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2012-10-01T20:36:00.002-04:00

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The Misterious Voice

2012-09-23T20:40:00.001-04:00

During a very humid and rainy night, a lamenting voice was saying: “Please someone, help, I need a hand here. I need someone to push!”

Mary woke up and said: “George wake up. Wake up George. There is a man outside who needs help. I think his car broke down and he needs someone to push it. Go and see, maybe you can help”

George says: “Oh c’mon Mary, I’m tired and it’s raining. Let someone else do it.”

Mary very obfuscated says: “George! The man needs a help. Remember what the priest said in the church. We must be helpful”

Then George gets up, puts his shoes and a coat on, grabs an umbrella and goes out seeking for the mysterious voice…

A while later, George comes back home, very mad and saying: “I will not listen to you again!”

“Why? What happened? Why are you so mad? Did you help the man and He wasn’t grateful?” Mary says.

And George screams: “No. I went out and there was a drunken man in a park swing asking for someone to push him! That bastard!”

Videos and More

2012-09-18T21:23:00.000-04:00

Hi everyone.

I've been quite busy lately making a few videos that I'm positive you guys will love.

Stay tuned because I will have new videos, a brand new blog with tutorials and much more jokes and pranks.

The Epileptic Bunny

2 Pounds of Beans

2012-09-14T16:24:00.001-04:00

James’ mom calls him: “James! I need you to go to the market and get me 2 pounds of beans! But don’t you forget, 2 pounds of beans!”

“Yes mom” says James.

So he goes to the market, saying to himself: “2 pounds of beans… 2 pounds of beans…”

On his way, James sees one of his friends; sees a gorgeous woman walking on the other side of the street; watched a guy playing a beautiful song on a sax…

Finally, he gets to the market and tells to the clerk: “Hi, I need 2 pounds of… hmm… 2 pounds of… ehh… of….”

“2 pounds of what?” says the clerk a bit stressed since there was a huge line up…

James still hesitating repeats: “2 pounds of… hmmm…”

“2 pounds of what?” yells the clerk, “2 pounds of lead??”

“Oh yes, 2 pounds of lead, how could I forget!?” James answers.

So he goes home and brings the 2 pounds of “beans”

His mom takes the bag and without noticing it, puts its container in the cauldron.

Later that afternoon, his mom calls him back: “James! I do not want you to buy anymore beans at that place you get me?”

“Why is that mom?” asks James.

The mother answers: “Because. Your grandma farted and killed the cat!”

John in the Bathroom

2012-09-12T13:20:00.001-04:00

John has intestinal pain, and runs to the bathroom.

While he is sitting on the toilet, he hears a voice coming from the next cubicle saying: “Hello”

John is a bit curious but decides to keep quiet.

Then he hears the voice again: “Hello”

So this time he answers back: “Hello”

The man says: “What are you doing?”

John answers: “What do you think I’m doing? I’m having a shit!”

Then the man says: “Honey, I call you after because there is an idiot who thinks I’m talking to him!”

The Dying Mother in Law

2012-09-10T15:02:00.000-04:00

James’ mother in law is about to die. She slowly turns her head to look through the window and painfully says: “Such a beautiful sunset!”

James says: “Please, keep focused. Look at the tunnel, you see the tunnel…”

The Rooster and The Little Chicken

2012-09-09T19:15:00.001-04:00

The rooster approaches his son, the little chicken saying: “Son. Today, I will teach you how to reproduce. I am an expert in the matter, so I want you listen and observe everything I do.”

While the little chicken carefully listens to his dad, the rooster calls all the Hens and asks them to line up, one next to the other.

The rooster says: “Look carefully mi son” and starts humping the Hens, one by one, saying this: “Excuse me Hen; Excuse me Hen…”

Then it’s the little chicken’s turn…

So he goes saying: “Excuse me Hen; Excuse me Hen” just like his dad had taught him.

A couple of minutes later, the rooster a bit tired kept on saying: “Ex… cuse… me… Hhhheen… Excuuu…. se… me… Hhhhhen…”

And the little chicken: “Excuse me Hen; Excuse me Hen; Excuse me Dad; Excuse me Hen”

Letter from a Blond Woman to her Blond Daughter

2012-09-06T17:36:00.001-04:00

“Dear daughter,

I am writing to you to let you know that I am alive.

I am writing really slowly because I know that you can’t read too fast.

When you come, you will never recognize the house, since we moved.

I have to let you know that we finally buried your grandfather. While we were moving, we found the body. He was in the attic still hiding from that time we all played hide and seek.

Today, your sister gave birth to a beautiful child. I don’t know if the baby is he or she, so I don’t know yet if you’ll be uncle or auntie.

We haven’t seen your uncle, since he died last year.

Your cousin stopped taking contraceptives. She says that her husband bought a condominium.

I will be sending you this letter with my friend Roger who’s leaving tomorrow; it would be amazing if you could pick him up at the airport.

Dear, I don’t give you the new address because the other renter took the numbers with her so they won’t need to change postal address, what a blond.

By the way, if you see Ms. Smith say hi from me, and if you don’t see her don't tell her anything.

Alright my daughter, I love you very much…

P.S.: I wanted to include $100 but I already closed the envelope.

Your mom

The Blond in Heaven

2012-09-04T23:08:00.002-04:00

A blond, a Latino girl and a Chinese died and meet in heaven. They arrived and Saint-Peter says: “I will open the doors of Heaven only to the ones who will succeed the following test: In front of you, you see a stairway to Heaven. For every step taken, a joke from The Epileptic Bunny will be said. If you laugh you go to Hell. But if you succeed, the Paradise will welcome you.”

So they go, first the Latino girl as she stepped and heard the first joke, she laughed and went to Hell!

Then it was the turn of the Chinese girl. She heard the first joke, didn’t laugh, so she went on the second step and for the second joke. She didn’t laugh.

In the background the Latino girl was cheering her up from Hell.

Then the third step and joke and suddenly laughter were heard. She was also sent to Hell.

Now it was the turn of the blond girl. She went on the first step. She didn’t laugh. Second… Third… Forth… and still not laughing.

The Latino and Chinese girl were shouting: “You can do it!”

So the blond girl goes… Fifth… Sixth... Tenth… Eleventh…

Then, at her last step, right in front of the doors of Heaven… The blond girl laughed and BOOM sent to Hell.

In Hell the Latino and Chinese girls questioned the blond: “What happened? You were so close!”

And the blond replied: “Oh, when I got the last step I understood the first joke”

The Woman and the Gorilla

2012-09-04T22:45:00.001-04:00

A man hugs his wife and whisper in her ears: “Hey babe, kids are sleeping… you know, let’s go to the room” to which the obfuscated wife answers: “Stop it, you only think about sex. Look at me! I’m tired of doing the dishes, cleaning the house, changing diapers. And you don’t even invite me out any more!”

The next morning, the husband tells his wife: “C’mon, call a babysitter, dress up and let’s go out, look they opened a new zoo in town, and we should check it out!”

The happy wife dresses up and so they go to the zoo.

At the zoo, they get to see the gorillas, and one in particular made eye contact with the wife’s décolleté. So the husband says: “Look! The gorilla is checking you out! C’mon on show him one of your boobs!”

The wife says: “No! Everyone is going to see!”

Husband: “C’mon, do it for science! Nobody is looking”

The wife accepts, so she showed one boob!

Then suddenly the gorilla stands up, pulls his hand out, grabs the woman by the hair, and started getting her undressed, so the woman yells: “Help! Do something! He is raping me!”

So the husband replies: “Oh yeah? Tell him you’re tired of doing the dishes, cleaning the house and changing diapers!”