tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60502582447828793252012-02-16T18:29:32.126-08:00Funny, Hilarious, Stupid, Lame, Outrageous...whatever gives me a laugh, I post it!JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-27380684712513518722010-03-06T13:31:00.000-08:002010-03-06T13:31:16.773-08:002010-03-06T13:31:16.773-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">On National Television,&nbsp;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Chinese figure skaters Hongbo Zhao and Xue Shen got aways with some fun activities during their gold medal skate. At least they are married. Congrats you two.</span></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br /> </span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/S5LJWeO6jKI/AAAAAAAAEEo/adwLWH34OW8/s1600-h/enhanced-buzz-9490-1266927072-0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="277" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/S5LJWeO6jKI/AAAAAAAAEEo/adwLWH34OW8/s400/enhanced-buzz-9490-1266927072-0.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">-jrk</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-2738068471251351872?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8YyBKs6uKXULQuBU79XQzmzGzAs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8YyBKs6uKXULQuBU79XQzmzGzAs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8YyBKs6uKXULQuBU79XQzmzGzAs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8YyBKs6uKXULQuBU79XQzmzGzAs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/EV1m3GVCK-I" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com1http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2010/03/2010-vancouver-olympics-figure-skating.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-25495350422902475922009-05-31T18:14:00.000-07:002009-05-31T18:23:29.322-07:002009-05-31T18:23:29.322-07:00Most Popular Picture of the French Open.<br />Great Form.<br />Not much else to say.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/SiMs0g1OPgI/AAAAAAAAC30/hWkv7ZRDEa0/s1600-h/b_037_halep_0608.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 392px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/SiMs0g1OPgI/AAAAAAAAC30/hWkv7ZRDEa0/s400/b_037_halep_0608.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342162863669526018" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">credit: <a href="http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/news/photos/2008-06-08/200806081212934715099.html?glryid=top_images_gallery">French Open</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-2549535042290247592?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XTSRJJy3pyEitEMVZNfMOeVBm5Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XTSRJJy3pyEitEMVZNfMOeVBm5Q/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XTSRJJy3pyEitEMVZNfMOeVBm5Q/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XTSRJJy3pyEitEMVZNfMOeVBm5Q/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/R_FHRVwoJoc" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2009/05/shes-got-great-forehand-simona-halep.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-66976569121814333512008-09-21T22:10:00.000-07:002008-09-21T22:12:42.795-07:002008-09-21T22:12:42.795-07:00ESPN's Rob Stone vs New Mexico State University Chile Peppers. <br /><br />Peppers win.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MvK2Y1hv9mY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MvK2Y1hv9mY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-6697656912181433351?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mwiBhiWPVz-aRA-1u7kQ74MiWc8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mwiBhiWPVz-aRA-1u7kQ74MiWc8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mwiBhiWPVz-aRA-1u7kQ74MiWc8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mwiBhiWPVz-aRA-1u7kQ74MiWc8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/G9xjksxEz44" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2008/09/espn-reporter-eats-hottest-pepper-in.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-69978826517135949032008-08-31T17:49:00.000-07:002008-08-31T18:02:22.269-07:002008-08-31T18:02:22.269-07:00<p>guinea pigs. cute creatures themselves. a slightly disturbing peruvian festival dresses them up and cooks them too. pictures below!</p><p></p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/SLs-drF9V5I/AAAAAAAAB7Y/_0QEfFgfeVY/s1600-h/guinea+pig.preview.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/SLs-drF9V5I/AAAAAAAAB7Y/_0QEfFgfeVY/s400/guinea+pig.preview.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240851270880548754" /></a><br /></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/SLs82_AzfdI/AAAAAAAAB7I/2CbnCxb8-Y0/s1600-h/peru_guinea_pig_food_festival2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/SLs82_AzfdI/AAAAAAAAB7I/2CbnCxb8-Y0/s400/peru_guinea_pig_food_festival2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240849506701114834" /></a><p><br /></p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/SLs83L3LQyI/AAAAAAAAB7Q/y7ueFcicaik/s1600-h/peru_guinea_pig_food_festival.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/SLs83L3LQyI/AAAAAAAAB7Q/y7ueFcicaik/s400/peru_guinea_pig_food_festival.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240849510150390562" /></a></p><p></p><p><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/SLs-dnIztUI/AAAAAAAAB7g/kSE2M4x2lks/s400/guinea+pig.food.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240851269818758466" /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-6997882651713594903?