Life is like a chameleon

Happening: Hennessy Artistry at QEII, Penang (27-May-10)

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Mon, 31 May 2010 15:00:00 +0000

The long awaited event is here again in TOWN!!! It is again held in QEII, Penang on 27 May 2010! Perfect timing for most people who ain't working on the next day as it is declared as Malaysia's Public Holiday, Wesak Day! Yoo hoo....this means we can partayyyy all night long! This by-invitation only party has definitely draw large crowd from every nook and cranny of the small Penang island. Could you believe the event is fully RSVP-ed in only one day?!

Catch Summer Daniels ; DJ Tempo, Sona One ; Joe Flizzow and Ad Banger in TOWN. You get to watch them live!

If you haven't know what HA event is, please go to the link below to find out more:

Hennessy Artistry

Lucky me that I do not have to worry about the ticket entrance as I was announced winner for the Twitter contest! The online contest was simple and it's not like some science mind-blogging questions. Just tweet what is your fave Hennessy Artistry moment to win!

The prize? Neh, nothing worth more than the 5 invitation passes. Seriously, who will you invite if you have another 4 extra passes? I was eyeballing and cracking my head who must I invite as most of my friends are not in Penang! You guys shouldn't hide in KL and overseas lor. Haha. But still managed to grab some acquaintances for the event. Don't wanna waste the free tics ma.

HA was really bad managed at the beginning of the stage and I was so darn dissatisfied with the way they handle their winners. Ya, damn I know being a winner isn't great after all compare to Triple H toppled down his opponent with only one hand. But hell, they should have contact the winner 2 days ahead to give some time allowance to collect the ticket or even give their details earlier. The organizer came to the winner at a very last minute, say like a few hours earlier before the event actually kick starts! And the worse part is, they messed up my friends' names, and guess what? Their names ain't in the guests list. Funny! I gave their names earlier, don't I? But lucky thing they still allow me friends to go thru.

Sona One is bringing the house down with the crowd jumping up and down like sardines! LOL

Moving through, moving through! Making a beeline to grab free-flow drinks! The Hennessy Citrus was the best! Maximus!

Seriously, this event entrance style is kinda misleading! Haha. They treat the guests as if we are like a one-day celebs with those red carpet, photographers everywhere, never stop taking each and every little action you do.

Even you dance like SHIT, accidentally fling and display your unshaven armpits, there is still photographers non-stop capturing that UGLY moment. LOL.

But overall, the event was just so-so and was really overrated by me. I think it's gonna be a blast and you can shake your booty like siao-ness but too sad lah, all Penang kias very pai seh lar. So those who were there, you can witness many sticks or cha sticking out from every corner of the club. Sona One was sweating like a pig to save the boring atmosphere to a disaster and you don't give a damn? Haha....so do I la. I was one of the cha also cause no one seems to be bothered to shake their ass!

Been there, seen that, experienced that. First and the last time attending! Guess it's time to retire from all this craziness. For good!

Humour: Pizza Delivery Service Is Always At Its Best Service to Keep the Pizza Warm

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Wed, 26 May 2010 15:55:00 +0000

Shopping: Cheap Branded EDT/Comforters/Sportswear/Inner Wear at Sunshine Warehouse Sales

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Wed, 26 May 2010 14:50:00 +0000

This promotion advertisement landed in my junk mail a day ago and I did not give a darn about it until.....today when my colleagues and I were having McD's at Bayan Baru. Viola...the so-called warehouse sales starts today. What a coincidence!

The good sign is - I get to buy branded EDT sprays at knock-out price. You can get latest Hugo Boss edition, Escada limited edition, Calvin Klien, Anna Sui perfumes from RM100 - 140 only! Freaking, madly, crazily cheap! Not just that, you can find Nike, Adidas, Burberry etc at goddamn cheap price! Go see for yourself! You want affordable comforters without compromising on the quality? Find it here! For the ladies, it's time to get new bras. LOL.

The downside is - I do not have so much cash but on the other hand, I cannot control my desire to land my hand on one of those sexily designed perfume bottle. Haiz....time to swipe my credit card this time. My dad is gonna kill me if he knows I am spending my future money for a bottle of perfume? Hahaha...the funny part is I rarely use EDT or any body sprays and I have one DKNY at home since last year. Not even a half bottle has gone. Guess this time is impulse buying.

So I walk up marched up to that sweet smiling lady, and then grinned (siao!) and then, passed me a strip of perfume sample for testing. It took me about half a minute to identify this absolutely tantalizing smell with a sweet summer tropical fruit scene! So well blended! So amazing! So....I can think of beach, sea, summer, coconut juice, straw hat now.

Quickly I took a glance looking out for this sweet redcurrant perfume name - Ahhh.......ESCADA limited edition! Without thinking and also at the same time under my friend's influence, I bought one for myself and she has a bottle for herself too! LOL. How much? Only at RM125 for 100ml/ 3.3FL. OZ. See....so cheap nia.....I don't buy expensive stuff one.

Only RM130 but for every RM80 spent, you're entitle to have RM5 rebate. So total is only RM125.

Ombre-coloured bottle. Aww...so in love.......

The damage? Not much lor.....cheap nia.....

Pet: My Cat is Doing His Cicak Hunt

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Tue, 18 May 2010 12:05:00 +0000

In-bound Travel: Ostrich Farm in Perlis

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:53:00 +0000

1st and 2nd of May are the time where most in-bound holidaymakers plan their trip in conjunction with Labour Day. This does not exclude my parents as well. My dad has already booked a trip to Bangkok on these few days to visit numerous infamous temples seeing himself as a strong Buddhist believer. The religious place intended for devotees to worship Gods has immediately been transformed to refugee camps during the fierce flare-up between the government and protesters in the effort to overthrow the government. So my dad changes his plan and we set off to Padangbesa, which is located some 5km away from Malaysia's well-known bazaar, Padang Besar.

