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2022-10-16T12:44:00.003-07:00

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Ki shuruaat karte he

RUPYA PAISA KAMANE K RAHASYMAYI TARIKE ( DHANWAN -AMEER)

2011-10-31T04:14:00.000-07:00

bharat rishi muniyo ka desh he !!

in mahatamao ko parmatma ne apne kayi rahsya bata rakhe he.. lekin ye un rahsyo ko apne mann me hi chupa K rakhTe he

kisi kisi pe INKI kripa drashti pad JATI to ye bata dete he

lekin wo bhi unsuljhi pahlei ki tarah jisne suljha liya wo labh utha leta he jo nahi samjh paya wo isi
gutthi me ulajh k rah jata he!!

aaj aapko isi tarah ki unsuljhi gutthi suljha k deta hun kaam aa jaye to dua dena is se bhi labh na utha sako to doob marna iske bad bhi kuch nahi kar paao to !!
jeena vyarth he bojh he apman he

zindagi gujarne k liye sabse zaroori chiz kya he ?

pagal ko bhi ye sawal puchoge to patthar maar k kahega paisa or kya sala hota mere paas to pagal nahi hota me :|

haan ye sach he 90% mushkil paise se aasan ho jati he.. jiske paas paisa nahi he wahi samjh sakta he is baat ko
ye chiz hi aesi he jitna ho kam hi lagta he khair ye faltu ki baat chor k sidhe mudde ki baat pe aate he!!

QUE.1 dhan ki devi kon .....? ( A) .DURGA ( b). SARSVATI (c). PARVATI (D). LAXMI

ANS. (D) LAXMI bilkul sahi jawab is sawal ka jawab de kar jeete to kuch bhi nahi ho aage chalte he shayed kuch jeet jaao

QUE.2 laxmi ka vahan kon...? (A). MARUTI 800 ( B ). PULSHAR ( C ) TATA NAINO ( D ) ULLU

hmm D. ullu ko lock kar diya jaye :-? bilkul sahi jawab D ullu is ka jawab de kar bhi aapne kuch nahi jeeta he

in sawalo ka jawab bachhe bhi jante he

lekin ye batao laxmi ka vahan ullu kyon he ? koi mahngi si car ya achhi si bike kyon nahi

batao nahi malum na ? pata he mujhe tumhe iska jawab nahi malum he ;))

agar iska jawab malum hota to tum log abhi ye blog pe dhanwan banne k tarike nahi padh rahe hote aish maar rahe hote :))

na to petrol ki mahngayi na bheed zyada hona hi vajah he bhai pahle hi bola he is desh me sare rahsya pahleiyo me he

jisne suljha liya uske vare k nyare

laxmi ji ne bhi ye rahsya bataya lekin paheli me :d ab baat zyada lambi kiye bina sidhe se rasta dikha hi du

sidhi si baat he laxmi aati he ullu pe beth k agar tumhe dhanwan banna he to sabse pahle ullu banana sikh lo

ye ullu aapke aas paas hi hote he bas unhe achhe se banane ki zaroorat he :d

itihas gawah he jisne jitna zyada ullu banaya usne utna maal batora he

pahle hum bharat vasiyo ko raja maharajao ne ullu banaya or aish ki

fir angrezo ne ab neta log bana rahe he or laxmi ki kripa paa rahe he

aaj k yug me sirf neta hi ullu nahi bana rahe sara k sara desh hi ullu banane me laga he

zyada logo ko kam waqt me sath me ullu banane ko bade level k ullubazo tv ka sahara liya he

wo kahin gora hone ki cream bech k ullu bana rahe to kahin slim hone k belt bech k

or pata hote hue bhi log bade aaram se ullu ban rahe he

or laxmi un pe beth k ja rahi banane wale ki tijori me

aap jisko pana chahe usse toot k mohabbat kare kisi ki parwah kiye bina tab hi aapko wo chiz milti he or itihash gawah he

apne prem ko pane k liye kayi aashiq aise hue he jinhone apne maa baap desh duniya logo se bagavat kar li

tum bhi is tarah k aahiq bano or paise ko apni mehbooba bana k usko toot k chaho usse mohabbat karo

uske or tumhare bich jo aane ki koshish kare usse rishte-nate tod do ek na ek din tumhe tumhari mohabbat mil jaegi ...

ullu banane k liye sabse pahle apne dil se " RAHAM" "DAYA" "WAFADARI" naam ki bekar ki

chizO ko bahar nikal feko ye badi badha he dhan k marg me kamini har jagah tang ada deti he

or laxmiJI se door kar deti he :|

free me milne wali har chiz utha lo chahe kaam ki ho ya na ho !!

or chahe tumhari jaan jane ka khatra ho kisi chiz se or dost padoshi rishtedar k liye

wo zaroori ho to free me mat do [-(

bhikariyo se talluk banao or kam kimat me unse rotiya kharid lo wo waise bhi wo itna zyada mang k le aate he ki 4 din tak unke kaam lag jaye or faltu me khana fek dete he

is tarah bhojan ka sahi upyog ho jaega or tumhe bhi gas ki badhti kimat bhi nahi akhregi

akhbar kharido mat subah jaldi uth k ghumne ki aadat dalo or padosiyo k yahan se chura lo waise isme paap nahi he
ye akhbar wale khud bhi chori ki khabar or kahani hi chapte he to chori k maal ko chura k hi istmal karo

gaay bhenso ko basi roti khilane ki aadat bhi dalo usse fayda ye hoga ki aap kuch roti khila k taza dudh bhi nikal sakte he jisse subah ki chay ka intzam ho jaega ye bhi chori nahi he ye bahadoori ka kaam he isme gaay bhens ki laat se aapke dant tootne ka bhi dar he :|

waise to bike n car kharido hi mat agar kharid hi li he to kabhi petrol mat kharido

apne padosi ya dost se kuch zaroori kaam ka bahana bana k mang lo bike or

thoda sa petrol usme se chura lo boond boond se tanki bhar lo apni bike ki

waise train me langda k chadhoge to jagah bhi mil jaegi or paise bhi nahi lagenge

koi kya sochega mere bare me ye khyal to galti se bhi dil me mat aane do jis din ye khyal aana shuru hota he

usi din se daridrta tumhari mehman ban k sath aane lagti he jaise jaise ye khyal apni pakad banata he

garibi bhi jade jama leti he

aaj paise k liye log sari duniya k samne apni bahu betiyo k sath KAZRARE KAZRARE BOL K thoomke lagate he or sab unki tarif karte he

vajah unhone besharmi kar kar k paisa kama liya he or ab wo paise wale he

unhi ki tarah besharm bano sharam naam ki bimari se picha chura lo

ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna

ZINDAGI ME AAPNE PAISA KAISE KAMAYA YE AHMIYAT NAHI RAKHTA ..AAPNE KITNA KAMAYA YE AHAM HE

shadi k baad jaise hi nayi bahu apne ghar aati he sab kyon kahte he laxmi aayi he vajah saaf he dulha ullu

hota he or us pe savar ho k aayi he

ye duniya ka dastoor he jo yugo se chalta aa raha he zindagi me sab ek dusre ko ullu bana k hi chal rahe he agar tum kahin ullu ban gaye ho to us baat ko le k dukhi mat ho or na hi aanshu bahao kyonki koi kitna hi shyana kyon na ho ullu banta hi he

aage badho hosla rakho or ent ka jawab patthar se do

or jo mile use ullu banao ek soor me gaao mile ullu mera tumhara to ullu bane hamara
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VASHIKARAN--MANTRA

2011-04-05T21:28:00.000-07:00

har jagah nirash kisi kaam me safalta na milna haath aaye avsar bhi naqamyabi me badal jana to har inshan nirasha me doob k apna jevan barbad kar leta he..lekin ab nirash hone ki jarurat nahi he...
   na to hum aapko bechne aaye he tavij na hi koi chamtkari anguthi na koi chamtkari mala..... hum to aapka parichay karwaenge aapko apne hi andar chupi shaktiyo se jinhe aapko mantro se sadhna he
yahan diye ja rahe kuch mantra

in mantro ka upyog kar k aap kisi ko bhi apne vash me kar sakte he jawan se laga k budhiya aurat ko ya bache se laga k budhe mard ko

ya kisi bhi janwar ko apne ishare pe nacha sakte he ya aap se milo door bethe kisi bhi vyakti ko aap bethe bethe kuch mantro k upyog se apne paas bula sakte he
yahan aapko diye ja rahe he totko k sath mantra inhe padh k laabh leve

