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8 software skills for you to learn to stay updated the software world

2020-11-26T11:13:00.003-08:00

Ever since the dot com boom, technology as a terms mostly refers to software or computer technology. Now that this generation is hit badly with economic crisis and a pandemic all at a time, staying employed is a big challenge. Companies are scaling down their workforce like never before. If you are not a constant learner, you cannot survive the post Covid 19 world that awaits us.

Experts say you need to learn at least 5 skills to stay employed(be it self employment or a job) in the coming years. Also there is a huge shift happening towards the Gig economy. Employment would be in terms of gigs you get assigned from freelancing platforms. So your income would probably depend on how many high value gigs you are completing per quarter. These gigs could be from your hobby area, the technology you love to work on or even the skill you are academically qualified. Furnishing below a list of software technologies that are high in demand as I am writing this. As the technology is evolving very fast, do your won research too in order to keep up with the pace. If you take a closer look, you can see that everything in this list is Opensource. We strongly recommend you to be a part of the open source community once you learn the code. Because each and every tiny technical contribution counts.

1. Docker

In fact, the team at Docker introduced what is the current industry standard for containers. If you dont know what is a Container, Containers are a standardized unit of software that allows developers to isolate their app from its environment, solving the “it works on my PC” headache. For millions of developers today, Docker is the by default standard to build and share containerized apps - from desktop, to the cloud.

learn more about Docker from their homepage

2. Kubernetes

Speaking of containers, there is Kubernetes, also widely known as K8s, Kubernetes is an open-source system for automating deployment, scaling, and management of containerized applications.

It groups containers that make up an application into logical units for easy management and discovery. Kubernetes is a community supported technology, combines best ideas and practices from the community. to the foundation of 15 years of experience of running production workloads at Google.

3. React Native

React Native is another open-source mobile application framework which is originally created by Facebook, Inc. React Native combines the best parts of native development with React, a widely used JavaScript library for building user interfaces.

React native is used to develop applications for Android, Android TV, iOS, macOS, tvOS, Web, Windows and UWP by enabling developers to use React's framework along with native platform capabilities.

4. Kafka

Apache Kafka is an open-source distributed event streaming platform used by a lot of companies for high-performance data pipelines, streaming analytics, data integration, and mission-critical applications. Basically many of your apps lets the cloud back end listen to your activities using Kafka.

5. Redux

Redux is an open-source JavaScript library which is most commonly used with libraries such as React or Angular for building user interfaces. Redux is a tool that developers use to make their lives easier by doing the job of “state management.” A state is a data that changes from time to time.

6. Magento

Magento is an open-source e-commerce platform written in PHP. It uses multiple other PHP frameworks such as Laminas and Symfony. Originally developed by adobe, it is now an open source framework powers a lot of eCommerce activity in our world.

7. Google cloud platform

As the name suggests, Google Cloud Platform or GCP in short, is an offering by Google. GCP is a suite of cloud computing services. GCP is so powerful that it runs on the same infrastructure that Google uses internally for its end-user products, such as Google Search, Gmail, file storage, and YouTube. To learn and develop, a handful of GCP service are free.

8. Typescript

TypeScript is a programming language developed and maintained by Microsoft. In simple technical words, TypeScript is a strict syntactical superset of JavaScript. TypeScript extends JavaScript by adding types. By understanding your code, TypeScript saves you time catching errors and providing fixes before you run code. Above all, typescript is completely open source.

How to get Amex -- Amarican express credit card

2020-11-26T03:30:00.002-08:00

American Express or in short AMEX is one of the most popular credit card companies in the world. In case if you are wondering how to get an american express credit card, you finally reached the right place. If you are a person who travels the world, AMEX has got a worldwide support and you will be rewarded with benefits.

One good thing with AMEX card is that they have a good 24/7 customer support. I am impressed with the way they handled my queries even during the Covid Pandemic. Remember that was the time when so many companies stopped their customer support taking advantage of the situation.

Reasons for getting an American Express Credit card

Premium Service - A well mannered 24/7 American express card customer service is there for your support round the clock.
Security - AMEX is one of the biggest credit card companies in the world. They are so big that they can get you the right security technology. As digital payments are gaining popularity, frauds are also increasing. Amex cards offer premium level security features.
AMEX offers: American Express® Cards come with exciting offers on travel, lodging, dining, online shopping and much more in India and abroad. The launch access in airports are another added advantage.

