Random Ramblings...

Best reason to save energy...

2010-11-26T10:08:00.003-05:00

Found this picture. I have to say it is the best argument I have heard on why to save energy. haha

Why I want a pet turtle real bad

2010-11-26T09:44:00.004-05:00

1) they are really freaking rad
2)they are really self sufficient
3) generally clean animals
4)they have personalities (many people don't think they would, but they are friendly like puppies)
5) two words- TURTLE RACES
6) There are lots of turtles that need rescued that have been abused.
7) they are just adorable

LOOK AT HIM! HE IS SO HAPPY! YAY STRAWBERRY!

Happy Thanksgiving...

2010-11-25T08:13:00.000-05:00

To everyone but me!! I have to cook all day and then go into work lol. Its all good though. The Gibson household is going to have a Thanksgiving lunch instead of dinner hahah.

So when you have nothing to talk about with your family here are some akward silence stoppers:

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

George CarlinWe're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

Erma Bombeck, No One Diets on Thanksgiving
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Cornelius Plantinga, Jr.
It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful 'in general.' It's very strange. It's a little like being married in general.

Russell Baker
It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with 'gourmet' status.

Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Anonymous
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Truer words were never spoken

2010-11-24T15:30:00.002-05:00

Manicures rock.

2010-11-24T15:18:00.003-05:00

So, yesterday I was having a crappy day and was getting upset by the most stupid things. I let my sister's judgemental-ness get to me, I was paranoid that none of my firends actually liked me (I get paranoid sometimes that I am "that" friend that no one actually wants around...), I have been stressing about school, and I was just on the verge of tears all night. so I decided to get a manicure. The lady did a REALLY good job and used a meathod that is really healthy for my nails, which was cool. By the time it was over, I was super relaxzed and wasn't stressed at all. so Yay, manicures rock.

google adsense and other prework random thoughts

2010-11-24T13:46:00.000-05:00

So I'm getting ready for work and am trying to figure out this google adsense stuff. Google keeps directing me to some site where I'm supposed to buy keywords to make more money hahahaha I DON'T THINK SO BUDD...I wonder if anyone actually makes decent money off this adsense thing?

On a diffrent note...my stupid at t wireless phone is acting up again!! I can't wait until December so I cab upgrade!! It's not at t's fault that this phone sucks it's mine hahaha and I love At t service lol.

I was on google looking up stuff to put on my email to stop spam.. has anyone heard of anti spam exchange? Or heres some great spam emails I get. Lemon law...wtf?? Egg credit...???? What the hell does that mean?? maryland asbestos lawyers, baltimore mesothelioma attorneys,fort worth dwi lawyer...the list goes on forever lol I hate spam mail!!!

Anyways, TaTa.. I'm off to work..... yippeeee =]

This happens to me all the time!

2010-11-24T06:50:00.002-05:00

ALL THE TIME

hilarious look alikes!!!

2010-11-23T17:29:00.000-05:00

Things I miss for 100!

2010-11-23T15:32:00.002-05:00

Fight Violence and Abuse!

2010-11-22T13:17:00.005-05:00

http://www.breakthecycle.org/ Help End domestic violence!!!

to this nasty fat lady at work

2010-11-22T00:24:00.002-05:00

Back to work...

2010-11-22T00:18:00.000-05:00

It feels so good to be back at work...I really missed my residents =] geriatrics is my passion. I was like totally suprised that on my return to my old hall my patients remembered me. It's a really great feeling!! I switched shifts and let me just say it is a completely diffrent place at night!! It's so much less stress!! And OMFG we have some hilarious convos at night....

and FYI this 55 yr old gay guy looks at me and randomly says " Lady Gaga has a dick"

*it was the highlight of my night

Anyways there is never a dull moment just tonight :

One lady fed the invisible cat under the linen cart
Someone else crowed like a rooster
Someone else fingerpainted in poop
I made up a funny song about the Ravens in the tune to that Christmas song with the bum bum bum bum in it lol...
my 2 year old came in and was asking patients for cookies
my mom and husband got in a fight in the parking lot
my boss was talking about playing strip beer pong and waking up in bed with some random guy...
one old lady told me that she loves sex and asked me about my sex life
sat on the floor and drank coffee
i was litterally barked at tonight

CRAZY AWESOME!!