   1.divy netra jyoti--

  divya netra jyoti is se aap sirf samne wale ki aankho me aankhe daal k apne vash me kar sakte he.. totke k liye samgri-- badi size ka ek nimbu, 2 spoon mdh ki deggi mirch, 2spoon haldi, 2 spoon sukha dhaniya,podina, tata namak swadanusar podine ko laal hone tak dhimi aanch pe bhune 20 gm mungfali k tail me jab podina puri tarah bhun k laal ho jaye usme kate hue adrak k barik tukde daal de uske baad isme murgi k passene ki 2 boond dale fir namak mirch daal k sab ko ache se mila le jab ye ban k tayar ho jaye apne paas rakh le

raat me 12 baje apne ghar ka sara pani baha de pani ki ek boond bhi ghar me nahi rahni chahiye ya aesi jagah ka chayan kare jahan se pani kam se kam 20 k.m door ho aasan lagaa k beth jaye
is mantra ka ucharana jor jor se 200 baar kare >>>
"yahoo bhum swaha nesto nabooda netram jyoti tivram bham bham bhmaaa bham"

uske baad nimbu kaat k uska ras kisi bartan me le or jo masala aapne banaya he usko alag bartan me le fir dono pe wahi mantra padh k 11,11 bar fooke jor se fuknaa he fuuuuuuuu kar k

  fir masala nimbu k ras k sath mila le mix is tarah karna he k dhila dhila rahe ras jitna ho us matra me masala milaye

ab dono hath ki pahli ungli me masala uthaye or bham bham ki aawaz moo se nikalte hue apni aankho me purai tarah se lagayeki aankho ka koi bhi sthan chute nahi

agar aap mann saaf hoga to aankho jordar jalan hogi.. or jaise hi jalan ka anubhav ho aap khush ho jaye ki aapka ye kaam qamyab hua or haan jalan k mare agar aapne mootra tyag diya vastro me to aapka kaam bigad jaega
aanshu nikle niklne do lekin mal mootra nahi nikalna chahiye

or jor jor se bham bham ka ucharan karte rahe kuch ghanto k baad aankhe khol le fir apne ghar jaye ab aap jisko chahe apni aankho se nachaye or is tuch prani ko bhi aashirwad de ki wo aage bhi isi tarah sabki seva karta rahe


   2.divya karan shakti

divya karan shakti ye shakti se aap milo door beth k jis vyakti ki baate sunna chahte he he sun sakte he bina kisi upkaran k bas aapko jaroorat he kuch karne ki

is vidhi me kaam aane wali samgri he 100 m.l. petrol 200 g.m barood ek itra ki choti botal.... khusbudar kuch agarbatiya or kuch saaf suthre kapde k chote chote 2 tukde lo dono tukdo pe kaan ka chitra bana le or unhe itra me bhiga le uske baad is mantra ka ucharan jor jor se 500 baar kare

"yahoo bhum swaha nesto nabooda karnam jyoti tivram bham bham bhmaaa bham"

jab 500 baar mantra padh le fir barood or petrol mix kar le is ghol me dono kapde bhigo le or unhe bham bham karte hue apne kaano me daal le haan pahle sidhe kaan me dale fir ulte me uske baad do garabati le unhe jalaye or jor jor se bham bham ka ucharan karte hue apne kaano k paas le jaye agar aapka mann saaf hua to turant bham ki aawaz sunayi degi or kano me jalane jaisa anubhav hoga is se vichlit na ho ye shakti aapke kano me parvesh kar rahi he kuch der dhiraj rakhe dard ko bardast kare q ki har dard k piche hi qamyabi he maa ko dard hota he tabhi santan ki prapti hoti he is sansar me har vastu pane k liye dard se gujarna padta he
is tarah jab 1 ghanta bit jaye aapki shakti ban k tayar he ab aapko kuch nahi karna he jiski baat sun na chahta he usko apni aankhe band kar k apne samne laao or wo kya baate karta he suno -- jab aap ye sab karne me qamyab ho jaye is garib ko dua me jaroor yaad rakhe dhanywad

   3.. divya nasaa shakti

is shakti se aap sungh k hi pata laga sakte he ki samne wala kaisa he vafadar he ya gaddar he koi kaam shuru karne se pahle hi uske natize aap sungh k pata laga sakte he ki usme laabh he ya hani he
sirf sungh k hi pata laga sakte he world cup ka match ho ya satte ka aankda sungh k hi sab pata lag jaega ye shakti se mausam kaisa rahega barish hogi ya nahi ....bole to mausam ki jankari bhi le sakte he
is sidhi ko prapt karne k liye 21 din tak aapko tapsya karni hogi
isme lagne wali samagri he--- prati din-- kali mirch 100 g.m laal mirch aakhi 100 g.m , hari mirch 2 ,gaay k gobarse bane uple 2

ab kisi aesi jagah ka chayan kare jo bahot choti ho jisme tum beth jaao or ek inshn or beth sake wahan laal rang ki langot pahan k baba ramdev ki tarah beth jao sharir pe or koi kapde na ho us langot k alawa

ab ek matki le usme uple jalaye bole to angar ki tarah aag nahi lagni chahiye us pe kali mirch or laal mirch daal k moo or naak us matki k moo pe laga de wahan se uthne wale dhunve ko apne sans k dvara andar jane de sath me ye mantra ucharan kare

"yahoo bhum swaha nesto nabooda nakodaa shaktiyam tivram parvesham bham bham bhmaaa bham"

  600 bar ye mantra ucharan karna he bina khansi k or jab tak 600 baar na ho jaye aapko moo matki se nahi hatana he agar khansi ki vajah se moo hatao to jahan se hataya he wahin se shuru karo jaise 10 baar padh k hataya to aapko dubara ek se nahi karna he 11 se kar sakte he is tarah jab 600 ho jaye hari mirch uthao un pe matki me bachi hui rakh lagao or lambi lambi sans lete hue apni naak k dono chedo me jahan tak ghusa sako ghusao waise puri ghusane me fayda he jab puri ghus jaye moo khol k wahi so jaao ye vidhi 21 din tak karni he agar aap ka mann saaf hua to tisre din hi ek sundar si devi aapke sapne me aaegi lekin aapko us k sundar roop ko dekh k apne lakshya se nahi bhatkna he uske samne apni icha rakh de wo agar haan kah degi to tum is me qamyab ho jaoge or is tarah aap ghar bethe bethe hi sungh k pata laga sakte he ki kya hone wala he or kya nahi hone wala he

dhanywad-- pathako aapko hamare diye mantra kaise lage is bare me jaroor bataye aage bhi aapko bahot upyogi or aasan mantra diye jayenge tab tak k liye
alvidaaaaaaa

KHUBSURAT DIKHNE K TARIKE

2011-01-22T10:02:00.000-08:00

aaj k is modern yug me har ladki khubsurati ki daud me ek dusre se aage bhagne ki koshis kar rahi he wo apne chehre or badan ko aise banakar rakhti he ki har koi usko dekhe or kahe wah kya maal he. or ye sab sun k wo nihal ho jaye.

waise achi surat ki ladkiyo k liye har koi aisa bolta he wo waise hi khubsurat he lekin hamare bataye hue tariko pe chal k badsurat ladki bhi achi achi khubsurat ladkiyo ko pachad sakti he or khubsurat ladki hamara tarika istmaal kare to aasman ki pariya bhi sharma jaengi

ab badsurat ladkiyo ko khubsurat ladkiyo se jalne ki jarurat nahi he ye daur kuch kar dikhane ka aaj tak sundar ko ati sundar banane k tarike hi aaye he kisi ne banjar ujde chehre ki ladkiyo k liye kuch nahi banaya wo bechari andar se toot jati he or khud ko faltu samjh k chulhe choke k samne jhonk deti he or bimar pati ki belan se khujli mita kbacho ko kahti he or ek roti du beta. nahi nahi ab waqt badal gaya he kamoo 28 ki age me 22 ki lagegi ab kisi engineer bhai ko apni bahan ki fikar karne ki jarurat nahi uski bahan buddhi nahi hogi agar hamare tarike pe chale to

sabse pahle aapko mann me than lena he ki 70 mint he mere paas aaj duniya ki sabae khubsurat dikhungi hi chahe iske liye meri jaan chali jaye in ye 70 mint mujh se mera bhagwan bhi nahi le sakta.. ye 70 mint meri zindagi badal denge

agar aapko bhulne ki bimari he to ye jo yahan likha ja raha he ghajini film k aamir khan ki tarah apne pure badan pe likh le lekin hamare bataye tarike jarur istmaal kare

kaise dikhe khubsurat--->

1. jo ladkiya pahle hi khubsurat he wo aalsi ho gayi he wo sochti he waise hi hajaro deewane he ab q nahane dant saaf karne jaise ghatiya kaamo me waqt ki barbadi kare jab bhi kahin party me jana ho wo moo pe chinte maar k makeup chadha k nikal jati he moo ki badboo chipane k liye wriglys chabati rahi he bas tumko ye karna he roj nahana he or dant bhi ghis ghis k saaf karne he isse tum kuch jagah pe to yahin maat de dogi

