Beneath The Sheets

Holy Hell..... over a year!!!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Mon, 23 Jun 2014 02:54:00 +0000

It has been over a year since i have posted or even been on here. life has just got in the way and so much has happen. I met someone. I know what you all are thinking; what about the last guy? this guy is an amazing and just perfect. He gets me like no one else and I'm so happy(well most of the time). My irl job has been getting alot better and so i haven't really had time to other things.

But if any of you who are still here with me i promise that i will be on here more and give you the reviews that i promised over a year ago.....

Here's to a new chapter......cheers

Tango Review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 07:02:00 +0000

You know the old saying, “It takes two to tango”, throw it out the window. With the We-vibe Tango, it only takes one…. YOU!!!! But don’t be fooled by her small size, she is one powerful toy; with her lipstick shape, verity of colors, and eight thrilling vibrations, you will gladly tango alone. HUGE plus is she is waterproof, so she can accompany you in the shower and she is rechargeable, which saves you money in the long run.

OK, let us start off with her beautiful outer wear. The Tango is made of food-grade, hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalates free smooth plastic. She is 3.5” in length, and with no handle or large flared base, she is strictly an external stimulator. With Tango being plastic, she is safe to use with water, oil and silicone-based lubes. On the base, there are two small metal balls that connect it to the charger. When I first received this toy in the mail, I noticed right off the bat that it did not have a smell like some plastic toys can have, which was great. She feels silky smooth to the touch, which is great for stimulating the clit, nipples and even the tip of the penis.

Tango has a very simple and classy shape. With the tip a little flared it resembles lipstick, and base is flared very little, which doesn’t make it too safe to use internally. With her being so small, she a great buddy. The charger, charging base and toy can easily fit in the carry bag, and can be discreetly hidden; so no worries of someone finding it. The Tango is made out of plastic. It is a pretty safe material and best of all, means it can be used with water, oil, and silicone-based lubricants. There are two metal balls on the end where it connects to the charger. There is no smell or taste to the toy at all. To the touch, it's smooth; almost silky. The smooth texture wouldn't make it particularly interesting as an insertable toy. It's rather nice for stimulating the clitoris or nipples, or even the tip of a penis.

Now to best part, the eight fabulous vibration speeds, which are low, medium, high, ultra, tease, wave, pulse and cha cha (no joke) . This little toy is surprisingly strong! There are a few different vibration patterns that have different speeds and intensities, and all are pretty strong. It functions with one button on the end. One click turns it on and cycles through the patterns; turning off at the end. In any pattern, holding the button down for about 2 seconds turns it off. It's a little noisy, considering it's a powerful vibrator encased in plastic. It works just fine underwater. It lasts a long time without being charged. I think it's great that it's rechargeable.

My personal preference on the We-Vibe Tango is she is great in her small package. I have used her alone and with a partner. I’m not a big fan of patterns in any toys, but I did try all eight of speeds and patterns. My personal favorites a ultra and the wave. Another great thing is, she never seems to get warm. I have had many clit stimulator and when you have them on the highest speed, they tend to get really warm. With Tango you don’t really get that problem.

I would recommend this toy to everyone out in the world, like seriously. She will not be disappointed at all. Trust Me.

We-Vibe tango Discreet massager by We-vibe Material: Plastic Safety: $79.00 Buy from EdenFantasys
Rating:	Vroom:	Bee:

Hello again my friends

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:56:00 +0000

Its been another long break for me n my writing. Work and life has just been getting most of my time. I'm currently working on two reviews n hoping to have at least one up by the end of the week. i hope the past year has been good to all of my followers.

till next time.......

Rub my duckie

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sun, 06 May 2012 00:59:00 +0000

DO you remember when you were a little taking a bath, what was the one thing you always had to play with? A RUBBER DUCKIE!!!! Now, there is an adult version that can still come with you to the bath. The travel size Paris is NOT A VIBRATOR, but a massager. She is great to work out stress and kinks in your neck, back, arms and legs. The packaging does indicate that you can use her as an external intimate massager, ONLY. She is waterproof; so pools, bathtub, and hot tubs are OK. Be prepared for her to go bottoms up (she is bottom heavy).

