Sex 2 Sensex

2013-07-12T15:10:00.000+05:30

Nothing, and I repeat nothing in life is more tough than making a decision! And by that I do not mean choosing one dish over the other from a menu card or deciding whether the pink dress looks better than the green (though I have severe problems in that area as well!!). No matter how much you plan,chalk out your life and course of action, life always finds a way of getting back at you by putting you at crossroads. The worst part? When both the options in front of you have advantages you can't ignore. Here I am, seemingly happy and comfortable at home, pursuing a course that is not so demanding . On the other hand, there is this opportunity that is going to be extremely hectic,challenging,at times frustrating but has better prospects (so it seems!). The biggest challenge in this case is that I have to step out of the comfort of my home, stay in an unknown place with unknown people and try to find a direction. Every motivational writer, be it Robin Sharma or Paulo Coelho tells you to "follow your dream"!!!! Now is there anything more vague than that? What if I don't know as yet what my dream is? What is it is not one sure and certain goal? Coupled with this is the parental angle which ranges from, "why don't you do a Ph.D?" (like it depends on my will!!) to "How about MBA?" (or CA,IAS,UPSC etc etc). All I know is that I love to write, read anything and everything and to a certain extent, teach. None of these are clear,concrete career paths and hence involve a lot of struggle! Staying at home,I am too comfortable..I don't take any risks. I don't really have to prove my worth here, everything is tailored according to my needs. This opportunity may not turn out to be great, it may well be a disappointment, but I will at least have tried. In all probability this decision will not be a fantastic solution to all my doubts and uncertainties; but I hope it will make me fight, learn by trial and error and give me some peace. This is my decision today, maybe I will regret it want to change it tomorrow - but if not now,then when?

The big business of serving children’s needs - Business Line

2013-03-26T12:12:00.001+05:30

The big business of serving children’s needs - Business Line

Just catching up...

2013-03-24T12:58:00.002+05:30

Its always difficult to begin where you had left...and by that I don’t just mean Madhuri Dixit with her innumerable attempts at a comeback!! So, I'll not even try to sound like Trisha two years back! Infact, looking back now, I find my posts to be so childish...but then isn't that everybody's story?
A lot has changed in these two or three years..for starters Orkut (which gave us our first brush with e-friendship) has become extinct! Our life today depends on facebook - be it cryptic status msgs(ensuring atleast 10-15 frnds inquire what the matter is) or displaying cute, beautiful, even bizarre photos(often clicked solely for posting on fb) or making support groups - fb is everywhere(Pratik's trying to promote the blog on fb as i write this!!).
Also, if you stay in West Bengal or have any interest in the region, you will know that it is in the process of becoming London atleast in terms of crumbling flyovers (“London Bridge is falling down, falling down, my fair LADY!!) Life in general has become a lot more complicated. I have been pursuing my post-grads in English while Pratik has been learning the tricks to be a manager (MBA,ofcourse!). What remains the same however is our funny, quirky take on people, situations and life in general.
This time however we plan to entertain not only with masala stories from personal experiences, but commentaries on everything from fab food and movies to serious social issues...i.e,Sex 2 Sensex in every sense (wait,does't that sound like a tongue twister??) Stay tuned to get refreshed and stimulated. Keep Reading!!

NEP(National Economic planning) Presentation Script.

2011-07-10T01:56:00.000+05:30

The wait is over.... the blog is back J

For starters I will be posting my script for National Economic Planning(NEP) which fetched me 81 marks, it was conducted by Prof. Sray Agarwal.

The topic is “Politicians should be asked to work for free”(Against the motion).

“Only a ghost can exists without materialistic property, Only a slave can work with no right to the product of his effort”.

They say Politicians should not be paid, okay than lets not pay them. There are about 543 member of parliament, each getting Rs. 50,000 as their basic salary, thus it amounts to Rs. 32 crores annually. Whereas revenues from direct taxes alone stood at Rs. 3,71,000 crores for the financial year 2009-10, its 0.008% for handling the lives of 1.2 billion people and still they don’t pay them.

The Governor of California gets $165,000 ,a humongous amount, but wait he presides over a budget of 150 billion dollars that’s 7.5 lac crore rupees, and still some say handle such an economy for free.

The main argument that the opposition has given us is that Politics is a social obligation, those who join politics should treat it as a social service, hence work for free. Mamata Banerjee, immediately after winning the west Bengal elections, one of her first statement was the state is in a financial crisis, but she has too look for the means to pay her ministers. Amit Mitra, was a former FICCI general secretary, he used to earn 49 lacs per annum, he treated the finance ministry as a profession. You expect people like him to join politics, if you pay them nothing.

They say, politicians are corrupt, if they are corrupt, govt. Officials are also corrupt, police officials, corporate bodies, all are corrupt, We don’t discuss their salaries, Why such hypocrisy ?

It might mean two things, first being politicians are corrupt and useless, the other being politicians do manage on their own. If politicians are useless, I don’t think we should discuss “they should be paid or not”, we should discuss the political system, I say there should be no political system at all, let there be no democracy, only demonocracy, let their be no waving off loans to the farmers, let the children die of hunger (no mid-day meal schemes),no infrastructure, no banks, no highways, no hospitals...... If you mean that the politicians can manage on their own, we are actually pushing them into more and more corruption, Instead we should say that politicians should be paid more and more salaries that they don’t ever revert back to corruption ever again.

I ask a very simple question, “ Will you work for a social organization for free, for five years?”... If the answer is no, “Will you work, if you are paid ?”