Just before 30 minutes reaching the Thai border, we manage to pause a middle-sized enclosed field where the big birds are set to roam freely. We manage to have a close-up with the ostriches and they are harmless and friendly.

A gentle reminder - you might wanna keep your head distance away from the perimeters if you do not want your head to be pecked by those large birds. The admission is free, no souvenir shops are present but only a small round stone table is seen covered with bunches of leaves which serve as food for the ostriches. 1kg of the leaves only costs RM1 and it is hell of too much to feed a dozen of famished ostriches.

My sister has to hold tightly on the leaf stem as the ostrich chowing down the leaves and juices greedily without noticing he is the only bird there. LOL.

These ostriches are eyeballing me and demanding for food. Look at those pitiful eyes. They had too much leaves for the day! Many visitors were seen giving away food for them for the past 30 minutes!!!

A female ostrich usually has gray-colored feather coat and the male has black feathers. In those days, ostriches leg tendons are used in surgery to replace damaged and worn off human tendons and their eyes were extensively for experiments and research. Just so you know, an ostrich egg can weigh about 3 pounds. That’s equivalent to 2 dozen chicken eggs. Frankly, with the cute faces of these giant birds, I pledge that I will not eat ostrich meat and egg and never touch stuffs which are made from their body parts - that's including their feathers.

Humour: Who Says Exam Is Stressful? Look At How Creative People Make It Fun!

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Thu, 06 May 2010 14:13:00 +0000

My friend sent this to me and to make these even seem better, I googled them out bits by bits. Enjoy the darn collections of the amazingly engineered answers by ermm......whoever.

Genius No. 1 says

Genius No. 2 purported

Genius No. 3 exclaimed

Genius No. 4 answered

Genius No. 5 suggested

Genius No. 6 mentioned

Genius No. 7 thinks

Genius No. 8 drew

Genius No. 9 is indeed a narrator

Genius No. 10 is indeed a giraffe

Genius No. 11 turns a female reproductive organ into a bear. Great

Genius No. 12 obviously fed up with Math

Contest: My First Winning in the &^%$# Contest (Tracia Eternal Love)

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Wed, 05 May 2010 14:42:00 +0000

Okay, I admit. This isn't the first time I am winning a contest. But the previous one was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long from now. I couldn't exactly remember the last time I win myself something but I could remember I got two huge tins of Ovaltines. How I do to get that? Don't be stunned when you come to learn the truth. I copied someone's monkey poem being stranded in a deserted island and waiting for him turn to be rescued. And viola....that poem was publish in the most popular educational kids magazine of the time, Kuntum. Haha. No lar.....actually I wrote that poem la. Still, by chances they managed to "fish" it from the big pond. Hehe.

You know, I never or simply lazy have any slightest intention to join any contests advertised in the magazines, aired on radio, displayed on blog posts, and any of the leaflets trying to coax buyers to purchase the products to stand chances to win, let's say an iPod? Netbook? Free vouchers? iPhone? Neh...I am never interested simply because:

a) You will only entitle to be in the running to win that freaking prizes when you purchase the products for RM20 and above - pull some gimmicks cajoling consumers to buy the idiot thing

b) You ought to tall, slim and radiant looking to join certain contests/competitions like Who Want To Be A Model. If you an ugly bitch, then better think of another option - cosmetic surgery. Just remember to do rhinoplasty.

c) You are required to self produce a video or an advertisement promoting the products - please remember to show the labels more than your own face/faces

d) Demands you to be persistence from the top which means you need to make sure your entries are in weekly, say from Wk 1 to Wk 52 - OMG! That's the whole year. See...that's why I do not even wanna get involve. LOL

e) I am not always lucky because I am unlucky. How on earth could I be chosen as a winner out of &%^@%&^ people? The probability to survive is less and to win is nothing, nathan, nada.

F) I AM PLAIN SKEPTICAL or EVEN CLOUDED BY SHADOW OF DOUBTS that winning a contest is impossible! Or better, a scam! LOL....

But today something has add some ingredients to my fixated mindset. I was informed by e-mail that I won *beaming* consolation prize for TRACIA ETERNAL LOVE DEDICATION in conjunction for V-Day which was around the corner then. If you wonder why do I join this particular contest even though I am still feeling rather skeptical about this, the reasons are valid (at least). First, I just need to write a dedication to my beau or partner not forgetting to add in some omph effect and a small dose of mushy-mushy ness. LOL. Secondly, grand prize winner will get to travel to Paris with his/her partner. Whoa......so little moolah and yet so grand!! So, here's how I slowly so self-immersed participating in one and only contest as for now.

It was electrifying to be greeted with such pleasant e-mail early in the morning when you're almost good to be dead to replace that zombie look. Just as I was figuring out what is offered in that Tracia Eternal Gift Pack, wah lah....I found it in the official letter attached.

Well, it is not iPhone god dammit, it's toiletries products you moron. Haha. But still it is something better than nothing. Puff! Here is some ideas of what it will the toiletries be like:

What I wrote to win? Bah! You wouldn't believe. It was an unrhymed poem that I dedicated to my ex-beau. Yeah, we decided to call it quits a month ago. So thank God I didn't make it to the grand prize to win a trip to Paris or Italy or else I will be going so alone. Haha. Dang!

I reiterate :

Feeling warmth and pampered,

When I am wrapped comfortably in your arms.

You give me the sense of security I needed,

Making me feeling protected and wanted,

Like how I wanted Tracia Body Spray.

My feelings for you will not end today,

But it will be forever like Tracia Eternal.

This is not exactly sounded like a poem at all. Just a simple message dedicated to special someone perhaps. But hells, I did get something in return. LOL.

For more mushy-mushy and heart touching poems/messages, you can visit the link below to view 40 consolation prize winners' pieces. Hehe. Go to http://www.eternalluv.com/Contest/Winner.aspx

*Drums rolling*

The best love message that quickly stole the judges heart, made some of them crying uncontrollably.....so epic, so drama, so GRAND PRIZE WINNER....off to Paris. Nang or Dang??? Nang la, nang la....