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YgBlSHfqL-zFoxJW4QkxuPwIfs4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YgBlSHfqL-zFoxJW4QkxuPwIfs4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YgBlSHfqL-zFoxJW4QkxuPwIfs4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YgBlSHfqL-zFoxJW4QkxuPwIfs4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/ILaMiGT-UCY" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2008/08/guinea-pigs-cute-and-delicious.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-5814364794056556252008-02-13T23:03:00.000-08:002008-02-13T23:11:02.696-08:002008-02-13T23:11:02.696-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">I would have never thought China would let some one jump the Great Wall, but apparently Danny Way did, and quite well. Danny completed the private event jump in 2005 five(5) times in front of a thousand Chinese officials.<br /><br />One thing of note, Wang Jiaxiong attempted the feat two years ago on a bike and fell to his death. Props to Mr. Way.<br /></span><br /><br /><object height="373" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CEiAj4jt7fs&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CEiAj4jt7fs&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="373" width="425"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-581436479405655625?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y90FCJVAqciij1lr3eCdUFpXJ3I/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y90FCJVAqciij1lr3eCdUFpXJ3I/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y90FCJVAqciij1lr3eCdUFpXJ3I/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y90FCJVAqciij1lr3eCdUFpXJ3I/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/X_OBIUIQA3A" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com1http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2008/02/jumping-great-wall-of-china.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-32951752293295811392008-02-11T13:05:00.001-08:002008-12-08T14:08:48.040-08:002008-12-08T14:08:48.040-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R7C4v67PE4I/AAAAAAAABJ4/bpqVvodZsNY/s1600-h/funny-pictures-angry-grey-cat-sulks.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R7C4v67PE4I/AAAAAAAABJ4/bpqVvodZsNY/s400/funny-pictures-angry-grey-cat-sulks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165831906005029762" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R7C4wq7PE5I/AAAAAAAABKA/HG-PaM8saqc/s1600-h/funny-pictures-cat-fishtank.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R7C4wq7PE5I/AAAAAAAABKA/HG-PaM8saqc/s400/funny-pictures-cat-fishtank.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165831918889931666" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R7C4w67PE6I/AAAAAAAABKI/E8yK_U3nW4Q/s1600-h/funny-pictures-hamster-eats-cheese.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R7C4w67PE6I/AAAAAAAABKI/E8yK_U3nW4Q/s400/funny-pictures-hamster-eats-cheese.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165831923184898978" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">see 'em all at </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span class="a">icanhascheezburger.com</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-3295175229329581139?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F7Hff8-2IiVJaM1CAqzWHr_Ouj8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F7Hff8-2IiVJaM1CAqzWHr_Ouj8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F7Hff8-2IiVJaM1CAqzWHr_Ouj8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F7Hff8-2IiVJaM1CAqzWHr_Ouj8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/UB5Rq39b5MM" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2008/02/lolcats-are-awesome.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-84468935599771388832008-01-29T10:10:00.000-08:002008-01-29T09:41:27.166-08:002008-01-29T09:41:27.166-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">This guy sure can! He sure thought of it, and then perfected bowling backwards. Spin and everything!<br /><br />I love the reaction of the guy sitting in the chair. You'll know what I mean if you watch the video! Do it now :)<br /><br />Time to try this next time I go bowling...</span><br /><br /><br /><object height="373" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0cYyk07Kkt4&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0cYyk07Kkt4&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="373" width="425"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-8446893559977138883?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B2LSZ0pXm7IBTsJEdX-Aa5bCyjA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B2LSZ0pXm7IBTsJEdX-Aa5bCyjA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B2LSZ0pXm7IBTsJEdX-Aa5bCyjA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B2LSZ0pXm7IBTsJEdX-Aa5bCyjA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/Ct5Xq3m9A5A" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2008/01/can-you-bowl-backwards.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-18482390025413598882008-01-27T16:06:00.000-08:002008-12-08T14:08:48.197-08:002008-12-08T14:08:48.197-08:00I hope this guy never gets rich off of this. hide-a-pod -- "Hide it in a Zune"<br /><br />What's the best(worst) useless invention you've seen?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RzFxu4X3PEI/AAAAAAAABIA/k8L9zf4Ezm8/s1600-h/useless+hideapod.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RzFxu4X3PEI/AAAAAAAABIA/k8L9zf4Ezm8/s400/useless+hideapod.