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Saddu jokes

2012-02-01T12:25:00.000+04:00

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and

says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under

torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.

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Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could

use them if he lost his checkbook?

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Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their

burnt out light bulbs? He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a

Darkroom.

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Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend

Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?". "Because," said Banta

Singh, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats."

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A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a

highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles;

the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the sardar why he

kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each

day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."

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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They're there for

those who don't drink.

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Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're on the

train they can remember if they're going to work or coming home.

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A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have to

think-I'm sardar!"

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A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were lost in the desert They were

driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else

they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their

journey. The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and

the sardar took the door. After a while of walking the britisher asked the

japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The japanese

responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the fluid." Next the sardar asked

the britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So the britisher said "If I get

tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable

seat." Finally the japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the door. The

sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when I get hot all I have

to do is roll down the window."

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Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which

"one" came first...

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Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month? Because it

says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

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A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all

those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. Elated he decided to take

a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of

sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how

many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said

"Sure, Sir" he gazed out for a few seconds and said "There's 1,973 sheep"

The farmer said with Amazement "Your're right! Go and pick one out". On his

way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I

can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

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A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted

island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they

brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said "I'll give each of

you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he was gone!

The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too was gone. The sardar

said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were back!"

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking down a street. They saw a pile of

something that sparked their interest. "Looks like shit" Banta Singh said.

"Yup, yup, looks like shit." Santa Singh answered. "Smell it, see if it

smells like shit." Banta Singh told him. So Santa Singh smells it and says,

"Yup, smells like shit." "Feel it, see if it feels like shit." Banta Singh

said. "Yup, sure feels like shit." Santa Singh answers. Santa Singh said.

"Well, if it looks like shit, smells like shit and feels like

shit, it must be a pile of shit. Banta Singh concluded. "I'm sure glad we

didn't step in then."

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A cop pulls up two drunk sardars, and says to the first, "What's your name

and address?""I'm Banta Singh Singh, of no fixed address." The cop turns to

the second drunk, and asks the same question. "I'm Santa Singh, and I

live in the flat above Banta Singh."

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just

before morning tea Santa Singh yelled: "Banta Singh ! I lost my finger!"

"Have you now?" says Banta Singh. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched

this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!" \

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed in London, made a Friendship with a

Britisher named John, and in the evenings used to go to drinking bars

together. After sometime it so happened that John was not to be found.

everybody wondered where he is, the cops came and started asking Santa and

Banta for his outward looks and appearance or any special things that they

could remember so as to track him. After long thought Santa remembered that

John had two ass holes, cops asked how did u know it. so Banta said as soon

as we used to enter the bar everybody used to, say "There comes John with 2

Ass holes"

UNetbootin - Homepage and Downloads

2012-01-19T10:03:00.000+04:00

UNetbootin - Homepage and Downloads

Check out this page. I've always wanted to know how to make USB Flash drives bootable, and this is the answer. You obviously need to download the original ISO first and then use this programme.....

BlackoutSOPA.org - Change your profile picture to protest SOPA!

2012-01-18T14:08:00.000+04:00

BlackoutSOPA.org - Change your profile picture to protest SOPA!

pen cards

2011-12-11T23:49:00.001+04:00

The Linoleum Surfer: Dear Sultan Qaboos (1): Things to Make You Proud o...

2011-12-01T08:59:00.000+04:00

The Linoleum Surfer: Dear Sultan Qaboos (1): Things to Make You Proud o...: At the risk of sounding patronising, or sycophantic, there are a few things I'd like to mention that Oman can feel very smug about. That's ...

No cyclone

2011-12-01T08:16:00.001+04:00

What's This Now

2011-11-30T09:03:00.001+04:00

Amazing. After getting a thrashing from us this year, they now want to learn our secrets!!!

insanity

2011-11-29T22:44:00.001+04:00

Amazing Video

2011-11-29T08:15:00.001+04:00

Hero of the day

2011-11-27T09:54:00.001+04:00

LINUX MINT

This is the hero of the day.

After all the craziness it all is worth it. Check back here for tech blog link.

Reinstall

2011-11-26T15:25:00.001+04:00

Just been really installing Linux to get something to work better than Ubuntu unity.
RHEL fail.
Fedora 16 KDE spin - fail
NOW TO MINT

Testing Blogger Droid

2011-11-26T11:49:00.001+04:00

Lets see if this works

Qurum Traffic Light New

2011-08-12T22:17:00.001+04:00

INSANITY

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new qurum craziness

2011-08-12T22:02:00.001+04:00

This is the new traffic light outside Mercedes showrooms in Qurum.

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Test from galaxy s2

2011-06-24T11:53:00.001+04:00

Checking blog software

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Beer Hormones

2011-04-16T10:01:00.001+04:00

Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! If you think they can handle it.

Manchester United. still on top

2011-04-10T17:43:00.001+04:00

http://www.premierleague.com/page/LeagueTables

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Over with the trepidation

2011-04-04T22:39:00.000+04:00

It seems that everything has been going well so far. Off to Malaysia tonight. Formula 1 and all that too...Its gonna be awesome.

Floods prompt Bangkok evacuation - Asia-Pacific - Al Jazeera English

2011-04-04T01:13:00.000+04:00

Floods prompt Bangkok evacuation - Asia-Pacific - Al Jazeera English

fannan juice

2011-04-04T00:55:00.001+04:00

This is the most awesome place
.... once again outdoing the last.

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Earth Hour

2011-04-03T00:52:00.001+04:00

Recognizing earth hour at MGI

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Nawras new mobile smartphone tarrifs

2011-04-03T00:42:00.001+04:00

Enjoy 2 new mobile Broadband bundles. Smartphone- Lite 200 MB for RO 4 and Smartphone- Surfer 400 MB for RO 6. To subscribe please dial *141#. Nawras-Get closer

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Deaths in Oman protests - Middle East - Al Jazeera English

2011-02-28T00:15:00.000+04:00

Deaths in Oman protests - Middle East - Al Jazeera English

I cannot believe whats happening in Sohar, I didn't think that it will actually come down to riot police intervening and killing two people. It seems as though the shit is about to hit the fan in Oman. I wonder whats going to happen. There has been quite a few developments, and Al Jazeera is reporting it quite well for the time being. Check out the link and see what I am talking about. Lets hope everything simmers down and things go back to normal quickly.

TDU 2 map

2011-02-28T00:09:00.001+04:00

A map of ibiza shoeing shape locations.

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test

2011-02-28T00:07:00.001+04:00

Test one

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