Life: You Know Your Housemate Is A Jerk When....

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 16:07:00 +0000

I have moved out to stay alone for about one year since I started my industrial attachment last year. Finding for a room is has never appeared as a problem to me but to locate for a CLEAN and SPOTLESS room is similar to me looking for Mr Right with impeccable personalities. Happy but no so happy - happy cause I found a right place with an attached veranda which means more privacy (sometimes I do consider myself as a private person) but not so happy because my housemates are pigs. Of course it doesn't apply to all housemates but these are a few things I can't stand.

Why they are jerks/pigs:

a) They do not give a darn about the cleanliness of the bathroom. They shit, and more shitting but no cleaning. I have gave half of my energy and soon will be drained off one day cleaning the extremely unaccepted dirty toilet myself!!!!!

b) They MULTITASK!!!! Other than doing shitting, they smoke. Probably wanking his little johnny with the other hand, he enjoys his little ciggie on the other non-wanking hand. The outcome - the floor is covered with ashes!

c) For goodness sake, please hang the dam clothes outside. That's what the balcony for! When I was home the other day, I was dumbfounded to find myself holding the towel while bathing. I cannot find a place to hang it. This bitch has actually occupied the towel bar with her bloody clothes and god knows she's already 30 years old. Is she a retard? And I did a weather check on the particular day and it was hot for the past few weeks.

d) Did I purport embrace Mind Your Own Business (MYOB) philosophy will make your life less miserable? You see, I have this housemate that running in and out of the house being like a self-hired paparazzo trying to replace Perez Hilton. He reports single movements of his housemates to the house owner everytime or if possible every mili split second. And hello! He's a guy. Ain't man should be less busybody than woman? I should throw some ugly insects or cockroaches into his room when he is away or perhaps doing his paparazzo's task.

e) Thinking that everyone is deaf like him. The Hi-Fi system is his room was a pain in the ass with "pariah" and cheap sound quality with strong and loud bass sound. I do not mind him watching Japanese porn coupled with the annoying moans, screams and shouting. But please, not so loud. I am trying to concentrate on my favourite TV programme, House M.D.

At Work: How Some Bosses Perceive Their Employees or Vice Versa

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 14:10:00 +0000

Generally speaking, many employees will often perceive that their employers are jerks, or to be precise, some bosses are a pain in the ass. Often do they did not realise, bosses, on the other hand, think that their employees are slowcoach, unproductive, lack of initiative and negative most of the time. Oh well, both parties have always two sides to every story. Sometimes it boils down to one primary factor - misunderstanding or lack of communication or genuine ignorance of personal preferences. Here are so sketchy scenarios on how we, employees are sometimes perceive at work, though it might not be 100% true all the time.

Were born handicapped because we ain't octopus

What's wrong with us having only two hands? Some bosses think that we have five pairs of hands by bombarding us with totally unrealistic workloads. We are deemed as a slowcoach if the work is not delivered on time! How nice I can be if only I can work with my extra "hands" which have been resting under the desk all the time or feeling comfy in those shoes!

Are generally procrastinators

To answer the nature call is something you need to do every time - on and off but to certain bosses, they think we try to make an attempt to sleep in the toilet. Even it did come across my mind, mission impossible! How could a person stand that ammonia-pungent smell, sounds of your next-door neighbour farting due to diarrhea, traces of poo-poo on the floor (yucks) and the misplaced freaking fan is exerting cold air while you're squatting for your big business? LOL.......so plan failed. Unless you're in Donald Trump's office tower. Alright, that will be a total different part of the story.

Like to gossip

They think that we are gossiping and bitching about them when bosses hear some raucous laughter in the office. They must have gotten the idea wrongly because the well-constructed story about his/her got one foot stuck in the toilet bowl while playing Nintendo in the gents or ladies. See.....we only talk about the foot and the toilet not the living object.

Is not loyal

Not that we are perfidious, or traitorous, we respect bosses who deserve it and salute even to the one who will go all the way out to protect his/her team. Hey, do not treat us as your enemy, we are a team. Appreciate your employees no matter what the output is and when we do not follow your words 100% it doesn't mean we are white-anters who slowly undermine you.

Often perceived as irritating

Forget to greet them good morning, they find it rude and disrespecting. Enjoying our panda chocolate biscuit and we do not intend to offer him/her even a piece. Talking in a group is a big no-no because they thought that we accept rumours and embellish it. Have a louder and more hip ring tone than his/her's. Thought we have a real problem with passivity when we cry but the truth is my dog just died!

So all in all, employer and employee often drive each other up the wall. The difference between the peak and the base of the pyramid is always there or else it wouldn't been named as pyramid.

The corporate pyramid - no wonder employees are doing most of the dirty jobs

But still........

Learn.....

To.......

Love......

Your......

Boss!!!!

ROFL.........

Social: Whoa, no way, man! So Many Birthday Babies This Week Only

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:21:00 +0000

My gawd! I think of Facebook all the time. And so do you!! No matter where I go, where I shit, I am so all attached to my phone - to online on Facebook and sometimes Twitter but I seldom tweet. Chirp, chirp! Thank goodness Maxis has formulated a fabulous plan and money saving plans for addicts like me! You wanna know what I do when I am on the toilet seat? LOL....other than shitting, it must be another hand or rather both hands (prevent you guys from thinking otherwise) scrolling up and down the Facebook page. Facebook has always been my special friend when I am feeling disconnected from the outside world. This amazing social networking site has made the world a smaller place (hey, who's that black guy sending me PM?). You get to know who's engaging, getting married, and even the worst, break up. At the same time, it keeps you abreast with friends' updates, whether the girl you hated the most has gone so fat and the girl you gossip everyday in school still never wanted to die!!

