Tintumon Jokes and SMS's @ Tintumonte Thamashakal

Children's Day | ചിൽഡ്രൻസ് ഡേ

2024-07-08T22:00:00.001+05:30

Teacher: November 14 Children's Day aayathu enthukondu??

Tintumon: February 14 Valentine's Day kazhinju , 10 maasam thikayunnathu

kondu!!

ടീച്ചർ: നവംബർ 14 ചിൽഡ്രൻസ് ഡേ ആയത് എന്തു കൊണ്ട്?

ടിൻ്റുമോൻ: ഫെബ്രുവരി 14 വാലന്റൈൻസ് ഡേ കഴിഞ്ഞു, 10 മാസം തികയുന്നത് കൊണ്ട്!!

Appooppan Maricha Leav

2024-06-30T23:40:00.001+05:30

Appooppan : Ayyo mone ninte teacher varunnund. Poyi olichirunno

Tintumon : Adyam appooppan poyi olichirunno

Appooppan : Athenthina

Tintumon : Appooppan marichu enn paranjanu njan kazhinga randazhcha leave eduthath

അപ്പൂപ്പൻ : അയ്യോ മോനേ നിന്റെ ടീച്ചർ വരുന്നുണ്ട്. പോയി ഒളിച്ചിരുന്നോ

ടിൻ്റുമോൻ: ആദ്യം അപ്പൂപ്പൻ പോയി ഒളിച്ചിരുന്നോ

അപ്പൂപ്പൻ : അതെന്തിനാ

ടിൻ്റുമോൻ : അപ്പൂപ്പൻ മരിച്ചു എന്നു പറഞ്ഞാണൂ ഞാൻ കഴിഞ്ഞ രണ്ടാഴ്ച ലീവ് എടുത്തത്

Czechoslovakia

2024-06-30T23:13:00.002+05:30

English Teacher: Which place you like the most?

Tintumon: Chekoslovakia

Teacher: Wow, spell it

Tintumon: Pattiche...! I like GOA

Orale Pole 7 Per | ഒരാളെ പോലെ 7 പേർ

2024-06-30T08:18:00.009+05:30

Tintumon : Amme Teacher paranju orale pole 7 per undavumennu. Appol Enne pole 7 per kaanumo?

Amma : Ninte Achante swabhavam vachu kuranjathu 10 perenkilum kanumeda…!

ടിൻ്റുമോൻ : അമ്മേ ടീച്ചർ പറഞ്ഞു ഒരാളെ പോലെ 7 പേർ ഉണ്ടാവുമെന്ന്. അപ്പോൾ എന്നെ പോലെ 7 പേർ കാണുമോ?

അമ്മ : നിന്റെ അച്ഛന്റെ സ്വഭാവം വച്ച് കുറഞ്ഞത് 10 പേരെങ്കിലും കാണുമെടാ..!

Sathyavum Viswasavum

2016-07-25T11:24:00.001+05:30

Teacher: Sathyavum Viswasavum thammilulla vyathyaasam enth?
Tintumon: Saarinu padippikkan ariyilla ennathu sathyam. Athu njangalkk ariyilla ennathu saarinte viswaasam!

ടീച്ചർ : സത്യവും വിശ്വാസവും തമ്മിലുള്ള വ്യത്യാസം എന്ത്?
ടിന്റുമോൻ: സാറിനു പഠിപ്പിക്കാൻ അറിയില്ല എന്നത് സത്യം. അത് ഞങ്ങൾക്ക് അറിയില്ല എന്നത് സാറിൻറെ വിശ്വാസം!

Tintumon in Music Reality Show

2011-12-10T20:40:00.000+05:30

Tintuvinu Music Reality Showyil selection kitti.
First roundile Tintuvinte pattu kazhinjappol...
Judge : Enthada ithu? Sangathiyumilla... Shadjavumilla....
Tintumon : Ente saare...; "Sangathi" illenkil pinne enthina "Shadjam"...!!!

Thadi Kurakkanulla Margam

2011-12-10T20:38:00.000+05:30

Dundumol : Eda Tintu, ente thadi kurakkaan oru margam paranju thadaa...
Tintumon : Athinu nee ninte thala idathekkum valathekkum thirichal mathram mathi.
Dundumol: Angane cheythaal enganeyadaa thadi kurayunne...?
Tintumon : Atho...? Ninnodu aarengilum enthenkilum thinnan parayumbolokke nee ingane cheythal mathi. Ninte thadi thaane kuranjolum.!!!