How to get your AMEX credit card?

Primarily, Amex salesperson might have already reached you at least once in the past. They collect documents on the fly and they complete the application process smoothly. If not, use this link to apply for an American express credit card. You will receive an Amazon gift wouched worth INR 500 if you use the above link to get your card. It is a referral link so that you will get added priority.

Apply for AMEX card now

Electric bikes you can buy online in India

2020-11-26T02:26:00.006-08:00

If you are a person who observe whats happening around you, you would be already aware of the effects of climate change. The pandemic, repeating climate emergencies like water crisis, floods, landslides and cyclones happening across globe are the few side effects of human induced climate change. It is high time to move from burning fossil fuels to an alternative source of energy. One way we spend a lot of fossil fuels is by fueling our vehicles in a regular basis.

We have a way out from being this climate criminals. Being the worlds largest two wheeler market, India is set to move into electric powered vehicles. Even though electric vehicles are there for a while now back from the old yo-bikes days, they were not as popular or user friendly as their fossil fuel counterparts.

Lately there is a lot of activity going around the electric vehicles space in India. Lot of startups and business houses are inventing indigenous technologies while the others in markets are selling market ready products by assembling market worthy electric vehicles to enable penetration in the market.

Listing below list of electric vehicles you can buy from the comfort of your home.

1. Ather 450x

Ather is leading the made in India electric two wheeler bandwagon. While many others are offering mere electric vehicles, Ather is building its own ecosystem so that in future the owners will have the luxury of a charging grid to enable long distance travel, reduce range anxiety etc.

You can pre order your Ather online by paying a fully refundable charge of INR 2500. Upon delivery this amount will be adjusted to the actual payable. While currently customers in Bengalore and Chennai are eligible for direct delivery, Dealers are responsible for deliveries other cities which makes the availability of this product in a total of 11 cities. Cities are (Bengaluru, Chennai, Hyderabad, Delhi, Mumbai, Pune, Kochi, Kozhikode, Kolkata, Ahmedabad, Coimbatore.). Learn more about Ather in their website.

2. Atumobile Atum 1.0

Atumobile is another brand in India which does RnD, manufacturing in India. The Hyderabad based Atumobile currently had only one model in their portfolio. The Atum 1.0 is powered by a 250w motor which adheres to the slow speed category of India governments electric two wheeler policies. This allows the users to ride it without licence, helmet where there is no need for registration, insurance or road taxes. However the government is getting GST while you buy it. With cafe racer looks and fat tires, Atumobile is a good looking bike for your daily commute. You can book your Atum 1.0 electric vehicle from Atumobile homepage

3. One electric Kridn

One electric launched their Kridn bike a while ago and it is up for order from their webpage now. One electric Kridn is a fully featured electric bike where the former ones we have listed were scooters and mopeds. It belongs to the high speed category of electric vehicles and it features a modest. professional looking motorcycle. You will recall old models of Royal enfield or Rx 100s when you look at the bike. It has a top speed of 95kmph, range of 85 km in single charge. Under the skin there is a powerful motor, controller and a 3Kwh battery that powers the vehicle. You may learn more and book the vehicle at the One electric homepage.

4. Komaki XGt Classic Electric Bike.

Komaki is a prominent brand in electric two wheeler market they were present in the market with many low speed vehicles till now and the Classic is another retro looking electric bike which has all the features of a motorcycle with convenience and no maintenance characters of electric vehicels. Thi suits for your everyday travel and you can even buy this bike from amazon. Read more about Komaki from here

5. Hero electric Scooters

Hero electric is there in the market for more than 10 years now. They pioneered the electric two wheeler segment in India. Models like Optima, hero electric Nyx are there with customers as well as fleet owners in the market for a while now. There models are available in many ecommerce marketplaces.

#electricvehicle #ev #electricbike

Whatsapp Disappearing Messages: Not all messages needs to stick forever

2020-11-06T00:21:00.005-08:00

Whatsapp recently announced that the app will now allow users to send messages that will disappear after 7 days. Finally a good news from whatsapp after a while.