The rubber duckie by Big Teaze Toys, is a great toy for a beginner or just about anyone who wants a cute massager for those muscles pains you get. For sexual pleasure, she is a good clit massager. Because she is waterproof, she is fun in a bubble bath after a stressful day or if u just want to have fun in the tube. You can use her solo or with a partner; she is not picky on who plays with her.

Paris is made of a smooth metallic pink plastic; so she does have a bit of as plastic smell, which is non-porous, hypoallergenic, and phthalate- free and latex free. She has a length of 5 1/2” and only weighs 12 oz. So, she is pretty light. She has a simple, removable feather boa, which can be used as a tickler, but just remember to remove it before putting her in the water. She also has a Swarovski crystal on her beak. I have had this toy for a while and it has not fallen off, so don’t really worry.

With her discreet travel size, you could leave her on the side of the tub, and everyone would believe it was just an ordinary rubber duck. The part of her design that I have a problem with was the battery cover. You will need to either have a penny close or something flat to get it open. When I first received this toy, I tried to use my finger nails and I broke two before I tried something else. The on/off switch is very easy to use; you just twist in the direction that is embossed by the switch. Both the batteries cover and on/off switch are located on the bottom of the duck.

The vibration can be felt throughout the Paris Duckie, but can be felt the strongest, to me, in her head. She only has one speed, which I would have to say is a medium. The duckie takes one AAA battery. It is easy to put the battery in, but you have to smack it on the palm of your head. The packaging states that this toy is quiet, but, she is very loud. I tested loudness by have the bathroom sink water running and the living room TV turn up, and my mom said you can still hear it. To keep her clean, all you will need to do is wash her with warm water and antibacterial soap or you can wipe her down with isopropyl alcohol. Because she is made of plastic, you can keep her where ever you want and not have to worry about dust/air particles collecting on her. When using lubricant stick to water base.

The packaging kind of reminds of a purse. It is clear plastic, with black and pink writing on the front and the back. It has a cute little silk string to hang on to when carrying it around. To get the duck out of the packaging you will have to remove the tape from both sides of the box and then simply slip the bottom off. When u first get your toy, she is attached to a black plastic platform by a twist tie. The packaging is great for a storage, and as for a gift box, it is perfect; just attach a bow to the top and you are all good.

I, personal, did not like her as an intimate massager. I wish she had more than one speed, and was quieter, like the packaging had said. Now, for swore muscles, this is great. There have been many mornings that I need to use her on my neck. After five minutes, the pain was GONE, which was so nice.

This is a great gift for lovers, a bachelorette party, or as a honeymoon surprise.

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Headache - story of my life

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 05:47:00 +0000

Well, its been a while again. Life has gotten a little better for me. Work still takes up most of my time, but I have a awesome boss, who gives me as many hours as she can. More hours= more money. YAY ME!!!!! Finally have some friends up here, but most of them are coworkers, so it hard to hang out out side of work. Still miss my friends down where I use to leave and now with more hours, I don't really have alot of time to go down there. But I guess that is what Facebook is for, right? :)

Other good news; I have a new guy in my life and he is more than I could ever ask for. He is just perfect for me. We use to date way back in High School, lost touch for 5 years and found each other on facebook. We have been together for 3 wonderful months now and it is just heaven. I have never had a guy that can just get me like he does. I just feel like the first time in my life I am truly happy. It is also great to have someone who is as freaky as I am in bed, too.