The social organization is nothing but politics my dear friend, thus if mba graduates like us, refuse to join politics for “free”, how can we think of the betterment of the country..

At last, I would like to quote, Ayn Rand from the book “Atlas Shrugged”,

“You exist for the sake of avoiding punishment, We exist for the sake of earning rewards, Threats will not make us function, Fear is not our incentive, It is not death we wish to avoid, But life we wish to live.”

Thank You.

DOSTANA --- FRIENDSHIP/GAYISM ????

2009-05-16T11:23:00.000+05:30

It was an usual day..nothing happening,life boring,nothing that can be called "Fun". So decided to visit Sayan. He lives about 15 k.m from my house, so drove in.Reaching his place, Scanned his computer, he said, there is nothing new, the same old stuff. I just went to the tools menu unchecked the hide button, and wholaaa Nothing new indeed..the same old "universal truth" lol.

We decided to have the lunch outside,which is nothing new for us.So drove to Dunlop which is another 10 k.ms i guess. On reaching the place, I saw the highway that leads to the airport huh.. Skipped the lunch at Dunlop took the highway. And that's "fun" driving at 100 odd k.m/hour and and that too in the wrong way lol. We realized, there isn't any roads that could lead us on the right track. So after driving a few k.ms, we saw this platform that stood on the middle of the road. So Sayan and me literally showed the true man power,lifted the bike, put the bike on the right track, quite a task.. 100 we goo./...!!!!

Reached the airport, scanned some really good eye candy and left towards our destination - FOOd.. Sher eh punjab... Had the heavenly tANDOORI CHICKEN. Sayan asked what about vodka, I left my temptation behind, "No sir..have to drive on the highway.."
After having the awesomest food,just outside the restro we saw a gay couple,gosh man,and that too they started hitting on us. We thought we don't look like gays man,but Sayan as usual was into some mischief,he started "Dostana"with the change of hand movement, and the way he was talking to me in front of them,i understood what he was hinting at.And I became John with poor acting, but enough to fool the couple. Sayan sat back,i rode the bike(as usual)and he became cosy and that was really terrible,then but fun when I think about it now. So when they were out of sight,gave this huge red face to him.And we were back to normal sexual life which we share,that is only dostana(that actually means friendship,don't gribble your dirty mind,lol).

P.s - Having a bad day..??? Visit your best friend..You won't regret it.. :)

Why Parents Go Mad ?

2009-05-05T16:15:00.000+05:30

A Mother passing by her son’s bedroom was astonished to see that
his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow
that was addressed to ‘Mom’ With the worst premonition she opened the envelope
with hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion… Mom she’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don’t worry Mom. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,

Your Son Paul

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at Dustin’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my center desk drawer.
I love you. Call me when it’s safe to come home.

P.S - LOL Lol This isnt written by me,but as soon as I read it,I just couldn't stop myself posting this in my blog.

Changing Attitudes of our Universities

2009-04-04T17:28:00.000+05:30

As a student I would like to talk about politics in universities which I have been following after clearing my plus 12 exams. I could have talked about national politics but for that I will require a lot more information and being a lazy person as my friends know, I am bit scary of taking the long route.

"Universities, are no longer ivory towers. They were meant to remain above politics, but are very at the very centre of it." - Deepak Nayyar former vice chancellor of Delhi University.

It is true that our universities are now at the heart of a grim and fractious political scrabble, which has pushed our most prominent deans and academians into exchanging terse, political one-on-ones with our politicians. I have witnessed it very closely during my 6 month student life in Goenka college (one of the Kolkata's prominent college). The path to this state of affairs has been a long way down. Early on, India's educational institutions were at the centre of our most positive iconography - our universities were a source of great pride, which gave Indians, as Nehru said a franker look and straighter back. Forty years on, India centered the 90's in the midst of massive protests against caste based system which was eventually implement recently. The way the protests over the role and control of our universities have protrayed on comments "Its not democracy, Its democrazy".

I personally thought that passing out from ISC approved instituition I would be better off when I land in universities, but on the contrary I was caught up in the beauracratic sink hole of our universities. It is very clear to all that our education system has become inert and incapable of adapting to a rapidly evolving economy, and its best universities are in danger. Their weaknesses have become particularly critical with the rise of the knowledge economy, and as India's legions of youngsters enter instituitions that seem less and less capable of giving them what they need. As a result students are going overseas for higher education. This trend was started with silicon valley revolution when Indian masterminds went to States to get good jobs. Contrary to that situation at present we have far more educated brains (in percentage) going, and/or willing to leave the shores, not only for better lifestyle but for standard education. We students complain about the competion in domestic market which have grown immensely as compared to 50 years ago, but the attitudes of our government have not changed a bit. They still use age - old methods, the syllabus of West Bengal board is still the same, my uncle and most probably my grandfather had studied the same subjects and same syllabus as people of my generation is studying. The embarassing thing is that students are still using age old books in which the measuring unit is pounds, which was abolished since India became a republic state.

In Kolkata, BESU, Presidency college and Jadavpur Uni are always under police scanner. Either there is student clashes or there is a student's strike against the system. These protests hardly bring any changes and the student clashes generally bring student in the headlines but not the agenda.