2. "aatmvishvash" ye ek aesi chij he jiske dum pe inshan chand pe bhi chala gaya bas aapko apna aatmvishvash bana k rakhna he agar aap sach me bahut gandi shaql ki malkin he to aap ko har un chijo se parhej karna he jo aapka aatmvisvah tode sabse pahle to apne ghar se aaina nikal k fake de ye manhus hi sabse bada dushman he uski jagah kisi heroin ki badi si photo laga de jab bhi aap kahin jane ki tayari kare ache se makeup maar k mast kapde pahan k us tasvir k samne khade ho k soche wah kya lag rahi he bas tab yahi sochna he ki wo tum khud ho uske baad dekho waise chera chahe jitna ganda ho lekin ek chamak aa jaegi

3. aesi ladkiyo se dosti kare jo aap se bhi jyada badsurat ho jis se aap andho me kani rani lagengi jisse koi bhi ladka sabse pahle aapko dekhega.. or har dum un ladkiyo ko apni khubsurati ka ahsas karwati rahe unke jalne se bhi aap me nikhar aayega

4.khubsurat ladkiya aksar ghamndi hoti he wo kisi se bhi sidhe moo baat nahi karti.. lekin tumko ye galti nahi karni he.. har kisi se hans k bolna he hansi nahi aaye tab bhi hasna he khas taur se ladko se hans k hi bolo agar wo kahe >> aaj meri "maa mar gayi tumhe kahna he >> "omg lol ye kaise hua mubaraq ho ek na ek din marna hi tha baad me mahngayi badh jati to jyada kharcha hota chalo abhi saste me nipat gaya kaam" is se aap or jyada khubsurat lagengi

5.aapko boy hostal,collage k aage se kam se kam din me char se panch baar nikalna chahiye aksar ladko ki ghurti nazre or unko mare hue comment bhi khubsurati badha dete he gadhiyo ko bhi hoor ka ahsas karwate he

6. mahnga prodcut bhi koi bhala karne wale to he nahi sirf paise ki barbadi he isliye raat me sone se pahle apne moo pe aata laga le jisse kam se kam dil me ye rahega ki aapne koi product use kiya he or fayda hoga dil me khusi milegi raat me neend achi aaegi or paisa bhi bachega jisse aap or sundar lagengi

7. jab ghar se nikle bade bade kach wale chasme laga le jo aapka aadhe se jyada chehra cover kar le usse aapki aadhi badsurati waise hi dhak jaegi or aap khubsurat dikhne lagegi

aakhir kyon naraz hoti he ladkiya..? ( janiye unhi se )

2011-01-14T23:34:00.001-08:00

ladkiyo ki narazgi pe kayi shayaro ne shayri tak likh di or wah wahi lootli...

or sab ne apne mann se baate banayi ki ye vajah se roothti he yaa wo vajah se roothti he

achche-achche nar ka sir fat gaya lekin triya-charitra ki asli vajah tak koi nahi pahunch paya

mere kuch gareeb ujde dosto ne mujhe ye kaam diya ki vajah kya he malum to kar

to me kuch mahan kameeniyo se malum kiya

waise wo bata nahi rahi thi lekin bahot jyada jor dene pe unka moo khul hi gaya

ab sirf mardo ko tharki kahne wali in aurto ka roop bhi dekh lo

to shuru karte kameeniyo se khtam karenge kameeni pe>>>

1.ankita ----ab is mahngayi k daur me aap k kayi sapne hote he ki har badhiya se badhiya chij aapke paas ho or ab in sabka bojh to papa pe nahi daal sakte na.. isliye ham b.f banate he ki wo hamare arman poore karega.. lekin wo chindi-chor bhelpuri jesi ghatiya chije khila k apni jimmedari se bachna chahta he..tab aakhri_rasta yahi hota he ki naraz ho jaao.. apne maa baap k liye kuch kare na kare lekin g.f ko manane k liye ladke ghar k bartan bhi bech dete he...

2. soniya--- jo kal tak kutte ki tarah mere ghar k chakkar lagata tha.. mere ghar se nikalne pe mere piche lag jata tha.. aaj wahi mera b.f ban k mere baap ki tarah sawal karta he ki kahan gayi thi..? q gayi thi.. ? usse q baat ki..? to khopdi ghumegi hi na itna sab sawal karne he baap ki tarah to mere ko q pataya..meri maa ko pata le.. meliya x-(

3.nisha-- meri lagbhag 30 se bhi jyada frd he un log k bich me uthna-bethna hota he mera... wo aaye din apne b.f ki gift ki hui chije dikhati rahti he..me waise lalchi nahi hun lekin ab logo k samne sir utha k jine me kuch to hona chahiye na... or ye baat bhondu raam k bheje me nahi aati isliye..rooth_roop ka sahara lena padta he..or use mujhe manane ko kuch tohfa dena hota he

4. pooja--- narazgi ek lagam ka kaam karti he ek aesi lagam jo ghode to kya sand ko bhi control kar leti he..bas is lagam ka istmaal sahi dhang se karna aana chahiye ...mere 20 b.f he sabko kabu me kiya hua he..jab se maine narazgi ka sahara liya he meri life badal gayi he..pahle mujhe har choti-badi jarurat k liye papa k samne hath failana hota tha...ab to papa ko bhi jarurat ho to mujh se kahte he beti jara ye kaam nikalwa do..or mujhe bas lagam ghumani hoti he...;;)

5. kanu---jab-jab mujhe usse boriyat hone lagti he ya mujhe lagta he ab wo fir se jaan khayega.. me busy kar deti hun usko..haan me usse naraz ho jati hun kisi bhi bahane se fadda kar k..4,5 din ka aaram mil jata he mujhe..or ye 4,5 din me bahot maze se gujarti hun ;)

6. kamla--- jab-jab kahin party me jaao wahan bahot sari ladkiya hoti he or wo jab unhe dekh k jyada itrane lagta he to bada bura lagta he uska sara dhyan apni or khichne ko me apna moo kaddu k jaisa foola leti hun or uska sara tharkipan chala jata he or wo kutte ki tarah mere piche ghumta he mujhe manane me lag jata he

7.rekha--- ab ye sawal hi bewkoofi bhara he k q hoti he naraz ladkiya.. mera chandu kabhi koi shiqayat ka moka nahi deta jaisa me bolu waisa hi karta he.. jahan bolu beth jata he jahan bolu khda ho jata he.. isliye us pe gussa aata he ki wo mujhe naraz hone ka moka q nahi deta mujhe...mere bhi arman he ki me rooth jaun or wo mujhe manane ko mahnge tohfe laye... isliye aksar me usse roothi rahti hun ki plz mujhe naraz kar.. me baki ladkiyo ki tarah bevajah naraz hone wali me se nahi hun isliye mujhe naraz hone ki vajah chahiye..to aap log mere liye dua karna mera chandu mujhe naraz hone ki vajah de :*

8.vimla--- kuch mardo ka kahna he ki ladkiyo ki tarif karo wo jaldi fisal jati he... usi tarah ye hamara tarika kisi ladke ko apni baat manwani ho naraz ho jaao.. waise ladkiyo ka naraz hona fayde ka soda he ladkiyo k naraz hone se kitne logo ko kaam milta he >>> jaise phool wale, bhelpuri wale, gift wale sabka dhanda chal padta he..

