Little Bit of Everything

Why Captian Higgins is my Favorite Parasitic Worm - The Oatmeal

2012-02-06T14:25:00.000-08:00

So I've been visiting The Oatmeal alot recently. He's a comic artist with alot of really great stuff, and even got a gif of a koala making sweet love to a goat posted on "CNN, Sports Illustrated, Forbes, The Guardian, Mashable, Business Insider, MSNBC, and a bumload of other mainstream news sources."

Such talent deserves to be shared with the world! Here's a fantastic comic about the adventurous life of Dicroceolium dendriticum (A parasitic flatworm).

Full credit goes to The Oatmeal, who has tons more of this kind of stuff.

Facebook Timeline

2012-01-25T11:39:00.002-08:00

With Facebook's time line going to be mandatory in a few days, there will likely be many people who are quote upset over all this. While I really don't care for the way the information is laid out in the new time line, I do like the new headers / covers that are available!

There are sites that have popped up as editing tools for the time line's headers. Here's a few of the time line creation sites.

MyFBcovers

Timeineoveranner

CoverCanvas

Or if you'd rather make your own in Photoshop or Gimp, then here's a guide to the dimensions of the Facebook Cover.

And here's some examples of what other people have done. Hopefully this will get your creative juices flowing.

Troll Face in Facebook Chat

2012-01-24T14:47:00.005-08:00

Haven't you always wanted to use a troll face in Facebook chat? Or maybe the Challenge Accepted face? Well all of those faces can actually be used in Facebook chat! All you need to know is the codes for the faces... lucky for you I just happen to have them! Now you don't have to just use/see them in rage comics, you can use them while chatting your time away on Facebook to!

You need to paste the code along with BOTH brackets to use it in Facebook chat.

Looking for timeline covers? Here's 41 great ones!

Troll Face – [[171108522930776]]

Me Gusta – [[164413893600463]]

Yaoming – [[218595638164996]]

LOLOLOL – [[189637151067601]]

Poker Face – [[129627277060203]]

Forever Alone – [[227644903931785]]

Okay – [[100002752520227]]

Like A Boss – [[105387672833401]]

Challenge Accepted – [[100002727365206]]

Derp[S] – [[224812970902314]]

Obama(Not Bad) - [[169919399735055]]

Cereal Guy - [[170815706323196]]

Derp Girl - [[192644604154319]]

Y U NO guy - [[106043532814443]]

Some more Troll meme faces:

[[143220739082110]]
[[168040846586189]]
[[142670085793927]]
[[167359756658519]]
[[169919399735055]]
[[145768898802324]]
[[110866125664747]]
[[148578318584679]]

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Funny Letters

2012-01-16T02:09:00.000-08:00

Here are a few minimalistic funny letters!

Rage Comics

2012-01-15T16:05:00.000-08:00

I thought I would add a few rage comics I had kicking around. I know I know, the first one isn't a rage comic, but they are all funny. If they are to small to read, just click on them to enlarge them.

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New Alternative Art Website

2012-01-12T14:22:00.000-08:00

Since the alternative art posts here were so popular, I decided to make a dedicated Alt Art website. It's nothing fancy, just a collection of alternative artwork I've come across. It is still under construction but there is enough content to start sharing the site with others!

So if you like Alternative art check out the new Alt Art Collection website!

Epic Leader Wall papers

2012-01-10T13:04:00.000-08:00

The following are a bunch of wallpapers I had with a similar theme. I'm not sure what theme that would be :S, a beast/leader theme I suppose. Anyway, If you want to see the full sized picture, just click on it. The Churchill picture with the American flag is my favorite.

Star Wars WallPapers

2012-01-07T15:37:00.000-08:00

I've collected a fair number of Star Wars desktop backgrounds recently, and thought I would post a few here. I have a huge collection of wall papers so expect to see many more wallpaper collections posted here!

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Call of Duty: Lego Version (Video)

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Funny Text Messages

2011-12-14T18:03:00.000-08:00

I love funny text messages, some of these are buddies talking, some of them are from relationships, and some of them are between kids and parents. Regardless of what they're about, I found all of the following text messages funny, and thought I would share.

