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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;Before I speak, I have something important to say.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;Why, I&#39;d horse-whip you if I had a horse.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? &lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809803336972368096/posts/default/5577224320160934835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809803336972368096/posts/default/5577224320160934835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grouchomarxquote.blogspot.com/2010/01/go-and-never-darken-my-towels-again.html' title='Groucho Marx'/><author><name>Phoenix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15164414434234382281</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWSIgk1Wzg5-12B934P_lsezx_TNuUPb5gSh5TrvVUYu6pvdfhAWphS1t_D0VjFf_adDqBmd-iOVH8V4B6BY6Q52M3i5apbO1zE6AgDf9nqfGBMLA0bXnH-s273RH9eOw/s75/bbb.jpeg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809803336972368096.post-6242147274698278365</id><published>2010-01-24T22:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2014-03-13T11:59:57.321-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Groucho Marx</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;I don&#39;t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as a member&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I cannot say that I do not disagree with you&lt;br /&gt;
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There is one way to find out if a man is honest... ask him! If he says yes you know he&#39;s crooked&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;I&#39;ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn&#39;t it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;Those are my principles, and if you don&#39;t like them, well, I have others.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;Room service...? Send up a larger room.&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809803336972368096/posts/default/6242147274698278365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809803336972368096/posts/default/6242147274698278365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grouchomarxquote.blogspot.com/2010/01/child-of-five-would-understand-this.html' title='Groucho Marx'/><author><name>Phoenix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15164414434234382281</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWSIgk1Wzg5-12B934P_lsezx_TNuUPb5gSh5TrvVUYu6pvdfhAWphS1t_D0VjFf_adDqBmd-iOVH8V4B6BY6Q52M3i5apbO1zE6AgDf9nqfGBMLA0bXnH-s273RH9eOw/s75/bbb.jpeg'/></author></entry></feed>