tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29927801207182547162024-10-24T23:29:33.848-05:00Things floating around my head...Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-57112685760188107422009-01-09T20:29:00.004-06:002009-01-09T20:35:00.990-06:00If Helen Keller had an orgasm, would you hear any noise?Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-80370695991551533952007-09-26T14:12:00.000-05:002008-12-10T06:06:45.190-06:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgumfhMMiWpgKBmLtuObaIf3Qcdl_QF7NCzkVOziL9K_dhmGcXeJKehTeuHCbXH5Hez_hKZlcIIj_2PTNLpUFf9nucw_cbFPzz59NcYGgZ2_VxrP5HHOfpjj16t0whyLotPXUC8a_ZmFhFe/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5114593365269666306" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgumfhMMiWpgKBmLtuObaIf3Qcdl_QF7NCzkVOziL9K_dhmGcXeJKehTeuHCbXH5Hez_hKZlcIIj_2PTNLpUFf9nucw_cbFPzz59NcYGgZ2_VxrP5HHOfpjj16t0whyLotPXUC8a_ZmFhFe/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div>Immediately go and buy it, borrow it, download it, or steal it. They somehow get better with every album. Enough said.</div>Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-56065192048722377102007-09-23T19:21:00.000-05:002008-12-10T06:06:45.385-06:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSkaV1Dds2K3RLGp_9c0rH2jpid-YFtOsmHZ3HPKCjHmyqQBjdr1Mj43flmK3NrK7QnZmJ27OebYVYGq00mw12jnXqEcLhpkeZnFHcn_IbLM7HORxMeDlwbTGn60kriCjx5BNjgGoRblUH/s1600-h/budget_deficit_or_surplus.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5113559420612631026" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSkaV1Dds2K3RLGp_9c0rH2jpid-YFtOsmHZ3HPKCjHmyqQBjdr1Mj43flmK3NrK7QnZmJ27OebYVYGq00mw12jnXqEcLhpkeZnFHcn_IbLM7HORxMeDlwbTGn60kriCjx5BNjgGoRblUH/s320/budget_deficit_or_surplus.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-60816094195143810792007-09-21T21:29:00.000-05:002007-09-21T21:30:10.597-05:00I've noticed that when I watch Survivor, I'm always partial to the woman with the nicest tits.Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-88462961211745168742007-09-21T21:18:00.000-05:002007-09-21T21:19:58.952-05:00Why the hell don't they sell spaghetti noodles that are half the size? Have you ever in your life cooked spaghetti and not broken the noodles in half?Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-9007463241517100952007-09-21T19:42:00.000-05:002007-09-21T19:43:28.031-05:00K-Y Peanut ButterMatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-48636068188314913122007-09-13T12:27:00.001-05:002007-09-13T12:38:08.825-05:00<a href="http://www.cinemanow.com/images/boxart/175/always_sunny_philadelphia_season_1_175.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.cinemanow.com/images/boxart/175/always_sunny_philadelphia_season_1_175.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div>It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia returns for its 3rd season tonight. If you've not been watching this show over the last two years, its time to get on board. This edgy comedy tackles several social issues that most television shows steer clear of. Not to mention its just downright hilarious. Catch the season premiere tonight on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">FX</span> at 10pm EST/9pm CST</div>Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-12373439446658656322007-09-08T22:39:00.000-05:002007-09-08T22:40:31.980-05:00<blockquote><br /> </blockquote>I don't know why I believe, the reason in your rhyme,<br />Because you turn around and fuck me, almost every time.<br /><br />Someday you'll wake up and see,<br />This isn't where you want to be.Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-88891211881203719552007-09-07T19:03:00.000-05:002008-12-10T06:06:45.671-06:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3ERHEn8-ejeXA1gnkijAkwBfml4m_PamoRKUDv6MFriCoA83V_zOo-PP2SZe9R0iGp-Kiu-nJCC9jZwcClAT6aa8QQScyQr9yINuFhlQxRhve0_heTBgo-wyD0rHV8Ei8xiNRv1aGBSuY/s1600-h/Availability_of_Pot.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107617470738845042" style="WIDTH: 388px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 238px" height="216" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3ERHEn8-ejeXA1gnkijAkwBfml4m_PamoRKUDv6MFriCoA83V_zOo-PP2SZe9R0iGp-Kiu-nJCC9jZwcClAT6aa8QQScyQr9yINuFhlQxRhve0_heTBgo-wyD0rHV8Ei8xiNRv1aGBSuY/s320/Availability_of_Pot.jpg" width="314" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-89361239324966849852007-08-27T08:24:00.000-05:002007-08-27T09:02:30.911-05:00<a href="http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/BillMaher.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/BillMaher.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div>Real Time With Bill <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Maher</span> returned with new episodes this weekend. If you haven't watched yet, you don't know what you're missing. America's favorite pot-smoking Atheist is sure to entertain with all <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">that's</span> going on with presidential campaigning and whatever the hell the Bush administration is about to fuck up next. (I'm pretty sure Bush gets royalties for all the material he lends to the show).</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Catch a new live episode every Friday night at 11pm (EST) on HBO. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-42772671079914672582007-08-22T09:49:00.000-05:002007-08-22T11:36:34.470-05:00What the hell is going on in China lately? Over the past couple of months, they've:<br /><br /><ul><br /><li>Poisoned our toothpaste</li><br /><li>Poisoned our pet food</li><br /><li>Poisoned our children with lead paint</li><br /><li>Blew up an airplane</li><br /><li>And just today it was released that they are now selling USED chopsticks with out any form of disinfectant </li></ul><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/ts_nm/china_safety_chopsticks_dc">http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/ts_nm/china_safety_chopsticks_dc</a></p><br /><p>Is this just terrible quality control or is this some subtle, evil genius strategy for world domination? Instead of dropping bombs on us, they're slowly killing our pets and children. The Asian community HAS been known for their patience, but I don't think that's it. </p><br /><p>I think China is simply out for revenge. Revenge for this:</p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmv04yKG-po">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmv04yKG-po</a>Matherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2992780120718254716.post-71597094292043232202007-08-19T19:25:00.000-05:002007-08-20T13:34:16.515-05:00<a href="http://www.iainwatson1977.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/pics/myspace/weeds.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 139px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 126px" height="173" alt="" src="http://www.iainwatson1977.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/pics/myspace/weeds.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Weeds - Season 3<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.genart.org/x/Images/becks_premier_light_logo_web.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 137px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 112px" height="140" alt="" src="http://www.genart.org/x/Images/becks_premier_light_logo_web.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Becks Light (Only 64 Calories!)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://thebags.org/Main/2005/122305assets/GuitarHeroLOGO.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 132px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 108px" height="133" alt="" src="http://thebags.org/Main/2005/122305assets/GuitarHeroLOGO.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Guitar HeroMatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05534240330871069426noreply@blogger.com1