Whenever I am on Facebook, I never pay much attention on the birthday notification list because I always thought I should only remember my close friends birthdays or at least pretend that I do remember their birthdays. But as a matter of fact, I can never remember my friends' birthdays until someone approaches and asks me whether I wanna chip in for the pressie. And I will like "Errr....oh yea. I thought her birthday was last year only". Ironically, today I made some progression in Facebook, no, not that Farmville, it's the birthday notification list. To my absolute horror, the damn list is bloody long. At first, I figured I saw the wrong thing. I presumed it must be the April babies. On second glance, hell yes, it is only for this week alone!!! Whoa...so many babies were born in just a week. Miracle! LOL.

It's kinda fun when you flashback to 9 months before you were even born. You are the product of mummy and daddy mini fun project titled "Making Baby". The more they have fun, the more by-products and products they made. From the screenshot itself, I can derive 14 babies were the results of bed activities somewhere between June or July involving 14 couples or to be precise 14 men and 14 women. Whoa...not easy! But why they don't make more male babies? See below....5 out of 14 are chromosome XY, where did the rest go? I think the sperm carrying the Y gen has swam the wrong direction when copulation took place. They must assume the belly button is that "thing". Sad, ain't it? No wonder women are smarter, wiser and stronger than men these days (generally not specifically). Can't you see? They had already lost to sperm carrying gen X when trying to penetrate into the thick ovum membrane wall.

Anyways, Happy Birthday to the April babies for this week. This is the outcome when daddy did not put on his helmet. Mummy thinks daddy's helmet is so uncool. Daddy too...never feel comfortable with the helmet. Mummy and daddy happy without helmet. LOL.

Crapping zone.....

Life: Can Someone Please Enlighten Me On Relationship?

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:32:00 +0000

Are you sure you completely trust men again? Would you be 100 percent certain that he will never lie (exclude the small white lies)? I have been pondering these questions a bit for sometime. I can't say confidently that I can ever trust men again. Of what had happened over some period of time, only did I realised I have a fragile heart. Believe it or not, I have scores of failed relationships in hand which sometimes I did not know how to deal with. How can I recognise the dark side of that man who always have interests at heart for me? Or vice versa. Maybe I am destined to be an old spinster. Well, I can accept that, though. Not that we, modern women these days need to rely on men like those days with women expected to be in the kitchen and men are the sole breadwinner. For some reasons, I am no good in human affectionate relationship (apply to men only). Can someone decode it for me?

Problem #1

He constantly tells lies but will never wanted to admit even when he was caught red-handed! It was a brows-frowning moment when he does not want to admit his acts during and after he was busted. I mean what kind of man will do this if they really love the woman with all his heart? Does he feel overwhelmingly happy and superior when he did that? Please lar. If lying is one of your bestest skill, you should utilize that to the highest degree to cheat money in casino. Oh, of course if you have the brain!

Problem #2

A smart man has always been lusted over but a weak man will always be the most useless bloke. Judging from the deteriorating stability of emotions, here is the crucial time ending the stay with the bloke. Crying for sympathy often will portray him as a needy and weak person. But I will ask you go to hell lor, cause this is very irritating and hair raising experience like a wolf howling over the full moon.

Problem #3

Taking women for granted will only bring disaster in every man's relationship because it is apparent that he does not appreciate what he have. Women have been portrayed as empty status symbols and decorative objects of male desire. Some men just assume all females are equal to those dumb blondes. To them, the intellect part incorporated in us is not arousing so why bother if they do not have inclination towards brainy women? So hor, please do not be devastated when they are female presidents leading the country. Because some men do not have the capability as the women. And oh, the intelligence of a woman is a valuable asset when it comes to the marriage market!

Venting like a mad woman here is not a good idea. I might as well spend my time watching The Sesame Street online. At least they make me laugh and I am not feeling pissed from the top of the entry to the bottom. I was so mad, so mad that I could initiate the volcanic rocks for eruption. But again, I do not expect so much in a guy in a relationship. He only needs to check these boxes:

Check 1: Educated and not a moron of course

Check 2: Accept opinionated and articular woman

Check 3: Emotionally stable - be the real man

Check 4: Respect a woman - no violence against women

Check 5: Has a stable career and financially healthy

Check 6: Mature, trustworthy, astute, and level-headed

Check 7: Average Joe is acceptable

How To: Perfect Guide For New Mummies/Dummies

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:41:00 +0000

It is always not an easy task when it comes to taking care of someone, isn't it? Or even something like pets. I even rushed to the bookstore to buy a manual on how to take care of your cat! But it always didn't work out cause my cat begs for anchovies every single day (on the kitchen cabinet so that you can see him), makes enough damage to my sofas and furniture, and worst of all, he sleeps on our bed. Hell, where are we supposed to sleep? In his bed?????? Pity enough for that, it must be a horrible experience to watch over your own kids. Nuff said! I hate KIDS! LOL. Not always but sometimes to the screaming and crying ones.

When I become a mummy one day, I'd least expect someone must present me a handybook or guides to take care of my child. Funny enough, someone took the liberty to send the manual on how to take care of your child into my mailbox! You must be pregnant. LOL. The best manual I'd ever get in a century and pictures tell a thousand words.

What you see is what you get..........scroll down for more fascinating and creative ideas/ways to manage your kid.

Never shall thou imagine that little thing as a coconut ready to be plucked

For guys, you can do that if you remember to shave your chest hair

The correct way doesn't seem to look correct - no difference between Mr Peeping Tom

No? Why? This is the exact way to train the baby to be claustrophobic, eh?

LOL. Just like the fairy-tale, the mum is expecting a pelican to transport the baby to day care centre. It's not BAD

Ho, Ho, Ho!!! The road is never a safe place. Your eyes got to be covered temporary, honey

Always protect your belongings, so does your baby

Errr, you can't expect Hercules and Popeye to do the YES way. They are way too strong

Haha. I like this the most. He must think mummy is making a mini pool for him. Yeehaa...

Honestly, I thought the NO way was the YES way!!!! My baby will definitely have large nostrils when he is older. Hahhaa

Hahahaha.....LOL LOL LOL. What were you thinking?

The mum must be a retard!!!