9. anjali--- ab kesi baate karte he aap... rootha to apno pe hi jata haina...ham kya salman khan, aamir khan pe thodi naraz hote he..waise tum mardo ko bhi na hamari ek khusi dekhi nahi jaati.. khud daru pee k gatar me pade rahoge tab bhi sahi ho.. ham thoda sa naraz ho jaye aag lag jati he tumhare

10. geeta (aunty) --- jab hum itna mehnat karti he makeup karna..padosan k sath beth k sare zamane ki chugli karna... khana banana or wo ghar aake bartan,kapde dhone jaise mamuli kaam bhi nahi karta to bas hona padta he naraz ..or wo kar deta he mujhe manane ko chote bade kaam...ab naraz hoke koi sona chandi to manga nahi na isme itna bawal karne ki kya jarurat he

ki blog likho tum log

NARAZ LADKI ( Girl Friend ) KO MANANE K TARIKE

2011-01-09T05:59:00.000-08:00

dosto pahle aapko " ladki patane k tarike" bataye the

ab me aapko ye bhi bata du ki ladki pat jane k baad naraz bhi bahot hoti he or usko manana patane se bhi jyada mushqeel kaam he

inshan ko pagal bana deta he uska baar baar naraz hona kayi logo ne apni naraz mohabbat ko manane k liye jaan pe khel k kartab kiye he jaise ye pic me nazar aa raha he

lekin tum zhandu balm log waisa kuch to kar nahi paoge

or agar tum sochoge ki chor k dusri fasa loge to beta jahan bhi jaoge yahi paoge jo ladki fasegi wo naraz bhi hogi

isliye me tumhari basi basayi duniya ko barbad hote nahi dekh sakta

jin tharkiyo k tariko se tumne ladkiya fasayi he ab unhi tharkiyo se naraz mohabbat ko manana bhi sheek lo

tharkiyo hajir hoooooooooo

1.sahil (kuku-)-- un ka baar-baar moo fulana yahi ek aesi chij he jisme dimag ki waat lag jati he mann me gussa to itna aate he ki laat maar k dant tod dun lekin is harqat se market me badnami hogi or nayi ladki patne se pahle 100 baar sochegi isliye jin bahno ki madad se ladki ko pataya he fir se unhi k paas jao or wahi dukh sunana chalu kar do bahan me gandi shaqal ka hun isliye shayed wo mujhe chor k kisi or k sath jana chahti he fir dekho tumhari bahan kaisa jadu chalaegi or roothi hui ladki maan jaegi

2.rjd_vidhayak-- ye bhi jeevan ka saty he ladki pategi to roothegi bhi agar rooth jaye to apne dil me ye galat fahmi na aane de ki wo kisi or k sath lag gayi he isse aapke aatm vishwas me kami aaegi

bas ahinsa ka marg apna k use laal phool bhejte rahe or use manane k liye kisi bhi had tak chale jaye uska sandas bhi uthana pade to utha le... mera marg katheen he lekin jeet paki he wo roothne wali aaj nahi to 4 bacho ki amma ban jaegi tab bhi lot k aaegi ( dil to bacha he ji )

3.jimmyjedost-- ladki fasane k liye to uski saheli ki tarif ka idea diya tha lekin manane k liye uski saheli ki tarif to kya baat bhi mat karna verna chehre pe jooto k nishan aise jam jaenge jaise gili mitti me per rakh diya ho kisi ne..... is baar bhi tarif karni he lekin is baar is roothi hui janu ki tarif karni he.... uske samne wo pal yaad karo jo tumne hanste hue bitaye he thoda senti ho k kaho me manta hun galti meri he lekin aage se nahi karunga ek moka to dedo janu is tarah wo fad fadata panchi shant ho jaega or khud hi pinjre me chala jaega

4.wizdog--- ladki agar mere tarike se fasayi he to me yahi kahunga ki kisi roothi hui ko manane ki mehnat karne se acha he utne waqt me 2 ladki or pata loge.... jab tum free raho koi kaam na ho ya koi or ladki bhav na de rahi ho tab...... us roothne wali k paas dubara jao or kaho i m sorry me galat tha maine tumhara dil dukahya..... wo man ki bhadas nikalegi tum pe gandi gandi galiya bhi de sakto he lekin sab chupchap soon lena jhoot se patayi he to besharm ban k mana bhi lo usme kya he

5. ajay_the_crime-- mere papa kahte he beta ajay ye ladkiya hoti hi " katiya " ki tarah he wo ladko ko apna kutta bana k rakhna chahti he aisa kutta jo " wo kahe to bhonke " wo kahe to kate "

ab tumhe yahan sunny deol ban k katiya se panga nahi lena he bas katiya ki ghulami qabool karni he baat ban jaegi.. yani pahle bol bol k patao baad me chup rah k manao

6. jaidixit---kisi mandir ya masjid k bahar jao wahan pade hue sare joote chura lo or unhe bech k jo paise aaye un paiso se uske liye koi acha sa tohfa khareedo q ki jo ladki tumhari jeb dekh k fasi he wo is baar kuch gift le k hi manegi

( ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samjh li jiye,chindi ka dher he or chor ban k jana he) chindi chor )

7.sukha_mewa--- love ka ye part bahot ganda he " ladki ka roothna" inshan ko sukha_mewa bana deti he jalim ki narazgi

usko sms karo uski chat id pe offline msg karo q mujh se naraz ho maine kya kiya...? kuch to reply karo bevajah q roothi ho achanak se tumhe kya ho jata he tum to janti ho me tumhare bina ek pal bhi nahi jee pata abhi jo sanse le raha tumhare bina samjho wo bhi udhar ki he (frd ki gf ko ghurte hue man me laddu fodte hue jina udhar ki zindgi ) kab tak ji paunga aise plz ab to kuch baat kar lo bole to malum he galat ham nahi he wahi he fir bhi sare zurm tum qabool lo maan jaegi

8.mikoo--- jaise hi wo rooth jaye sare frd se fir contaq karna chalu karo or sabke samne ro ro kar gidgida k apna dukh batao or kaho plz kuch karo mere liye tumhare frd tumhari help karenge or jaise hi wo maan jaye fir sare frd ko bhul k uske sath udhar chale jao ( dost inshan banata hi bure waqt me madad mangne ko -- ache waqt me dosto ka kya kaam )

9.baate2--mere tarike se patayi hui ladki k roothne k chans kam he lekin kahte he agar roothe nahi to ladki k aurtangi (mard= mardangi- aurat=aurtangi ) pe zamana shaq karta he isliye ladkiya roothti hi he....... 2 baate patane k liye rakho to kam se kam 100 baat manane k liye bhi rakho jisko aam taur pe bahane kahte he sabse jyada kaam nikalte he bahano se " bahane bana dete chahato ki minare "

10.kenryublanka--- mere tarike se patane se wahi ladkiya fasti he jo bahot bolti he.. aesi ladkiya kuch bhi bakwas karti rahti he.. ye naraz tab hoti he jab inki kisi gandi si baat pe aap comment kar de bas inka moo fool jata he

ab agar ye rooth gayi he to fir se apna gaypana dikhao ya to hans k maan jaegi ya is dar se ki aaila ye fir se ladko k piche jaega to log hansenge mujh pe ki iska bf gay he

11.www.d_i_l-- asli khel to ishq ka yahi he roothe hue sanam ko manana uske liye gana hota he pyara sa gana

" aana mere pyar ko jhoota na samjho meri jana

machli khane wali bangalan dekh khaboosh khane wala ho gaya tera deewana" is tarah white white face wali fir se ban jaegi gharwali aahoo

12.lovemeet-- han dosto shaqal gandi ho ya achi ho ladkiya roothti sab barabar he wo roothti hi isliye he ki ham unko manaye unko maza aata he hamko satane me isliye bilkul bhi ghabraye nahi himmat se kaam le usko achi achi heroin k naam se bulaye wo badshaqal langoor in baato se jaldi maan jaegi

13.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuah@y7mail.com---- roothi hui ladki or khuli hui dhoti dono ek jesi he kisi ne dekh liya to izzat jati he isliye jitna jaldi ho sake dhoti ko lapet lo

dhoti jitni lambi he hath utni baar ghumane padte he lapetne me waise hi ladki ki narazgi jitni jyada he sorry bhi utna hi bolna he

14.baba_balatkari----sasura yahi triya charitra he jo any hot girl any cool girl any world girl me he uska kuch mangna hota he bas wo naraz hone ka natak karti he isliye usko jaise naraz ho gift do ham ladki ko mahine me 2 gift deta hun hamka malum he wo har 15 din me naraz hoti he