The company says not all messages needs to stick forever. Which is essentially true. I have a friend who sends 130 messages a day flooding my notification pane about her Whatsapp boutique. I had to sit and clear her messages in an everyday basis and now with this feature comes as a blessing in disguise, those messages will auto disappear.

Companies send promotional messages to whatsapp these days. Its good if they perish once they are outdated. Our phone need not to be the storage for someone else's expired promotions.

Also some of the messages that regardless of how emotionally connected you are can also be set to the disappearing message and it will go after a while. Its always good to let go.

This will help removing many out of those thousands of messages that floods your whatsapp from the group which you don't care anymore. Most of all, those outdated memes and forwarded messages that your technologically handicapped people send are going to disappear from your inbox in a week too.

Another good thing is that the voice messages and gifs that gets auto downloaded will also gets disappeared once they're 7 days old. Less chance of accidentally playing a curse message instead of happy birthday song.

It would be great if fake news gets deleted this way once people report it as fake news.

How to enable or disable WhatsApp Disappearing messages feature:

Here's is how you switch on Disappearing Messages feature:

Open the respective WhatsApp chat.
Touch on the contact’s name.
Touch on Disappearing messages.
when prompted by the app, touch CONTINUE.
Now you have to select On.

#whatsapp #disappearingmessages #whatsappupdate

Minimal Home workout for keeping you healthy and save money | optional Doorway Pull Up bar + Dumbbell + Curl bar

2020-11-04T11:25:00.006-08:00

Hello all! Hope everyone is safe and sound as I am writing this. The year 2020 started as good as any new year and then came Covid 19 turning everything upside down. Unprecedented pandemic that kept all of us locked indoors, destroyed worldwide economy and stole jobs, dear ones and even made hopes for a good future very distant for majority of us.

Whether it be work from home or you lost your job, Covid 19 started limiting the freedom of mobility. Either you are under a government lock down or yo keep yourself safe by staying in doors, avoiding public places to the maximum. This resulted in people sitting down for long duration like never before. Even though sitting down seems to be comforting at the earlier times, it has long term bad effects in ones health. If you ever relate sitting down for longer duration to a cancer causing bad habit, it would be smoking tobacco. As they warn about tobacco, sitting down kills. It causes very bad effects on your long term health. Sitting in the same posture for about 30 minutes will slow down your metabolism and the longer you sit the worse it gets.

We are forced to sit down for longer duration as the situation demands it these days. However, if you choose to use the resources available in your home to keep your body active by routine work out habits, you will live a healthy longer life.

The 30:5 rule of sitting

If you are the one who works from home or the one binge watches shows on Netflix, you are definitely sitting for longer duration these days. Pause whatever you are doing every 30 minutes and stand up from your place to move your body. You may walk to the window and look outside, take a stroll around your hallway before you sit down again. This will help your metabolism to reactivate again as well as its good for your eyes as you are focusing to multiple points compared to staring at a single focal length to an illuminated screen.

Home workout routine that suits everyone.

Step 1: Warm your body

As always let us start with a warm up. Do any of your favorite warm ups. Be it 5 - 10 minutes of cycling, 2 minutes of Jumping jacks or Skipping till your heartbeat is up.

Step 2: Relax your shoulders

Keep your arms straight forward 90 degree to your body, point all fingers forward. slowly rotate both your arms without stressing your body (Try not to bend your arms straight throughout the activity). Do this 10 times each in both forward and reverse rotations.

Step 3: Touch your toes

Once you're done with the above one, stand straight by keeping your legs with foots together, stand straight by relaxing both your arms down. slowly in hale and exhale couple of times. Then, Raise your arms as you inhale slowly. Stop once your arms are on a straight line, fingers pointing the sky, Try to look up as you do this. Then start slowly bending your body to reach your toes, slowly exhale as you touch the big toe when you are completely exhaled. come back to initial position and repeat this 10 times. Keep your legs straight feet together throughout the routine.

Step 4: Squats/ Sit ups

Time to do something for legs. Do a set of Squats or complete sit ups. Watch a Youtube video on how to do squats if you don't know how. Or else You can do sit ups as follows.

Stand straight on your legs by keeping your foot your shoulder length apart. Respective feet parallel to each other inline with your shoulder(palms facing down). Distribute your weight equally on both legs. Then extend your arms forward and keep it that way. Do 10 -15 sit ups in that position. Just sit down and stand up without moving your legs and hands from position.