Another mentally retarded mum thinks this is sexy for the ah pek opposite the coffee shop to watch

The child's dad must be that Invisible Man

Perfect! We always opt for the most effective and fastest way to get things done. Haha

Be warned - These illustrations are mainly for entertainment purpose only. You don't wanna to be pressed charges under Children Act 2004.

At Work: Oh, C'mon. Why The Fire Drill at My Workplace

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:15:00 +0000

I must say fire drill is pretty much a total waste of time but the worst part is - I cannot reckon the fire drill alarm when it was first set off. I was paying close attention to Facebook...opss....did I just say Facebook? to my quotation of course to be negotiated to some preferential Motorola price (and sometimes it can be insulting). They (the orang atas) always expect the incapable, incredibly naive *wink*, somewhat a moron like me to speak to suppliers in order to get the best out of everything. To generalise it, my boss expects me to have cost savings of 10% monthly. Well.....the figure looks "humble" and "petite", but you'll never get discount from supplier with just a blink of eyes. If yes, I will fly myself to the moon!!! I am not being petty and difficult here as fire drill is meant to be a practise to evacuate the building when fire occurs or other kinds of emergency took place.

Okay, reverting to my topic earlier, I feel like school children ~~running~~ walking out from the plant in uniform lor. Because Motorola has its own Aloha shirt which I strongly think it is exported from Hawaii textile manufacturing industry. LOL. Here's how and why the fire drill is deemed as a futile effort:

And the possible scenarios that might take place

See the two differences depicted in the table? Hell yes. The fire drill procedures will remain as it is cause no one will adhere to the procedures during the actual fire because everyone will be panicky and is not in their right state of mind. The crucial slogan which everyone should embrace when this mishap fall into places - STAMPEDE FOR YOUR LIFE. LOL.

Life: My First and Last Bachelor's Degree Convocation in UUM

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:55:00 +0000

P/S: Something in me triggers me to write this post in Bahasa Malaysia (BM) today. Pardon my poor BM as I have abandoned this language long time ago since I left Form 5. I have always been rather poor in BM especially the peribahasa and simpulan bahasa thingy which I hated the most. And the good news is I need not use BM during my Sixth Form. Phew!!! Can you imagine learning Biology and Chemistry in BM? It's gonna be god damn tough, man. You're not going to like it!!!

Please excuse my BM here because it has been deteriorating since and still deteriorating. Why? Simple. I never planned to beef up my BM skill. LOL. The proof: Read along and you will realise how bad and disastrous it is.

Akhirnya, hari yang dinanti-nantikan sudah tiba. Ibubapa saya tampak sangat beria-ia dan bersedia untuk menghadiri hari yang dianggap hari kebesaran kepada ibubapa yang meletakkan harapan pada anak mereka. Bapa saya pertama kali membeli baju dan tali leher baru sejak perkahwinannya yang berlangsung 25 tahun dahulu. Pada Sabtu lalu, kami sekeluarga bertolak ke Stareast (Bridal House) di Bukit Mertajam (BM) untuk mengambil gambar bertema "Graduation". Bayarannya hanya RM188 (tidak termasuk bingkai gambar dan hanya 5 gambar dipilih) iaitu setimpal dengan kualiti fotografi dan kualiti gambar. Sesi penggambaran itu berlangsung untuk satu setengah jam dan memenatkan. Jurugambar-jurugambar suruh bapa saya membuat gaya macam Superman, Tan Sri, Batman. Macam-macam. Sweat. Gambar belum keluar lagi. Ahad ini kami sekeluarga akan ke studio Stareast untuk memilih gambar untuk dicuci. Kami memang mengharapkan muka kami tidak macam mayat. LOL.

My sister's Mock Graduation Photo. Haha.

Keesokan hari pula, kami bertolak ke UUM pada pukul 10 pagi untuk menghadari Konvokesyen Ke-23, Sesi Pertama yang berlangsung untuk tiga hari berturut-turut dari 27-29 March 2010. Walaupun jubah saya nampak hodoh dan mortarboard terlalu kecil untuk kepala besar saya, ibu bapa saya sangat gembira kerana akhirnya anak mereka sudah graduate. Hari ini juga merupakan hari yang amat bermakna kepada saya kerana inilah hari yang dinanti-nantikan selepas 3 tahun meringkuk di dalam penjara hutan. Walaupun ditemani monyet-monyet sekalian, saya tetap berasa bosan dan tidak bersabar-sabar untuk "berhijrah" balik ke Pulau Pinang. Hehe. Tetiba di perkarangan UUM, saya tidak dapat menahan keinginan saya untuk bergambar di depan Canselori yang cacat dengan tidak terhingganya kerana ini mungkin peluang terakhir saya untuk bergambar di UUM. Walaupun cuaca panas terik, kami sekeluarga masih bergambar di sana sini. Hahahha.

I can barely open my eyes. My eyes looked like Mashi Maro under the scorching sun.

With my family members and behind us is the so-called ugly Chancellery Building

Selepas berpenat bergambar di bawah matahari terik, tiba masanya untuk para graduan berkumpul di Dewan TSO pada pukul 1.30pm. Kedudukan para graduan akan diatur mengikut kursus. Pada masa yang sama, nama First Class students akan dipanggil untuk menerima pingat emas dan sijil emas sebelum masuk ke Dewan MAS. Selepas itu, kami diarahkan untuk masuk ke Dewan MAS mengikut aturan yang disusun oleh staf-staf UUM. Di dalam Dewan MAS, ibubapa dikhususkan hanya duduk di belakang dan atas dewan dan para graduan di tengah manakala staf UUM ditempatkan di barisan hadapan. Scroll kami diterima di atas pentas dari Tan Sri, Pro Canselor UUM. Memandangkan kami merupakan batch pertama dan yang terawal untuk graduate, bilangan graduan kursus Pengurusan Operasi hanya terhad kepada 4 orang. Tetapi saya amat berbangga dan ingin mengucapkan tahniah kepada 3 orang ahli coursemate yang berjaya menamatkan kursus ini iaitu Arul Jothi (First Class), Leong Pei Yee (First Class) dan Aqilah (Second Class Upper). Tahniah!!!

