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E name of President. There was no Mexican Congress, and none had been convened since they were herded together at the conclusion of the Mexican War under protection of American troops. The condition of affairs in the United States was also extremely favorable. The treasury was overflowing with California gold, under the tariff of 1846 business was prosperous, the public debt small, and the future unclouded. The American Minister to Mexico (General Gadsden of South

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Secret Service Weaponry!

2013-09-09T20:13:00.001+04:00

FPS Russia, Secret Service Weaponry!

Excellent video..

Park Avenue Beer Shampoo - Cheers to Man Hair

2013-09-09T20:09:00.001+04:00

This is one of the most hilarious videos I've seen in a while. Had to find it on youtube. Saw it on tv first.

How's this for Stupid!!!!

2012-11-10T13:13:00.001+04:00

An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology or Criminology?" The boat guy said, "No. I don't know any of these." The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!" The boat guy said nothing.. After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?" The tourist said, "No!" The boat guy replied, "Well, today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. I will not Helpology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology."

Live on Blog Template

2012-11-04T17:31:00.001+04:00

I have just installed the Live on Blog template from Blogger....It's absolutely amazing. Blogging just got sweeter.

The Campaign Official Trailer

2012-05-12T22:28:00.003+04:00

U JUST CANT BEAT AN INDIAN - Punjabi idols

2012-03-19T15:16:00.001+04:00

Nice one

U JUST CANT BEAT AN INDIAN - Punjabi idols

2012-03-19T15:15:00.001+04:00

Nice one

Fracking in the Karoo

2012-03-01T12:21:00.001+04:00

Its seems that shell has put forward a petition to do some exploratory fracking in the Karoo. Found these videos quite interesting.

Going to have a look into this further..

O2 Diving and Adventures

2012-02-27T22:25:00.000+04:00

My friend has just uploaded his website on diving in Oman. He is a PADI diving instructor and has been teaching for many years. Check out his website and see what is to offer in Oman. His site is still under maintenance, the info is there, but the pics will be up soon. Just thought that you would be interested. His website is www.o2diveoman.com

Saddu jokes

2012-02-01T12:25:00.000+04:00

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and

says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under

torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.

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Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could

use them if he lost his checkbook?

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Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their

burnt out light bulbs? He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a

Darkroom.

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Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend

Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?". "Because," said Banta

Singh, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats."

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A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a

highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles;

the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the sardar why he

kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each

day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."

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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They're there for

those who don't drink.

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Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're on the

train they can remember if they're going to work or coming home.

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A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have to

think-I'm sardar!"

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A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were lost in the desert They were

driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else

they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their

journey. The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and

the sardar took the door. After a while of walking the britisher asked the

japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The japanese

responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the fluid." Next the sardar asked

the britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So the britisher said "If I get

tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable

seat." Finally the japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the door. The

sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when I get hot all I have

to do is roll down the window."

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Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which

"one" came first...

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Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month? Because it

says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

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A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all

those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. Elated he decided to take

a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of

sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how

many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said

"Sure, Sir" he gazed out for a few seconds and said "There's 1,973 sheep"

The farmer said with Amazement "Your're right! Go and pick one out". On his

way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I

can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

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A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted

island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they

brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said "I'll give each of

you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he was gone!

The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too was gone. The sardar

said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were back!"

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking down a street. They saw a pile of

something that sparked their interest. "Looks like shit" Banta Singh said.

"Yup, yup, looks like shit." Santa Singh answered. "Smell it, see if it

smells like shit." Banta Singh told him. So Santa Singh smells it and says,

"Yup, smells like shit." "Feel it, see if it feels like shit." Banta Singh

said. "Yup, sure feels like shit." Santa Singh answers. Santa Singh said.

"Well, if it looks like shit, smells like shit and feels like

shit, it must be a pile of shit. Banta Singh concluded. "I'm sure glad we

didn't step in then."

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A cop pulls up two drunk sardars, and says to the first, "What's your name

and address?""I'm Banta Singh Singh, of no fixed address." The cop turns to

the second drunk, and asks the same question. "I'm Santa Singh, and I

live in the flat above Banta Singh."

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just

before morning tea Santa Singh yelled: "Banta Singh ! I lost my finger!"

"Have you now?" says Banta Singh. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched

this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!" \

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed in London, made a Friendship with a

Britisher named John, and in the evenings used to go to drinking bars

together. After sometime it so happened that John was not to be found.

everybody wondered where he is, the cops came and started asking Santa and

Banta for his outward looks and appearance or any special things that they

could remember so as to track him. After long thought Santa remembered that

John had two ass holes, cops asked how did u know it. so Banta said as soon

as we used to enter the bar everybody used to, say "There comes John with 2

Ass holes"

UNetbootin - Homepage and Downloads

2012-01-19T10:03:00.000+04:00

UNetbootin - Homepage and Downloads

Check out this page. I've always wanted to know how to make USB Flash drives bootable, and this is the answer. You obviously need to download the original ISO first and then use this programme.....

BlackoutSOPA.org - Change your profile picture to protest SOPA!

2012-01-18T14:08:00.000+04:00

BlackoutSOPA.org - Change your profile picture to protest SOPA!

pen cards

2011-12-11T23:49:00.001+04:00

The Linoleum Surfer: Dear Sultan Qaboos (1): Things to Make You Proud o...

2011-12-01T08:59:00.000+04:00

The Linoleum Surfer: Dear Sultan Qaboos (1): Things to Make You Proud o...: At the risk of sounding patronising, or sycophantic, there are a few things I'd like to mention that Oman can feel very smug about. That's ...

No cyclone

2011-12-01T08:16:00.001+04:00

What's This Now

2011-11-30T09:03:00.001+04:00

Amazing. After getting a thrashing from us this year, they now want to learn our secrets!!!

insanity

2011-11-29T22:44:00.001+04:00

Amazing Video

2011-11-29T08:15:00.001+04:00

Hero of the day

2011-11-27T09:54:00.001+04:00

LINUX MINT

This is the hero of the day.

After all the craziness it all is worth it. Check back here for tech blog link.

Reinstall

2011-11-26T15:25:00.001+04:00

Just been really installing Linux to get something to work better than Ubuntu unity.
RHEL fail.
Fedora 16 KDE spin - fail
NOW TO MINT

Testing Blogger Droid

2011-11-26T11:49:00.001+04:00

Lets see if this works

Qurum Traffic Light New

2011-08-12T22:17:00.001+04:00

INSANITY

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new qurum craziness

2011-08-12T22:02:00.001+04:00

This is the new traffic light outside Mercedes showrooms in Qurum.

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