Guys you all know that the general election is extremely close and the demographic structure suggests that 50% of the voters are in the age group of 18 – 35. We must ensure that we vote for the best leader, not based on the ideologies of a particular political party. Having said that I don’t think there are any who we can vote for, hence we should abolish this voting system. If we do not vote no one will be elected. Or one of us can take the charge to lead. I really hope Pratik the owner of this blog to stand up and lead the countrymen. He has got leadership qualities and with good support he can change this bloody system. We citizens want changes to this current structure, the government runs under gandhi’s and nehru’s philosophies and ideas, which I personally think is obsolete in this global and digital age.

The choice is yours guys!! Make it or break it.

Warm regards

Aniruddh

P.S. Elections and our universities

2009-02-24T21:59:00.000+05:30

Well Ankur Gattani,an iim graduate,an entrepreneur is a gtalk friend. Well when he changed his status to - "Getting Political, Working with BJP! Wanna Join?". I thought I have a companion to debate ,as me a Congess supporter. Soon, i realized our ideologies may be different but we both want our nation to go miles...

me : hey ankur, r u kinda free i just wanted to ask you some questions?

ankur.gattani: ask.

will respond a lil slowly though

ok?

9:01 PM me: yaa ok

well wanted to ask about your political purpose

is it personal or it means business

9:02 PM ankur.gattani: personal

me: ok so are you secular by nature..

ankur.gattani: am an atheist actually

me: nd i m really sorry if i m bothering u like stupid journos

ankur.gattani: but yeah, adequately secular

9:03 PM me: yaah so bjp doesnt believe in secularity nd you are kool with it

9:04 PM ankur.gattani: well. you wanna debate this right now?

me: if u have time

9:05 PM ankur.gattani: see, quickly speaking, the original thought of 'hindu nation' as professed by bjp and other saffron groups

is more of a cultural nationalism

than religious one

yes, there's division

yes, there's hatred in different layers of society

and no one did anything to build the bridge

9:06 PM congress ensured that muslims were treated differently..

so the vote bank lasted

me: well bjp rather nda includes ram sena...

which boosts of hindu culture

ankur.gattani: get yoru facts bro

ram sena fielded 83 candidates against bjp in last elections

me: well the facts are correct..i think

yaa if bjp had any chances of coming into power

me: it wouldnt be without help of ram sena

ankur.gattani: it's a bunch of disgruntled ex bjp guys

me :nd the gujrat riots

by our own narendra modi

to gain the vote bank of hindus

was so fair

me: well yeh i read the hot shots of corporate industry want modi as the p.m

ankur.gattani: this is not about that

anyway

no one around is perfect

9:19 PM no party's full of angels

bjp, when in center.. had behaved fairly responsibly

me: yaah india wud rather grow at 10 but with the expense of blood bath

ankur.gattani: and gujrat.. in 7 years.. hasn't had any further bloodbath

9:20 PM me: further nice term buddy

ankur.gattani: and that matter itself is in the courts

those guilty shall be taken care of.

me: u murder once...nd u dnt murder for the next 7 years so all your guilt is now white washed

yaah rite

nd the babri masjid

9:21 PM ankur.gattani: every saint has a past.. and every sinner a future.

if you look at the mass mobilized during babri masjid issue

and the way mulayam singh had opened fire on the people

9:22 PM I'm not proud of the whole thing, but I don't feel apologetic about it.

being hindu

and having religious sentiments is not a crime

me: well 1 doesnt need to be proud of doings nd at the same time be sorry

9:23 PM its the loss of country men...

jab khud be bithti hai tab pata chalta hai

ankur.gattani: well. perhaps.

me: chalo i dnt say anything about bjp

9:24 PM just wanted to ask you why not congress

i dnt see anything wrong done by it in the last 5 years

except attacking pak

ankur.gattani: no wrong.. isn't all right

me: nd kiilling lakhs of innocent people

9:25 PM ankur.gattani: who killed lakhs of ppl?

me: india growin at 9 a record isnt right

no 1 did

i mean the whole of anti congress wants it to attack pak

nd destroy it

9:26 PM farmers gettin loan waiver

indo nuclear deal

mid day meal scheme

ankur.gattani: dude, it would be naive to believe that anyone wanted to attack pak

politically, diplomatically it's an unwise thing to do

any responsible person. wouldn't do it

and do you realize what loan waivers mean...?

me: well the opposition wants to react right

ankur.gattani: all those farmers.. who tried hard..and paid off their loans

9:28 PM felt stupid for having done so

coz the others.. got away without paying

me: i mean wants the party in powert to react nd do smething

ankur.gattani: so now imagine the state of further loans

that'll be given to these farmers

nwo that there's a precedent of waivers

make a whole community of workers lazy, and dependent on you.. so tehy keep getting you back to power

me: well hehe...

9:29 PM lazy rather getting sucided

farmers lazy they never are

ankur.gattani: yeah

why not.

me: being generous doesnt mesn to make ppl lazy

ankur.gattani: and well, there are options between things

9:30 PM including support prices and other things

loan waivers.. are a slap in the face of those who took loan repayment seriously

and now the whole farmer finance process.. will be screwed up

don't invest in infrastructure

9:31 PM or build processes that will get growth

me: well hey it was waived for one time and in the existing market scenario

where farmers where highly in debt

ankur.gattani: spend trillions.. on waiving off loans

and make ppl happy

so they keep coming back to you

me: nd could never repay them back

ankur.gattani: and you keep doing it again

me: atleast the party encouraged them to lead a new liufe

life

ankur.gattani: how simple. isn't it?