15.smiling_always---- ladki jab naraz ho uska itna khyal rakho jaise wo peat se he or maa banne wali he is period ko tumne ignore kiya to wo waise hi tumhare hath se chali jayegi jaise tumhare hath me aayi he haan bhai wahi narazgi ka fayda utha k to me frd ki gf ko apni banata hun isliye me bahot savdhan rahta hun

16.xii_white_ii_tiger_xii--- haan me tiger hun or ladki ko bakri ki nazar se bhi dekhta hun lekin agar wo naraz ho jaye to me apna tigerpan chor k uske samne bakri ki tarah ghumne lagta hun mera ye roop dekh k wo jald hi apni narazgi khatam kar leti he bhai maal fasana or fase hue maal ko sambhalna dono hi alag kaam he isliye fanda dono me alag lagta he

17.vermavinit--- maza mashooq ko aata he aashiq ko satane me , patane me itna mehnat kiya he ab kuch or mehnat kar le usko manane me. agar paisa he jeb me to gift le jao nahi to dimag k ghode daudao ladkiya chahe jitni chalak ho wo baato me aa hi jati he unhe bas ache dilog maro real acting me

18.ulta_fulta--- be vajah naraz he to pyar bhari batto se manao or naraz hone ki vajah he to us baat k liye sorry bolo galti tumhari ho ya na ho sorry tumhe hi bolna he kya jata he sorry bol dene se aadmi ulta fulta hun lekin tarike sidhe sidhe hi dunga

19.rakesh ---- utha danda or fod de uska sir aaj me aaunga tarika batane kal kon aayega ye laato k bhhotniya he baato se nahi manegi kahlati abla he or bana diya ham logo ko tabla he bhav hi mat do sab mil ke ek ho jao fir dekho khud kesi line pe aa jaengi

20.wanted ali-- jab gf naraz ho jaye to usko manane k liye usko blackmail karo agar natak karegi to me wo sab baate sabko bata dunga jo tune mujhe batayi he or teri wo tasvire jo tune mujhe dikhayi he tere wo love letter sab ko bata dunga dar jaegi to maan jaegi nahi dare to samajh lena bekar ladki he jisko apni izzat ki parwah nahi uske sath rishta rakh k kya faydaa

21.welcome---- meri gf jab bhi mujh se naraz hoti he me apne kisi ameer dost ki car me beth k uske ghar k chakkar lagata hun or wo sochti he ki sala jab tak cycle pe tha iske sath thi ab aish karne k din aaye is se door hun or wo lot k aa jati he

22.amir_shrif-- hmmmm ye sach me bahot pechida mamla he.. lekin ye ladkiya badi jalu type hoti he... uske liye kuch aisa kare jo uski baki ki frd k liye unke bf ne nahi kiya ho .. wo ye dekh k itna khus ho jaegi ab meri saheliyo ko jalaungi dikha k soch k.... tum pe pyar ka sagar baha degi

23.innocent420bacha---- ladki fasne k baad naraz hoti he matlab wo ham se pyar karti he....... or uski narazgi sirf natak he....... ek natak usne kiya dusra natak hamko karna he usko manane ka.......ye duniya ek rang manch he or ham sab kathputliya he or ham sabko natak karne ko bheja he uparwale ne to tention kya he mamuuu

24.sunil.kundetkar---- uske samne aanshu bahao ro jao sharm mat karo usko ek ek paisa yaad dilao ki me tere piche kitna kharcha kiya tu mujh se kaise naraz ho sakti he.. tera ghumne firne se laga k khane pine tak ka paisa me diya... tujhe mere jaisa bada murga nahi milega plz mujhe chor k mat jaa or uske bhi dimag ki batti jal jaegi or kahegi "theek hi to he" tu mera sapno ka credit card he tujhe me kaise bhool sakti hun me to mazak kar rahi thi pagal me naraz nahi hun chal ab mujhe badhiya sa cellphone gift kar me khush hun :)

25.sunoh_lucky_ali--- agar beta tumne mera tarika use kar k ladki fasayi he to tum logo ko ab kisi tarike ki jarurat nahi he bas yahi tarika lagate jao na din dekho na raat bas gaate jao

LADKI PATANE K TARIKE

2011-01-05T05:47:00.000-08:00

pyar mohabbat ka naam sun k kisi k bhi dil me valvala aa jata he. lekin kuch k valvale hi manzil tak pahunch paate he.. kayi log to sirf all_is _well karte hue zindagi gujar dtete he unki zindagi ladkiyo k bina adhuri hi rah jati

he unhi zhandu balm logo ka dard mujh se dekha nahi gaya isliye mahan tharkiyo k nayab tariqe yahan de raha hun agar kaam ban jaye to dua dena nahi bane to doob marna in tariqo se bhi kuch na kar paao to kabhi kuch nahi hoga

shuru karte he hum sabse bade tharkee se

1.sahil (kuku-)-- kon kahta he ki ladkiya chehre ya age dekh k fasti he is pic me dikhaya kaliya to fir bhi theek he me to isse bhi jyada sadela hun lekin fir bhi ladki pata leta hun ladki patne k liye sabse pahle kuch ladkiyo ko apni bahan bana lo jinki bahot ladkiya frd ho or usi ladki ko apna jhoota dard bata k ro ro k kaho mujhe usse pyar he or wo aapka kaam bana degi ye mera wada he aajma k dekho jaise zahar zahar ko kaat ta he waise hi ladkiya hi ladkiyo ko faswati he

2.rjd_vidhayak-- munna mera marg jara katheen he lekin jeet pakki he ladki ko balika balika kah k hansaao or hansate hansate uske dil me parvesh kar jao ye mat socho ki wo age me kitni choti he ya badi q ki mohabbat dil se hoti he chehre ya age se nahi is tarah tum ek na ek ladki pata hi loge ( dil to bacha he ji )

3.jimmyjedost-- ladkiya udta panchi he Tumhe jo ladki pasand hai, jaakar uski saheliyon ki khoob tareef karo. Wo sochegi ki unmein aisi kya baat hai jo usmein nahi. Aur khud hi tumhari taraf khinchi chali aayegi. or nahi bhi aayi to kam se kam uski saheli to fas hi jaegi

or usko dil k pinjre me band kar lo ( buri shaqal ki ho to bheek mangwane k kaam bhi aa sakti he)

4.wizdog--- itni lambi lambi feko k ladki yaa to baato me aa k fas jaye ya baato se pak k fas jaye hamara maqsad to fasana he or agar wo lapete me na aaye to dusri pe try karo usko le k hi mat pade raho ;)

5.ajay_the_crime-- mere papa kaha karte he Hamesha apni hi baatein karo. Ladki ki ek bhi mat suno. Aisa karne se ladkiyan samjhengi ki tum kaafi buddhimaan ho. Aur wo tum par marne lagengi.

6. jaidixit---Apne batve mein dher saare kaagaz bharke ghumo. Ladkiyon ko lagega ki tum bahut paise wale ho. Aur wo tumhe apne sapnon ka rajkumar samajhne lagengi. Jabki tum jaante ho ki tum to chai bechne wale rajkumar bhi nahi.

7.sukha_mewa---Ladkiyan ki khoob taarif kiya karo. Chahe wo us taarif ke kaabil bhi hai ya nahi. Fir dekho chamatkaar ladki nahi to uski saheliyaan bhi paagal ho jaayengi tumhare peeche.

Jis ladki par tumhara frd fida hai, tum bhi uspar pyaar nyochavar karo. Jaise hi tumhara frd koi galti kar baithe aur chappal khaye, tum jaakar us ladki ka dil behla do. Yaari dosti apni jagah, aur pyaar mohabbat apni jagah.