Now to the bad; Three weeks, He went to Idaho for job corp. Which I'm very happy he is at least trying to do something in his life, but now we don't really ever talk. Sometimes, it is our schedules and others he is either talking to his mom(not a big deal), or his Ex(BIG DEAL!!!!!!). I don't get why she needs to call him all the time and way he answers her calls. He has even answered her call in the middle of having sex. I was so pissed, I told him he was sleeping alone on the floor. I just don't know if it is me just being very jealous or what. I really don't like it, but I don't really want to say anything to him. I just DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should a review up in a couple of days... Thanks for reading

Single, but wish I wasn't

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 03:21:00 +0000

A little over a week ago, my boyfriend and I broke up. He didn't like me bitching and I didn't like him never having time for me. I guess, I knew that this time would come, but I didn't think it would be a week before our 7 year anniversary. I have been trying to deal with this on my own and I can't. I have cried all the tears that I can. I have one friend who has been helping me as best as he can. I know I have other friends that would help me if I would just let them, but I don't really want everyone to hear my pains. I know that by me writing this, people will know and will want to help me, but I don't think that I can be helped. This is something that I need to do for myself. I guess, I just needed to write this out and hopefully someone will just read this. I don't care if anyone comments on this.

Well, I guess, that is all that I can write right now. I kind of want to cry just writing this. So, I'm done.

HELLO, BLOG WORLD. LONG TIME, NO SEE!!!

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 04:24:00 +0000

Hi Everyone,

Long time, no write. The last three months have been so fast and stressful. My nephew had his surgery, which went great. My 19 year old brother left for basic, which really sucked, and on a good note, I FINALLY GOT A JOB!!! which is the big reason I haven't been on here for a long time. It takes up alot of my time, but time is money. I am so proud of myself, and I finally fell like an adult. (now, I just need to move out of my dads and I will be an adult, lol). WOW, I really don't know what else to say. I guess Ill just leave at that :)

One year Blogoversary

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Thu, 05 May 2011 17:40:00 +0000

Today marks my one year blogoversary!!! There are so many people I would love to thank for making this blogoversary possible. First, my thanks go out to all my follows; thank you for reading my reviews and giving me feed back, and also for listening to me vent and ramble on about everything that has gone on in my life for the past year.

Secondly, I would love to thanks three companies for their great products, awesome review programs, and for understanding my situation a few months ago. They are Babeland, Adult Sex Toys, and Eden Fantasys. Without there review programs, this blog would have not been possible. I would like to thank all adult novelty companies out there that provide people with the opportunity to be able to blog and new and existing costumers the ability to see what real people have to say about a product.

Lastly and the most important thanks, because without this person I would never started a blog, knew about some companies out there or known about reviewing; Thank you Splendwhore for showing me the ropes, being my mentor, and over all for just being my best friend. I hope we will be friends for a life time and just thank you again.

While folks, I was planing on trying to have a contest for this day, but life just got in the way. I will be trying to set up another one for my birthday blog. Thank you to everyone again and hope everyone has a great Happy Mother's day!

High Roller review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 22:27:00 +0000

Do you love to gamble; well this is a game that you don’t have to worry about losing. The High Roller is one of eight in the Roulette series, and all of the toys are made of European silicone, and all the machinery is all European, as while. They all have different textures and are different colors.

The high roller by Evolved is a vibrating dildo. It stimulates the clit and the g-spot. It is also great for thrusting, because of the soft silicone, in which it is made of. This is a great toy for beginners and advanced users. This toy is great for solo uses, and with a partner in any room in the house. The high roller takes 2 AA batteries. To open the bottom, you twist it to the left and to put it back on you twist it to the right. There is a diagram on the shaft of the toy in which tells you which way the batteries go in.

There is no odor or taste to this toy, which is great. This toy is made of a pink silicone, which is non-porous, latex-free, phthalates-free, and hypo-allergenic. The texture is both smooth and ribbed, but you can‘t really feel it at all. You do notice the girth increasing, which feels amazing. This toy is good for beginners, because of how smooth it is and the how the girth increasing. I believe this will give them an idea of what they like in size and length.

The high roller is a well crafted toy. All in all, this toy is 8” in length and has an insert able length of 5”. This toy is works great for any body type, because it conforms to it. With the size in mind, this toy is great for the more advanced users. This toy is ok to hide, if you have a spot for all of your toys. The bright pink does make it stand out very well, so this isn’t a very discreet toy. As for travel, I believe this is a toy you may want to live at home.