Congratulations to Pei Yee (First Class). Salute, salute, salute

Congratulations to Arul Jothi (First Class). Clap, clap, clap

Bread face again. I need some face lift or Botox. LOL

Sesi pengambilan scroll akhirnya tamat pada pukul 6pm selepas nyanyian "Negaraku" and "Lagu UUM". Time untuk memulangkan jubah!!! And sayonara to UUM.

Me and my sister

Hope the next time I am back is for Master's Degree or PhD. Haha.

I need to down with some 100 plus now. I didn't know writing in BM could be so difficult. Looking at my BM standard, I understand why I do not know how to differentiate kepala and kelapa or bapa dan bapuk.

Entertainment: Worst Hollywood Celebrities Fashion Faux Pas

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 14:16:00 +0000

Golden Globes Awards has just made it into history a few weeks ago but I missed it! Argh...So I made my first attempt to get some glimpses on the award winners until something else actually caught my sight - celebrities fashion offenders! Simon Powell will definitely take the pleasure in giving his downright ugly comments, while Paula Abdul thinks she possessed the hottest body in Hollywood and Randy, never fails to be the good guy.

Anna Paquin

Simon Cowell: What a god-awful lame-gold dress you picked. Is that your mum's? And the shoes.....FAIL FAIL FAIL

Paula Abdul: The dress texture will suit my 70's hot pants perfectly!

Randy Jackson: Please go home. This seems like a mockery of fashion industry.

Julianne Moore

Simon Cowell: What is that? The extremely ugliness of your dress has outdone your ugliness. This is downright ugly!

Paula Abdul: I have to agree with Simon this time. The furry trimmed that drooped down around your shoulders were a disaster.

Randy: Security, please remove this lady from the red carpet.

Elisabeth Moss

Simon Cowell: Opps....both your straps slipped off from your shoulders. Naw....I am just trying to be nice.

Paula Abdul: You gave a hearty laugh!!! LOL

Randy: Even Barbie has a prettier dress.

Tina Feys

Simon Cowell: What's wrong with you, Tina? You're not at a funeral!!! And the weather is fine out there but you don't look fine. Careful, watch out for people. You might poke their eyes by chance with the umbrella spikes!

Paula: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Trying to feature in Rihanna's Umbrella music video? No freaking way!

Randy: I heart went flatlined the moment I saw this shockingly ridiculous dress!

Mariah Carey

Simon: I would say that your dress is gonna explode in 3, 2, 1.....*cover his face with his palms*

Paula: A definite contender for worst dress worn on red carpet.

Randy: Mariah, despite of having an amazing voice, you do not have talent in fashion.

Cher

Simon: Cher, you're cordially being invited to attend my this year's Halloween Party. Do not disappoint me shall you.

Paula: Wow, your gothic get-up makes you like a runway ghost from "Thriller". Well done.

Randy: Next please. *yawn*

Julia Roberts

Simon: Going anywhere, Jul? I didn't know you took up a part-time job in the office.

Paula: Please be quiet, everyone. Our lady boss is storming in in black formal dress.

Randy: Definitely not arousing!!!

Humour: Idiotic Things That Idiot Folks Do

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 07:13:00 +0000

Just for laughter and a dose of endorphin........

No doubt these two stooges play too much computer games......the aftermath - they are addicted

Here's how thou shalt jump when you're hit by a trailer

This boy thinks he is cute if he can pee like a hydrant

Each of the thousands hands of a Golden Buddha statue has an eye on each palm but sometimes things can go wrong - the Golden Buddha statue has a ciggie on each of its palm

Kid: Mum, I saw a real life spongebob over the street there

Mum: Stop jabbering about spongebob all day. He is just a character from a cartoon, honey

Kid: I swear to God I see it, mum. Look!

Mum: Oh! You're right, honey. Just that....he doesn't have shoes!

First Bill Clinton, Then Dr Chua Soi Lek, Later Tiger Woods and Now Jack Neo...

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:31:00 +0000

But the question is, how long will these surprising breaking news last? Their public adulation have cast shadows over their careers? Just because they are well-known, racking up multiple women do not seem good on them but if you put this peccadilloes in an average man, it will serve nothing but nothing. No one will even give a damn whether you are poking a whore, or a random chick. Well, what can I say. Men are programmed evolutionary to sleep around and majority of them are polygamous. Not to say I agree with the idea of polygamy (count me out), but from the evolutionary standpoint, men are like animals. Animals copulate to generate more new generations to deter the species being extinct. So as human. Men bed hopping around to survive and reproduce to exert maximum productions. But there is definitely one thing that human can't be compared to animals that we have moral and ethic values. There are what make us so different from other species as we are able to differentiate the rights and wrongs. Humping the other woman when you have wonderful woman at home is not wonderful at all. Humping the other woman in the backseat of the car is even more heartless as your kids will be sitting at the rear sits on Sundays. Humping the other woman who is 22 years old will not prove that you are a real man because what makes you worth is you already had four children.

Errr....can someone please show me which is my mum? I am so confused. Dad, please help!

Jack Neo is being likened to Tiger Woods when the number of involved women has been escalating. Many people (including fans) think he has been a good husband and leading an impeccable family life and who is supposed to inject some family values with sense of humour in his movies. There was a speculation that he will be selected to run for the next election. If this has been true, it seems like isn't lucky enough to be in that position. While many women cannot accept his infidelity, most men figure this being adulterous is common in entertainment arena, hence, acceptable.

Oh, c'mon, honey. You don't have to hide this panties at the backseat. Awww....thanks but I don't wear kiddie panties. Opsss....

