My Nepal My Pride

attack on sports

2009-03-05T16:42:00.000-08:00

On this third of this march there was a vicious attack on the cricket team of srilanka that was headed for the stdium of therir game with host country pakistan. several policemen lost their life but non of players were dead but two of the player got gun shot on therir body. The spotsmkan of this game is treated a hero in their

sardar jokes

2008-06-10T15:13:00.000-07:00

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "How poetic"
Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at a bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker, single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch, single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh, married"
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Boss : I am giving you the job as a driver. STARTING salary is Rs.2000/-. Is that o.k?
Sardar : You are great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian calls up sardar and asks " Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, and angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written..... BC1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read:
AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: What is your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am a Ph.d.
Interviewar : What do you mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitabh Bacchhan : In which state does the river Cauvery flow?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS

And we Wonder why Teachers get Headaches?

2008-05-28T10:48:00.000-07:00

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George!
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
Willy: Me!

Substitute Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Billy: No, I'm Billy Anderson.

Teacher: Alfred, how can one person make so many mistakes in one
day?
Alfred: I get up early.

Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
Student: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Student: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have
to keep yours.

Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

Harold: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Harold: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." That's what I
did.

Teacher: Bob, I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Bob: I hope you didn't either.

Gary: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.

Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your
son.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

Hygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
Jose: Don't bite any.

Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say "I am."
Ellen: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: Max, use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a
sentence.
Max: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defence
before detail.

Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Junior: You said it was my lunch money.

Teacher: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you
have?
Sasha: A new bike.

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for
another, how many dollars would you have?
Vincent: One dollar.
Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Vincent (sadly): You don't know my father.

Teacher: If I had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the
other, what would I have?
Class Comedian: Big hands!

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"

How much feasible? Free secondary education

2008-05-14T18:07:00.000-07:00

All Nepal National Free Student Union (ANNFSU), the student wing of CPN (Maoist) now opining that free eduction up to grade X is not feasible in Nepal in immediate future. Who didn’t know about that it’s not feasible. The government in past they were not able to appoint teacher in government school. At those time they are the one who sold this dreams of free eduction to nepali population.

99 Facts about Guyz

2008-05-13T17:21:00.001-07:00

It has been long since I last posted a good forwarding as my post, and this time the rocking one

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and

presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not

thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first

usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they

always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad

characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. .......dont think so

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have

one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is

drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this

makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never

mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are

thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands......yeh rite - watever.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when

they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're

asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like

you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".

......so true.

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message

clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of

roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean

that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the

earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let

him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much

pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his

problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen

to him. You don't need to give advice.......very true.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

.......sumtimes.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get

the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight

does!......very true.

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too

possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard

for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke

up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved

with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's

too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be

matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more

than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their

girlfriends.....sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll

probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,

"Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him....very important.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but

court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure

unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a

girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ....they love u regardless.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!......true but

only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of

rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be

surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than

attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is

about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable

decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds

them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,

they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn

to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already

thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at

fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed by you or he's criticizing

you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,

give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another

chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at

you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your

boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your

boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read

and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front

of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just

for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only

flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him

praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ......sumtimes.

99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your

relationships

Koirala's vow

2008-05-10T13:34:00.001-07:00

“I admit that it was my inactiveness which resulted in the NC’s debacle” The PM Koirala opined these statement. how much ashamed he would be if he had known that 16 of family members and relatives are lost in this constitution assembly. And he said that he was inactive, how much active he can get at this age. He had already nominated his daughter as his successor giving her the post of vice prime minister. It's not the family members that he is appointing as the candidates, better appoint active party members as the candidate next time but it's too late.
"Koirala has vowed that he would work for the party’s overall interests till he is alive". Let's see what Koirala will do for his party. till now he is doing what his family member interested.

we 2 mind about global warming

2008-05-10T11:55:00.000-07:00

Being relieved by scarcity of LPG in Nepalur country the development BUT i shouted about it, that's just

MVP of NBA

2008-05-08T17:06:00.000-07:00

yesterday, the highlight in the sport column of newspaper was the most valuable player of national basketball association.

Reality TV shows

2008-05-08T16:50:00.000-07:00

Reality TV Shows are the love in the idiot box I love to watch. There are many shows like that but those related with travel, food, and art are just of few I long to watch. chris angel's mind freak, Fear factor, Top chef, Pimp my ride, and Indian Idol ended few months are the shows i never missed. I love the expression of participant whether it's of joy or anguish, fear or victory, they all are real. The more I watch, more i fell in loe with these reality tv shows. In my list, the show called Dirty jobs in Discovery channel is the newest.

thoughts..

2008-04-25T06:35:00.000-07:00

And for the people like us, Nepalese, famously known as The Gurkhas should think more on this issue concerned with environment or briefly say nature. the best landscapes bestowed as the gift by mother nature. The snow leopard and musk deer on snowy land and one-horned rhinoceros and Asiatic tiger still care freely roam on this divine land. the land that still relies on its forest for fuel, unaware of rising petroleum fuel prce and global temperature. the land where songbird still sings on the break of dawn forgetting the noise of suicide bombs and forgiving all those culprits.