The high roller is a very powerful, multispeed vibrator. The vibration motor is located in the middle of the toy, but can be felt all throughout the shaft. The control is a wheel located at the very bottom of the toy. You just the wheel control up and down to find the best speed for you. This toy is very quiet, which is great when you don’t live alone. This baby is waterproof, and works awesome. I haven’t had any trouble at all, even in a bath full of water. You just need to remember to tighten the cap as much as you can.

Because this toy is made with silicone you will want to stick with water based lubes. Silicone based lubes on silicone toys can ruin them, and you do not want to ruin your pretty High Roller. With it being waterproof cleaning is a bit easier. Use some soap and water before and after each use. It does pick up some fuzz so you'll want to make sure that you do clean it before and after to get it clean before use too. Storage is a cinch because it comes in an awesome plastic box that can be reused for storage and is very durable. You can even use it for other silicone toys as while. The box doesn’t take up too much room in a drawer. I believe everyone will enjoy this toy and all the rest in the collection. If you don't have this toy or any of the others, you should buy them all (if possible).

Roulette High roller Traditional vibrator by Evolved Material: Silicone / Plastic Safety: $59.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
Rating:	Vroom:	Bee:

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I miss......

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 03:05:00 +0000

Well, a few months ago I moved in with my dad to try to see if things would be easier. And they are not; still can't find a job, I miss my boyfriend, my family, and what friends I have. Nothing has changed for me at all, but everything down with my mom seems better. My sister got car, my brother has his licences, and they both have a few new tattoos. What the happened in my life to fuck me over?

I really believe, somedays, that god never meant me to live pasted the age of 14(I don't really want to get into what that means). The day I decided to live, everything went down hill for me. I mean, there were a few good things that came out of it. I'm with a great guy, my parents got to see me graduate, and I got my first nephew. But what else is there for me? I feel stuck in a hole with no way out and everyday it just keep getting deeper.

I miss everyone, and just wish things had been different in this life for me. People always tell me to think positive and things will get better, I just have to work at it. While, I have been working at it for so long now, I don't know what else I can do. I just wish I had someone to talk to here, face to face. I'm so sick of talking to my dad, brother and all of his friends. I NEED A GIRL DAY OR SOMETHING!!!!!! I want out of this funk or whatever it is. I wish my boyfriend would help with getting a job and his licences. I want to start my life now. And I know that I need to help too. Where do I start, where should I do, what do I do? I have been all over this stupid town and nothing.

Orgasm in a Box review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 21:44:00 +0000

Orgasm in a box for her is one of the best kits I have ever received. With this kit there is no need to buy or find anything. You get the Babeland silver bullet, bunny tickler sleeve, two BabeLube lubettes, and 2 AA batteries. What more could you ask for? How about saving $10 when you buy them as a kit!!

The Babeland silver bullet is made of black hard plastic. The cord is about 36 inches long, and the control box is 2-1/4" x 1". It has the Babeland logo and website on the top. To control the bullet, you use the scroll the heart up and down. To shut it off, you just need to scroll the heart all the way to the top. The vibrations go from low to high, and the vibrations are very strong when you go all the way to high. The batteries are very easy to put in the case. On the back, you push lightly and slide open wards. After it is opened, there is a diagram that tells you which way the way the batteries go. To shut, you push down lightly, and slide it down, pretty simple right. Cleaning the bullet is simple; just use mild soap and water.
To help you enjoy the silver bullet, you get a Bunny tickler, and sadly it only comes in one color, purple. This little hopper is made of Elastomer, also called TPE. This material is porous and can not be disinfected. Elastomer is phthalate-free, hypoallergenic, soft, durable, and is a safer form of rubber. The bunny is 1-3/4" around, fits about ¾’s of the down the silver bullet. Don’t get me wrong, the silver bullet is great all by itself, but adding this bunny is just the icing on the cake. The ears are long enough for great clitoral stimulation. For the cleaning part of this sleeve, it is the same as the bullet, mild soap and warm water.