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5130006500772101186" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://hideapod.com/"><span style="font-size:85%;">http://hideapod.com/</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-1848239002541359888?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rDpeA0RfyMa7IV8-Yr9bjZKeEVw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rDpeA0RfyMa7IV8-Yr9bjZKeEVw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rDpeA0RfyMa7IV8-Yr9bjZKeEVw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rDpeA0RfyMa7IV8-Yr9bjZKeEVw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/bK4_Mn4iUR4" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2008/01/useless-ipod-device.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-46034377500590369892008-01-27T10:20:00.000-08:002008-12-08T14:08:48.288-08:002008-12-08T14:08:48.288-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Staying with the water theme - How about trying to surf this wave? I've never seen anything like this before. Those dolphins sure love to play. What are those guys going to do?</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rq4ez_vNiVI/AAAAAAAABEU/kRp6hziUXdo/s1600-h/dolphinwave.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rq4ez_vNiVI/AAAAAAAABEU/kRp6hziUXdo/s400/dolphinwave.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093042107234224466" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-4603437750059036989?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2OUlFEKM_xUghsR9hH5_NJ-W0CU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2OUlFEKM_xUghsR9hH5_NJ-W0CU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2OUlFEKM_xUghsR9hH5_NJ-W0CU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2OUlFEKM_xUghsR9hH5_NJ-W0CU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/8UUGJ_rkFoY" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/07/surfing-dolphins-surfing-dolfins.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-89452476721587327012008-01-23T02:06:00.000-08:002008-12-08T14:08:49.326-08:002008-12-08T14:08:49.326-08:00Wow it's been a while! Life and work has kept things pretty busy. Unfortunately, my blogging life took a back burner. I'll do my best to update as often as possible though!<br /><br />Here are some fun, interesting, and ironic water related pictures for your enjoyment!<br /><br /><br />You gotta love those gulls...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R5cV1QO8icI/AAAAAAAABIg/d9Ga5R5zPZs/s1600-h/AHet4wviZaXi.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R5cV1QO8icI/AAAAAAAABIg/d9Ga5R5zPZs/s400/AHet4wviZaXi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158615902811097538" border="0" /></a><br /><br />not sure where or why they created this sign but yeah, don't swim here or you're going to drown!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R5cV1gO8idI/AAAAAAAABIo/Lc8tRPyOWLg/s1600-h/no-swimming-sign.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R5cV1gO8idI/AAAAAAAABIo/Lc8tRPyOWLg/s400/no-swimming-sign.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158615907106064850" border="0" /></a><br /><br />how does that even happen to the polar bear?! global warming melting the ice?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R5cV1wO8ieI/AAAAAAAABIw/fx2KZ5OuGmA/s1600-h/globalwarming.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R5cV1wO8ieI/AAAAAAAABIw/fx2KZ5OuGmA/s400/globalwarming.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158615911401032162" border="0" /></a><br /><br />kid gets what he deserves!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R5cV2gO8ifI/AAAAAAAABI4/rRtbK2fWO8w/s1600-h/kidcat.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R5cV2gO8ifI/AAAAAAAABI4/rRtbK2fWO8w/s400/kidcat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158615924285934066" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I love Discovery/BBC's Planet Earth series. Highly recommended if you haven't seen it. This is one amazing picture from the series.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R5cV3AO8igI/AAAAAAAABJA/wO7eT5wI2a8/s1600-h/shark_800.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/R5cV3AO8igI/AAAAAAAABJA/wO7eT5wI2a8/s400/shark_800.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158615932875868674" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Thanks y'all! Have a great day.<div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-8945247672158732701?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5PZ5K8KYXp8e9ms51Ar_v28ceJg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5PZ5K8KYXp8e9ms51Ar_v28ceJg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5PZ5K8KYXp8e9ms51Ar_v28ceJg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5PZ5K8KYXp8e9ms51Ar_v28ceJg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/5LjIpbVs0Bo" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2008/01/water-un.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-47264481462959333082007-11-04T19:45:00.000-08:002008-12-08T14:08:49.847-08:002008-12-08T14:08:49.847-08:00great stuff! :)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Ry6mOYSwhKI/AAAAAAAABH4/L12EO3FJIas/s1600-h/wvmountaineers.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Ry6mOYSwhKI/AAAAAAAABH4/L12EO3FJIas/s400/wvmountaineers.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129219791591081122" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Ry6mOYSwhII/AAAAAAAABHo/77Y_k1-clxY/s1600-h/cokehead.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Ry6mOYSwhII/AAAAAAAABHo/77Y_k1-clxY/s400/cokehead.