Step 5: Push Ups

Push up is one of the most ancient exercise known to human being. It is equally beneficial for men and women. Watch a couple of youtube videos on how to do a proper push up in case if you don't know it already. Start with your comfortable set of push ups in the first two weeks and try to do 45 to 50 push ups a day in sets of 15 +15 +10 or 20 +20 +10. Push ups helps keep your arms, upper body, chest, core strong so that you will gain an attractive posture in the long term.

Step 6: Abs Workout

Abs are the most affected part of body when you sit for long time. You may end up gaining a pot belly, lose abs and a bad posture in the long term. Doing a set of crunches, leg raises any two of your favorite ab workout every day after above work outs will keep you in shape with a proper abdomen strength. Do abs workout only when your stomach is empty. Or else you may end up with Gastric issues or hernia in a worst case.

Minor Home workout equipment to cut your monthly gym costs

You know how costly is gym memberships. Above all, it is not safe to go workout in a crowded gym in light of the ongoing pandemic situation. As per bill gates, more epidemics are on its way.

If you invest a negligible amount of money, you can have a minimal set of workout equipment at home for an extended set of exercises for better health. This was you can save a lot of money too. Every penny saved is worth it as coming are the days of recession.

Doorway pull up bar

Chin ups or pull ups are another important exercise like the push up. Back when we were apes, we used to hang on tree branches, we used to rock climb while hunting and gathering both needed superior upper body strength.

A doorway pull up bar can be attached to any doorway/ door frame with the help of minimal screwing(Some bars work with just a grip, no screwing required). A set of proper pull ups can build strong wing muscles, along with total upper body work out. Apart from chin up/ pull up, doorway pull up bar can be used for a set of body stretches. I will write about that in another post soon.

Dumbbells

Primarily used for building biceps and arm related muscles, dumbbells can be used for a whole lot of exercise. I recommend to go for a dumbbell with interchangeable weight so that you can us it for multipurpose work outs. Also the same set of weights can be used with a curl bar or straight bar.

Curl bar or Bar bell with some weights

Depends on your budget and space availability, add a curl bar or a straight bar along with some changeable weight so that you may be able to do dead lift, those famous bicep curls, deltoid workout etc. Even though these are optional, it is easy to find these equipment in second hand market or fresh ones fro reasonable prices from stores like decathlon or online stores.

Royal Enfield launched Meteor - Exclusive images

2020-11-01T00:58:00.004-07:00

Royal Enfield is gearing up for launching its new cruiser motorcycle, the meteor on November 6th 2020. Looks like pandemic is not stopping royal Enfield from launching its new bikes. Meteor is said to be catering to those who are into highways and cruising. So, if you like thunderbird, you would definitely like meteor. The name is inspired from the legendary royal Enfield meteor that was there in the market in the old cast iron - gunmetal engine era.

[Update] Royal Enfield's launched three variants of meteor in the November 6th event and they are Fireball, Stellar and supernova. As we guessed earlier, the Meteor will be an evolution to their Thunderbird bikes. The bike comes with a counter balancing shaft to kill vibrations and make the engine refined. Also these models are engineered on top of a newly designed cradle type frame to ensure maximum riding pleasure. The feel is of roadster type and the seats to handle to the riding feel, this is designed from ground up for an enhanced buying, ownership experience. The mass customization option is also available in these models for personalize the bike to an extent to a unique name tag comes from factory with your name on it.

Royal Enfield meteor - Looks

Royal Enfield's proven its ability to make good motorcycles by launching Himalayan and The 650 twins (Royal Enfield Continental gt 650and Interceptor 650). Hope meteor is the next step towards improving the quality of their other bikes. The Royal Enfield meteor looks like every thunderbird owners dream modification. While the thunderbird x pleases young peppy audience, the meteor looks more official like a cruiser. The rear fender mudguard suits more to the cruiser look now.

It maintains the thunderbird feel all along but more traditionally cruiser design elements are now part of the meteor.

Royal Enfield meteor Technical specifications

It is expected that the team at royal Enfield is revealing the 350 cc version of the meteor this November. We truly hope that it will not be a mere change in paint scheme. Like they did with superior models of royal Enfield, technical refinements now. Engine will be of 350 cc single cylinder with the existing power torque and fuel efficiency. We expect better front and rear disc brakes and a slipper clutch mated to machine to stay in par with the main competition of the bike, the Honda ,CB 350 which comes as a technically advanced bike altogether.