For the last two pieces of this kit is the lube and batteries. With this lube, a little goes a long way at least that was the case for me. You will get 2 packages of this lube. This lube is glycerin-free, non-staining, and gluten-free. It has minimal taste and odor, and GREAT for sensitive skin. This lube is great for vaginal and anal penetration. You can use this lube for any sex toy, because it is water based. You also will get two AA batteries. Which is really nice having to try to find some around or going to have buy some, just to even try the kit out for the first time.

Now in the beginning I said something about $10 when you buy it as a kit. This kit costs a total of $18 (not with shipping cost), which is a GREAT DEAL!! Now if you were to just buy the bullet and the tickler, you would be spending $25 (not with shipping cost). This has to be one of the best kits to be provided for women; quality, the amount of item received, and performance wise. I had no real issues with this kit at all. I guess my only issue is there are not enough hours in the day to use this baby.

Privaded for review by Babeland

Nephew Update

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 15:49:00 +0000

In a earlier post, I had mentioned that my nephew, Hunter, will have to go through a few surgeries before he is one years old; the first surgery is out of the way. The first surgery was to put his top lip together. The surgery went so good, he was able to come home the same day. It was really hard to in pain, but he had meds, which was good. At first when I saw him, I was a little sad, because he didn't look like the little boy I have grown to love the last three months. I know that he is still the same little boy and that he really needed this surgery, so now I am just fine and he looks even more beautiful to me.

Today, he goes in for his follow-up appointment, so later today, I get to see him all healed and back to normal. The doctor says he will have another surgery in 7 to 8 months. I'm so proud of my sister for holding her head high and staying together through this whole thing. She is such a strong woman, and I'm very glad she has my mom to help her through the hard times.

My Private "O" review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 00:03:00 +0000

Would you like to have a dirty secret that makes everyone wonder what is up with her? My Private “O” could become that secret, with its small, discreet size and low noise level. You could have a little fun just about any where you feel comfortable. And it is waterproof, so you can use it in the tube when you are relaxing. This toy isn’t only limited to your clit either; you can use it for nipple stimulation and as just a massager for those sore spot on your body. My Private “O” is 3 ½ inches long and 2 ½ inches can be inserted. She takes only 1 AAA battery, and is waterproof. There are three different TPR colors you can choose from; pink, blue, or purple. Personal, I picked pink, because who doesn’t like to have something with a girlie color on it. She is very easy to use; just push in the button at the end of the cap. She only has one speed, which is high. But you can hold down the button lightly, or push it down and let go, to make your own rhythms. This beauty is made of two different materials; plastic and TPR. First we will talk about the plastic material, which is a non-porous and phthalate-free material. The toy is mainly made of this material, and makes it very firm. The TPR is less porous than cyberskin, but more porous than silicone. There really isn’t a lot of this material to really worry too much. The button, the rim around the toy and two lines leading up to two O’s is the only TPR are of this toy. To clean the private “O”, you can use mild soap and warm water. By doing this, you will be able to clean both materials without any trouble. With lubes, you should only use water or silicone based lubes. For storage, you can leave it the package it came in, or in your personal toy box. And if you are adventurous, you can put it your purse and take it with you where ever you go. It comes in a small package, made of clear plastic. This package is very easy to open. There is a piece of cardboard, which has the name of the toy, a waterproof picture, and the company logo of which place made it. On the back, it tells you all great features, and what materials it is made of. With the packaging you can use it as storage and is also great for giving this toy as a gift to someone. When I received My Private “O”, I was excited. I had wanted one for so long, because I thought that it was just so cute, and read really good things about it. When I used it for the first time was not disappointed at all. I was really surprised something so small could pack a punch, as this toy does. I love that it takes a “normal battery”, unlike a lot of toys, which take watch batteries, or a size N battery. I recommended this toy for all the beginners out there, because of who discreet and easy to use this toy is. An average user may also enjoy this toy because of the same reasons. It packs a great punch of long lasting power, which is great for everyone. This sex toy review sponsored by Adult Sex Toys : over 8,000 sex toys and adult toysto choose from.

