The perfect dodge

This is the end

2011-06-24T14:20:00.003-04:00

Yes It's true

This is the last post of this blog due to time constraint reason , I hope I didn't bored you too much, see ya.

Good luck

In memory of Ryan Dunn

2011-06-21T14:56:00.000-04:00

A little video from Jackass 3.5 to commemorate him.

Rabbit Fact Time #4

2011-06-19T16:23:00.000-04:00

Yep, It's time for your weekly rabbit fact

Fact:

16. Rabbits don't like being picked up.

17. Rabbits can see behind them without turning their heads.

18. Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents. They are related to hares and pikas.

19. Rabbits are most active at dawn and dusk.

20. Rabbits have large eyes and a blind spot right in front of their face.

Starfox64 promo

2011-06-17T15:03:00.002-04:00

You may have seen it somewhere else but I though I share, This is a old ad for Starfox 64.

Sorry for the low quality of everything in there

Those guys are crazy, I don't know in what kind of world they living but this ain't earth. It started with Sony and Sega spy kidnapping a test pilot in front of the Nintendo building and then the weird overacting spiral fall downward into hell. This thing is funny for the wrong reason, the joke are weird and not really funny but the acting is hilarious.

Better watch that video or else they gonna torture Mario

Cheesier than a cheese puff cover in cheez wizz with grated mozzarella on top.

More about Duke Nukem

2011-06-15T19:29:00.000-04:00

Here a little video I made about the best weapon in the new Duke Nukem game

The best trick

Duke Nukem Forever

2011-06-14T15:20:00.005-04:00

So, as many of you, I tried the new Duke Nukem this weekend and It was sadly disappointing. I knew the graphic was kinda weak and the game rather short but I was still hopeful. My expectation for this game were high, I'm a fan from back in the day and I have the two game they release for the N64 and the original on Pc.

The game world as change since then and Duke seem to have devolve, you can only take two weapons at the time meaning you gonna cling on that devastator, can't run for too long, no damn jetpack in the game. Most of his oneliner are recycle from older Duke Nukem Title, and speaking or recycling, all the npc look the same. Virtually, Duke Nukem Forever is eco-friendly.

A few FPS hero make cameo in the game, here Isaac from dead space

Duke Nukem used to make a lot of movie reference, They live, Evil dead, Total recall, Commando to name a few, now he talk more about video game, talking about Halo power armor ( you really can't miss this one ) or finding Isaac (from dead space) or talking about Gordon freeman(from half life). I'm not again this, it just seem weird to me sometime, kinda force. But I gotta admit when I was playing the game with a friend, we both laugh every now and then at Duke quote, he is a funny guy.

My plan, half of them hit the monster in the ball the other half get some chicks and I do all the job as usual

Maybe the core of the game is in his Multi player, but they didn't include a split screen mode, only online. Well I haven't play the multi player mode yet and from what I get from the boring boss battle, It's probably not that great either. Except the first and the last one, the boss are more a repetitive chore than a fun challenge.

Damn I'm good

Concluding, I would recommend you to rent this one, you could probably finish it in one weekend, there is not much secret or exploration to do. Just run the straight line until the end. You gonna have fun time but not a much of a challenge.

Rabbit Fact Time #3

2011-06-12T17:02:00.003-04:00

Here come Charlie Sheen tiger blood rabbit to fix the rabbit ratio in this blog

Fact:

11. The longest ears are 31.125 inches long. They belong to an American rabbit, Nipper's Geronimo.

The longest ears

12. The longest-lived rabbit was nearly 19 years old when he died.

13. Biggest bunny: 26 lbs., 7 oz.! That a lot of meat

14. The world record for the rabbit high jump is 1 meter.

15. The world record for the record long jump is 3 meters. That's over 9 feet!

X-men First Class

2011-06-10T18:01:00.004-04:00

I'm a little late for this, but I watched X-men First class this week and I'd like it, what a surprise. Really, my hope were so low with this one, after X-men 3 and Wolverine. I want to hate it for little things like, for example, Alex summer, younger brother of Cyclops in the X-men was now one of the first X-men. It's not like Cyclops was not in the other X-men movies. But beyond that, I had a good time. Great movie to watch. I do not mean the story is bad, just don't think about it too hard. And It contain trace of Michael Ironside, but bad one, don't mind him.

The only thing missing was him, wait who is that guy ?