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129219791591081090" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Ry6mOYSwhJI/AAAAAAAABHw/oHDEoAnlIbM/s1600-h/MooreGoodeDick.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Ry6mOYSwhJI/AAAAAAAABHw/oHDEoAnlIbM/s400/MooreGoodeDick.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129219791591081106" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Ry6iDISwhHI/AAAAAAAABHg/PU8cwxHjtRc/s1600-h/eating.nut.jpg"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-4726448146295933308?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9LQccjY_05OvvZQy3iDxkbU6d5g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9LQccjY_05OvvZQy3iDxkbU6d5g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9LQccjY_05OvvZQy3iDxkbU6d5g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9LQccjY_05OvvZQy3iDxkbU6d5g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/8gxPUZ4VIyM" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com3http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/11/funny-football-moments.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-59878221378339855352007-09-22T10:49:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:08:49.901-08:002008-12-08T14:08:49.901-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">This little monkey was abandoned by it's mother but now found new life with the white pigeon. </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RvW_8R2fogI/AAAAAAAABGo/vFoEzghWLv0/s1600-h/monkeypig.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RvW_8R2fogI/AAAAAAAABGo/vFoEzghWLv0/s400/monkeypig.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5113203994254090754" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"> They're an odd couple in every sense but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal sanctuary in China. </span><p> </p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"> The 12-week-old macaque - who was abandoned by his mother - was close to death when it was rescued on Neilingding Island, in Goangdong Province. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">After being taken to an animal hospital his health began to improve but he seemed spiritless - until he developed a friendship with a white pigeon."</span></p><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">source: <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=481601&amp;in_page_id=1811">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-5987822137833985535?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Jm2GSfYyu62x0fkR5W2dRI0mFRs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Jm2GSfYyu62x0fkR5W2dRI0mFRs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Jm2GSfYyu62x0fkR5W2dRI0mFRs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Jm2GSfYyu62x0fkR5W2dRI0mFRs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/-i_DKL3bQyM" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/09/monkey-pigeon-love.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-24607683021282908602007-09-05T00:06:00.001-07:002008-12-08T14:08:50.315-08:002008-12-08T14:08:50.315-08:00Just a couple random goodies.<br /><br />In honor of the US Open, I found this picture. :) Go Federer!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt5Vp7h9KVI/AAAAAAAABGQ/p6AWQbGS-Ac/s1600-h/mindreading.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt5Vp7h9KVI/AAAAAAAABGQ/p6AWQbGS-Ac/s400/mindreading.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106613206327830866" border="0" /></a><br /><br />mmm I love my burritos! Spicy Chicken Burrito from Taco Bell is good.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt5VqLh9KWI/AAAAAAAABGY/oZATNsf6KNU/s1600-h/Mexican.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt5VqLh9KWI/AAAAAAAABGY/oZATNsf6KNU/s400/Mexican.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106613210622798178" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Oh those silly people getting random Chinese character tattoos. Though the tattoo artist was pretty mean, it's pretty hilarious. </span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt5Vqbh9KXI/AAAAAAAABGg/VWF7ZmSyWAQ/s1600-h/tatoo.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt5Vqbh9KXI/AAAAAAAABGg/VWF7ZmSyWAQ/s400/tatoo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106613214917765490" border="0" /></a><br /><br />On a similar topic, The Onion had a pret<span style="font-size:100%;">ty funny story titled "</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans</span>"<br /><br /></span>read it here:<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31049"> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31049</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-2460768302128290860?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IDbpJSXzCEXJXHjfuK7FarU76eA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IDbpJSXzCEXJXHjfuK7FarU76eA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IDbpJSXzCEXJXHjfuK7FarU76eA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IDbpJSXzCEXJXHjfuK7FarU76eA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/69DMT7xfHHY" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/09/random-funnies.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-51023457867341196382007-09-03T23:58:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:08:50.538-08:002008-12-08T14:08:50.538-08:00So cute and sad at the same time! Poor small orphaned hedgehogs think this brush is their mom! It seems the mom got smushed by a truck. doh. Fortunately for the kids, they found the brush which feels like their mom.