What’s next?

2008-04-22T19:59:00.000-07:00

After the 12 years of warfare, the communist party of Nepal who loves to tag themselves as Maoists are in uprise once again but this time not through the bullet but rather with the public support through ballot. They got exact 50% of the allocated seats i.e. 120 seats out of the 240 seats. Not only that they also got maximum votes in proportional representation. Now, it’s not the matter how they got these much amount of votes. But there’s the point for suspicion because the capital city having so much of facilities cast vote around 37 thousands but remote place in gorkha, a candidate won by 40 thousands votes. Isn’t it wonderful that people of gorkha are so much enthusiast about the election of this constitutional assembly. They are in majority right now, they got what they need but can they deliver what people of Nepal need. Though politics, poll, and parties had been talk of the nation for last 2 years, what people over here need is road, drinking water, electricity. It’s payback time, can they pay along with interest. Anyways wishing all those who want to make neo-Nepal all the best.

Maoist hits tabloid again

2008-04-14T14:00:00.000-07:00

120 seats out of 240 seats and the numbers continue to grow in the flash script in every news channel of Nepal. Everyone who is interested in politics of world might be acquainted with this jaw breaking news from Nepal. The extremist in my view the communist party of Nepal (Maoist)

AIR MICROBIOLOGY

2008-04-14T12:04:00.000-07:00

This tittle is not actually suited for this blog but still i am writing something about this topic, this topic hit my mind when i search for this tag in google I found many results and among some top five I click one of the page and read soem information on it. I found the more adsense attachment than the amount of information that i needed and unbelieveably it was of page rank 2 and i asked one of my cyberfreak friends how it was possible being top in the google rank that too with page rank too. and he replied with crooked smile and said my friend that's called exchanging the traffic in the www world page ranking it important but exchanging the traffic is better way to geting in top.

My sponsors

2008-03-04T10:23:00.000-08:00

Many of my friend insist me to publish my blog in own domain but this is my learning ground where i bruised my knees and by blogging in another domain may break it's heart. WHOSE???/ of this blog..... boy you gone cyberfreak now it's hazardous to get an emotional attachment with pages in cyberspace that are being hosted by others and i don't even know the where abouts of that person.

Phheew post, new post

2008-03-04T09:36:00.000-08:00

Life took turn so did my thinking pattern, knew about things but can't jot down iwth the help of paper and ink. my fingers craves for keyboard even to note few word. really it's been long that relation between my fingers and pen is faded. it's been hard to think once again with paper and ink

Business insurance

2008-03-04T09:27:00.000-08:00

One of my distant relatives visits twice a year to collect the premium of my life insurance plan. when i was a kid I felt that he's just after the money of my father. Now in this devastating condition of my business it backed up me. No matter what's the name is and my view of insurance is now changed. In our country life is the only thing that is insured, I don’t know about other but I have get myself insured and got benefit too. For me there was no other insurance other than life insurance. But as I grew little older my desires grew too. So many things to own and much is to be insured. And I know it’s because of unknown but certain fear inside the mind.

But when I heard of "Business Insurance", I ponder: is there any? But now I got this chance of blogging on this title, I learned more insurances dealing with different business and services. From factory and manufacturers to contractors and shops, the food and beverages business cannot be neglected, and all are prone to met an accident in various fashion, So, all of these and more should be insured, it not only save from any calamities that might occur in future. Insurance boosts the confidence of business man in commerce. The one who got is business insured doesn’t hesitate to take chance or lead without any fear of loss or destruction. Insure your business and gain safety.

What is the good gift?

2008-03-02T14:14:00.000-08:00

When ever the it's the give gift, i always ponder on appropriate gift for the one who's getting it. and i have never given a good gift to anyone and I am bad at choosing the good one. But still I try to give varieties so that I can know the choice of receiver which might help in choosing the gift in coming futures. and in this process of exchanging the gift (love to receive than to give........... who don't?)I sometimes found money as a gift while giving or receiving, it helped in many odd situation. now that i found working online, this aspect of surprising someone is more pronouned.
We sometimes have 5 dollars less in our account while buying the proper gift online store . and i asked help to one of my friend instead of sending money he send me a coupon and i got 5 dollars discount instead. now that's some kind of great gift. now I started giving coupons and deals as a gift to my ebuddies, cellphoneshop deals to the freind who's asking me some mount in order to by cellphone, szul jewelery coupon to his newly married wife.

Something about Streptococcus

2008-03-02T13:09:00.000-08:00

Streptococcus

They are found in varing lenthg of chains ,
are Mouth Flora
catalase –ve, oxidase -ve
The are normally found in normal human b;ing and animal as thront and mouth flor. Sorme are
True primary pathogens. Eg Streptococcus Pyogens, Strp. Agalacti.. in thh beginning of classification of enterococci was also allowed to accommodate in this group. It was thought that Group D streptococci (Strep faecalis) is now kept in Enterococci,
Normally found in intestine.
When grown in Mac Conkey , Group D Strep gives pink colour coloney
Is of public health importance,
Indicator of water pollution with faecal matter.