Giant Monsters

2011-12-12T17:48:00.000-08:00

Here is a taste of my monster picture collection. If you like what you see, let me know in the comments below, and I'll more pictures of the same theme! Click on the image to see a larger version of it!

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Funny Facebook Statuses

2011-04-12T14:13:00.001-07:00

Everybody has seen a Facebook Status that has made them LOL, I gathered a few from around the corners of the internet and posted them here. If you have any others you'd like to share, feel free to post a link in the comment section below!

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If you watch ______ Backwards

2011-04-10T18:22:00.000-07:00

There is a new meme around the internet. The if you watch _____ backwards is kindof funny. So here is a collection of a few "if you watch ____ backwards" meme pictures.

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Men & Women "sex trained" throughout life.

2011-04-09T13:30:00.001-07:00

I found these two pictures the other day and thought they were pretty funny. It shows how what women suck, and men ride, evolves over time.

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TD Go Green Challenge entry.

2011-03-02T10:40:00.000-08:00

Hey!

Sorry I haven't been posted anything in a while, University work has been brutal. I'll be starting posting regularly again in May!

In the mean time, myself and a buddy of mine have entered in the TD Go Green Challenge, and it would be awesome if you voted for our submission! voting has just starting, as we're one of the leading teams as of right now.

Here's the link:

http://www.tdgogreenchallenge.com/video/id/40/playid/40

Thanks!

Three Funny Excerpts From Court Rooms

2011-01-09T11:37:00.000-08:00

The following conversations are taken from official court records in the US. Thankfully they recorded so we can laugh at them today! Click on the Cyanide and Happiness comic to enlarge it if you'd like to read it.

Excerpt #1

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"

Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment.

Excerpt #2

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Excerpt #3

Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

These are just a few, more courtroom quotations, as well as funny conversations from other situations can be found here.

Face Wallpapers

2011-01-05T12:15:00.000-08:00

So now that the holidays are over, its time to start posting again! This is a small collection of unique face-themed wall papers. They include Bender (Futurama), Goomba (Mario), Plankton (SpongeBob), Stewie (Family Guy), and Zoidberg (Futurama). Click on them to view them full size.

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Close up pictures of jumping spiders

Close Up Cute Pictures of Jumping Spiders

2010-12-21T21:50:00.000-08:00

Many people hate spiders, but jumping spiders are an exception, at least they are for me. Their big, forward facing eyes just scream cute, don't you think?

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Alt/Creepy Pokemon Art

2010-12-21T11:43:00.000-08:00

As requested, we have some Alt Pokemon Art to post today! I know there are many other great pictures out there that we don't have. So keep an eye out for installment #2 after we get our hands on a few more!

Of course we had to finish of with something a little lighter then the rest. If anyone else has any requests, feel free to ask in the comments below!

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Call of Duty Black Ops: Lego version!

2010-12-19T15:59:00.000-08:00

If you haven't played this game yet, its amazing. By the look of it, a Lego version of the game would be pretty sweet as well. As always, full screen it to see it the best!

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Mario Alternate Art

2010-12-19T13:09:00.001-08:00

So today I decided to root through my image folder for something to post. I've decided on some of the alternate art of Mario I have. While many people will have seen these before, there are alot who haven't so, enjoy! Click "read more" to see the rest of the images.

I want this in a movie!

Wouldn't be my career of choice, but whatever you have to do to get money!

Your gonna need a bigger hammer.

Can I request Dr. Mario as a Doctor?

Luigi: "Nooo!!!! Maarrriiooooo!"

I of course saved the best for last! I alway thought the raccoon suite was ridiculous.

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Falcon Punch!!!! Super Smash Brother Memories.

2010-12-18T17:29:00.000-08:00

Everybody remembers Super Smash Brothers. Whether it was the Nintendo 64, Gamecube, or Wii version, it was fun times for all involved. I remember racing my brothers in stats to see who could get more kills. Lets just say Link destroyed Pikachu day after day after day, and poor Mario was appointed the role of A.I controlled punching bag.

