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I think this student should get 100%

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sun, 21 Oct 2012 11:32:00 +0000

Love this one! My kind of guy not too intelligent but very smart.

I think this student should get 100%

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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Amazing Magic Image

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 14:07:00 +0000

Amazing Magic Image

1. Stare at the red star on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds

2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plane surface

3. Keep blinking your eyes!

You'll be amazed!

Funny Office Signs..

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 07:40:00 +0000

Funny Office Signs..

GLASS OF MILK

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 04:32:00 +0000

GLASS OF MILK

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.

He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.

Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! . She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe you?"

You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."

He said ... "Then I thank you from my heart."

As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.

Many years later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.

Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.

Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.

Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once.

He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.

After a long struggle, the battle was won.

Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge, and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words ...

"Paid in full with one glass of milk"

(Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.

Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You,
God, that Your love has spread broad through human hearts and hands."

There's a saying which goes something like this: Bread cast on the water comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or someone you love at the least expected time’s,€€ If you never see the deed again at least you will have made the world a better place - And, after all, isn't that what life is all about?

Now you have two choices.

1. You can send this page on and spread a positive message.

2. Or ignore it and pretend it never touched your heart.

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which -- To burn.

Don't be too Romantic

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 07:08:00 +0000

Don't be too Romantic

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Don't Trust A Fairy

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 08:49:00 +0000

Don't Trust A Fairy

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than
me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
years old.

Tell Me what is the moral of the story...... ?

Finally..! CPU inside KEYBOARD.

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 08:31:00 +0000

Zoo Zoo calender 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 06:13:00 +0000

Don't work too hard

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 11:07:00 +0000

Don't work too hard.....

If you do so...
u will become.......

Expectations of management.

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:58:00 +0000

Techno magic: "wat else do v want".

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 15:01:00 +0000

Google has Done it Again !!!

Check out this device ...
Guess what you can do with a touch screen, camera, scanner, WiFi, and google maps ...

View a building through it, and it gives you all the information about that building....

Choose a building and touch a floor and it tells you more details of the building. You can use it when you want to know a car model, an insect name, what kind of food is served at a restaurant and how much, who built a bridge, etc. etc.

It’s got a scanner built in.

so you can use it this way when you want to check the meaning of a word in the newspaper, book, magazine, etc. It would be much easier to read a real book. You can use the dictionary, Wikipedia, thesaurus and anything else available on the web. What do you think?

Indoor guide:Works in a building, airport, station, hospital, etc.

Automatic simultaneous translation: here Latin to English.

Search keyword: Helpful when you want to find out a word from a lot of text in newspaper/book.

Nutrition: This kind of function would be helpful for health freaks..

Spying Stuff..

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:53:00 +0000

Foolishness .. :)

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 13:10:00 +0000

Independence Day wallpapers

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 16:25:00 +0000

Click on the image to enlarge it:

Happy Independence Day

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 15:53:00 +0000

Happy Independence day

Indian Flag Made of Colored Smoke---By Indian Aiforce "Saarey Jahan Say Achcha Hindustaan Hamara"

Rules for Flag Hoisting ( INDIA )

Code of Conduct

Being a national symbol it is respected by every Indian . There are certain dos and don'ts laid down for common people regarding Indian flag

* When the National Flag is raised the saffron color band should be at the top.

* No flag or emblem should be placed either above the National Flag or to its right.

* All other flags to be placed to the left of the National Flag if they are hung in a line.

* When the National Flag is carried in a procession or parade, it shall be on the marching right or in front of the center of the line, if there is a line of other flags.

* Normally the National Flag should be flown over important government buildings like the Rashtrapati Bhawan, the Parliament House, the Supreme Court of India, the High Courts, the Secretariats, the Commissioners' office etc.

* The National Flag or any imitation of it must not be used for purpose of trade, business, or profession.

* The National Flag should always be taken down in the evening at sunset.

According to flag code of India citizens of India did not had the right to hoist the Indian flag except for some important days like Republic day, Independence day and Mahatma Gandhi's birthday. A renowned industrialist Naveen Jindal challenged this in the court as when he hoisted the flag on his office building he was told not to do so as it may be taken as a breach of code of Indian flag. Then he lodged a PIL (Public Interest Litigation) in the court now the decision of the court is pending in this regard but a temporary permission has been granted to Indian citizens to hoist the flag on any day but in a respectable manner.

Some Interesting Facts

* The Indian flag was hoisted on the highest mountain peak of the world, Mount Everest on 29th May 1953.

* Madam Bhikaji Rustom Cama was the first person to hoist Indian flag on foreign soil on 22nd August 1907 in Stuttgrat, Germany.

* The Indian National Flag flew to space in 1984 when Wing Commander Rakesh Sharma went to the space. The flag was attached as a medallion on the space suit of Rakesh Sharma..