Classified into different groups

Streptococcus faecalis, S. hominis

α hemolysis : green tinge, Streptococcu dysgalacti, Streptococcus pneumoniae

β hemolysis: clear zone, Streptoccus pyogens, Streptocuccus agalacti

∞ hemolysis: non hemolytic, Streptococcus faecalis, S. hominis

Credit cards for Bad credit

2008-02-28T18:27:00.000-08:00

It's reality that noone lend money or some credits to the person having bad days financially. It comes to the people who are unaware of what's next they have to do with the money on their hand like and uninvited guest they puzzle you, but there's still one site that offers a good news credit cards for bad credit

Really Time for Sleep

2008-02-26T15:35:00.000-08:00

I never new what's the real time to sleep, or say precise time to sleep. Being an long time insomniac or habituated with nocturnal community and niche I set my biological clock 12 hour up or down i don't know but this is the first buzz about anything for the month of february. It's entititled Faux Leather Beds. Feels good but anybody can buy me a good night sleep. Ain't nowbody can buy me that i know that's for sure.

Actually this imprint on the bed foam insist me to blog about this website but when i surf this site i found more than a bed in it. Still thankful for this time4sleep.com just for the glimpse of bed that hundreds of pound sterling for sleep that allow you sound sleep with this picture hahahaha funny It's a blog by sleep deprived insomniac.

flu threat once againin indiansubcontinent

2008-02-06T09:17:00.000-08:00

the recent breaking news in the public healkth is spread in wext bengal reagion of india, in hte recent past week thouseand of died and the the bladd analyiss was found to be ......

Famous Cancerians

2008-01-31T11:53:00.000-08:00

Henry VIII
Rembrandt
John Quincy Adams
Henry David Thoreau
Ernest Hemingway
James Cagney
Jack Dempsey
Ingmar Bergman
Louis Armstrong
Sir Edmund Hillary
Ringo Star
Jyoti Basu
Amrish Puri

Cheap Tickets

2008-01-31T11:51:00.001-08:00

cFares when I first browsed this site to write something about it, I have an impression of a ticketing site that offers cheap tickets for the flight to the different destinations of world but it's true and more than that as it provides this in just a click of mouse
Just for my consolation, I wanted to check the airfares from Kathmandu to Dubai (in my knowledge, it’s the most frequent flight from Tribhuvan International Airport) I found it cheaper than the fares offered by local travel agents. And the fare offered by cFares is lot more cheaper than travel agent fares. (Travel sites fares $324, cFares $290 after rebate). Isn't it cheaper? Anyone with knowledge of digit can calculate that. But one points to be remember is cFares manages the ticket around the globe but offers rebate to its Platinum member, there are more benefits signing in as platinum member.

The amount $50 per year anyone can replenish in the flight by getting the rebate more than $50. The benefits I mentioned are well depicted in the above figure. cFares is more than a traveling site or ticket booking site as it connects lowest fares direct from major travel sites, airlines, and wholesalers; offering the traveler exclusively below market fares, furthermore adding up to the delight enabling us to bid for our range of airfare if one exists in market over the days to come.

In the home page of cFares.com there is widget box, where one can search for the available flight and its fare by putting up the data, and information like trip (round, one way. Or two way), destination, dates of take off and landing. And the fares they provide can be compared with other who are often regarded as some of the best in business like Orbitz, Hotwire, and Cheapoair.

"A Costco for fares" as seen in MONEY magazine or "BEST In Airfares" as seen in Travel + Leisure, whatever is said or written about this site is well noticed and acclaimed but in my research and studies performed while ticketing cFares offers fares the below market price. Sign up and upgrade yourself as the platinum member, maximize your benefits, get the cheap tickets and minimize your traveling cost, and be the travel with the comfort taking the luxury of the one who is top in ticketing trade, that's cFares.com.

Inauguration of infotech

2008-01-30T10:18:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, when the "Infotech" was being inaugurated, I was attuned doing my own things with my gal and some pals. It was fourteenth edition of "Infotech" organized by Computer association of Nepal. In the fashion that this globe has turn technological aligned in some sort of a common power grid: the technology that took this world to such a height of economic and social development lifted in such viewing these all technological advancement this is the response to the so called policy makers and politicians that we nepali too are not in the situation to neglect importance and necessity of technology in this stream of social and economic transformation. Though some parts of the globe reached to the pinnacle in this information technology, but it’s the “CAN” infotech that brought me to the fascinating world of information or say introduced Nepal to the global community of internet. So, I personally grateful to the fete of computer and gadgets organized by Computer Association of Nepal.

Free the drone

2008-01-24T08:41:00.000-08:00

The finance blog free the drone has posted the post entitled seasonal sales on clothing. The blog is all about finance, investment, and make deals. It's not like another blog in the web with the tag of monetize your blog or Make money from home. I can read a guy who is out there to earn something from any thing he spend.