I had this idea while watching the movie, maybe Marvel should do a completely alternate superheroes story, like for they do for series like Marvel Noir, Oldman Logan or even Marvel Zombie and do whatever they like and nobody will be piss. Because, ultimately all superhero will movie start to blend together and look the same so a change of pace could be good.

Here the movie poster with a weak photoshop filter.

Concluding, I recommend this one for superhero action movie fan. I really had a good time watching this.

Insanity and Scrooge Mcduck

2011-06-09T16:46:00.004-04:00

Me and a friend were discussing fictional character fortune, talking about how Bruce Wayne make money and such. Then I told him about Scrooge Mcduck being the richest fictional character.

here the proof : http://www.forbes.com/lists/fictional15/2011/forbes-fictional-15.html

I can buy both Stark and Wayne industry

and one thing leading to another we were now talking about Ducktale and how we don't remember much from it except the theme song. Then we decide to watch one episode randomly in the bunch. The one we pick is number 044, Back Out in the Outback and we couldn't believe our eyes. That episode was the most unpredictable thing I saw in a while.

So I though I could give you a test, try to guess what will happen next.

1. Ovni are shaving the wool off some Australian sheep, What those thing are ?

2. Webby is being chase by wild boar, How will she escape this ?

Bonus : Guess who is the bad guy ?

3. The villain get the Black Widow, the most bad-ass boomerang in existence, what it gonna do ?

Bonus : How can a dog-man own a dog.

The answer :

1. Remotes boomerang of course, this one was easy.

2. Walk on a row of Crocodile in a river, and the croco will turn again the boar.

3. Nothing, he just drop it.

Would you have guess this for a 90's disney kid show ?

The mystery of the Zora Mask

2011-06-07T17:12:00.008-04:00

While reading another comic in nintendo power, this time Zelda one, I found another , how can I say it, foreshadowing of the next game. Here what I found in NP number 38, the one with the weird looking Guile on the cover.

Remember The zora had a relooking between The Snes and the N64 games

King Zora before his day of sitting in the only water source of Hyrule.

And except the king, they were design to be enemies

It's may be again totally incorrect assumption, This may be totally coincidental, but the fact is they introduced the zora mask and a fairies companion in 1992 , 6 years before the Ocarina of time release in 1998.

This mask is useless, or is it ?

Yes, Zora mask are useless.

This one was much better, It's a shame a new father have to die for me to get it.

Finally, you may wanna check back some of your Zelda stuff, cartoon or comic, maybe you will find something that will come back in Skyward sword. Just like what happen of Zelda cartoon episode "the missing link" and the game "Spirit Track" ( worse Zelda game in my opinion ) is the same thing, except the character are reverse ( in the game Zelda is a ghost and in the show, Link is the phantom ) .

City Chicken

2011-06-06T16:42:00.001-04:00

I've got food poisoning this weekend, from eating at the Chinese restaurant. So I been sick since Saturday-Sunday night, still feel weird today.

Do not order the city chicken

I was wanting to go see the X-men First class movie this weekend but I guess it will have to wait.

Feel free to share your bad sick inducing city restaurant story in the comment.

Some quick movie review

2011-06-04T17:53:00.004-04:00

I though I could give you some quick spoiler-free review of on few comedy. Just some head-up and comment about them.

3. The hall pass

I want to like you Owen wilson but you make it so difficult since Drillbit taylor

A comedy by the Farrelly brother have to be good right, well wrong. This one is just a little too bland and predictable. I mean when you gonna see Owen and friend get the "Hall Pass" , you will exactly know where the movie going. It has a few good moment but not a as good of what I was expecting.

2. The hangover 2

What the first movie was lacking is a wanking monkey and some Ladyboy

Everything have been said about that one, It's the same things as the first one, nothing really new or whatever. But I have to say I was having a good time, maybe I was just in a good mood but I didn't hate it as much as some people say. If you like the first, well you can't go wrong with this one.

1. Paul

Paul could be my best friend, It's my dream since I saw Mac and Me

When I first heard about this movie, I though, meh a comedy about an alien from Area 51 with seth rogen. Then I learned It has been writen by Nick Frost and Simon Pegg, the guys from Hot fuzz and Shaun of the dead to name a few ( I love those movie by the way ) , my minded was change. I loved it, laugh a lot, I love the character and the story. This movie is load with sci-fi reference too, without spoiling it, a one point they go to a country bar, took me a second or two remembering where the music came from.

