tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60091065965415446152024-09-25T20:14:43.157-07:00Bestfacebookstatusmakulmahajanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14487376163263960279noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009106596541544615.post-69263271074389241972012-02-13T01:35:00.001-08:002012-02-13T01:36:55.095-08:00Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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sad moment when</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
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<span class="textexposedshow">Someone copies your status and they get more likes
then you ! :P</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></span></b></div>
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<b style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #444444;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt; line-height: 115%;">2.A
lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, i am afraid of widths.</span><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #444444;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt; line-height: 115%;">3. Did
u know that if u light a</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;">Candle under the
Moonlight &</span><br />
<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;">U say 3 times the
name of</span><br />
<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;">person u love :)</span><br />
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<span class="textexposedshow">U will look really STUP!D... :D</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></span></b></div>
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<b style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #444444;"><span class="textexposedshow"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt; line-height: 115%;">4.</span></span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt; line-height: 115%;"> I'm from Shyland and I love my country. I dislike
foreigners, especially the ones from Boldistan. The Shylandic Government said
they'd do something, but that was 10 years ago. They seem to be having problems
getting the message across, with all the blushing and stuttering. I just don't
want us to go down like Niceland. They didn't even see the problem, they just
kept smiling and welcoming the Meanians whose primary goal was to invade every
country in sight.</span><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #444444;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt; line-height: 115%;">5. The
awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn
face.</span><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #444444;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt; line-height: 115%;">6. Husband
- kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?</span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 8.5pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;">No answer</span><br />
<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;">Husband asks again?</span><br />
<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;">No answer</span><br />
<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;">He asked again</span><br />
<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;">Wife-nhi kaha aur
plz ab bhokna band kro...</span></span></span></b><o:p></o:p></div>
</div>makulmahajanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14487376163263960279noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009106596541544615.post-49355721855165370282012-02-12T23:47:00.000-08:002012-02-13T00:15:15.383-08:00College<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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if your name was Homework.... I'd be doing you right now!</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">says
back in my day, we used to call it "recess"... now-a-days, it's
referred to as "cease fire".</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">would
often... when I read a book... thank my teacher. At least I used to...
until she got an unlisted number.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">Studying
is like student and dying put together</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">does
not need no spelling lessons... who do you think put the cool in scool?</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">thinks
going back to school would be great if it weren't for all the classes.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">thinks
teachers aren't truly appreciated... until the weekends!</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">would
like to remind the kids not to let their schooling get in the way of their
education</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">Teachers
call is "cheating"... We call it "teamwork".</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">The
more u learn the more u know the more u know the more u forget the more u
forget the less u know, so why learn?</li>
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