Royal Enfield meteor 650?

We strongly feel that there will be a 650 cc bike with a cruiser design also is getting ready in the royal Enfield design and engineering house. As the 650 powertrain is well known and globally recognised as a good bike, it is natural for royal Enfield to implement the 650 essence into more of their bikes. We have seen spy images of such a bike also in some of the discussions happening online

This looks like a test bike and definitely this is going to penetrate the market of smaller triumphs, harley davidsons and other retro mid weight motorcycles. Maybe this is going to kill couple of the opponents in the competition. Because midweight motorcycles are the ones that actually makes some sense. You can use it everyday, you can cruise it on those trip days. You're going to use the bike and that spreads the word to the biking community. Whereas bigger bikes will be staying in garage collecting dust or being transported in trailers for a short fun ride.

Hope the launch will be giving us riders two good commuters- cruiser bikes. I personally want Royal Enfield to grow so that they sell more bikes globally which in turns creates jobs in India. In this pandemic, we need more jobs so that we shall by new bikes to get the economic cycle running. Let's all wait and see what royal Enfield is upto with their meteor models. You may follow royal Enfield on YouTube for exciting pre launch videos. I've seen couple of them and they are so interesting. Royal Enfield videos are unapologetically ride inspiring.

#royalenfield #re #meteor #650 #350 #thumderbird

What is Nadhini Good Life Milk and why it is gaining popularity now a days?

2020-10-12T00:44:00.000-07:00

As a consumer you might have noticed milk in tetra packs named Goodlife from Nandhini in the shelves of supermarkets. Unlike any other milk you would have seen it being stored in normal temperature. Here I am going to explain briefly about what is the milk in tetra pack and why it can be stored in normal room temperature.

Nandhini GoodLife is UHT processed milk. Normal milk is processed or pasteurized with low temperature and long time so that only pathogens gets killed. In UHT-Ultra High Temperature pasteurization, the milk is heated to a temperature around 105-115°C for a flash time say 1-3 seconds thus killing the pathogens and spoilage organisms.

Also the milk is being packed aseptically (a condition where no microorganisms is allowed to enter the product) packed into tetra packs. This ensures the milk remains safe even at room temperatures. Also the milk is homogenized and as a result the fat layer will not form on storage which makes it fit to use immediately.

From a consumer point of view, Goodlife milk is a convenient option for those who do not have a refrigerator.

GoodLife has three variants of milk based on fat percentage

1. Goodlife gold (4.5% fat)
2. Goodlife Toned Milk (3% fat)
3. Goodlife slim (<0.5%)

For recipes using Goodlife milk you can refer to https://www.nandinigoodlife.in/

FSSAI Recruitment 2020 - Appointment of law graduates as consultants

2020-10-08T23:37:00.003-07:00

FSSAI has invited applications from law graduates with a minimum of one year experience to appoint as consultants on a contract basis.

Job Profile

Drafting of regulations, agreements. MOUs and contracts
Drafting of petitions of other legal documents
Render interpretation of other legal information
Provide legal opinion or advice

Educational qualification

Degree in Law (LLB) from any institution/University duly recognized for the purpose

Experience

Minimum one year in the related field

For detailed notification visit : https://www.fssai.gov.in/jobs@fssai.php

Bosch GSB 450 watt impact drill set user experience review

2020-10-06T04:18:00.005-07:00

Bosch power tools India limited is making essential power tools at affordable prices ever since their inception into Indian market in 1993. This Bosch GSB 450w impact drill set is a professional quality drill that comes with a set of all general use bits as well as screws and plastic plugs generally used in common scenarios.

There are fixed speed, variable speed variant options in the 10 mm bit drill and another 12mm drill in the variable speed.

variable speed is very useful in driving screws. There is a forward and reverse rotation switch option to drive and unscrew screws. a set of screw driver bits are also provided with the kit.

Hammering action

Hammering action is very useful while drilling screws in concrete or masonry. masonry bits can be identified by looking at the head of the bit. Masonry/concrete drill bits will have an arrowhead shaped tip. these type of bits are generally used with hammering action. There is a dedicated switch to switch between drilling and hammering.

