tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40243695330631332252012-02-17T05:36:48.670+01:00vicevi,smješne fotografije,video,crteži i sve ostalo što nas tjera na smjeh:)ananoreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-53378531356872320332010-02-26T01:05:00.002+01:002010-02-26T01:21:43.979+01:002010-02-26T01:21:43.979+01:00<iframe marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" width="560" height="654" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/videozap/en/featured/channel/fun?position=bottom&cols=6&rows=3&space=6&auto=1"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-5337853135687232033?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Edv_FDy2v3pJ1CTE0DhjOaBs01o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Edv_FDy2v3pJ1CTE0DhjOaBs01o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Edv_FDy2v3pJ1CTE0DhjOaBs01o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Edv_FDy2v3pJ1CTE0DhjOaBs01o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/voSJ4MwZ0x0" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.comhttp://smjeh.blogspot.com/2010/02/video.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-42573943392139519032010-02-18T22:41:00.003+01:002010-02-18T22:46:00.068+01:002010-02-18T22:46:00.068+01:00<object width="475" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HBaZ7z-x7NQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HBaZ7z-x7NQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-4257394339213951903?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-UK0ot8-qQirkViYS1LSruE9ZcM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-UK0ot8-qQirkViYS1LSruE9ZcM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-UK0ot8-qQirkViYS1LSruE9ZcM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-UK0ot8-qQirkViYS1LSruE9ZcM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/qFYuMss5ecg" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.com0http://smjeh.blogspot.com/2010/02/opasnost-djeca.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-54940953533509884952009-12-30T01:10:00.002+01:002009-12-30T01:16:10.431+01:002009-12-30T01:16:10.431+01:00-Nazove plavuša hitnu pomoć i upita.<br />-"Halo, je li to hitna pomoć molim vas"?<br />-"DA"; odgovori dežurni bolničar.<br />-"E, onda meni hitno treba 500 eura"<br />-odgovori plavuša.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-5494095353350988495?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9kZ3pGy6XYhWPL1Z3zjPbAO5M0g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9kZ3pGy6XYhWPL1Z3zjPbAO5M0g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9kZ3pGy6XYhWPL1Z3zjPbAO5M0g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9kZ3pGy6XYhWPL1Z3zjPbAO5M0g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/4pji-y0OD9c" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.com0http://smjeh.blogspot.com/2009/12/hitna.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-65203818386442761352009-12-17T20:19:00.004+01:002009-12-30T01:22:08.136+01:002009-12-30T01:22:08.136+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_czuwy6bm8DI/Szqc3cPWihI/AAAAAAAAAIA/Ax_wie_pw-8/s1600-h/204.thumbnail.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; 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Došla kući, otvorila kutiju i čudi se. Ne djeluje joj ko obična tableta. <br> - Pita Hasu:" Kako se ovo pije"?<br>- "Ne znam, nazovi doktora i pitaj"!<br>- Nazove ona doktora: " Dobar dan, doktore. Ja sam ona što ste joj prepisali one čepiće, ali ne znam kako ću ih uzimat"?<br>- "Čepići se generalno uzimaju rektalno"!<br> -" Dobro, fala doktore."<br> - Kaže Hasi: " Kaže doktor - rektalno"!<br> -" Pa uzmi tako"! <br>- "Pa ne znam šta mu je to - rektalno"! <br>-" Ne znam ni ja, što ne upita doktora?"<br> - "Pitat ću...."<br> - "Nazovi i pitaj, šta mene stalno zapitkuješ... " <br> -" Dobar dan, doktore. Ja sam. Opet ona što ste joj prepisali one čepiće. Samo opet ne znam kako ću to .... rektalno?"<br> - "Pa analno, gospođo, analno!"<br> -" Aaaaaaahaaaaa, analno. To je onda... - To vam je isto kao rektalno. - E dobro, puno Vam 'fala, doktore."<br> Opet kaže Hasi: - "Analno! - Šta? - Ma isto ko i rektalno, samo analno... "<br> - "Pa hajde!"<br> -" Pa ne znam šta mu je to."<br> - "Pa ne znam ni ja, ženska glavo, što ne upita doktora, dva put si s njim razgovarala? Nazovi opet i pitaj!"<br> Opet Fata nazove doktora: - "Doktore, oprostite što smetam, ali morala sam.... Šta vam je to rektalno, analno? Šta tačno da radim?"<br> - "To vam je jednostvano! Uzmite taj jedan čepić i gurnite ga sebi u guzicu!"<br> Fata zalupi slušalicu i izvika se na Hasu: <br> -" Eto ti tvoje ZOVI! ZOVI! ZOVI! Sad se čovjek naljutio."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-7470657324146563670?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Za6dQt-T8x61hPJQ6S1Vj_NXuss/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Za6dQt-T8x61hPJQ6S1Vj_NXuss/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Za6dQt-T8x61hPJQ6S1Vj_NXuss/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Za6dQt-T8x61hPJQ6S1Vj_NXuss/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/PQRQOXBbWL0" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.comhttp://smjeh.blogspot.com/2009/12/recept.