<br /><br />I wish I could get one, but they are illegal in CA :(<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt0ClLh9KSI/AAAAAAAABFg/hzmvYoy7a20/s1600-h/hedgehog1SOLENT_800x503.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt0ClLh9KSI/AAAAAAAABFg/hzmvYoy7a20/s400/hedgehog1SOLENT_800x503.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106240390281636130" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt0Clbh9KTI/AAAAAAAABFo/sxHhDsQid7k/s1600-h/hedgehog2SOLENT_800x533.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt0Clbh9KTI/AAAAAAAABFo/sxHhDsQid7k/s400/hedgehog2SOLENT_800x533.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106240394576603442" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt0Clbh9KUI/AAAAAAAABFw/HwlHf7iELns/s1600-h/hedgehogSOLENT2708_800x495.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rt0Clbh9KUI/AAAAAAAABFw/HwlHf7iELns/s400/hedgehogSOLENT2708_800x495.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106240394576603458" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">OH! and you have to watch this cute awesome hedgehog!<br /><br /><object height="353" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TPhpsIK7pDc"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TPhpsIK7pDc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="353" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /></span>source: <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=478026&amp;in_page_id=1770">http://www.dailymail.co.uk</a><br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-5102345786734119638?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kz1-uITAcaIcNiZMI975QCa6Cwo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kz1-uITAcaIcNiZMI975QCa6Cwo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kz1-uITAcaIcNiZMI975QCa6Cwo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kz1-uITAcaIcNiZMI975QCa6Cwo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/1WIlyCA8LS4" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/09/hedgehog-babies-and-cleaning-brush-for.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-21185869222456749172007-08-26T15:31:00.000-07:002007-08-26T15:46:55.056-07:002007-08-26T15:46:55.056-07:00Wow. Just wow. I had to watch it a couple times just to make sure I heard her correctly. I don't think I really need to make any type of comment towards this, her answer speaks for itself.<br /><br />And now, if you haven't already, please watch South Carolina's Lauren Caitlin Upton:<br /><br /><br /><br /><object height="392" width="464"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzU2NTQ0"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzU2NTQ0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www.break.com/index/great-answer-from-mrs-south-carolina.html">Brilliant Answer From Ms South Carolina</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-2118586922245674917?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/S4Q0qcukCavbfZDng_1QL1Fyfqc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/S4Q0qcukCavbfZDng_1QL1Fyfqc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/S4Q0qcukCavbfZDng_1QL1Fyfqc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/S4Q0qcukCavbfZDng_1QL1Fyfqc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/zSNaZbUsL1c" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/08/miss-south-carolina-at-miss-teen-usa.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-35153085791461965792007-08-14T16:05:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:08:50.835-08:002008-12-08T14:08:50.835-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Are you ready for some football?! Well, I'm happy the season is starting. Here's the story: I'm watching ESPN - San Francisco Niners vs Denver Broncos - and I see a new QB enter the game. Who is Hill? Maybe ESPN will tell me. Maybe not. Apparently ESPN doesn't know either (this is not some trivia guess who). Oh well, it's preseason, I'll fill in the blanks for you this time. </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RsI8kvvNiYI/AAAAAAAABEs/CCXAIPDcD7k/s1600-h/IMG_5540.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RsI8kvvNiYI/AAAAAAAABEs/CCXAIPDcD7k/s400/IMG_5540.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5098704330124265858" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Profile for ESPN:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RsJMbvvNiaI/AAAAAAAABE8/yM_2NcW2Ll8/s1600-h/hill.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RsJMbvvNiaI/AAAAAAAABE8/yM_2NcW2Ll8/s400/hill.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5098721767691487650" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong class="mainheader">#13 Shaun Hill QB<br />6'3" 235LBS 6TH SEASON<br />College: Maryland<br /></strong><u><strong>CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:</strong></u> <strong>2006: (With San Francisco)<br /></strong>• Earned a position on the roster as the third quarterback with an impressive preseason. Entered training camp in a battle with Jesse Palmer for the roster spot.<br />• Served as the third quarterback for all 16 games.<br /><br />source: <a href="http://www.sf49ers.com/">http://www.sf49ers.com/</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-3515308579146196579?