Independence day wallpapers

Funny Customers

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 08:12:00 +0000

A customer calls to Customer Support Department:

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send Screen Shot.

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Interesting Unusual Things

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:56:00 +0000

Every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb!

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:45:00 +0000

Every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb!

Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction. Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb!

There always exist two sides of the same coin!

All good things come to those who wait
But
Time and tide wait for none

The pen is mightier than the sword
But
Actions speak louder than words.

Wise men think alike.
But
Fools seldom differ.

The best things in life are free.
But
There’s no such thing as free lunch.

Slow and steady wins the race.
But
Time waits for none.

Look before you leap.
But
Strike while the iron is hot.

Do it well, or not at all.
But
Half a loaf is better than none.

Birds of a feather flock together.
But
Opposites attract.

Don't cross your bridges before you come to them.
But
Forewarned is fore armed.

Doubt is the begining of wisdom.
But
Faith will move mountains.

Great starts make great finishes.
But
It isn't over till it's over.

Practice makes perfect.
But
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

Silence s Golden.
But
The squeaky wheels gets the grease.

You're never too old to learn.
But
you can't teach the old dog new tricks.

What's good for the goose is good for the gardner.
But
One man's meat is another man's poison.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
But
Out of sight, Out of mind.

Too Many cooks spoil the broth.
But
Many hands make light work.

Hold fast to the words of your ancestors.
But
wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.

The Obedient Wife.

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 03:04:00 +0000

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of

his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want

you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I

want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart,

that when he died, she would put all of the money into the

casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was

sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next

to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the

undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!"

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the

box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the

casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in

there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I cannot go back on my word. I

promised him that I was going to put that money into the

casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with

him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my

account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he

can spend it."

Typical Woman (A Short Pictorial Story)

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sat, 29 May 2010 14:27:00 +0000

Just for fun

Axe Story New Version

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Thu, 20 May 2010 03:13:00 +0000

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a

man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a

river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared

and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed

the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is

this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your

axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe.

"Is this your

axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes

to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the

riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord

again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with

ANGELINA JOLIE "Is

this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a

misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You

would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you

would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have

given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care

of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and

honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

Amazing computer errors

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 05:51:00 +0000

Power of non-violence

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 14:25:00 +0000

Mr. Arun Gandhi, grandson of Mahatma Gandhi and founder of the M.K.

Gandhi Institute for Non-violence, in his June 9 lecture at the

University of Puerto Rico , shared the following story as an example of

"non-violence in parenting":

"I was 16 years old and living with my parents at the institute my

grandfather had founded 18 miles outside of Durban , South Africa , in

the middle of the sugar plantations. We were deep in the country and had

no neighbors, so my two sisters and I would always look forward to going

to town to visit friends or go to the movies.

One day, my father asked me to drive him to town for an all-day

conference, and I jumped at the chance. Since I was going to town, my

mother gave me a list of groceries she needed and, since I had all day

in town, my father ask me to take care of several pending chores, such

as getting the car serviced. When I dropped my father off that morning,

he said, ' I will meet you here at 5:00 p.m. , and we will go home

together. '

After hurriedly completing my chores, I went straight to the nearest

movie theatre. I got so engrossed in a John Wayne double-feature that I

forgot the time. It was 5:30 before I remembered. By the time I ran to

the garage and got the car and hurried to where my father was waiting

for me, it was almost 6:00.

He anxiously asked me, ' Why were you late? 'I was so ashamed of telling

him I was watching a John Wayne western movie that I said, '

The car wasn't ready, so I had to wait, not realizing that he had

already called the garage. When he caught me in the lie, he said: '

There's something wrong in the way I brought you up that didn't' give

you the confidence to tell me the truth. In order to figure out where I

went wrong with you, I'm going to walk home 18 miles and think about it.

So, dressed in his suit and dress shoes, he began to walk home in the

dark on mostly unpaved, unlit roads. I couldn't leave him, so for

five-and-a-half hours I drove behind him, watching my father go through

this agony for a stupid lie that I uttered. I decided then and there

that I was never going to lie again.

I often think about that episode and wonder, if he had punished me the

way we punish our children, whether I would have learned a lesson at

all. I don't think so. I would have suffered the punishment and gone on

doing the same thing. But this single non-violent action was so powerful

that it is still as if it happened yesterday.

"That is the power of non-violence."

Diary Of a Young Wife

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 03:53:00 +0000

Monday:

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.

It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:

We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:

I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:

Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.

It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.

Friday:

Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did,to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:

Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me? why me ?"

Hmmm....It must be his job.

Why Teachers are So Stressed...check it out

noreply@blogger.com (Preethi) — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 03:30:00 +0000

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