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-79274948191739207132009-12-10T23:08:00.001+01:002009-12-10T23:14:52.214+01:002009-12-10T23:14:52.214+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_czuwy6bm8DI/SyFyNfxSIvI/AAAAAAAAAFY/UlcVVvKrRnQ/s1600-h/image003n.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 475px; height: 360px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_czuwy6bm8DI/SyFyNfxSIvI/AAAAAAAAAFY/UlcVVvKrRnQ/s320/image003n.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413733803268121330" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-7927494819173920713?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GAyCBRGAxqdoLHPbLjYmtAr47YQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GAyCBRGAxqdoLHPbLjYmtAr47YQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GAyCBRGAxqdoLHPbLjYmtAr47YQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GAyCBRGAxqdoLHPbLjYmtAr47YQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/C5ifI6HPXng" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.com0http://smjeh.blogspot.com/2009/12/bjegstvo-je-rizik.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-64436008106711360952009-12-07T23:32:00.005+01:002009-12-07T23:46:11.427+01:002009-12-07T23:46:11.427+01:00Saznaju novinari kako neka baba sama čuva na planini puno ovaca.<br> Jedan od njih se spremi i pronađe je nekako.<br> Sjedi baba na stolici i prede,a ispred njih na livadi pase stado ovaca.<br>- Bako, koliko imaš ovaca?<br>- Kojih, crnih ili bjelih?<br>- Pa, eto crnih.Odgovori on.<br>- Hiljadu.<br>- A, bjelih?<br>- Isto.Mrzovoljno će baba.<br> - A koliko jedna ovca daje vune?<br>- Koja,crna ili bjela?<br>- Pa, recimo bjela.Reče novinar.<br>- Dvije kile godišnje.<br>- A crna?<br>- Isto.<br> - A, koliko se mesa dobije od jedne ovce?<br>- Koje? Crne ili bjele?<br>- Pa, eto naprimjer crne.<br>- Dvaes' kila.<br>- A, bjele?<br>- Isto. <br> Novinar, već iznerviran..puk'o mu film, ljutito upita babu:<br> Pa dobro baba, kakva je razlika između crnih i bjelih, kad me stalno pitaš<br> "crne ili bjele", a na kraju opet isto!? <br> -Eee sinko, crne su moje. <br>- A, bjele???<br>- Istooo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-6443600810671136095?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DrRsXP6A3r8IMi5YJtE7NxL40ns/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DrRsXP6A3r8IMi5YJtE7NxL40ns/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DrRsXP6A3r8IMi5YJtE7NxL40ns/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DrRsXP6A3r8IMi5YJtE7NxL40ns/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/KXr2h8Dq1D0" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.comhttp://smjeh.blogspot.com/2009/12/ovce.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-55283822594123397462009-12-04T00:29:00.004+01:002009-12-04T00:50:46.313+01:002009-12-04T00:50:46.313+01:00Došao Mujo iz njemačke sa novim BMW-om i onako se šepuri vozeći,kad ugleda Sulju.<br />Stane kraj njega, pozdrave se i ovaj ga zovne na piće.Sjede tako,kad upita ga Suljo:<br />-"Je li bolan,šta radiš tamo kad si tako pun para i sa dobrim autom došao"?<br />-"Ma, ništa posebno.Ustanem ujutro,popijem kafu i nakon toga krenem ulicom i gledam<br> gdje je neko izgubio novčanik,sagnem se i uzmem ga,pa pare strpam u đep,a novčanik bacim"<br />Gleda ga Mujo,pa upita:<br />-"A, možeš li nekako i mene uposliti pa da i ja šta zaradim"?<br />-"Ja sutra idem nazad,a evo ti moja adresa,pa ti dođi čim mogneš,pa čemo srediti nešto<br />i za tebe". Odgovori Mujo i rastadoše se.<br />Nakon nekoliko dana spremi se Suljo i sjedne na bus,pa pravac Njemačka.Dođe on tamo<br />izutra rano i onako umoran od puta izlazi iz autobusa,kad ugleda na ulici neko stvarno<br />izgubio novčanik.Suljo potrči da ga uzme,pa kad dođe do njega predomisli se pa ga šutne<br />nogom iz sve snage i reče:<br />-"Ma,neču prvi dan ovako umoran raditi,pa šta god bude"!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-5528382259412339746?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZeJT_75gR0a85NQH-CSyEQpo8oQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZeJT_75gR0a85NQH-CSyEQpo8oQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZeJT_75gR0a85NQH-CSyEQpo8oQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZeJT_75gR0a85NQH-CSyEQpo8oQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/A3eM2fc1asc" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.comhttp://smjeh.blogspot.com/2009/12/gastarbaiter.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-19206210935423156092009-12-04T00:16:00.004+01:002009-12-04T00:26:49.380+01:002009-12-04T00:26:49.380+01:00Došao Mujo u njemačku i vozi se autoputem.Vozi se tako i uđe u traku sa suprotnim<br />smjerom.Počnu mu svi blicati i trubiti,a Mujo i dalje vozi,odjednom začuje na radiju:<br />-"Pažnja pažnja! Jedan vozač se vozi u suprotnom smjeru!