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ykxgI6Zblv10WpvW5ZRh9K6n9_E/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ykxgI6Zblv10WpvW5ZRh9K6n9_E/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ykxgI6Zblv10WpvW5ZRh9K6n9_E/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ykxgI6Zblv10WpvW5ZRh9K6n9_E/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/mxemI3xDZNU" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/08/here-espn-ill-help-you-out.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-42901598484496906512007-08-12T22:43:00.001-07:002008-12-08T14:09:42.863-08:002008-12-08T14:09:42.863-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink Hello Kitty armbands as a mark of shame. Be scared of the Hello Kitty. I'm sure criminals will be.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rr_xe_vNiXI/AAAAAAAABEk/rTPj7s945O0/s1600-h/hello_kitty_cops2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rr_xe_vNiXI/AAAAAAAABEk/rTPj7s945O0/s400/hello_kitty_cops2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5098058818014513522" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">The striking armband features Hello Kitty sitting atop two hearts. nice. </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rr_xMPvNiWI/AAAAAAAABEc/Bd9Wcz4whm8/s1600-h/hello_kitty_cops.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rr_xMPvNiWI/AAAAAAAABEc/Bd9Wcz4whm8/s400/hello_kitty_cops.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5098058495891966306" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">source: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/07/world/asia/07cnd-thai.html?ex=1344139200&en=ddb02700f11dedb4&amp;ei=5088&amp;">NY Times</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-4290159848449690651?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gG1K8WJiGGAogCYX0wMriyiag4s/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gG1K8WJiGGAogCYX0wMriyiag4s/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gG1K8WJiGGAogCYX0wMriyiag4s/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gG1K8WJiGGAogCYX0wMriyiag4s/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/Iujjk-L1gNo" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/08/thai-hello-kitty-police-force.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-79473186831387126042007-07-30T09:50:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:09:43.030-08:002008-12-08T14:09:43.030-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">HAHA! Finally. Props to grandpa for pulling the plug on her money. $60 Million! I'm sure she has some money from whoever paid her to model and for the amazing show 'The Simple Life.' oh poor Paris :(<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rq4c1PvNiUI/AAAAAAAABEM/JqElQlrwgb4/s1600-h/parishaha.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rq4c1PvNiUI/AAAAAAAABEM/JqElQlrwgb4/s400/parishaha.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093039929685805378" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div class="storyintro"> <p><span style="font-size:85%;">"PARTY princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences - axed her inheritance.</span></p> </div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;">Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behaviour - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet.<br /><br />But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw.<br /><br />"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, who wrote a biography of the clan called <em>House Of Hilton</em>. </span></p> <span style="font-size:85%;">"He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."<br /><br />Hilton senior, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate to charity the $2.4bn he will gain from this month's sale of the company to private equity firm Blackstone.<br /><br />The money will go to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, the charity set up in the name of the founder of the family business."<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />source: <a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22157708-2,00.html">http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22157708-2,00.html</a><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-7947318683138712604?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/19ZAxQXB8Blew7Il73WCncVU-Ow/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/19ZAxQXB8Blew7Il73WCncVU-Ow/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/19ZAxQXB8Blew7Il73WCncVU-Ow/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/19ZAxQXB8Blew7Il73WCncVU-Ow/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/577o1hE4Rbw" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/07/paris-hilton-loses-60-million.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-81944604338624964752007-07-26T21:15:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:09:43.508-08:002008-12-08T14:09:43.508-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">From the tallest man and shortest man to the zorse, I now show you the tallest and smallest horses! These are official Guinness World Records for these horses.<br /><br />Some stats:<br />Radar, Tallest Living Horse, is 6feet 6inches tall. Radar is a Belgian draft horse.<br />Thumbelina, Smallest Living Horse, is 17.5 inches tall. Thumbelina is a miniature sorrel brown mare.<br /><br />I want a mini horse! Has anyone see the MTV show 'Rob and Big'? They had an episode where they went to a miniature horse farm and bought one for their house. Yeah, it was pretty sweet.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rqlze_vNiRI/AAAAAAAABD0/9VzK5cKZ5-I/s1600-h/tallsmallhorse.