Naughty Dice

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 20:57:00 +0000

Are you tired of the traditional plastic dice you have? Then invest in Naughty Bedroom Dice from Babeland. They are made of aluminum and are 1sq. inch. Traditional dice are only about ¾ sq. inch and at times come in two different colors. But how to play is the same no matter what. One dice has the body part, such as neck, lips, below waist, etc, and even a "you choose" and the other has actions like, kiss, lick, rub, etc. The words are engraved into each side of both dice, so you don’t have to worry about not being about to read the words. One disadvantage is their weight. They are a little heavier than traditional dice and can be a little harder to roll than the plastic ones. They also have pretty sharp corners, so it would really suck to lay on top on them and if you have wooden side tables, they may scratch the surface of the table. These are a little more in price than the traditional, but I believe it is so worth the price. They will last you a lot longer than the other and bigger so you can see the writing. My personal opinion I like the aluminum dice a lot better than the traditional plastic ones. They just seem like they would last a lot long than the plastic ones and feel better in my hands. My boyfriend really liked them more than the plastic ones, too. "I can roll better than the plastic ones. With the plastic I had to roll them lightly and with these ones I don't have to really worry about that," He says. You don’t have to worry about storage; these beauties come with a black velvet carrying pouch that has draw strings for easy closing. One really cool thing you could is store all your little games in one bag, so you will never have to scrabble to find them. Because they are aluminum, cleaning is a breeze. If you get some lube on them, you can just wash them off with soap and water. I would recommend these dice to all the couples out there how like dice games and want a new set. This set is clean and smooth to the touch, and while, just seem a lot more modern than the plastic ones. Are very easy to clean and come with a bag for storage, which gives them the discreet factor.

Provided by Babeland free for review

Coffret bliss bliss review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 21:30:00 +0000

Coffret bliss bliss kit is a great kit for you or as a birthday, wedding, Christmas present. This kit is great for travel, because you just everything back into the black tin box, in which is discreet all in its own. The blindfold can double as restraints, which is nice and doesn't leave marks or burns. The only complaint my boyfriend and I have is the massage oil is greasy and we had to wash after use. for full review: Click here

Provide by Eden Fantasys free for review

NEW ARRIVAL!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 01:34:00 +0000

My nephew was born over a month ago, on the 24th. He was 7lbs 4oz and 19 1/2 inches long. He took 20 hours to enter the world. He was born with a cleft lip and palette, just like his mom. He will have to go through 2 major surgeries, most likely, before his first birthday. I love him just as he is, he is my everything (until I have my own kids, oh course lol). I'm very proud of my sister and hope her the best as the years go by with her son.

One time use: Tenga egg review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 04:12:00 +0000

Have you ever just wanted something you can use once and toss? Well then Tenga eggs are just what you looking for. Tenga has a verity of textures for you to choose from, and you can even buy them by the half dozen or just one. This review will be on one that I loved to use on my partner called Silky. This Silky egg is made of clear, non-porous, hypo-allergenic TPE, and is 2 inches in length and can fit up to 3 inches. It does have a little of a plastic smell it, when you first open it. The outside of the sleeve is very smooth and feels velvety, and inside is where all the texture is located and is very sticky and has like an alcohol smell, to me. One really unexacting thing, for me, was that you receive a pack of lotion, not lube with your egg, which is tucked in to a plastic insert in the egg and is special made to work with the egg. The packaging says ‘Easy Ona-cap Egg Tenga’, but unless you can read Japanese, you can’t really know what is in it, and I tried to find the ingredients of the lotion, but had no luck. When I finally found some information on the Tenga, which states: “The special unscented formulation makes this the ultimate lubricating lotion for hours of sexual fun because it is clear, smooth and light to the touch.” This website says you can put the little package in the fridge for a cooler sensation, or into a pot of hot water to heat it up; you just need to be careful not to leave it in the water too long or you will burn yourself. OK girls, don’t just think this is just for your man; you can flip it inside out and can add great texture for your Hitachi, Magic Wand, Acuvibe, or Mystic Wand. I don’t own any of those toys listed, so I’m sorry that I don’t have anything to say about how they work out with them. For the clean up, you really don’t have to anything, you can just toss it away, but if you want to, you can clean it with warm water and mild anti-bacterial soap, or wipe it with toy cleaner. If you ever run out of the lotion lube that comes with it, you can use a water based lube and keep playing. You don’t have to worry about storage so much, because your egg comes in its own egg shaped container, and you can just slip it in your purse, bag, and for men, your briefcase, and can be use anywhere if you are gutsy. Over all I loved this toy and so did the boyfriend. He loved how small and discreet this toy is. He would love to try the other textures Tenga eggs have out there. He really loved the lotion lube. He loved how it really didn’t feel like a lube, but more of a lotion. I believe every man and women should have or at least try each texture.