Ever wonder if Jack will make a comeback after his exposed scandalous sex life cool off? Will his fans out there agree if he made a comeback with more folksy humour scenes? I believe most of the people, either Malaysians or Singaporeans will forget regard to his infidelity soon enough to accept him back into the society. He is a talented man and he will be given another chance to prove himself and most importantly he is remorseful over his misdeeds. But, again, he was slammed by the media and netizens when he is contemplating to remake his love affair into a movie. Isn't the current situation is damage enough? Now it's the time you salvage your 27 years of marriage and spend quality time with your family.

Travel: The Marvelous Grand Opening of 5-Star Atlantis Hotel, Dubai

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:49:00 +0000

Lavish, extravagant and breathtaking grand opening of The Atlantis Hotel in Dubai attended by some 2,000 VIP guests was held for four days while Kylie Minogue performed on the first day of the opening. How I wish that I will have the chance to be there! Neh, I am not a VIP, ok. And believe it or not, it gonna burn your account bank book with $35K per night not to mention that is the cheapest room you can get. The $1.5 billion mega resort with 1,539 rooms is the first resort to open on Dubai's man-made Palm Jumeirah island and threw a multi-million dollars on extravagant opening ceremony. Hmph...seems like they aren't feel even a bit affect by the global financial collapsed.

Four Michelin-starred chefs masterminded the food with the help from 500 sous chefs and 1000 waiters.And it is said that the event is celebrated with a feast of 4000 lobsters! Jesus!!! The Atlantis has an aquarium big enough for 65,000 fish and a whale shark. A tank affords guests the chance to swim with a dolphin. Two suites, occupied last night by Theron and Lohan, stretch over three floors, with views directly into the aquarium. Staff said since the hotel began business on September 24, it had enjoyed 80% capacity.

From the outside

From the inside

Life: I Have Complicated Life or I Make It Complicated?

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:13:00 +0000

I have been trapped in this dilemma for too long that I could not even remember when it first started. Many people advise me while I am in a relationship, enjoy the joyous, precious and memorable moment together. Yes, it is true. I could never deny that but love is love. We need to do reality check from time to time. Tonnes of worries clouded my mind when I was thinking to commit myself in a relationship. Friends told me I think too much, colleagues said that just go with the flow, my heart tells me please come back to reality, and, and, and....I am just too confused. Honestly, my thoughts is rather orthodox and so unconventional. For me, I love being fed than to fed.

If I planned to go on a long journey with this guy, I have to consider this:

- his earnings is lesser than mine for now. Yes, for now it's okay but will the figure in the pay check will not increase much or that's it. That's his limitations. Without a preferred education level these days is a disadvantage and of course, your pay will never be good.

- i am pursuing my master's degree in a few months time and I hope (crossing my fingers) to graduate with MBA soon and he is only a high school graduate. Obviously, there is going to be gaps between us - communication, understanding, perception, knowledge, maturity, etc. The question is, will the relationship survive or it will just be another history?

- my parents will never wanted to accept him if his qualification is so much lower than mine. My cousin's wife left him because they weren't level headed. His wife has a PhD whereas he himself only has a basic degree. At times, his wife thinks he does not fathom what she meant and he never gets her right when it comes to understanding.

Do I abandon this relationship or do I foresee everything and proceed?

Will my future be better without him or removing him out from the picture is a better start?

I don't want a househusband in the future, definitely. I want him to be the man of the house and is wise enough to make his own decisions.

Hmph....I make my life complicated isn't it?

Inspirational: A Story of A 2 Legged Dog Named Faith

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:01:00 +0000

A heart wrenching and yet inspirational true story about a dog named Faith. The dog was brought to this world on Christmas Eve on 2002 but something went amiss. He was born with only 3 legs with 2 healthy hind legs and one abnormal front leg. Later, the abnormal front leg has been amputated and Faith has only two hind legs left. Even his mother disowned him.

Faith first owner was contemplating whether to put him under euthanasia thinking Faith will not be able to survive with only two legs. At this point of time, Faith's current owner, Jude Stringfellow, met him and wanted to take care of him. She was determined and wanted to teach the dog to walk by himself with his two legs. And named him "Faith".

As a good start, Jude placed Faith on a surfing board to help him to feel the movement and later she taught him to balance and jump on his hind legs. She used peanut butter to lure and reward him for Faith to stand up and jump around. Other dogs, ironically, did the same by encouraging him to stand on his hind legs. In a short 6 months, Faith is able to balance and jump about on his 2 legs.

After another training in the snow, Faith is now able to walk around on his 2 legs. Faith loves to walk around and he just attracts many people whenever he goes. Similar to an international star, Faith has publicly appeared on the TVs and newspaper.

There is even one book entitled 'With a little faith' being published about him. He was even considered to appear in one of Harry Potter movies.

His present owner Jude Stringfellew has given up her teaching post and plans to take him around the world to preach that even without a perfect body, one can have a perfect soul'.

In life there are always undesirable things. Perhaps one will feel better if one changes the point of view from another direction.

I hope this message will bring fresh new ways of thinking to everyone and that everyone can appreciate and be thankful for each beautiful day that follows.

Faith is the continual demonstration of the Strength of Life.

True Stories: Mum and Son Charged for Sexually Abusing and Murdering A Disabled Woman (Daughter)

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:09:00 +0000

I'd like to share this sad and heartbreaking news to everyone as this offense and sin shall never be forgiven! They shall be punished as long as they still living on this Earth and burn and rot in hell after-life.

Source: www.dailychilli.com

Here is the monster and beast!!!

Eva Cummings should die gazillion times, not as a human, but as an animal or ghost

Luke Wright should be confined and tortured by some psychotic doctors, guards and patients. Please sodomise him as well - with broomstick til his rectum ruptures!!! Yeah

A mother and her son were charged Friday in the death of the woman's 23-year-old mentally disabled daughter who investigators said was repeatedly raped, beaten and scalded and had her face pushed into faeces.

An Erie County grand jury returned a multi-count indictment against 51-year-old Eva Cummings and her 31-year-old son, Luke Wright, both of North Collins outside Buffalo, in a case that was described by Sheriff's Capt. Ronald Kenyon as "horrendous" and "beyond description."