9:32 PM me: so u want them dead...

the per capita income declines

ankur.gattani: sorry dude. if you're only gonna talk in extremes

me: they be in further disturbance

ankur.gattani: i have no debate further.

me: well as u said difference in opinion

9:33 PM ankur.gattani: the naivete of the intelligent.. is an unfortunate thing to happen in a democracy.

they give you a story

you buy it happily

after 50 years of rule

me: i could say the same thing brother

ankur.gattani: why is farmer suicide a situation in teh first place?

me: u buyed the story of bjp workers

9:34 PM who might are using your website to promote their campaign

well u can ask your leaders

nd judge the numbers

wen bjp was in power

9:35 PM ankur.gattani: what numbers?

farmer suicides?

me: numbers of farmer suicide during bjp rule

ankur.gattani: dude 50 years of rule and 5 years of tenure

adn if you were to blame bjp for it.. then well. what do we say!

9:36 PM anyway. individual debates can go on and aon

i'm on the task to set right whatever i feel is wrong with the bjp.. and though i believe congress is a gone case.. you're most welcome to try your luck changing it for the better!

9:37 PM me: change will come

ankur.gattani: who rahul gandhi ?

me: yeah with the same party tht is congress

u can go thru cnn ibn for further details

ankur.gattani: well, my indian heart would love to believe so

me: the exit polls nd all

ankur.gattani: And I so love the media!

9:38 PM me: and you are one of them

ankur.gattani: me.. one of media eh?

that i am.

not looking at the world with colored glasses though

9:39 PM brainwashed hi sahi.. at least, am not being paid to talk what i am talking.

me: hehe

yeh right

wellme still as student i beleieve

watever i see

nd i m sad i dnt get paid

9:40 PM for volunteerin my love for my party

ankur.gattani: i like your spirit dude.

me: not all are lucky like you brother

ankur.gattani: lets not get into personal battles here

both our objectives are for the country

you choose your route

i choose mine

i have nothing against you

9:41 PM and wouldn't prefer personal attacks

me: nothing personal

its just my love for my nation

ankur.gattani: the remark previous to this, showed where you stand mate.

me: it was just an answer

ankur.gattani: you win or i do, the nation must stands to gain.

stand*

9:42 PM polarize people

me: that is the only remark of yours0 i truly believe in

ankur.gattani: so the SPs and the Lefts.. don't dictate terms to UPA.

and I'll try stopping Jaylalitas from harming the NDA

9:43 PM as for the factual comparisons

me: well i will be noble..nd truthful by sayin

i cant stop any1 from doing anything

ankur.gattani: they'll flow in..

soon.

but as i said

me: yaah wen i m old enuf...nd by luck nd hard work if i do get some power

ankur.gattani: tehre are no blacks and whites

me: would see my country shines

9:44 PM nd stays at the top of the world

ankur.gattani: get in.. and see the system the way it works

perahps, will help knowing it better

me: yaah i joined the so called student politics

nd hated it

ankur.gattani: now you can imagine what it's like outside

9:45 PM choices.. are made not on merit

but all kinds of other parameters

me: well to be truthful i joined the sfi

ankur.gattani: which is what?

9:46 PM me: were "dadas" were nothing much than

preached the "big grand old dadas"

so hated it much more

i wish i wasnt in bengal

well but i like it here

9:47 PM i just wish i can see bengal rising with my country

nd help that in doin so

ankur.gattani: well

most circumstances won't give you enough scope to play with things

and rome shall not be built in a day

me: true

9:48 PM well i hope i didnt piss u off

ankur.gattani: except one remark, you were fine.

me: well me kinda bachcha

still learning

Well this is just a zist of a long long convo, i dont know how you people will react to this,and I don't care if believe in my ideologies or of Ankur's. I would just like to ask a question," If the youth, doesn't stand and do something for this country,who will? Yeh who will..?".

P.S - If you think, you are not the one "chosen",please vote, a vote can make all the difference.

Pratik Agarwal.

Edited by dear friend Anirudh.

The awesomest thing

2009-01-28T19:18:00.000+05:30

I always wondered what would be the answer for the craziest thing done by me. Hmm, the brothel story doesn't fit, as me still a virgin, blind date was a spoiler,use and throw gfs, is not my cuppa tea.

In this quest of knowledge, I came across this totally crazy group and an idea sparkles what about a tattoo, no not for the sake of doing it,but ain't it be cool. So got quite excited about the feeling of a tattoo on my body,(the feeling aroused before Ghajini promos went on air). As the protagonist of the movie Gajini,was looking for Gajini, I went on a search for a good tattoo artist based in kolkata. I realized soon, tattoos aren't cheap and neither there are good tattooists in kolkata. So I came across this really chilled out guy Bitan Da,who was of great help.

So finally the d-day arrived,my hands were shaved. The machine was ready, and it started, "Not bad", I thought,"doesn't pain much".Then the long strokes came,"I have to bear it,my choice of Shiva huh",then the really long strokes of the Shiva hairs,"Are you kidding,does it pain,it doesn't right,the blood isn't artificial huh",I tend to talk as madly as possibly to myself. After the f** shadings and all,and 3 1/2 hours of no pain,the tattoo was completed. The Shiva was actually looking like a rock-star(the Shiva version of 20Th century).I noticed i couldn't lift my hands."No pain,no gain",i thought.

Then after few days I thought the tattoo isn't crazy enough,so my thirst for doing crazy thing is still on.Then I realized when you get a tattoo you want more,so a Jesus and a Mecca is what i can gift to myself for being noble and secular.

P.S - the wish-list that come to my mind every 15 min. may change in due-course of time.

Pratik.