Provided by Babeland free for review

Baby update

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 23:48:00 +0000

While it has been a few monthes since the last time I wrote about my sister. Well, she only has a week and half left til my baby nephew will arrive into my life. I can' t wait for him to be apart of my life and also, I will be able to spoil him even more. This little boy has everything he will need for the first six monthes or longer thanks to my mom.

My sister has been having false contractions for a few weeks, and her belly has dropped big time. He doctor says that everything is normal and there is nothing wrong, but we all know how doctors are; they can be wrong. My sister told the doctor is he wasn't here on his due date than she would like to be indused two days after.

Sleeping in or sleep ing at all is going to get harder, and money will be tight for a while, but it will be all fine and worth it when he comes.

Lockable toy box review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 07:42:00 +0000

I have been looking for a toy box for a very long time and everything I found was either to small or out of my price range. Then I found this cute box, but it wasn’t what I was looking for, size wise. Don’t get me wrong, I loved this box; just all of my toys wouldn’t fit. I even tried just putting in the ones that are small. So, I decided to give the box to my little sister, who only has a few toys, which are all small, for her 20th birthday. The lockable storage box works well, if you have a small collection, or a lot of clitoral toys. You could even use this box for you expensive jewelry, if you would like. You would never really have to worry about someone see them and stealing them. You could also use as a make-up case for traveling or just use it as a toy traveling case all together. Not always do you want to take all of your collection with you for a over night trip or even a week trip. I tried to place all my toys in this box and I could not seem to find a good way for all them to fit. Now, my sister can fit all of her toys in there; which is about 10 toys, and she seems to have a little room to put one or more in there. Most of my toys are over 7inches long and about 2 inches around and I could only seem to fit 4 or 5 toys in there. Also, all her toys are the same material, which I believe is safe to put together, and most of mine are different and a lot of them can’t be near each other. That is another reason I gave the box to her. The look of the box is great with any decor in your bedroom, bathroom, or even living room if that is what you like. Most people will just think it is a make-up case. When I first opened the box, my mom said, ‘That is weird for a sex website to sell something meant for something non-sexual’, and then she read the label on the case and felt a little silly. This box is made of metal on the outside and vinyl on the inside. It has a 12” in length, 4” wide, and 4” high. The whole box is non-porous, phthalates free, latex free and made of food-grade material. The lock is metal also. The one thing is silly, to me, is that the paper to tell you how to open the box and to change the code is INSIDE THE BOX. This is a stupid system; why not put it on the back of the label or something. Cleaning this box can be a little hard. The outside is made of metal and vinyl, so you can just wash down with soap and water or even with your toy cleaner and a soft cloth. Now the inside is the hard part, because it is made of Suede. Suede can become dirty very easily and become stained. When it comes wet, it turns darker and can become damaged easily. Also, water drives out the essential oils that keep suede leather supple. So, to clean suede you will need to use special suede cleaners and do so carefully.

I recommened this box to every person out there who is looking for storage for there small collection, growing collection. You can even use this box for non-sexual reasons too; such as, for make-up and/or jewelry. No matter what your personal use is for this box, it would be great for you.