How to identify your drill bits

As said in the previous paragraph, masonry/concrete bits are identified by the arrowhead shaped tip with fins on the sides.

Wood bits are very sharp in the tip and the tip is also sharpened at the sides where the twist ends too.

Another set of bits are also provided in this kit. These are multipurpose bits and are cone shaped at the tip. This bit can be used in thin metal sheets too.

Review

Overall the quality of the drill is very good. the design is very ergonomic to fit right into human hand and with 1.5 Kgs of weight, the drill is easy to hold and operate. There is enough cable length for general purposes. As the power is only 450w, good quality extensions can be used for an extended cable length. If you are a DIY enthusiast or a professional who occasionally drills, this is an ideal choice for you. Also this is the most value for money option as of I am writing this. Another option you could also consider is a black and Decker kit.

Buying a Second hand car in Bangalore? What are the required documents for change of ownership of used car

2020-09-22T11:21:00.006-07:00

Most of the human beings tends to ensure better quality of living as you progress and start earning more. Nowadays as there are epidemics and pandemics happening in a frequent interval, buying a car became a necessity rather than a luxury. In a city like Bangalore, public transport is mostly crowded. I am not forgetting the fact that roads are also crowded. Still, a car has became a necessity unlike ever before.

At the same time, buying a car comes with its own hurdles and challenges. Firstly, you have to identify a car that suites your usage. once you have chosen your car, find one that suits your budget. if both these conditions are satisfied, you may test drive and go for the one which suits you the best. As we all know car is a liability(Its value deprecates year by year, it doesn't produce any income for you). It is always better to buy a second hand car as the money you spend on it will be significantly less than that of a brand new one.

After selecting the car that suits you the best, You have to verify its documents. It is better if there is no accident history, visible damages etc. You might have already evaluated the indoors and functioning of the car. The must have documents and points to be noted are listed below.

Registration Certificate(RC), Tax, insurance documents and their validity

It is must to verify that the RC is registered to the owners name. Also the validity of the RC can be verified in the vaahan portal. Fitness of the vehicle must be valid up to certain number of years which will justify the value of the vehicle.

Tax should be also properly paid towards the vehicle. If the tax document is not valid, you may have to pay additional fine to change the vehicles ownership to your name.

Insurance policy must be valid and properly maintained: - Insurance policy is a must have document for every vehicle. The insurance policy must be valid to a future date and it should be properly mentioning the vehicle name, chassis, engine number, validity and IDV value of the vehicle.

Another important thing to note is that the emission(pollution) certificate is there and it is valid.

Form no CMV 29 (duplicate)

Form No 29 is the NOTICE OF TRANSFER OF OWNERSHIP OF A MOTOR VEHICLE

Aadhaar Card of the owner
Form no. CMV 30 (If vehicle covered under Hypothecation/HPA/Lease

APPLICATION FOR INTIMATION AND TRANSFER OF OWNERSHIP OF A MOTOR VEHICLE

Registration Certificate, valid insurance, emission Certificate, Fitness certificate in case of transport vehicle, Tax card with up-to-date tax paid proof.
Address proof (original)
In case of LMVs and transport vehicles, PAN card is required. (Form 61 or 60 in case of no PAN card)
Recently captured three passport size photographs of the buyer

Be it online of offline, you have get the above-mentioned documents along with the duly filled forms by both seller and buyer on appropriate places. This article is applicable also for transfer of ownership of two, three wheeler vehicles.

Transfer of ownership of a vehicle can be done online through the government portal https://parivahan.gov.in/parivahan

Above mentioned forms can also be downloaded from the above site.

How to transfer Insurance policy of used car to buyers name?

It is mandatory to transfer the insurance policy to the new owner once the purchase of a used car is done. It is required to get a no objection clause duly filled and signed by the selling owner in order to do this. a sample format of the letter is furnished below.