Of course one of the more memorable parts of Super Smash Bros is pictured here! While I enjoy avian flavored drinks thoroughly, sadly, they were not part of the Super Smash brothers franchise (Although I hope my many letters to Nintendo will fix that in any sequels released).

If you want to see more Falcon Punch themed pictures click "read more" below! There is even a video demonstrating the consequences of two Falcon Punches colliding. It happened to me before, I swear.

And just for good measure, a few more Falcon Punch pictures.

And a Falcon Punch comic!

Personal Life of Dark Lords

2010-12-18T06:30:00.000-08:00

Every dark lord has a personal life, and these pictures will help expose a little of this hidden side of theirs,

First...if this guy can mow his own lawn, so can you :P.

The longer you look at this picture, the less sense it makes.

I mean lets start off with the most obvious question here...why is a guy standing in the ocean in a Darth Vader Costume? I mean it's salt water...what possible purpose could that serve? Why is he picking water up with one container, and trying to fill the other container with that water, instead of just holding them both under the water? Anyways...I just stared at this picture, as there is no sense to be made :D.

Sorry if this offends any religious readers...but I think Vader fits in quite well with these guys :P.

Cool Movie Made With Google Docs Presentation

2010-12-17T20:13:00.000-08:00

This is an amazing movie I found on YouTube. There was no animation or special programs used, only slide after slide of Google Doc's presentation software. Enjoy!

Tim Hortens - Roll Up The Rim To Win!

2010-12-17T14:57:00.000-08:00

It's that time of year again! I've always loved the roll up the rim promotion. It fills coffee drinkers everywhere with hope, just to smash those hopes down with rim upon rim of "Please Play Again".

I've decided to follow my effort to at last win something. My girl friend seems to have the opposite luck as me, she's already won 2 free coffees at the time of writing this, and the promotions only been going on for three days! She thinks she can win more then me, so were going to have a competition to see who wins the most. So I'll be following both of our progress...as it'll be nice for her to finally win something ;).

As you can see, I gave up keeping track of our winnings half way through the competition. This is because I got crazy busy with college and working two jobs..... so not much time left for a webpage tracking Timmies winnings... as important as it is :P.

March 1st

large coffee - please try again

March 2nd

Large coffee - please try again

March 3rd

Large coffee - please try again

March 4th

Large coffee - please try again

March 5th

Large coffee - please try again

March 6th

Large coffee - please try again

March 7th

Large coffee - please try again

March 8th

Large coffee - please try again

March 9th

Large coffee - FREE DOUGHNUT, FIRST WIN EVER :P

March 10th

Large coffee please try again

March 11th

None

March 12-21 (I was on march break, so forget)

March 22nd

Large coffee - please try again

March 23rd

Large coffee - please try again

March 24th

None

March 25th

Large coffee - please try again

March 26th

Large coffee - please try again

March 27th

Large coffee - WIN! (Doughnut)

Her

March 1st

XL coffee - please try again

XL coffee - WIN! (coffee)

March 2nd

XL coffee - WIN! (coffee)

March 3rd

Xl coffee - please try again

Large coffee - please try again

March 4th

XL coffee - please try again

March 5th

None

March 6th

XL coffee - WIN! (doughnut)

March 7th

XL coffee - please try again

March 8th

XL coffee please try again

March 9th

Large coffee - please try again

March 10th

XL coffee - please try again

Large coffee - please try again

March 11th

XL coffee - please try again

March 12-21 (I was on march break, so forget)

March 22nd

XL coffee - please try again

March 23rd

Large coffee - WIN! (Doughnut)

March 24th

Large coffee - WIN! (Coffee)

Medium coffee - please try again

March 25th

XL coffee - please try again

March 26th

None

March 27th

XL coffee - please try again

Winnings to Date

Food Prizes

2 (2 doughnut)

$100 Tim's Gift Card

Toshiba Netbook

$10,000 cash

Toyota Rav4

Money

Amount spent $ (approx)

$27

Amount won $ (approx)

$1.60

Her

Food Prizes

5 (2 doughnut, 3 coffees)

$100 Tim's Gift Card

Toshiba Netbook

$10,000 cash

Toyota Rav4

Money

Amount spent $ (approx)

$38

Amount won $ (approx)

Tarantula I used to own.