Rabbit Fact Time #2

2011-06-03T15:24:00.002-04:00

Take a moment for another adorable Rabbit Fact Time

Fact:

6. Rabbits can produce babies when they are 6 months old.

7. After birth, the baby rabbits are collectively known as litter.

8. Size of the litter is usually between 4-8 kits.

9. The gestation period of rabbit is about 30 days.

10. Rabbits can produce 20-40 babies in a year.

Neon City

2011-06-01T00:27:00.003-04:00

Neon City 1991

I just watched Neon city and I really enjoy it. What not to enjoy : It's set in a post apocalypse, It have mutant, weird special effect( they get trough a smoke and rave zone ), Motorcycle, Jeep and Bus, Guns, Laser Gun and Michael Ironside being Bad-ass.

You don't want to piss off that guy

Ok, to be fair, the movie is not a master piece and I doubt It will leave a lasting impact upon your soul but I'm pretty sure It gonna make you laugh at least once. And if you are in a fallout mood like I was, this movie won't disappoint you.

Yeah Laser gun made from a telephone and a flashlight

You better jump off your bike before the light traveling speed laser hit you

Remember this movie was made in 1991, in that time, the people were still playing with their original nintendo and were wearing that kind of stuff so beware.

a totally rad coat

I will let you judge by yourself, here the trailer

Fallout New Vegas Honest Hearts

2011-05-30T17:30:00.001-04:00

This weekend, I play the Fallout New Vegas DLC, Honest Hearts. So I though I could give you some of my impression on it, don't worry, It will be quick. First of all, the tribe was an interesting idea but they doesn't seem to do much, you have to work for Daniel or Joshua Graham, the Mormons. Without spoiling it, I would have love a third or fourth option there. No much new thing too, only a few giant monster and the weapon are not this diversify, I used the 45auto for most of the time because their ammo are so abundant.

The gun he's holding

Final thought : Wait a little, maybe it would get in a bundle DLC pack for a cheaper price, for the moment Honest Hearts is short, you only have like one gray moral choice to make and the add content isn't that interesting.

Yoshi Language Series

2011-05-27T16:46:00.001-04:00

Here a little bonus from my Nintendo Power

It won't be too complex

Punctuation is the most important part of this language

Oh my god yoshis talk like pokemons by repeating they name ...

but I believe this one is just coincidental and this way of speaking are not limited to Pokemon.

To name a few, John Malcovich ( Being John Malcovich ), Matt Damon ( Team america ), Timmy ( South Park ) or Gary ( Fallout3 ) all talk like that.

Rabbit Fact Time #1

2011-05-26T13:33:00.004-04:00

Yeah It's that time, the time you learned about rabbit

Fact:

1. Rabbits have a very good memory.

2. Rabbits have long sensitive ears, which can turn in any direction and can also help in regulating their temperature.

3. Rabbits are very susceptible to over heating and can suffer from a heat stroke.

4. Rabbits can't vomit.

5. Droppings of rabbits serve as an excellent garden fertilizer.

Yoshi Village

2011-05-25T01:25:00.002-04:00

Near my bathroom, I got a drawer full of magazine and comic book. Not long ago I was looking for a good one to read while doing some extended duty. I found one of my Nintendo Power, number 34, the one with Link to the past on the cover. I start reading the Mario comic in it. I was surprised to see that the Yoshi village look more like Super Mario RPG one than the Yoshi hut in Super Mario world.

the comic

Super Mario world

Super Mario RPG

I know nothing about that and this may be a little far-fetched but Nintendo power was released march 1992 and Super Mario RPG a good 4 years later in may 1996. Could Squaresoft Yoshi village be inspire from the comic rather than Yoshi house in the mario world ? Just look at the mailbox in the middle of the comic, weird.

Flyboy show us his impressive shooting skill.

2011-05-24T16:03:00.002-04:00

Here a gif from Dawn of the dead (1978) by George Romero

If you like good Zombie movie, I definitely recommend this one.

But watch out for the 2004 remake, It's not bad but not as good as the original.

About myself

2011-05-23T18:39:00.003-04:00

Hi I'm Bunny hill, I'm a legend in the rabbit ring and now I want to make my big break on the Internet so stick with me and my babes and you might find something cool on this blog.

the first post

2011-05-23T18:03:00.002-04:00

a minecraft video to start