Beautiful BONDI

2009-01-20T06:15:00.000+05:30

Hey guys this is my first post. My friend Pratik had given me this grand idea of expressing with words. So here I am,,
I came here in March 2008 and since then I am enjoying my life. I assume you guys have read 'The Three Mistakes of my Life' by Chetan Bhagat. Well I hav read that book, it was pretty good especially the moment when the three friends were in Bondi. Having read that I thought of checking out some hot naked girls at the beach.

It was the 2nd day of this year, I had got nothing to do. Entire family is in India and somehow I did not have work that evening. I thought of spending the hot afternoon in Aussie way. So after my lunch, which was limited to two sandwiches (my limited ability to cook accompanied by the excitement of Bondi Beach) i head off to Bondi beach.

I reached the beach at 2:45pm, the place is very attractive (not because of beautiful girls but the beautiful hills surrounding the beach. Noone was there with me so I was at liberty to do things according to my wish. I took out my beach towel and my shirt laid down on the sand half naked. To my fortune I could not see any naked girls around me, I was extremely disappointed and started reading a book (I could not have done better). Well time was passing by and my craze has hit the lowest since I have read about Bondi. Anyways my eyes was searching for something special, I saw quite a few women in bikini, but i was least interested in bikini girls.. though they were very very hot.

Suddenly I felt my body shivering in the cold weather, no trace of sunlight and chilly winds blowing past my ears made me motionless. At that point of time a hot girl came to me and asked for a cigarette, no guy can say 'No' and so I hand over one to her. she sat beside me. She was wearing a green coloured bikini. She was an Irish though, she started enquiring about my life my hobbies and all. I hate these talks, I was every cold, mercury would have dropped to 20 degree with chilly sea wind blowing across my face. I put back my shirt on but of no use I was still cold. she touched my hand and felt my shivering. She then kissed me and with a matter of time she pulled back my shirt. We were kissing each other passionately, as it was a public place I could not do anything more which I would love to do. After 20 mins of foreplay I asked her why cant I see naked girls on the beach. She gave a naughty look and said "this fucking government has banned it. They want to attract tourists Islamic countries and for that they have introduced this stupid rule".
I thought I am pretty late, I should have come here before govt's decision. Anyways I came back with a sorry face and a sad heart...

I am looking to go to Manly beach because this rule has not been implement there as of yet. Guys please pray for me,, so that i can make it in this summer before that stupid rule is implemented and the weather remains sweaty hot......

did you like the story guys, feel free to comment,,

Warm regards
Aniruddh

Train moments

2008-12-15T13:37:00.000+05:30

The most interesting stories are found in trains,stations.. we all know about raj nd simran huh.
My bestest train moments are not weird but dam special..

1. Finally he proposed and he did that too in style.MY bestest friend Sayan who is kinda Eklavaya,for the guru Shah Rukh Khan.. sat down on his knees in the metro station and uttered those 3 magical words to his gal in a crowd of thousands.It was weird for me though as i havent seen anything like this in maah life, but it was beautiful for the couple indeed.

2. All Vivek did was he sat beside his crush in a local train..thats it. And all Navin did was to shout infront of the whole audience,"Hey Vivek we need a party,yeh we need a party you are sitting beside bhabhi". The bhabhi who had no clue of the crush was deeply embarassed and the audience like me had a good laugh.

3. It was yesterday I as usual was traveling in a local train to reach a theatre. Suddenly a guy who was sitting beside me suddenly shouts 2 the guy/gay infront of him,"Hey why are you looking at me?Am I a girl that you are continuosly looking on me, I have been noticing the moment I caught the train you have been seeing me.You should look at him once(pointing at me),look the guy beside you for a while,but why only me???".The guy who was being told this had no idea what to speak,he just kept his num .. and i could not control my laughter.

4. I was in the serampore station with maah friends.Suddenly a friend challenged me,go speak to that girl,yeh she was very preety.I went up and said to the girl,"Hey you know something,you look really beautiful..". The girl gave a fake streched smile,I said"Hey Your smile could be a bit better dont you think??"..The girl asked"Anything more???" I folded my hands and said no Thankyou jii..

P.S - Are you bored with life travelling in those cars...?Try trains instead guess what you wont mind.

BbbOoooMmmm

2008-11-06T18:37:00.000+05:30

Finally huh,the blog is being updated.
Due to some heavy work-load,I came quite close to maah para friends.Regular adda sessions with the dadas of my area were on.So just after the diwali,I visit our club(its a party office,thats excessively used for boozing and drinking) for some quick interesting adda..The door was locked from inside,I thought some really cool movies are being played.
I knocked the door,the dadas let me inside. I was wrong the t.v was switched off(sadly),so asked them whats up guys, 'SsssHHHH' was the answer.I watchd Babu da tieing rope to a ball like thing,"whats this??",i asked. Its a bomb was the reply. "Whatttt?????" was my reacion.Yeh it was a bomb but a low density one.Preety kool huh..."but why are we making one?",you generally becomes we,once you enter our group..;) "Nothing just for fun, to scare mallick para gang". 'Fun','Scare','Gang' preety kool words i thought.
So when the bomb was ready i saw it carefully,"But how will we burst it,the bomb doesnt have anything to lit it??".."Hey dumbo the bomb just needs to be thrown,there is no fire required,and you can see the magic"....HAA the only bomb i am aware of is diwali special chocolate bomb where you lit it and throw.
The next morning we go to this park,it was empty so a dada throws the bomb against a wall.."BooooooooMmmmmmm". It had some sound,everyone leaving their respective shops gathers near the park.."What happened..?"was the most common question. I started asking unknown people too,so did maah fellow mates"What happened","Any bomb blast","Murder??"
Some even being Sherlock homes were looking for dead bodies.
Dipen uncle was there too,glimpsed at us. We went back to our club for the next activity.

