tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38336442794434430002024-09-01T11:09:05.467-07:00Joke of the DayPandabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09301743247834933072noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3833644279443443000.post-80060738563315122932014-06-08T22:47:00.001-07:002014-06-08T22:49:40.512-07:00Joke of the Day<br />
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What do you call a bear with no teeth??</div>
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A Gummy Bear!!!</div>
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?</div>
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Because it's Pointless!!</div>
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What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?</div>
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This tastes Funny!<br />
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Pandabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09301743247834933072noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3833644279443443000.post-70490829501680383672014-06-07T19:31:00.001-07:002014-06-07T19:31:37.200-07:00I Can't Eat This Soup!!<div class="sub_buzz_desc_w_attr">
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I Can't Eat This Soup!!</h2>
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An old man comes into a restaurant, sits at his usual table, </div>
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and orders the usual — matzoh ball soup.</div>
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The waiter sets it down in front of him, and stands back to watch him enjoy it. </div>
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But the man just sits there.</div>
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“Is there something wrong?” the waiter asks.<br />
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“I can’t eat this soup,” the man replies. <br />
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“Is it too hot?” the waiter asks. “No.” “Too cold?” “No.” “Too salty?” “No.” <br />
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The waiter calls for the maitre d’, and for the chef, </div>
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and each goes through the same routine: “Too hot?” “Too cold?” “No, no no.”</div>
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Finally the chief, at his wits end, says, </div>
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“Sir, I will taste the soup myself. Where is the spoon?”</div>
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<strong>“A-ha!!”</strong></div>
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