8.mikoo--- tumhe jo pasand ho bas chipk jao uske piche picha hi mat choro mehnat karte jaao fal ki chinta na karo ek na ek din wo udhar aa hi jaegi

9.baate2--baate mita deti he faslo ki deeware bas sharif bache ban k raho ladkiyo k aas paas kabhi na kabhi moka mil jaye baat karne ka... kar lo baat q ki har setting ki shuruwat baat se hoti he... to 2 baate aesi rakho sath jo har jagah setting karwa de

10.kenryublanka--- ladko se jyada ladkiyo ko gay pasand hote he ye mera manna he me gay ban k kayi ladkiyo k kareeb aaya or is tarah hansa hansa k maine kayi maal kamaye he ladkiya shayed isliye bhi mujh se fas jati ho ki unhe ye lagta hoga agar 1 gay k man me ladki ki mohabbat daal di to hame special ladkiyo me gina jaega

jo bhi ho mera kaam to ban jata he hayyyyyyyyyyy:*

11.www.d_i_l-- han maine bhi pyar kiya he bade besharam hok mehbub k piche lag jaao uski tarif pe tarif,tarif pe tarif ,tarif pe tarif itni tarif karo ki inshaf na mile judge sahab in tarifo k bich me koi na koi white white face wali bangalan fas hi jayegi bhai sahab

12.lovemeet--bheed me sab se gandi shaqal wali ladki pe line maro ye na socho ki badsurat he jo mile uparwale ka shukriya bol k rakh lo kabhi ghee ghana to kabhi moothi chana naseeb me hoga to acha maal bhi mil jaega kabhi

13.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuah@y7mail.com----kuch ladkiya aaj bhi sadgi pasand he unka dil dhotiyo pe bhi dhadkta he isliye dhoti apnao masoom abla fasao

14.baba_balatkari----any hot girl jab hamko dekhti he yahi kahti he yahi he mere sapno ka deshi katta q ki ham apni baato me kafi sextaa paida karte he in baato se achi ladkiya to thook k jati he hum pe lekin buri ladkiya kareeb aa jati he

15.smiling_always---- ladki jo bhi ho fas hi jati he mera manna he jo ladki 1 baar fasi he wo bar bar bhi fas sakti he isliye me aksar dusro ki gf ko bhabhi bhabhi bol k aisa pyar dikhata hun wo apne bf se pak k toot k meri jholi me aa hi jati he isliye aise frd banao jinke gf bahot ho

16.xii_white_ii_tiger_xii--- tiger hun me ladki ko bakri ki nazar se dekhta hun tention nahi leta kitne bade baap ki he waise ladki ka baap jitna bada ho fayda apna hi he mota bakra mota maal tijori ka bhi or wo bhi :x

17.vermavinit--- jitni sharafat dilip kumar ne filmo me nahi dikhayi he usse bhi jyada tum apni baato me laao ladki kya ladki ki maa bhi fas jayegi bas acting real honi chahiye

18.ulta_fulta--- jitni kamina giri he dil me chupa k roni si surat bana k har ladki k samne yahi bolo aaj tak mujh se koi ladki nahi fasi kisi na kisi ko daya aa jaegi or wo fas jaegi

19.rakesh ---- ye bada secret he kaise dedu chalo de deta hun ladki se kaho jaa k rakesh tujhe bahot chahta he is tarah ek ladki or mujh se fas jaegi :)):))

2owanted ali-- holi wale din apne chehre pe gulal laga k uske ghar ja k kaho janu i love u.....wo sharukh khan samjh k fas jaegi bura man jaye to kaho bahan ji bura na mano holi he

21.welcome---- me bhi ladki pataya life me mujhe yaqeen nahi hua tha koi mujh se kaise fas sakta he me bas ladki k samne yahi bola tha me maruti swift lene wala hun ladki fas gayi mujh se ab me kafi ladkiya pata leta hun bas badi badi gadiyo ki tasvire apne jaib me rakh k

22.amir_shrif-- ladki k piche mat bhago qabiliyat k piche bhago qabiliyat k piche bhagoge to ladki shadi k mandap se uth k tumhare piche bhagegi

23.innocent420bacha---- duniya ki har ladki pe try maro ye baat alag he joote bhi pad sakte he lekin har dhande me itna risk to lena hi padta he ek baar tum joote khaloge fir tumhari himmat khul jayegi mere jaise besharam ho jaoge

24.sunil.kundetkar---- apna to he bas yahi ek sapna raam naam japna paraya maal apna lomdi ki nazar rakho sher ka jhoota mil hi jayega iske liye ache sher se dosti banao

25.sunoh_lucky_ali--- jis ladki pe dil aaye uske ghar k bahar khade ho k tab tak gaate raho jab tak k uske ghar se nikal k koi joote na mare is se wo ladki k dil me tumhare liye pyar paida hoga

DARD-E-SAWAL

2010-12-21T21:19:00.000-08:00

me ek sawal hun mujh se koi nahi bach sakta me har dil me rahta hun

inshan k sath hi me bhi janam leta hun

inshan jab zindagi se pareshan ho jata he mujhe ishwar k pass bhejta he
>>> duniya bnane wale kya tere maan me samayi re tune kahe ko duniya banayi re....?

Or jab zindagi me qamyab ho jata he to mujhe un logo k pass bhejta he jo kabhi uske sathi rahe he or zindagi me uske jitne qamyab na ho paye ho >>> or kya kar raha he aaj kal tu..? itna kamjor kaise ho gaya he...? Kuch leta q nahi...?

Or apni qamyabi ki dhonsh jamata he

lekin ye mamuli sa inshan ye bhul gaya he ki mere bina wo kuch nahi he
use zindagi k har pal me meri jaroorat padhti he

mere bina wo subah ki bhaji bhi nahi le sakta chand pe jana to door ki baat he

na na na me badi baat nahi karta me to sach bata raha hun

subah me sabji leni ho sabji wale k pass mujhe bheja jata he >> bhaya kya kya he ..?
Tab wo btaega ki tamatar he bhindi he tinda he
or tum le paoge

pagal k maan me bhi me hota hun >>> me kon hun kiski mujhe talash he...

are me har ameer,garib,padhe likhe,angutha chap

puri duniya ki pahli jarurat hun

chahe duniya kuch kare na kare
me har waqt sath hota hun

me ek sacha premi hun or meri mehbuba ka naam jawab he
agar ye kah do ki hum dono mil k hi duniya chalate he to bhi galat nahi hoga

me har jagah uski talash me rahta hun
laila-majnu , soni-mahiwal ki pream kahani jo ki kuch dino ki thi tum inshano ne use kitna parshidh kar diya jab ki unhe tumne dekha bhi nahi hoga

or me har dum tumhare sath hun me kabhi ameer,garib gore,kale ka faraq bhi nahi karta sabke maan me brabar raha hun

fir bhi mujh pe dhyan nahi dete ho or meri love story pe film nahi bnate :(

jis din me or meri mehbuba duniya se chale jaenge samjho us din duniya hi end ho jaegi
me jab bahot dukhi tha to is mast ne mere dard ko samjha or is ne mujhe bola tention mat le me tera dard duniya tak le jaunga
or is ne dhabe pe mere bare me likha me iska ahsan nahi bhul sakta ye bahot mahan he

are iske charno ko dho k us bache hue pani ko aankho me lagao tumhari aankhe bhi khul jaegi andhe logo

han jane se pahle yahi kahunga mere bina duniya chalna mushkil hi nahi namumkin he

thanku mast tune apna wada nibhaya

GALAT_FAHMI

2010-12-20T04:58:00.001-08:00

hajar khwahish-e aesi ki har khwahish pe dum nikle
bahot nikle mere arman magar fir bhi kam nikle

aaj 90% log galat fahmi me zinda he

koi chamtkar hoga hamari zindgi badal jaegi
( lekin hona kuch nahi he )

or galat fahmi me jine ki vajah bhi he
kyon ki ye sasura sach bahot kadwa he
isliye koi bhi iske moo nahi lagna chahta he bahot dard deta he ye sach

inan ko duniya me rahna hi kitne din he
to kyon koi sach k sath rah k dukh uthaega

is liye galat fahmi me rah k sabko khus rahna acha lagta he 8->

is duniya me hamre apne maa,baap,bhai,bahan
hamari khusi hamse chin lena chahte he wo hame apni galat fahmi se nikalne k liye
sach naam ki bekar si chij k kadwe kadwe bolvachan deke dukhi karte he :(

or khud is galat fahmi me khus hote he ki ham unki baato me aa k sudhar jaenge

huh kya hum bevkoof he jo sudhar jaenge

are galat fahmi hi jeevan he

insan k janam k sath galat fahmi ka bhi janam hota he jo uski maut tak sath rahti he

bacha paida hua uske maa baap galat fahmi me

ye bada ho k hamara naam roshan karega

bacha kuch samjhdar hota he khud galat fahmi me ki me ye karunga wo banuga

insan jab tak galat fahmi me jeeta he bahot khus rahta he

is pakau si zindgi me insan ko jo pal khusi k milte he wo 99% galat fahmi se milte he

jaise hi manhus sachai zindgi me aati he dukh start ho jate he

lekin is daur k insan ne bahot taraqee kar li he wo apni khusi ka raaj jaan gaya he