<br />Mujo i dalje vozi i promrmlja u sebi:<br />-"Eh,da je samo jedan"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-1920621093542315609?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OYgpf2qr_JGf32em5Unu55JEQOU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OYgpf2qr_JGf32em5Unu55JEQOU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OYgpf2qr_JGf32em5Unu55JEQOU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OYgpf2qr_JGf32em5Unu55JEQOU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/HwXrSAG-jWc" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.comhttp://smjeh.blogspot.com/2009/12/kontra-smjer.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-63687558851694035942009-12-03T22:53:00.002+01:002009-12-03T22:56:13.968+01:002009-12-03T22:56:13.968+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_czuwy6bm8DI/SxgzZMrJTbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/qnjUiKtSP_w/s1600-h/2wee5ut.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; 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"Takođe izvadio sto eura,<br />a ona meni vraća pedeset.Ja zamahnem da je zviznem,a ona se izmakne<br />te ja udarim šakom u zid i slomim ruku"<br />-"E vi ste još dobro prošli". Reče treči."Mi takođe počeli sa sexom,<br />kad začu se da neko lupa na vrata,a ona izbezumljeno reče:JAO,JAO,<br />MOJ MUŽ!,a ja, ni pet-ni šest,iskočim kroz prozor"!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-7833571663715286839?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/enhboyLk0IIMoO2nOUaoLXKViXo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/enhboyLk0IIMoO2nOUaoLXKViXo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/enhboyLk0IIMoO2nOUaoLXKViXo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/enhboyLk0IIMoO2nOUaoLXKViXo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/rQod-TC2r7s" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.com0http://smjeh.blogspot.com/2009/11/godisnjica-braka.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-89223302472689731522009-11-26T02:23:00.003+01:002009-11-26T02:29:44.801+01:002009-11-26T02:29:44.801+01:00Ulazi baka u autobus i daje kondukteru voznu kartu na pregled.<br />Kontukter pogleda kartu i reče joj: "Ali bako ovo je džačka<br />mjesečna karta"?<br />-Baka ga pogleda i ljutito odgovori: "Eto vidite koliko sam dugo<br />čekala ovaj autobus"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-8922330247268973152?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JqFElvMp6wMCsRTvn6XsQM_ypVc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JqFElvMp6wMCsRTvn6XsQM_ypVc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JqFElvMp6wMCsRTvn6XsQM_ypVc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JqFElvMp6wMCsRTvn6XsQM_ypVc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/YiKdjbTC1qc" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.com0http://smjeh.blogspot.com/2009/11/autobuska-karta.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-75131389782119871412009-11-26T00:17:00.002+01:002009-11-26T00:24:19.316+01:002009-11-26T00:24:19.316+01:00Došla mlada plavuša kući I kaže svojoj majci.<br />-"Mama, upravo sam bila kod ginekologa i rekao <br />mi je da sam trudna".<br />-"Iii, pa ko je otac"? Upita majka.<br />-"E, pa to mi nije rekao" Odgovori plavuša.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-7513138978211987141?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dj8IyGRKv6g28EpPciZf_vzBzYo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dj8IyGRKv6g28EpPciZf_vzBzYo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dj8IyGRKv6g28EpPciZf_vzBzYo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dj8IyGRKv6g28EpPciZf_vzBzYo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SBRv/~4/_PamVyQlgeM" height="1" width="1"/>ananoreply@blogger.com0http://smjeh.blogspot.com/2009/11/nedoumica.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4024369533063133225.post-54328274631700204212009-11-20T21:47:00.005+01:002009-12-03T00:30:21.910+01:002009-12-03T00:30:21.910+01:00Sprema se cura sa sela na studij u grad.Brižna majka je savjetuje:<br />-"Ćerko moja, pazi se! Tamo će te vidjeti neki mangup,pa će ti reći da si lijepa,pa htjeti te izvesti u grad,<br>pa u kino,pa će te odvesti kod njega na kafu,pa će skoćiti na tebe...,a ja ću ti jadna majka umrijeti."<br />-"Dobro mama, ne brini"<br /><br />Poslije par mjeseci dolazi kćerka prvi put kući,pa kad su ostale same pita je majka:<br />-"Ćeri, šta je bilo s onim što smo pričale"?<br />-"Jao majko, Stvarno je bilo k'o što si govorila,ali nisam se dala prevariti.Priđe mi jedan i priča kako sam lijepa,<br>pa me zovne u grad,pa u kino,pa poslije toga kod sebe u stan na kafu"<br />-"I šta je onda bilo?"-Upita majka znatiželjno.<br />-"E, onda majko, skočim ja na njega, pa nek' umre njegova majka!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4024369533063133225-5432827463170020421?l=smjeh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AGe2Ml5gRLM0b4N42sOINvAWnnM/0/da"><img 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