2010-11-20T15:02:00.003-05:00

My great friend Dom has a crazy awesome youtube channel that you all should watch. yeah. Officially approved by Laura Supermegafoxyawesomehot Duncan. :)

http://www.youtube.com/user/DRoger90

True Statement.

2010-11-20T09:35:00.001-05:00

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

2010-11-20T09:19:00.003-05:00

seems like such an easy question to answer, but now that I think about it, all the things I think I would do seem meaningless if I knew I wouldn't fail. I think a part of life is taking chances knowing that we may fail, and the satisfaction comes from knowing that we overcame the failure.

If I had to choose, though, I would finish college and get my nursing degree, I would start a family, and I don't know what else. my first though after reading this question is "oh, i would do SO many things" but now that I am actually answering it, I have no idea.

What things would YOU all do if you knew you could not fail??

This picture makes me feel like the picture.

2010-11-20T09:07:00.003-05:00

just seeing this picture makes me gleeful just like Reptar is gleeful in this picture.

Direct quote from my sister's preschool students

2010-11-17T13:54:00.005-05:00

My sister: "Who was at the first Thanksgiving?"
Students: "God! And the dinosaurs!"

COFFEE ADDICT!

2010-11-17T11:38:00.000-05:00

My coffee Haiku:

So,I love coffee
It tastes so good in my mouth
I want a lot more

I am dedicating this blog to coffee...coffee is th love of my life. I bullshit you not when i tell you that I drink like 2 pots of coffee a day. These are awesome pictures that i found off of google that have to do with coffee. Some are funny, and some I kid you not, are going to be hanging in my kitchen.

story of my life =]

lol i say that all the time!!

hahaha epic!!

i heart this one!!

jazzy kitten

2010-11-16T08:56:00.000-05:00

this little kitten reminds me of the spirit fingers from bring it on!!

i want a funny gay dance teacher like this !!!

FEENY FEENY FEHEHENY

2010-11-15T16:57:00.002-05:00

everyboday says onions make you cry

2010-11-15T16:48:00.003-05:00

When you cut an onion, the potency caused the dear ducts to water. I like this theory why this happens better... haha

Why every woman needs a sassy gay friend.

2010-11-15T13:56:00.004-05:00

1)They are NOT afraid to speak the truth, sista.
2)it is a male friend that doesn't have any awkward sexual tension
3)they can help you shop while giving a guy's perspective
4) they will pose as your boyfriend if a creeper is creeping
5)they will stand up for you and knock a bitch out
6)I mean come on, need I say more? SASSY GAY FRIEND

SO GOOD

favorite quote-
(from Angel in Rent, the transvestite) "I am more of a man then you will ever be, and I am more of a woman than you could ever hope to get."

Joshie Michael is 2!!!!

2010-11-14T08:24:00.000-05:00

So my little baby turned 2 on Friday. Where has the time gone? It seems like yesterday that I held him in my arms and nursed him. Why does time have to go so fast? When he was born I could never ever imagine that he would be talking and like wow it's crazy. I've seen him change since he was born and he doesn't look like a baby anymore he looks like a little boy and its sad!! But anyway, I'm going to post some of my favorite pics from the past 2 years of his life. Enjoy!!

just born

just got home from the hospital

Dady and Jr

aunt Jessie and Santa

first christmas pictures

first smile!

joshie and mama

he loves mocha creme fraps =]

daddy shaved his head so Joshie had to also lol

DID YOU KNOW...?!?!?!?!

2010-11-12T23:15:00.001-05:00

EMBARGO Spelled backwards is O GRAB ME

ALSO

STRAP ON backwards is NO PARTS

coincidence?? I think not...

Laura Loves...

2010-11-12T22:55:00.002-05:00

JKDLFAHFLKASDFJLA LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!