Rajni Jokes

Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 13

2012-05-15T19:34:00.004-07:00

1. Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple.
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2. What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? Oh my Rajnikanth!
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3. After 20 years, Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth.
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4. When Rajnikanth logs on to Facebook.com, Facebook updates its status message.
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5. CAT is outdated. Now, the students have to prepare for RAT…wondering what it is?…Rajnikanth Aptitude Test.
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Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 12

2012-05-15T19:34:00.003-07:00

1. Rajni is so hot…the cigarette burns before it’s lit.
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2. Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he’s wearing them.
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3. Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced.
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4. Only Rajnikanth can smell what the rock is cooking.
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5. Intel’s new tag line…. RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
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Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 11

2012-05-15T19:34:00.000-07:00

1. Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
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2. Rajnikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day.
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3. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
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4. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano.
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5. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
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Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 10

2012-05-15T19:32:00.003-07:00

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
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2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.
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3. Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
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4. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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5. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life.
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Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 9

2012-05-15T19:31:00.005-07:00

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth.
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2. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it.
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3. Rajnikanth kills two stones with one bird.
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4. Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you.
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5. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.
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Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 8

2012-05-15T19:31:00.001-07:00

1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
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2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
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3. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea.
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4. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
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5. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
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Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 7

2012-05-15T19:30:00.002-07:00

1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes.
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2. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.
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3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
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4. Rajnikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad. He just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
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5. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.

Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 6

2012-05-15T19:29:00.002-07:00

1. Rajnikanth can divide something by zero.
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2. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
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3. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
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4. Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
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5. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 5

2012-05-15T19:28:00.001-07:00

1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
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3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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4. Rajnikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
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5. Rajnikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.

Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 4

2012-05-15T19:27:00.003-07:00

1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated..

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2. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2^nd; no one fools Rajnikanth.
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3. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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4. The last time Rajnikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated.
How? Resonance.
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5. Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
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Rajnikanth Jokes May Latest Collection Part 3

2012-05-15T19:25:00.003-07:00

1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
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2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille.
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3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
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4. Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
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5. Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Rajnikanth Jokes may 2012 part 2

2012-05-15T19:12:00.005-07:00

1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.
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2. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
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3. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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4. Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
So don’t bother.
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5. Rajnikanth saved the gal with one hand…titanic with the other

Rajnikanth internet facts may 2012

2012-05-15T19:12:00.001-07:00

1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE.
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2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow him. He is already following everybody.
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3. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
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4. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
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5. Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Rajnikanth Jokes and facts may 2012

2012-05-15T19:11:00.002-07:00

1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
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2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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3. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
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4. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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5. Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.

Rajnikanth Jokes May 2012

2012-05-15T19:10:00.002-07:00

1. Once Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life.

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2. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back. That was the last time someone saw Dinosaurs.
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3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman…out of rain.
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4. When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on…. he turns the dark off.
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5. Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed;
if he makes an error, that’s an invention.

how girls can translate

2012-04-30T04:55:00.002-07:00

It's amazing how girls can translate a guy's
'Hi' into a billion meanings while all he meant
was just 'Hi'

Kya aap ke tooth paste mien namak hay?

2012-04-30T04:54:00.010-07:00

He has a point Troll Footballer

2012-04-30T04:54:00.007-07:00

Gandhiji ke jeevan se prabhavit

2012-04-30T04:54:00.004-07:00

Gandhiji ke jeevan se prabhavit hokar maine unki photo jama karna shuru ki hai
Aap logo ke pass 10, 20, 50, 100, 500, 1000, ke
jitne NOTE hai dekar sanyog kare :P

Ek enGineer ki PUKAR

2012-04-30T04:54:00.001-07:00

Ek enGineer ki PUKAR...- Hey bhagwan uthale mujhe..
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. exam ke baad vapas bhej dena...:D :P

That awkward moment for Bobby Deol

2012-04-30T04:53:00.008-07:00

That awkward moment when Bobby Deol's
wife calls him 'Bobby darling' :P :D

Loving someone who doesn't love you

2012-04-30T04:53:00.004-07:00

Loving someone who doesn't love you is like Batting when you need 37 runs in 6 balls.... You know it is impossible but you still have
little hope...
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Nehra will bowl the last over

Santa looking at sky

2012-04-30T04:53:00.001-07:00

Santa looking at sky asks Banta : Is that a sun or moon? Banta replies :
Oye !
No idea!
Im new to this city.

Why cant girls say anything

2012-04-28T04:05:00.001-07:00

My dream car

2012-04-27T21:25:00.006-07:00