P.S- The blog wasnt updated for some personal reasons,as this blog isnt personal at all,
maybe will post the reason as well,,next time.

Blind date any 1..?

2008-09-23T17:25:00.000+05:30

Well, i thought i finally got a gf.We started speaking 2 each other quite often,days and nights, time didnt matter.yh it was going preety smooth,until she decided that we should go 4 a movie,she actually meant a date.Yes my 1st ever blind date,it would be fun i thought..O yeh i 4got 2 mention we came 2 know each other through orkut,she had sent me a hiii wala scrap,i mistook her 4 sme 1 else.,uske baad i was quick 2 realise naa i dont know her...but had this chat going...

me: so u agarwal huh..kool
r: yes
me: u hav a bf..?
ur communitiess
r: nops
me: itss reflcts so
r: its a big tnsion
me: achaa why so
r: may b its not the right tim
me: haa ho sakta haii
so u had a bf...b4..?
r: waise i dnt believ guys
me: haha
r: dey r realy liers
me: matlab u ask the guyss we ll say tht gallss cnt be trustd
r: wt u say?
oh
may b
me: it isnt may b
it is actually
r: nhi hai
ok
bubye
i hav 2 go
hmmm no. chahiye
me: achaa denn bbye
well i dnt mind
r: liv it
bye
other tim

Well we were both looking 4 love..,so we kinda decided 2 meet at CC.The D-day arrived,called her up 2 ask if she could bring a female friend along with her..she refused as the friends would be quite a kachra if she decides 2 become real cosy, and i thought if she would be ugly i would rather flirt with her gfs.I had some back up plans,so i took K along with me if by chance she doesn't turn up.

I reached CC by 1:30,the movie would start at 2,so i went 2 the ticket counter and asked the price,oo it costs 250 per ticket man,I asked again R there any tickets available?the answer was "Plenty".I bought some chocolates, waited and she arrived by 1:50.I looked at her she looked quiet ordinary types and said HMM,the movie at 2 is full(lol),the nxt show is at 5(was at 3),the movie is of 3hours(2 hours)so you ll reach home by 10,is that kool with u..She had 2 reach by 6(the trick workd).Thn K arrived,i said her i met him jst nw,so asked him 2 join in.She wudnt bliv it,,who would but at least she could pretend she was kool with it without showin her anger.I was pissed off right then,so we went 2 this pizza hut,while K came 2 rescue seeing i was dam sad with her attitude,K kept her entertained by flirting with her,yeh K has this capability 2 flirt any1 under the sun no matter what how much ugly a gal is.So he started liking evrything she would nd hate whatever she disliked.She didnt evn give a courtesy smile 2 K,(yeh she was still dreaming of coziness)which pissed me off much more.I couldn't stand her much,and msgd K gimme a false call every 15 min.
So every 15 min.,it was maah mom(lol)who was asking me 2 come back home.
Yeh finally so she goes,and me nd K without wasting any more time we caught the 3 o clock wala show. had sme gr8 time..,msgd her look we rnt compatible with each other,so we should end our whatever right now.
So there was the end of a love story which never actually started ;).

P.S- Blind dates can be harmful 2 the pockets and 2 the eye-sight.

Pratik.

Singer and mongers

2008-09-21T08:21:00.000+05:30

Abhijeet sawant,sandip acharya and prashant tamang-These people are the winners of immensely hyped singing reality show called Indian idiol.But except abhijeet sawant I find others to be undergrounded or extinct.Money mongers are raking the moolah by pocketing billions of money(mind you the 4th indian idol which is on air has already acheived a stounding figure of 50crs)by giving the participants a chance to show their real talent infront of the lacrymal aam zanta.Its evening you switch on to the idiot box and the demented faces are there for you.I have got a feeling that parents or even the youths reckon once you make a name in the show you would just become the next face in the page 3 fraternity and the world of happiness awaits you.These is so wrong guys,surely at initial stages of ebullience as always you would be promised several stuff,you would be spasmodically treated as a king on your locality by the sexagenarians,you would be invited as "cheap" and cheif guest on some local functions but what after that?

When renowned singers like kumar sanu,babul supriyo,suresh wadkar,vinod rathod and so many are finding it so tough to have a feat then who the hell are you-Or you have already zeroed in on your nom-de-plume?Think practical guys, I am no one to make your heart palpitate but trust me if you feel you would be beneath ones embosom thats not gonna happen either.Daler mehnedi is the highest paid singer in the industry with per song of his fetching as high a figure of 5 lakh rs.You get awe-struck and murmur wow....but look at the struggle behind it...10000 failures scripts a sucess story...One would always appreciate the 1st boy of the class but people seldom would look at his diligence.Look at singers like kazi,debojit,sandip acharya,ruprekha,tamang where are these guys gone?Sure they are singing on some locus but are they still that famous or that popular?You can makeout the answer isnt it?So I urge aspiring singers not to get a tendency of day dreaming.Work hard,dream big,never get satisfaction and you would be at your best.Even if you are going to acheive something big or you are slated to become a 'nouveau riche' never boast who knows thers often a slip between the cup and the leap.

With Warm regards,
ARUN

lesbian huh?? or so he thought!!

