00.001-07:002012-08-17T10:37:47.750-07:00

A sheep to fall asleep can only rely on himself.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-90769337260889323452012-08-16T23:28:00.001-07:002012-08-16T23:28:43.579-07:00

Question: What screams "I've grown! ... I lost weight ... I've grown ... I've lost weight! I have grown ...! ... "? Answer: blonde who jumps on a bathroom scale.

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Husband : Would you like to sleep another person if i die? Wife : You dont have an extra die!

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Women are like ties: It is chosen most often in low light and then you have it on my hands

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-91324685695730789412012-08-13T22:01:00.001-07:002012-08-13T22:01:46.016-07:00

I'm so positive, I put on the whole negative shit!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-30073197816489338672012-08-13T02:05:00.001-07:002012-08-13T02:05:04.115-07:00

Attention! Attention! This summer, do not forget the sunscreen, so the rain runs off well.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-41138313053213720222012-08-13T01:29:00.001-07:002012-08-13T01:29:29.896-07:00

Seller: This computer does all the work of the half Buyer : Then give me two of them

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-23290088686375818822011-09-22T07:50:00.001-07:002011-09-22T07:50:53.149-07:00

You will be really dependent on Internet when ... Your hard drive crashes ... you did not connected for two hours ... you start to panic ... you take your phone and manually dial the number for your Internet service provider ... you whistle to emulate the sound of your modem and ... you manage to get connected!

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-30767059631601243692011-09-17T12:34:00.000-07:002011-09-17T12:34:58.329-07:00

   I will buy this painting a client tells to the the painter. - It's a matter, sir. I spent ten years of my life. - Ten years? What a job! - Yes: two days to paint it and the rest of to successfully sell it!

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What is the difference between a fairy and a witch 2 years of marriage! Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Answer: Because they have the trembling hand ... A man said to his wife: - 3 inches taller and I would be the King. And his wife replied: - under 3  you would be Queen. The woman is, according to the Bible, the last thing that God has made. It would make the Saturday evening. You

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How to make a blonde laugh on Sunday? Tell him a joke on Friday ... Why do blondes can not work in a factory M & M's? Because they throw all the W! Question: Do you know why a blonde passes the electric clippers? Answer: To find his way ... Why is a blonde set his glass of orange juice for 10 minutes before drinking? Because it is written on it concentrated.

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2716264769115691194.post-69805917923604760202011-09-03T12:10:00.001-07:002011-09-03T12:10:56.329-07:00

What men do after sex? A recent survey provides clear answers to this question: 1% read 2% drink 4% watch TV 6% smoke a cigarette 7% go to sleep And 80% go home!

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