isliye usne apne liye galat fahmi me choor ho k rahe aesi jagah bhi bana li he

jiska naam "yahoo" he or mere jaise hajaro log is duniya ka hissa bane jo subah se le k sham tak is galat fahmi ki duniya me khus rahte he

yahan ka har user khud ko bahot special samjhta he or q na samjhe wo is galatfahmi me jine ko to is duniya ka hissa bana he

lekin mujhe dukh ye he ki yahan bhi log dukhi rahne lage he >> usne mujhe dhoka diya, isne mujhe gali di, wo mic lock kar k beth jata he, wo gande logo ko lata he room me

ab itna kyon sochte ho

unke bhi arman he unhe v apni bhadas nikalne do

isliye kahta hun apne man me insaf or sach jesi bimari ko fatkne bhi diya to tumhari zindgi dukhi ho jaegi

na kisi se sach or insaf ki umeed karo na bolo tum sada khus rahoge

galat fahmi ko chahe jitna kosa jaye me yahi galat fahmi me rahunga ki galatfahmi zindgi me khusiya bhar deti he

is galat fahmi ki vajah se hi mujhe yahoo me har koi apna dost lagta he
meri zindgi badal di he galat fahmi ne
me kafi mota ho gaya tha
jab se galat fahmi me rahne laga hun kafi slim ho gaya hun
aap bhi aaj hi order kare life ko aasan banaye

TARIF

2010-12-16T01:35:00.001-08:00

tarif wo shrab he jo kaano se pilayi jati he

or iska nasha itna bhyanak he ki 2 ghoont kaan me jate hi inshan na malum khud ko kya samjhne lagta he

baat tab or bigad jati he jab is nashe ki lat lag jati he fir to jaise inshan ka chalna,rukna,sona,jagna,khana.nahana,bolna,sunna har kaam tarif k peg mangta he tarif na mile to udas ho jata he

aam taur par is nashe ki lat ladkiyo me jyada hoti he unke liye khas taur ki shrab bhi shayar logo ne banayi he jaise >>> ye chand sa roshan chehra..zulfo ka rang sunhara

>>> chehra he ya chand khila...

Is tarah k kayi dose he jo unhe madmast kar dete he
lekin unhe apne qareebi ladko ki banayi hui deshi shrab bahot pasand aati he jo ve unhe thoda romantic thoda senti ho k pilate he
aisa nahi he k sirf ladkiya is nashe me girftar he are ye to wo nasha he jisne kisi ko nahi chora

devtao se laga k danav tak is nashe k shoqeen he

waise shrab peene wale nuksan me hi rahte he fayda to bnane walo or bechne walo ka hota he
ye shrab k saudagar aaj sab se jyada fayde me he
netao k sath rah k chamcho k naam se mashoor he

yahoo me wizdog k naam se mashoor he

inka andaz hi kuch aisa he ki kya batau
kuch dino se me bhi is nashe ki chapet me aa gaya tha apne likhe har blog pe tarif chahta tha lekin ab me is nashe se muqt ho chuka hun ab me subah sirf uthta nahi jagta hun

jane se pahle ye bhi bata du

ki ladke bhi tarif k kam bhooke nahi he
wo tarif lootne ko badi azeeb azeeb si id se aate he

>>> the_monkey_

>> _dog_

punch laga k khud ko alag nasal ka dikhate he ,ye deshi he english belt gale me latkate he... wah..wah..wah

LADKI

2010-12-13T01:49:00.000-08:00

jani ye ladki he lag jaye to sab nikal jata he
sir k baal se laga k tijori ka maal tak

waise to ye khud maal kahlati he lekin jisko mil jaye kangal bana deti he dimag se laga k jeb tak sab saaf kar deti he
me apni jeb ko saaf hone se bachane k liye yahoo ki ladkiyo se mila lekin kisamt dekho mera to bheja hi saaf ho gaya

inki baate badi nirali hoti he jab 2 ladkiya chat room me milti he badi khushi dikhati he jaise siso >:d<

janu :x

itna kuch k dekhne wala kahe wah kya pyar he lekin andar se manhus ye q abhi mari he
dusri wali kahti he kutiya yahin bethi he pathaka ban k booter hota to boot kar deti

baap re itni aag nafrat ki ek ladki k man me hi ho sakti he dusri k liye

ab room me dono sath he to inka naya war shuru hota he jyada pm kisko aate he kar k
dono lag jati he apne pm room me show karne me

upar se nakhra dikhati he plz dont pm me
andar se bhagwan tera bhala kare maar pm itne pm kar k wo haar jaye id badal badal k kar plz pm kart jaldi jaldi kar:((

or sara chat room inke show kiye msg se bhar jata he ignore us bande ko tab karti he jab wo pm karna band kar de ye soch k ab tu mere kis kaam ka hurrr

koi ladka love u bol de to 5 mahine tak sabko bataengi jab tak k dusra na bole koi bechara kuch na bole to samne se ungli karti he

mera bheja to waise hi ab chuk gaya he or pagalpan me inshan bolta sach he to ise kori bakwas na samjhna or ladkiyo se 40 kadam door se nikalna verna jawani pm me or budhapa confy me nikal jaega or hosh tab aaega jab usko koi or udaa k le jaega ;)

POOL

2010-11-21T00:53:00.001-08:00

ye he pool ye khilona bazar me bahot milta he lekin is se khelne k liye talent bade bade bazar me nahi milta iske liye guru banane ki jarurat he

ye ulta fulta mujhe challenge karta he tujhe haraunga

are ulte dusro ko dara k wo jeet te he jinki id me pani bhara hota he ye chat me khoon pasine ki kamai se karta hun tu chahta he me tere sath pool khelu tu kahe to jeetuuuu tu kahe to haruuuuuuu heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

khiladi banne ka shoq he to theek se khelna sikh ja

buzurgo ne sach hi kaha he sach ki hamesha jeet hoti he jhoote lakh jor laga le lekin wo haar hi jate he aaj mujhe is baat pe yaqeen he me sirf bolta to koi yaqeen nahi karta isliye me proof bhi de chuka hun upar photo k roop me

q ki sabki nazaro me jhoota hun me... koi mera yaqeen nahi karta nafrat karte he log mujh se in logo ne jis tarah se mujhe nafrat di he usse mera chat room me jana hi bekar ho gaya he jata bhi hun to kisi bots ki tarah pada rahta hun

lekin a logo mere sine me bhi dil he , mujhe patthar to na samjho aakhir me hun inshan

are mere marne k baad meri murti bana k ya meri tasvir pe mala daal k ya mere naam se kisi road ka naam de k kya teer maar loge mujhe mere zinda rahte mohabbat do :((

verna anarth ho jaega jab jab kisi sache inshan ko duniya ne sataya he bahot bura hua he mere padosi ne mujh pe ilzam lagaya tha me uski beti ko line marta hun....

dusre din uski beti kisi or k sath bhag gayi..

isliye kahta hun mujhe pareshan na karo mujhe badnam na karo are kuch karna hi he to mujhe apni id me add karo

ye offer sirf ladkiyo k liye he ladke log rjd__vidhayak ko kar sakte he :d dhanywad