2008-09-21T00:01:00.000+05:30

yah so i cum out of clg 1 fine day n see dis stage n stufs being put up;not a big deal considering dat every oder day sum insipid mobile company does dis....bt d strange part was a fairly large crowd had gathered dere....it was sum silly game show by BRU company nd it was hosted by dis lanky guy,half bald nd pretty weird...after watching it for 5 mins i just innocently askd.."who is dis baldy yaar?" nd godd....wat a response...der wr like 10 ppl almost shreiking.."god..u dnt kno ayaz from roadies???" yah fine i dint recognise him or rather i dint realize dat roadies had bcym such a "must watch" prog 4 ppl,bt dere reactions wr seriosuly tooo much!!! nyways if dat wasnt enuf,a frnd of mine jst registerd my name wid him nd i had to go onstage(wid 5 oder frnds)nd paly sum games....now once onstage,he askd all of us weder we had bf's...for some strange reason i said no...den he askd weder i was looking out for "guys" to which i agn said no....bt his reaction dis tym was really strange..he lukd at me fixedly n dint ask further....nyways we had to propose sum1 4 coffee n d show ended finally......wen i came dwn 4m d stage,my frnds wr lik laughing really hard....n d reason is dat dis ayaz is supposdly "gay"....god....so wen i said i wasnt lukin 4 guys,he probably thot me to b a lesbo!!!! huh....dats y he gave me such luks.....so all u ppl out dere dnt evr leave doubts lik i did....dat is..if all of u r straight!!!!

Trisha

Titilation cant wait

2008-09-20T09:27:00.000+05:30

I have been blogging about the finance world since last few months and with the overwhelming response I gathered, inspired my buddy pratik to run a blog.To start with am damn impressed to say the least.I hope and pray pratik and his pals continues to do good work like this and attracts a hell lot of readers.Best of luck dude.

Pratik"s post:-

Now offlate the "Brothel" post already has created some controversies with poeple comenting shits and craps about it.I appreciate the gesture of them and no doubt the post may just have been a 'bit much' to contempt with for older people or middle aged guys.But these blog is targeeted for the masses of our age,lets says between age groups of 18-35.Boy if you are within it and still you feel it to be crap-You are lying or you are faking bigtime.Either you dont have the guts or confidence to admit that you are a "porn maniac" or am afraid your impotence is out here.Ladies if you feel you are out of it then am sorry thats not the case either."Being a villager" I have come across innumerable buddies and people who are no mark with it.The brothel or even the porn word are hackneyed so often that I even can run a nomenclature to point out the ones thats been reading the blog now.I dont wanna prove anything with my post but I just want people to admit that somewhere they have got a "soft corner" for the stuff that my freind,"emblem" posted.

Boys how smart you are?

The pujas are just about to begin and jubilation cant just wait for the boys.One would castrate much more about the "living idols" with flamboyant attires rather than the one bespatted with colour muds.So you all are prepared rite folks?So assume the puja is on and its "Maha sasti"-A sexy damsel is beside you in the queue and you are trying every ways to make an impression on the lady.So what approach would you adopt?You would evanesce after giving a smile or you would be confident enough to exchange few words with your act-in-spur crush?The reader is already smiling though he is yet to make an answer...Though fond of many acquaintances i desire intimacy only with a few-Thats what i feel but flirting shirting thora to chalta hi hain....."Kitna fekta hain yeh banda or pata nehi khudko kya samajta hain jo dusro ko gyan jhar raha hain".......this is what you are murmurring isnt it?Ha ha......Well buddy you may have the wright to speak but that wont deter me to go with my acts......Wish each and everyone of you a very happy,lively and prosperous puja......ROCK ON.

With Warm regards,
"The HARAMI"-ARUN

The brothel Story..!!!