$23.99Lockable sex toy case

Storage container by BMS Enterprises

Material: Vinyl / Metal / Suede

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Pom Pom Review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 01:00:00 +0000

The Pom Pom is a great little tickler. It is very discreet, and comes in a very cute box, which can be used as a gift box. Add a blindfold in the mix and just have a great time. It's a great feather tickler to caress your partner's body or yous. You will get a little bit of a tickle, but not enough to "ruin the mood". For full review Click here

$9.95Pom pom

Tickler by Bijoux Indiscrets

Material: Feather

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Vibrating Make up Brush Review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 02:43:00 +0000

Do you love do your make-up, and very discreet toys? Well then this toy is for you. Keep this sex toy in easy reach without anyone knowing your sensual secret. The Vibrating Make up Brush by Pipedream is a soft, usable makeup brush with a naughty mini bullet vibrator handle. You can pick from four different colors; silver tone, gold tone, metallic pink, and metallic purple. The vibrating make up brush made of plastic, which is non-porous and phthalate-free and a nylon brush. This beautiful discreet brush is very small; 3 1/2 in in length, 1 ½ in insertable length with a circumference of 2 in. This mini vibrator comes with 3 G13-A watch batteries, which is included with the toy. To put in the batteries, you just twist to the right, place the batteries negative (-) side down and twist back together. A very simple toy in all ways. The vibration of this toy is located in the tip and you can adjust the speeds by twisting the top half of the brush. The vibration is very strong, and is great for clit stimulation. One bad thing about this toy is that it is not so quiet. So, people will hear you, and that is not a good thing. The nylon brush is usable for applying make up, if you so wish to use it for that purpose, but can be also used for teasing and tickling. For me, personally, I use the brush for make-up, and it may take me long to get ready if I’m in the mood for solo play. To clean this toy, you can easily use anti-bacterial soap and hot water or you can wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol. To store this toy you can keep it in your purse or your make-up bag. You will have no worries of people finding out what it really is, if you even have it laying out on you night side. All in all, the Vibrating Make up Brush is a great mini toy for beginners, and people who love make up. I believe every women out there should have this toy in their collection; great power, very discreet, cute and has multiple functions.

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Fairy tale Lust review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 17:51:00 +0000

Do you remember the fairy tales from your childhood? Well these are not those stories; these are the ones just for adults. Great details, great plots, and gives you a great mental picture for every story. For full review: Click Here

$14.95Fairy Tale Lust

Book by Various Authors

Format: Paperback Publisher: Cleis Press Inc.

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Triple Orgasm Review

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 08:04:00 +0000

The triple orgasm toy is my first toy using something for the back end, and it was great. For full review:Click Here

Triple orgasm orange Triple stimulation vibrator by California Exotic Material: Plastic / TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber) Safety: $110.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
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Winner of my button contest

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 18:51:00 +0000

Well, I'm going to make this very short. The winner is...... Splendwhore!!!! yeah. Thank you so much for the great designs.

Weeks worth of ramble

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 03:09:00 +0000

This week I had so much stuff happen and I thought instead of posting a bunch of post I would put it all in one. So, here we go:

The 7th was the 2 year anniversary of my boyfriend's best friend's death. She was killed in a car accident with her girl friend. Her and her girlfriend were driving to come and see us, and were hit by a drunk driver. Last year, we light a candle for the both of them, and watched their favorite movies. This year, we almost forgot, which would have been horrible. So, we both light a candle, at our houses, for her. Josh called me later that night crying, because he missed her and I didn't know what to do. After the phone call, I began to cry, because I missed her and I knew that I could never compare to her in Josh's heart and that made me a little upset. I know that is stupid to think that, but ever since he started talking about her and all the things they did together, just made me sad. I just wish he would do some of things with me, too.

Ok, now on to a happier note; My sister's baby shower was today. It was so much fun; all the games we played and all the people that came for her. She recieved so much stuff, we actually have to go buy another dresser for the clothes Hunter got. My mom and I decorated the house from about 7:30 in the morning tell about noon. We had banners, ballons, a cute cupcake cake, and we even made a diaper cake, which was so much fun making with my mom two weeks ago.

Well, I guess a lot didn't happen but that is the most of it.