---DHABA--POWER--

NP--POWER

2010-11-03T03:20:00.000-07:00

abe kaan khajure kya paka raha he ji han jab aesi aawaz kaan me pade samjh lena tumhara kaan ka naseeb khul gaya he

ye yahoo ki np he

np=nana patekar

ji han ye he ladkiyo ki nana patekar he isne apne 5 k sikke jaise kad se yahoo me apna wo sikka jama rakha he ki 1000 ka note bhi iske samne chawanni lagta he

tarah tarah k mic locker laga k bhi log mic hasil nahi kar pate wahin iski id hi kafi he mic free karwane ko

jab ye apni madhur vani se kisi bhens vani walo se vartalap karti he to sara yahoo tham sa jata he hawao me bhi hurrrrrrrr ki jagah np np ki aawaz hoti he

india:16 me iska aashram he bhaqt jano ko wahin aashirwad deti he kisi ko kaan khajuri ki upadhi to kisi ko dhakkan k laqab se navaja he

kisi ko kabz rog he to inse mile ya inki id ka jaap kare jo bhav kha raha he aane me wo aa jaega np ka naam sun k

waise baba raam dev kahte he karne se hoga ;)

lekin np kahti he kuch bhi mat karo dhakkan tab bhi hoga honi ko koi rok nahi saka he jo hona he hoga

ye yahoo mic pe baato se hi aalom vilom, kapal bhati sab karwa deti he

ye mic pe yoga aashan hi aise karwati he k ladke ludhak ludhak k ludke ho gaye or ladkiya ludhak ludhak k ludkiya ho gai

iske mic pe jaane se wo id bhi hilne dulne lagti he jo barso se room me pani ki matki ki tarah padi he

are iski vani me bahot dam he kranti ki aag he are itni choti si umr me jesi baate ye karti he wo dekh k lagta he ye yahoo pe bahot waqt tak rahegi

kam se kam bhi 20,22 saal to ye or yahoo pe rahegi iske naam se yahoo k room honge

mic locker honge mujhe to lagta he ek din yahoo ka name hi badal k np ho jaega agar aisa ho jata he to mujhe koi tazzub nahi hoga or khusi bhi nahi hogi q ki aisa ho sakta he

or khusi isliye nahi hogi q ki ye karne me yahoo wale late kar rahe he

kai hajar ache user marte he tab ja k aesi 1 aatma banti he

is yahoo ki rajnikant he ye is yahoo ki aamir khan he ye is yahoo ki amitabh he is yahoo ki ketrina , aishwarya nahi he ye

isko hamne to yahoo ki vajah se jana he aane wali nasle np ki vajah se yahoo ko janegi

jald hi isko le k colum banaya jaega jahan sirf iske bare me pakaya jaega

----DHABA--POWER----

AMEERO_KA_KUTTA_PYAR

2010-10-18T07:01:00.000-07:00

na na na me ameero k pyar ko kutta nahi kah raha hun

me to unke kutto se pyar k bare me baat kar raha hun. unki jaan se jyada pyare hote he unhe apne kutte apne maa baap se jyada pyare hote he unhe apne kutte. aam tor pe to kutto ko ghar ki rakhwali k liye rakha jata he

lekin in ameero k kutto ki shan nirali hoti he inki rakhwali pura ghar kutta ban k karta he

jab inse is kutta prem k bare me pucho to kahte he ye bade wafadar hote ye kabhi apne malik k ghar chori nahi karte

jab malik ka mood sahi na ho to ye kadmo me aa k beth jate he ye sache dost he hamare.

me kaioko ungli karu unke pyar me unka pyar salamat rahe

ab garib log kahte he ki ameer unhe kutta samjhte he to me kahta hun sale 2 kodi k gareeb teri itni auqat tu unka kutta bane

jis din ye ameero ne gareebo ko kutta samjh liya na to is duniya me koi gareeb nahi rahega sale tum log isi liye gareeb ho ghatiya log

chawanni ki auqat nahi kahte ho ameer ham ko kutta samjhte he.

abe sikho unke kutto se ab bhi kuch bigda nahi he lag jao chaplusi me sahi bolta hun bhot fayda hoga

abhi tumhari auqat unke darwaje me bhi khade rahne ki nahi he jab tum unke kutte ban jaoge

unke bister tak pahunch jaoge name bhi english milenge ramlaal se mr.tomy ban jaoge .

tumhare hagne mootne ki jimedari bhi ye khud utha lenge are bhot aish karoge lekin afsos aisa ho nahi paega

uparwale ne tum me 1 hi chiz to galat dali he heakdi jisko tum khuddari ka name dete ho wahi tumhara bhagy uday nahi hone deti

har kutta chupchap se kuch kahta he, andar usme kon rahta he. asian paint kutto k rang.

chal bhai kunal tabel saaf kar kutte aaye he sorry customer aaye he

shayar--e--yahoo

2010-10-11T08:16:00.002-07:00

1 hi ullu kafi he barbade yahoostan karne ko, har room me ullu bethe he anzame yahoostan kya hoga

g han ye he yahoo k mirza ghalib

ye aise sher sunate he jinka matlab ye khud nahi jante

bas 4 item dekhe ki lapak k mic pe aa jaenge or arz karna shuru kar denge

jaise jo sher ye bol rahe he inke baap ne likhe ho

aise logo k liye kuch me hi arz kar du

ki chura chura k sher ye shayari karte he,apni beti ki umr ki ladkiyo se tharak karte he.

maar k jute bhgaa do inhe apne chat room se, ye wahi kamine he jo mayyat pe bhi shayri karte he.

inki biwiya bhuki ho to ye khana nahi khilate sher sunate he. or bechari biwiya is dar se khamosh ho jati he

ki khana nahi milega to shayad bach jaengi agar isne sher sunana band na kiya to mar hi jaengi.

apni aulad ko kapde nahi dilwate kahte he inshan ko apne asli roop me hi rahna chahiye

ab me pucha ye sab q he..? to kahte he

ishq ka rog kuch is tarah badh gaya he, mere aulad me malikka sherawat dhundhta hun

wah wah wah wah wah

me to kahta hu khuda kare tere v kapde utar jaye, or tu v kisi k sapno ki rakhi sawant nazar aaye.

tujh pe fida ho jaye koi sardar, or karde kiss to tera bhi muqaddar sawar jaye.

shayar bhgaao yahoo bachao

verna yahoo bhi shayriyo me hi rah jaega

shayar bada hi kayar hota he, baat talwaro se katne or goliyo se takrane ki karta he.

real me sade ande tamatar se bhi darta he

7-10-2010

2010-10-07T23:30:00.000-07:00

ye tarikh meri zindgi me achanak se bhot badlav kar gayi 7-10-2010 mujhe aaj pyar hua , mera dil kisi pe mar mita kamal ye he ki is din me 23 ghante online raha mujhe laga ab life set he lekin kahte he ki har khusi kuch waqt ki hoti he idhar date change hui idhar fir se me dukhi ho gaya mujhe lagta he meri zindgi me 7 tarikh hi khusi layi thi jo apne sath le bhi gayi zhatka mujhe tab laga jab mere pyar ka ganja sir mere samne aaya me dar gaya tha log kya kahnge aadha chand to thik tha tu to pura le aaya fir bhi maine apne dil pe patthar rakha or socha to kya hua takli he to har baar auart hi qurbani deti he q mard qurbani nahi dete me qurbani dene ko khud ko tayar hi kiya tha ki 1 aurat or yahoo ki duniya me khud ko mitane ja rahi thi sun k dukh hua ki usne kisi pe yakin kar k wo sab dikhaya jo use nahi dikahan tha lekin us dekhne wale ne uske yakin ko boot mar k uska yakin sign out mar diya or uske roop ko duniya k samne dikhane laga mujhe gussa aata he aise logo pe jo kisi k yakin ko todte he or usse v jyada gussa aata he aise logo pe jo kisi pe yakin karte he ab mujhe dekh lo me yakin kiya kya mila mujhe takli na iske liye bhai kabhi yakin mat karo kisi pe me bhot uljha hua ki kya karu mujhe samjh nahi aata socha tha bhot bakwas marunga lekin jaise meri bakwas pe tala hi lag gaya he kuch bol hi nahi pa raha hun meri asi halat dekh k tum log v dukhi hoge lekin kya karo zindgi ka har din 7-10-2010 nahi hota zindgi me 8 tarikh v hoti he mere liye dua karna mere mashooq k takle pe baal aa jae or us bechari yahoo ki mari k liye v dua karna ki yahoo pe galtiya to ki he tune ab yahoo chor de mar k kuch nahi milega pahle aise nek kaam kar lo ki mar k uparwale ko moo dikha sako nahi to mar k v sote hi padenge cahlo ab kalti

aapka swagat he bakwas k sath

2010-10-06T00:09:00.000-07:00

aakhir maine wo kadam utha hi liya, jo mujhe nahi uthana tha ab na jane kya kya bakwas kiya karunga q ki mujhe sabse jyada pyari he bakwas "salman ko jitna ketrina se pyar hoga" "sahrukh ko jitna karan johar se pyar hoga" ye to jane duniya sari lekin mera pyar in se bhi aage he mujhe meri bakwas se pyar he is bakwas ki vajah se maine galiya khai he lekin kahte he sache aashiq duniya ki parwah nahi karte wo to bas pyar karte he to me bhi pyar karta hun apni bakwas se tum log jante ho mujhe har bakwas item pasand he han mujhe ladkiya pasand he ab unse jyada bakwas to uparwale ne kuch nahi banaya he bura na maniyo me to bakwas kar raha hun