2008-09-17T19:00:00.000+05:30

Hav u evr been 2 a brothel..?Well i can sadly say that i have,with two of my 'S'frnds.It was just months back,when me and maah frnds decided 2 go 2 Fame 2 watch 'Race'.Yh fame jst happnd 2 opn that time,and we decided 2 pre book the mornin FDFS tickts,yeh the mornin shows at 10 are cheap,nd we would be happy spending rest of the money in food,beer and GOD, who knew sex.
Fame is quiet far frm our house,so we had 2 leav 2 hours b4 the movie starts,gettin up at 7,to catch a movie man..nvr evr did 4 the silly exams, So we reachd the plac by 9:30,nd wholaa ther is a big big line 2 collct ur tickts,okay aftr gettin maah turn there was this fat lady in the counter asked 4 maah card,gave it 2 her,askd 4 maah bookin no.,said her.After sme card chkin all tht stuf,she tells me i didnt book the tikets,i said wat the F?Yaar nt 2 her,bt 2maah self,nd i ddint get the print out of the bookin no.,4 maah booking proof .Well 2 hours,300 bucks gonne waste. When it comes 2 monetary waste,i get quiet angry. So lookd 4 sme cyber cafe,so i can get the f** print out,but 2 no avail.So finally smethng came 2 maah mind,there was this "allen solly" shop,i go there without answerin maah frnds why..??I ask the manager can u please let me allow 2 use ur pc,he was quiet a gntlman,he nt only allowd 2 use his pc, but also his printer,soo i get this print out,rush 2 the tiket counter..manage the line again,and the lady again uses maah card,realizes me the same guy and says "Sir,this is not fair". This time i hav all the reason 2 argue,showin the print out,and give a dam look 2 her,and yells at her.The manager comes out sees the proof,and very politely offrs us the gold class seats..yh thts a bargain man. So after sme tense momnts nd thn watchin the movie luxuriouslyy,we go 2 this restro in p.s,thy hav thier usual beer.AFter tht we move 2 station 2 go back home.
And thn the maah f**ng frnds decid thy wanna losse their virginity and i reacted smartly yh lets go,bcoz i knew thy nvr will do so,i mean at tht tim,lol. But thy bcam serious and i becam terrified about their plans.This two tall guys pickd me threw me in the taxi,and said 2 the driver"Sonar gachi",it was maah time 2 piss in the pants,yh i was tht nervous.
So we reachd the place,maah frnds lookin 4 directions,so aftr sme inspection we come across this pimp,he says "5000 each".Maah 2 S frnds lookd at each othr,loosin virginity by a model thy hopd.,chkd out their pockts and lookd dam sad. So we movd on,until we cme 2 this narrow street,full of women,rathr the Ps.One has 2 walk into that road,and look both side,2 select ur bed mate.I was literally shivering,while this S and S were walkin so dam confidently.So we reachd the end of the road,and sayin 2 the S S,tht this Ps r f** horribl,so its a bad idea 2 do it there.They laughd and said me dont worry bro,lets have anothr walk,i wanted 2 run away,but couldnt.So we came back wher we started this time the SS has choosn their partnrs,and thy came cheap at 500 bucks.One of the S tells me he fells short of 200 bucks,i thought trouble.So i gave 200 rs. 2 him,hoping i well get it back by the next day.An idea comes 2 maah mind again i say them,me lending the money but i will hav no more money left,so i will sacrfice the "session"4 them,lookin sad.But the truth is i was overjoyed,naah loosin virginity thn,nt maah cup of tea.
I lookd 4 this place wher i can sit peacefully..i find this park,wher some guys wer palying crickt,so askd them if i can join thm.I played,breathe properly. And aftr the "match",i get maah frnds call,i say him about the park,they come here,describes me their Sex story,about the gal..and all that crap.I said thm plz lets go home.

Yh btw,have u evr lended money 2 ur frnds 4 having sex..???If no..plz dont evr,as still waitin 4 tht 200 bucks..!!

Pratik.

lets get started...

2008-09-11T23:19:00.000+05:30

ummmmm yummmmm.....gosh dis chocolate brownie wid ice cream n sum xtra choco chips sprinkled over it is lyk heaven u kno....jst cant hav enuf of it!!! by d way ppl,am TRISHA,tryin to figure out wat i "want to be" in life as i go thru my last teenage yr...am doin my grads in eng literature nd i presume i wud like to b a journalist,that is if i dnt change my mind yet agn!!! am a true blue gemini,terribly confused,sentimental,witty,moody nd mst importantly,possessing a dual personality.....dats y am also d controversy queen n hav very very few frnds....its lik i really dnt hav any bloody faith in dese "life long friendship" crap....i hav seen my closest frnds brhavin in d weirdest maaner possible wid me...bt as of now i hav a really gr88 gang f frnds whom i really luv n treasure...ahhh luv se yaad ayya....am vry much in luv wid my bf(dats obvious..lol)n he is my bestest frnd ever.....so dat was d trailor abt me...bt....picture abhi baki hai mere dost!!! (p.s.- me a gr88 sdhahrukh fan!!!)

Trisha

IS this abt me....!!!??

2008-09-05T14:27:00.000+05:30

Well...here it goes me pratik agarwal, who has no experiences in writing.
I mean the skills qualifications experiences of writin a BLOG,ya bt me supremely talented in writin something very unusual, which requires high skills u know i.e., shit in exam papers yup it does require high skill to write smething totally different which is rather been asked for.
Chalo about maah self,me a 20 yr odd who has all the time in the world to do anything, me available 12 hours totally..kinda guy u call up, nd in the nxt few hours he is infront of u,managing somethin or the other..yaa gr8 skills in time management too..
Presently doing b.com 2nd year,ok kinda in studies,learning and investing in share markets and loves day dreaming. Maah hobbies..hmmm actually anything..yeh love watching movies..no music please, i mean me totally weird as i dnt lik listenin music.
Favourite movie has to be The shawshank redemption,wat a movie yaar.if u havent seen it watch it.. it rocks. Favourite actor Denzel washington,Matt demon,Morgan freeman(love his accent)..nd love Jessica alba,penelope cruz(wat lips)if only,if u knw wat i mean.
The gal-frnd part huh,i hav the bestest luk in this,no relationships till date,nd 2 clear all
ur doubts me vry straight.The thng about me is that me gr8 at becoming gal's bestst frnd..bt sadly no 1 takes the risk of making me their boy-frnd,its othr thng that i dnt try either.A frnd rightly describd vry unusual thng abt 2days gal,wen thy r in a relationship thy describ it as their bestst momnt of their life,nd aftr swallowin evry part of the bechara,thy move on 2 smeone healthier,(monetarily) describing her past as a nightmare,the most dreaded momnts of her life.She moves on again 2 sme hunk(in physical sense)to fulfil her temptation,who would never ask her 2 stop.This time describing ,that she didnt hav any connection with her ex(she only means,she had a horrible sexual life).So she moves on and on fulfilling her desires
from each of her relationships.Well if u are assuming i have been betrayed by a gal,dont worry dear this isnt the case,its only that maah frnds keep falling in trouble,and i get their experiences.

This was maah chota sa intro,which was vry littl of me,and abt the sex,drug alcohol part..nxt post will come soon.

Pratik.