2010-12-16T21:21:00.001-08:00

I used to own a tarantula a while back. She never was named, and eventually had to be re-homed due to an issue with my landlord at the time.

This is her, in the picture to the right. It's a shame the picture is as poor a quality as it is, as she's in a really nice looking pose here (There's a better picture at the end of the article). I apologize for that as the only thing I had at the time to take pictures was my cell phone. O, and don't let the for fool you, the tarantula is much bigger than the size comparison here shows. The fork is just magnified due to a
combination of the cage's glass angle and the lighting (actually....now that I look at it, thats a spatula). The little girl was actually about the size of my hand, minus the fingers. So not a huge tarantula, but not something I would want to get loose.

When I first got her the idiot who had her before just threw all the meal worms he had into her cage. This meant that I had to go in and remove them while little missus (who never was to friendly) was inside the cage. This meant that my bare hands..and fingers, which to the tarantula we're remarkably similar in appearance to the meal worms, we're rummaging around within less than a foot of those beautiful gleaming fangs of heres. Needless to say, she made a few attempts to bite me, but for some reason failed to miss the mark, and i successfully removed all the meal worms. I'm told that a bite from a tarantula feels quite similar to a bee sting, which is harmless enough, but I would much rather avoid a bee sting if possible to. Now, you may be wondering why I had to get those meal worms out. Well the reason is that the worms eat anything, and everything, including the little girl with huge fangs that was intended to eat them, if she was ever to say...sleep...or molt.

Molt she did, much later than the worm incident mind you, but she did molt. You might be thinking, well...why is she upside down in this next picture? Isn't she dead? Well, no actually, this is how they start a molt, by flipping upside down. It's a good thing I looked it up instead of assuming she died to, because I'm sure I would have disposed of her sooner rather than later, and not had a chance to find out what was really going on!

Upon closer inspection she was twitching her legs. this went on for about twenty minutes until the top of her separated (in this case the part currently facing down). She then slowly pulled her body out of it's former shell, pulling the fangs, and legs with her. As she did this she changed from completely upside down, to facing sideways (as is depicted in the picture to the right). The fangs where the first appendage to be completely removed. After that, she managed to work free her bottom. At this point about an hour had past. The picture to the right shows the tarantula about half way out of her old exoskeleton.

In case your wondering; yes, the removal of the legs took approximately another full hour to complete. Let me tell you, it did not look like a comfortable hour either for the poor girl. She was basically hog tied and unable to move, her old exoskeleton acting like a harness around her legs. She did of course, manage to get free. After the molt, she laid there for a good ten minutes upside down, I guess resting. I didn't get a chance to see her turn upside down, or right herself, so I have no clue how she did it. I came home to her upside down, and looked away for two seconds after the molt and she had righted herself. The best part of the whole thing is, that after the molt, instead of being a dull brown, she changed colour to a vibrant navy blue. I of course tried to take a video, but realized it was going to be incredibly long, and you couldn't make out much of the video anyways.

The tarantula is now safe at a classmates house, and if anyone is considering getting one as a pet, I strongley suggest it, as they only really require a few crickets a week, and water, and thats it for maintenance besides a yearley change of their substrate.

O!, and look at what I found on my computer! another picture (courtesy of my fiancées camera). This time much better one of her. as you can see, she's a rather plain colour of brown. Like I mentioned earlier though, after the molt she turned a nice navy blue colour. She was an Nicaragua Zebra Tarantula, and not the more common Costa Rican type. The difference is that the Costa Rican type is black, while the Nicaragua type is brown. That begs the question of where the blue came from. Maybe it was just post molt coloration and would have dissapeared if I was able to keep her longer.