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rqlze_vNiRI/AAAAAAAABD0/9VzK5cKZ5-I/s400/tallsmallhorse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5091727830061779218" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">great picture</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rqlze_vNiSI/AAAAAAAABD8/1ir7cghNk2s/s1600-h/tallest-horse.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rqlze_vNiSI/AAAAAAAABD8/1ir7cghNk2s/s400/tallest-horse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5091727830061779234" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RqlzfPvNiTI/AAAAAAAABEE/95scrwbLe70/s1600-h/shortest-horse.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RqlzfPvNiTI/AAAAAAAABEE/95scrwbLe70/s400/shortest-horse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5091727834356746546" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-8194460433862496475?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xVxLsVvM_ARf9SU9QE2-Lct6org/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xVxLsVvM_ARf9SU9QE2-Lct6org/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xVxLsVvM_ARf9SU9QE2-Lct6org/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xVxLsVvM_ARf9SU9QE2-Lct6org/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/qceUkPmpIog" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com3http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/07/guinness-world-record-tallest-horse-and.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-88194930409778267332007-07-19T12:18:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:09:44.050-08:002008-12-08T14:09:44.050-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">What the ...? Identity crisis. Is it a horse or a zebra?! Both! Zorse. I can't believe that's an actual term referenced in the article. By the way, this was an accident and not a science experiment according to article. I'm gonna have to see what other hybrid animals there have been.<br /><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rp-7UHpt_iI/AAAAAAAAAmY/gpU8KUuJYAc/s1600-h/z1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rp-7UHpt_iI/AAAAAAAAAmY/gpU8KUuJYAc/s400/z1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088992058277756450" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rp-7UXpt_jI/AAAAAAAAAmg/5wGCR3V4Bbg/s1600-h/z2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rp-7UXpt_jI/AAAAAAAAAmg/5wGCR3V4Bbg/s400/z2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088992062572723762" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rp-7UXpt_kI/AAAAAAAAAmo/CfMc7ESwaak/s1600-h/z3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rp-7UXpt_kI/AAAAAAAAAmo/CfMc7ESwaak/s400/z3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088992062572723778" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rp-7Unpt_lI/AAAAAAAAAmw/a7N9__Sz_lE/s1600-h/z4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rp-7Unpt_lI/AAAAAAAAAmw/a7N9__Sz_lE/s400/z4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088992066867691090" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />From Yahoo/Reuters:<br />"Zorse 'Eclyse', a zebra-horse hybrid foal is pictured in the Safari park in Holte-Stukenbrock near the western German city of Bielefeld June 27, 2007. One-year-old Eclyse was accidentally produced when her mother a zebra, was taken from her German safari park home to a ranch in Italy for a brief time. Ecylse who was born in Italy, has stripes on her head and rear, while the body and her legs are white."<br /><br />Source: <a href="http://www.yahoo.com/">Yahoo</a> / <a href="http://www.reuters.com/">Reuters</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-8819493040977826733?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1tvlOHCS0rto9B40iKUv4GFKDN8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1tvlOHCS0rto9B40iKUv4GFKDN8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1tvlOHCS0rto9B40iKUv4GFKDN8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1tvlOHCS0rto9B40iKUv4GFKDN8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/jCT6h9TZyLg" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com35http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/07/wtf-zorse-hebra-zebra-horse-hybrid.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-57941465869151106762007-07-16T22:47:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:09:44.398-08:002008-12-08T14:09:44.398-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Bao Xishun, 7'9", meet He Pingping, 2'4". Amazingly, they both hail from the same area of Inner Mongolia. </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RpxYMnpt_bI/AAAAAAAAAlU/s-Es8Y6XabA/s1600-h/tallsmallmen.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RpxYMnpt_bI/AAAAAAAAAlU/s-Es8Y6XabA/s400/tallsmallmen.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088038652847455666" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RpxYM3pt_cI/AAAAAAAAAlc/17qXFYcRxe0/s1600-h/tallsmallmen2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RpxYM3pt_cI/AAAAAAAAAlc/17qXFYcRxe0/s400/tallsmallmen2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088038657142422978" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Bao Xishun should play basketball...teammates could just launch the ball in the air since no one else can reach that high. He doesn't even have to jump or fully extend his arms to dunk!<br /><br />As for He Pingping... he should, I have no idea. Think of something and let me know!<br /><br />source: <a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com">http://www.mentalfloss.com/</a><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-5794146586915110676?