NO OBJECTION LETTER

TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

I, _____________________________ do hereby state that,

1. I am the legal owner/s of the [________________________________]car(Registered Number: ____________ )(hereinafter referred to as “car”). Insured by Insurance company______________________________________ Policy Number: ________________________(Period Cover: ____________________________________________)

2. I have no objection in Transfering the Insurance to Mr/Ms _____________________________ as I have sold the said car - Insured by Insurance company______________________________________ Policy Number: ________________________(Period Cover: ____________________________________________)

Date: …………… Signature

Place: …………. (Owner)

PROOF

2012-06-08T04:07:00.004-07:00

Qn: IF 2(l+b)=P; Prove that 4b=P. Tintumon : 2(l+b)=P 2(ell+b)=P 2(bone+b)=P taking ‘b’ comon 2b(one+1)=P 2b(2)=P 4b=P! Tintumonoda kali. Entha lle/

BEST COUPLE

2012-06-08T04:06:00.003-07:00

Best husband Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant…. Couple 1 : Husband: “aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare….” Couple 2 : Husband: “aa liver ingeduthe Karale………” Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple started……. Couple 3: dundu mol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal! Then, Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! :) ))

FREEZE AKATHA LIQUID

2012-06-08T04:04:00.002-07:00

Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’ Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’

KALYANAM

2012-03-07T02:05:00.002-08:00

tintumon-” chetta..enikku ningalde mole kalyanam kazhichu tharumo? chettan-” ayyo..avalkku ippol kalyanam shariyavilla..aval padichu kondirikkanallo tintumone tintumon-”adhu saramilla..aval padichotte..njan oru manikkoor kazhinju varam..padichu theernal namukkidhu nadathalo

MULLAPPERIYAR

2012-03-07T01:56:00.000-08:00

Teacher: Mullaperiyaar dam ile jala nirappu kurakkan endha oru vazhi? Tintu:Dam ile vellathil oru 100000 litr brandy kalakakkuga…pinne naatukar thanne kudichu vatticholum…..!!!

five mark

2012-03-03T03:59:00.001-08:00

Teacher: ” aage kittiyadhu 5 mark ennitu adhum nokki irunnu chirikunnoda? tintumon-” answer sheetil malayalam song ezhudhi vachitum 5 mark engane kitti ennu aalochichu chiruchu poyadha teachere….!!!

IMAGINATION

2012-03-03T03:58:00.001-08:00

Several weeks after a young Mr.Tintu had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.” “Well,” the Tintu replied, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”

DAM or DAMN

2012-01-05T22:06:00.001-08:00

Teacher: say something about mullapperiyar dam. Tintu: MAD MAN MADE DAM.. NOW DAM MAKES MAN MAD!

ANSWERS

2012-01-05T22:04:00.001-08:00

teacher-” da tintu..innathe examil nee nannayi answer ezhudhiyo? tintumon- “3 answers krithyamayi ezhudhiyitund… teachr- ” aaha good..edhoke chodhyam? tintumon- ” name,.roll numbr, date…!!!

vettum thiruthum

2011-09-26T22:09:00.001-07:00

teacher: ororutharudeyum answer paper kandal avar padikkumoo padikkille ennu manasillavum, vrthiyayi vettum thiruthallum illathe naalla polle eyuthuavar nallapolle padikkum,allathavar padikkila?

tintu: appo teacher ente answer paperil muyuvannam vettittatu teacher padikkathathu konddanalle!

DOSA

2011-09-26T22:08:00.001-07:00

Teacher: moonnil ninn moonn kurachal ethraya?

Tintu: 1.

Teacher: da potta. njan oru clue parayam, ninak moonn dosa kitti adhil moonnum nee thinnu. baaki ethra?

Tintu: adhano…. Achar mathram …

tintu classil

2011-06-01T21:17:00.000-07:00

ക്ലാസില്‍ ഉറങ്ങുന്ന ടിന്റുവിനോട് ടീച്ചര്‍:ഊഷ്മാവ് അളക്കുന്ന ഉപകരണം ഏത്?
ടിന്റു :ചട്ടുകം
ടീച്ചര്‍ :എന്ത്?
ടിന്റു : ഉപ്മാവ് അളക്കുന്ന ഉപകരണമല്ലേ??

FAIL

2011-04-06T05:10:00.001-07:00

DOCTOR: ninte randu kidniyum fail ayi

kure neram karanja tintumon doctorod

TINTUMON: ethra markina doctor????

NOKIA mathio?

2011-03-31T21:08:00.003-07:00

Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !

PTA MEETING

2011-03-31T21:08:00.001-07:00

Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..
Dad: Wat do u mean by ‘small’ PTA meeting ?
Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!!