Fw: emails? Read em HERE. No virus No forward to people No threats

Fw: mac donalds ads good ones

2008-06-02T03:48:00.001-07:00

Fw: Good Neighbour

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Fw: what a car!!! [Put the speakers on]

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Fw: Something good..

2008-06-02T03:37:00.000-07:00

Fw: Why we Forward emails?????

2008-06-02T03:36:00.001-07:00

Fw: A day in Stunt City ...

2008-06-02T03:27:00.000-07:00

Fw: Life after marriage......

2008-06-02T03:18:00.000-07:00

Fw: Mallika sherawat-unbelivble Photos(Shocking..)

2008-06-02T03:12:00.000-07:00

This was one email with a very amazing Subject... I thought must there must be really some sexy, hot, those XXX kind of pics but to my surprize Mallika was fully dressed and thats why the subject line... HAHAHAHAHA.............

Fw: HOLLYWOOD KA RAJNIKANT !!!!!

2008-06-02T03:03:00.000-07:00

Fw: Biker on Roof Top

2008-06-02T02:59:00.000-07:00

Fw: Ehsaan Khureshi

2008-06-02T02:55:00.000-07:00

Ek din, main Delhipahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."

Mainekhud hi rasta dhundh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."

Taxi chod, mainebus pakad li, Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai." Mainekaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!" Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya. Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil pe." Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?" Room pahucha, waiter se kaha: "Ek paani ka gilas milega?" Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch ke milte hain."

Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se pooncha: "Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?" Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, Yahi padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada, Usne poocha: "Kaise aana hua?" Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi, Mainebhi jawab diya: "Train se."

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha: "Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, Uuse kuch taja taja khilao." Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye. Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."

Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha: "Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana." Bhabiji ek baatli me rakha aachar le aayi. Mainebhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha: "Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi?" Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko chakhati To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"

Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rah thi, Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi: "Diploma so ja, diploma so ja." Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha: "Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?" Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere grandson ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye Aur saath mein ise le aayi, Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya." Phir mainepooncha: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?" Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye."

Fw: How to explain sex to kids (Non Veg)

2008-06-02T02:53:00.001-07:00

Fw: How men cry

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Fw: Must See..

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Fw: Baby Biscuits- Dare to eat ?

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Fw: OYE!!!!! BALE BALE!!!!!!!

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A sardar invested 20 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Loss. Do uknow what the business was? . . .. .. . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeralfunction, suddenly all relatives beat him why? . .. . . . . . . . He said" SMILE PLEASE"
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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on thebranch regularly. A man asks why he does this. . . . . . Sardar : "I'vebeen promoted as branch manager."

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................WHY? . . Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be Light"

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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -. . .. . . . I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MYKIDNEY....

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why?. . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking ????
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricketmatch. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.. . . He wrote "DUE TORAIN, NO MATCH !_______________________________________________

Postman :- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet . .Sardar :- Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says : Drink quickly.Wife asks : Why ?Sardar says : Hot coffee Rs. 5 and cold coffee Rs. 10 !!!!_____________________________________________

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.Man says : CHIN YU YAN & dies.Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.. It is "U RSTANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.His wife asked : What you are doing ?He said : I'm seeing how I look while sleeping.

Fw: Have a Heart

2008-06-02T02:11:00.000-07:00

I just felt like sending you this.You might ask why?1 reason - please be grateful and thankful for whatever we have.Before going to bed just say thank you to GOD it wont hurt...

This one was a very touchy but true email showing the plight of poor people around.. Sad but true.....

Fw: Just for laughs

2008-06-02T01:51:00.000-07:00

Fw: Why Men Lie...

2008-06-02T01:49:00.000-07:00

Why Men LieOne day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a treeabove a river,his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared andasked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has falleninto water, and he needed the axe to make his living.The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "Yes."The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes tokeep, and the woodcutter went home happy.Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along theriverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lordagain appeared and askedhim, "Why are you crying?""Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez."Is this your wife?" the Lord asked."Yes," cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.You see,if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up withCatherine Zeta-Jones.Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come upwith my wife.Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, soTHAT'S why I said yes toJennifer Lopez."The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good andhonourable reason, and for the benefit of others.That's our story, and we're sticking to it! -

"WE HONOURABLE MEN!!!!!!"..

Fw: Sania Reloaded !!

2008-06-02T01:35:00.000-07:00

India's very own tennis personlaity Sania Mirza... Fully reloaded...

Fw: The Roller Coaster Dance (Part 1)

2008-06-02T01:22:00.000-07:00

Fw: Lalbaugcha Raja [from 1934]

2008-06-01T23:07:00.000-07:00

This is an amazing email, which I received some time ago just after the Ganesh chaturthi festival was over.. The world renowned Lalbaug Cha Raja (king of lalbaug), the most famous and enlightened Ganesha in Mumbai and India. The email contained 68 images as attachments citing the rare photos of Ganesha from 1934 till 2005.... Enjoy.....

It is said that any wish you make in front the Raja is always fullfilled....

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Fw: HAPPY ONAM !

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The very famous south indian festival Onam.....

Fw: Happy Ganesh Chathurthi - Email contains remote images

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Wishing U all a very Happy Ganesh Chathurthi : May Lord Ganesha Bless you & fulfill all your wishes........