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kDNhDabA26K5DtLvMWR71bTQ0UE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kDNhDabA26K5DtLvMWR71bTQ0UE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kDNhDabA26K5DtLvMWR71bTQ0UE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kDNhDabA26K5DtLvMWR71bTQ0UE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/4XHMGFYFwao" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/07/tallest-man-and-shortest-man-together.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-33247734125714350102007-07-15T12:13:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:09:44.542-08:002008-12-08T14:09:44.542-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rppyg3pt_aI/AAAAAAAAAlM/4nIFB73Ydq4/s1600-h/princecharles.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/Rppyg3pt_aI/AAAAAAAAAlM/4nIFB73Ydq4/s400/princecharles.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087504638088707490" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Great picture. Props to the photographer. Poor girl though. Now she'll only be known for this picture...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-3324773412571435010?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/64BOzvFvCZ_vG9qRZTLsBWWgqIU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/64BOzvFvCZ_vG9qRZTLsBWWgqIU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/64BOzvFvCZ_vG9qRZTLsBWWgqIU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/64BOzvFvCZ_vG9qRZTLsBWWgqIU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/fgL3h5i4UjA" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/07/prince-charles-cmon-at-least-not-in.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-6870756791529733142007-07-14T01:36:00.000-07:002007-07-14T01:42:47.150-07:002007-07-14T01:42:47.150-07:00<object height="350" width="425"><span style="font-size:85%;">iPhone, the hottest and newest gadget on the market and Blendtec of course has to see if it will blend! The result seems killer. I wish I had $600 to burn ..er blend. It's amazing what people do these days...</span><br /><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qg1ckCkm8YI"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qg1ckCkm8YI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />source: http://www.willitblend.com/</span><br /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-687075679152973314?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dyoIhuofmbpJ0tuw9tYsKNPQszQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dyoIhuofmbpJ0tuw9tYsKNPQszQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dyoIhuofmbpJ0tuw9tYsKNPQszQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dyoIhuofmbpJ0tuw9tYsKNPQszQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/ILRSnBxeHYI" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/07/iphone-will-it-blend.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-73218863597474822882007-07-13T22:44:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:09:44.700-08:002008-12-08T14:09:44.700-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RphjVnpt_ZI/AAAAAAAAAlE/3AeLVfn5Ga8/s1600-h/gothspongebob.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6CFwOArXsI/RphjVnpt_ZI/AAAAAAAAAlE/3AeLVfn5Ga8/s400/gothspongebob.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086925002187341202" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Hmm, someone doesn't fit in...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-7321886359747482288?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BsVixoR4adOJP61MsVHOH3R7INA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BsVixoR4adOJP61MsVHOH3R7INA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BsVixoR4adOJP61MsVHOH3R7INA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BsVixoR4adOJP61MsVHOH3R7INA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/oq5vAR_2XHk" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com0http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/07/which-one-does-not-belong.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050258244782879325.post-59747801869477397732007-07-12T22:30:00.000-07:002007-07-12T22:36:17.825-07:002007-07-12T22:36:17.825-07:00<object height="392" width="464"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzMwNDE1"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzMwNDE1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330415">Planet Earth - Shark plays with Seal</a><br /><br />I don't know about joke funny, but this Great White Shark gets ridiculous height eating the seal. Pretty amazing if you ask me. I can't stop watching this. Chomp chomp. Yummy. <br /><br />If you haven't watched it, the Planet Earth series is amazing. Man Vs Wild too. Bear Grylls pwns nature.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">- quickjoke.blogspot.com :D<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6050258244782879325-5974780186947739773?l=quickjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/C94f72WtEryt5PTEEDZ20aROK4U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/C94f72WtEryt5PTEEDZ20aROK4U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/C94f72WtEryt5PTEEDZ20aROK4U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/C94f72WtEryt5PTEEDZ20aROK4U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/SGIc/~4/LNNmcMhs7_c" height="1" width="1"/>JRKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10304674910975429797noreply@blogger.com4http://quickjoke.blogspot.com/2007/07/amazing-shark-eating-seal.html