Cummings was charged with second-degree murder for allegedly suffocating Laura Cummings in their home Jan. 21 following years of abuse. Both mother and son face additional charges including predatory sexual assault, unlawful imprisonment as a hate crime and endangering a disabled person's welfare.

Both have been held without bail since their arrests Jan. 30. Arraignment in Erie County Court was scheduled for Monday.

Laura Cummings was repeatedly tied to a chair, all night at times, for the last two years and often with a hood over her head, according to the indictment. She was sodomized with a broomstick, forced to put her face in her own feces, repeatedly beaten and was scalded with water at least twice before she died, the investigation found.

Wright also is charged with several sex offenses, including raping his half-sister, District Attorney Frank Sedita's office said.

Following their arrests, Kenyon said investigators had found evidence of physical and mental abuse going back to 1995 and that the abuse had escalated in the months before her death. The victim's 22-year-old brother told reporters he had been concerned about his sister's treatment and had called county social services agencies from his Air Force base in North Carolina in an unsuccessful attempt to get her removed from the home.

County officials have said confidentiality rules prevent them from discussing individual cases.

"This is a horrifically sad case from many aspects," said Wright's attorney, John Nuchereno, who said Wright himself was "a victim of lifelong abuse."

"There was abuse in that household that had been known for years and years by many, many people and Luke was an unfortunate victim, as was his sister," the attorney said. He described Wright as marginally functional, though more advanced than Laura Cummings, who has been described as having the mental capacity of a preteen. Wright had held jobs mucking stalls or helping plow, Nuchereno said.

Cummings' attorney, Joseph Terranova, declined Friday to comment on the indictment because he had not yet seen it.

If convicted, Cummings faces a sentence of 83 years to life in prison. Her son faces a sentence of 133 years to life.

Places: Top 4 Museums You Should Visit!

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 08:26:00 +0000

THE STATE HERMITAGE, ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA

One of the world's oldest and largest museums, it is a museum of art and culture founded in 1764. It houses 3 millions exhibits (OMFG!) in 6 buildings ranging from prehistoric to modern times.

Click here for more detail www.hermitagemuseum.org

BRITISH MUSEUM, LONDON

Established back in 1753, it is a museum of human history and culture mainly based on Sir Hans Sloane, a physician and scientist, collection. Here is where the famous Discobolus statue and the marble portrait of Alexander of Great nicely positioned.

Go to www.britishmuseum.org for more details.

MUSUEM OF MODERN ART (MOMA), NEW YORK

MOMA's library holds more than 300,000 resources on modern and contemporary arts and this can be explored online. You could catch infamous works such as "Starry Night" by Van Gogh as well as sit back and enjoy a meal in award-winning fine dining restaurant, The Modern.

Explore more at www.moma.org

MUSEE DU LOUVRE, PARIS

One of the largest and most visited museum in the world, it features the world most sought-after painting, Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, the armless Venus De Milo statue and the headless Winged Victory of Samothrace Statue. It houses more than 6,000 painting collections which are oversee by 12 curators! For more details, visit www.louvre.fr

Gathering: Ushering A New Tiger Year 2010

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:21:00 +0000

Location: Aggie's place

Time: 12pm onwards

Date: 16 February 2010

We never miss this place on every 3rd day of Chinese New Year and this is the only spot that I can meet mostly everyone that I have missed catching up with. Nevertheless, we are proud that this is already been part of 'our' tradition. LOL. We share juiciest news here, showing off our supermodel-wannabe talent posing each and every corner of the house (everywhere the same background...haiz), and see almost the same people here. Haha. All in all, I really had so much fun hanging out with my old mates.

MOSTLY ARE

WORKING already lor

QUITE A NUMBER IS

pursuing their MASTER'S DEGREE liao

SOME OF THEM

are engaged/married

VERY LITTLE

is finishing their basic degree

BUT NONE OF US

still learning to FLUSH the toilet yet.....cause we all know how to do this already lah...lol.

BUT BUT BUT....If you're planning to strut down the runway like a supermodel, do not rush! Learning how to pose 101 like these might do the trick. LOL.

Yaya....I know. All are the ugliest pose every created, you say?

Natural Forces: An Enormous Hole Found In Sumatera

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 09:27:00 +0000

Apparently, this biggest diameter hole made ever has been spotted in Sumatera due to the recent earthquake. Lemme bring you to the reality if you cannot go beyond your imagination and you are having a fixated mind.

Is this a close-up shot or it was taken from afar? If you haven't notice already, the chopper's shadow is actually 'in' the hole. So bring your imagination go wild and tell me how big it is.

*Looking into the hole*....."Hello, is anybody home? Are you E.T. dropping us a courtesy visit to make sure all mankind are in the pink of health?"

So deep, oh so deep, yes, indeed it's really deep and DARK.

Dude 1: Hey, friend. Our boss asked us to investigate what is deep down in there. You go first, please.

Dude 2: No no no. I am fatter and have a big bulge which will deter me from climbing down the rope.

Dude 1: Where can. I just sprained my ankle yesterday and I am not fit to perform this task. You go better.

Dude 2: But I think I have dislocated arm while I was trying to play with my kitty this early morning before the earthquake struck.

OH well....can anyone from behind do them a favour by offering them a nice and firm kick in their asses into the hole? LOL....

Relationship: Decipher A Girl's Thought

noreply@blogger.com (Cynthia Kim) — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:07:00 +0000

For the blokes

a) When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

b) When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

c) When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.

d) When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.

e)When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.

f) When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

g) When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

h) When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.

i) When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....

For the ladies

a) Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

b) Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

c) Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses
your forehead.

d)Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

e) Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

f) Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

g) Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '

For couples/singles out there, I wanna take this opportunity to wish you guys "Happy V-Day." Don't forget to reveal your feelings to your secret admirers, express yourself to your significant half, express how you feel towards your special ones on this special and meaningful day.