Kainottam

2011-05-24T19:44:00.000+05:30

Tintumon to Dundumon : Eda, njan 100 vayassu vare jeevikkumennu oru kainottakkaran paranju.
Dundumon : Ayaal ninte kai mathramalle nokkiyulloo, kayyilirippu koodi nokiiyirunnenkil 30 thikachu parayillayirunnu.

Tintumon Video : Romantic Tintumon

2010-12-19T14:48:00.000+05:30

Revenge

2010-09-03T07:40:00.000+05:30

Achan : Eda, njan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville... appol nee ninte vishamam mattan enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon : Njan veettile toilet nallapole kazhuki vrithi aakkum.
Achan : Athu kond ninte vishmam engane theerum??
Tintumon : Njan toilet vrithi aakkunath Achante toothbrush kondaa...!!!

Mudinja Premam

2010-09-03T07:33:00.000+05:30

Achan : Ninte oru mudinja "PREMAM"! Naatil muzhuvan paattayi! Aake naanakkedayi...Ini aarenkilum ariyan undoda?
Tintumon : Aval arinjittilla...!!!

Apoppan Marichu

2010-09-03T07:26:00.000+05:30

Tintumon : Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma : Alla mone, apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon : Appam eppazha kari vekkunne!!!

Prayers Before Eating

2010-09-03T07:24:00.000+05:30

Teacher : Now Tintumon, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Tintumon : No sir, my mom is a good cook!!

Cigarattu Valiyum Cancerum

2010-09-03T07:23:00.000+05:30

Dundumon : "Cigarattu valikkumbol cancer varumennu parayunnathu sariyano?
Tintumon : Njan valikkumbol puka maathrame varunnullu...!

Ente Hridhayam Ambalam Alla

2010-08-21T23:27:00.000+05:30

Tintumon to a Girl : I love you.
Girl : Ente Kaalil cherippundu..
Tintumon : "Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla... kayari ponnolu...!!
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Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!!

English Grammer Class

2010-08-21T23:24:00.000+05:30

Tintumon : I am sleep with dad last night.
Teacher corrects him : No..no..I slept with dad last night.
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Tintumon : So.. you came after I slept..?

Teacharude Maravi

2010-08-21T23:21:00.001+05:30

Tintumon : Amme... teacherkku bhayankara maraviya...
Amma : Athentha...?
Tintumon : Teacher boardil Mahabharatham ennu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu aranennu.!!

Child Marriage

2010-08-21T23:18:00.000+05:30

Teacher : Whom do you hate most?
Tintumon : Raja Ram Mohan Roy.
Teacher : Oh God! Y do you hate him?
Tintumon : He abolished Child Marriage!!!!!!!!

Maths

2010-08-21T23:16:00.002+05:30

Teacher : "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Tintumon : "A wrong answer."

Tintumonte Chenda

2010-08-16T23:37:00.000+05:30

Tintumon : Achaa.., Enikkoru chenda vangi tharumo?
Achan : Illa, nee athu kondu mattullavare shalyam cheyyum.
Tintumon : Illacha..., njan athu ellavarum urangiyaale edukkathollu...!

Mottennu Viriyathaval

2010-08-16T23:34:00.002+05:30

UKG-yil padikunna Tintumonod LKG-yil padikunna Pinkimol : "I Love you Da.."
Tintumon : Pha...dash mole.! Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njanenthu cheyyana...

Worst Youth

2010-08-16T23:31:00.000+05:30

Tintumon : The youth nowadays are getting Worse!!
Friend : Why do you say that?
Tintumon : When I was in Temple, a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarathi. I was shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle!!

Sambhavam

2010-08-16T23:28:00.000+05:30

Teacher : Tintumon, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon : Njan!!!

Kudamattam

2010-08-16T23:27:00.000+05:30

Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna Tintumonodu Achan : Engottadaa ee keeriya kudayumayi?
Tintumon : Thrissur poorathinu povaa... avide kuda maatamundennu kettu, ee kuda maarikitumonu nokkatte.!

Tintumon's Essay on "Cow"

2010-08-13T07:09:00.000+05:30

(Please read at your own risk, you may forget your english by the time you finish reading this!)
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Tintumon's Essay on "Cow" :
"He is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to the basement. He is mostly a girl . Its motion is very useful, green colour. It has tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after the death.