Short Stories

Stop being a glass, Become a lake.

2015-09-25T08:24:00.003-07:00

Stop being a glass, Become a lake.

Once an unhappy young man came to an old master and told he had a very sad life and asked for a solution.
The old Master instructed the unhappy young man to put a handful of salt in a glass of water and then to drink it.

“How does it taste?” – The Master asked.
“Terrible.” – spat the apprentice.

The Master chuckled and then asked the young man to take another handful of salt and put it in the lake. The two walked in silence to the nearby lake and when the apprentice swirled his handful of salt into the lake.
The old man said, “Now drink from the lake.”

As the water dripped down the young man’s chin, the Master asked, “How does it taste?”
“Good!” – remarked the apprentice.
“Do you taste the salt?” – asked the Master.
“No.” – said the young man.

The Master sat beside this troubled young man, took his hands, and said, “The pain of life is pure salt; no more, no less. The amount of pain in life remains the same, exactly the same. But the amount we taste the ‘pain’ depends on the container we put it into. So when you are in pain, the only thing you can do is to enlarge your sense of things. Stop being a glass. Become a lake.”
Stop being a glass. Become a lake.”

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A Well-argued Court Case

2014-12-17T01:34:00.001-08:00

A Well-argued Court Case

The beauty of a language and the art of constructing the words of the language significantly lead to their meaning. This is not a case of twisting, but of the refined manner of presentation by witty minds. A good case for reference.

One evening, after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250 to spend the night with that woman."

Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard their remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer."

She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment. The following morning, as he prepared to leave, the man gave her $125. She demanded the rest of the money, stating, "If you don't give me the other $125 I'll sue you for it."

He laughed, saying "I'd like to see you get it on these grounds." Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case. His lawyer said, "She can't possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented."

After the usual preliminaries, the lady's Lawyer addressed the court as follows:
"Your Honour, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of $250. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only $125, one-half of the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance."

The defendant's Lawyer was not only surprised but also impressed AND amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. Naturally, his defence was somewhat different from the way he had originally planned to present it. He rose to the occasion!

'Your Honour," he said, "my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted."

The young lady's lawyer answered, "Your Honour, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed, he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to others. We, therefore, ask that judgment be granted."

In the Judge's decision, he provided for two options: "Pay the balance $125 to the plaintiff, or have the equipment detached from its current location and provided to the plaintiff for damages."

The defendant wrote out a cheque immediately.

Behaviour

2014-08-25T08:04:00.002-07:00

Pencil & Eraser

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Pencil: I'm sorry.

Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.

Pencil: I'm sorry, you get hurt because of me. Wenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each time.📝

Eraser: That's true, but I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this, I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong, even though one day I know I'll be gone. I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying I hate seeing you sad.😞

"Our Parents are like the eraser, whereas we children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes.

Sometimes along the way they get hurt and become smaller (older and eventually pass on)

Take care of your Parents, treat them with kindness and most especially love them."💝
Lovely Weekend 😃😊☺

The Birthday Tree

2014-07-27T00:38:00.000-07:00

The Birthday Tree

Find your birthday and its corresponding tree.
Then, see the meaning behind it below. Do you recognize yourself?

Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree
Jan 02 to Jan 11 Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree
Feb 29 Poplar Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree
Mar 21 Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun13 Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree
Jun 24 Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 Lime Tree
Sep 23 Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec11 Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 Fig Tree
Dec 22 Beech Tree

APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents,smart, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

ASH TREE (the Ambition) - attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, uniquely beautiful inside out, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, patient, unruly, intelligent,humble, pedantic, and careless.

ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner,likes to argue, precise sense of judgment.

HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.

MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

Speech by Ratan Tata

2014-05-18T04:37:00.000-07:00

Speech by Ratan Tata

Don't just have career or academic goals.
Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life.
Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order.
There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your breakup.
There is no fun in driving a car if your backhurts.
Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions.
Don't take Life seriously, as we are really temporary here.
We are like a prepaid card with limited validity.
If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years
And 50 years is just 2500 weekends.

Do we really need to get so worked up?

Its OK..
Bunk few classes,
score low in couple of papers,
take leave from work,
fall in love,
fight a little with your spouse...

Its OK..
We are people, not programming devices..!

"Don't be Serious, Enjoy life as it comes"

Do share it with all the Good People in your Life.

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Marketing Stories

2014-04-06T03:44:00.003-07:00

Corporate Lesson

Jack and Max are walking to the church
for the Sunday prayer.

Jack wonders whether it would be all
right to smoke while praying

Max replies
Why don't you ask the Priest?

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks
Father, may I smoke while I pray?

The Priest reply
No, my son
you not!
That's utter disrespect to our religion.

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him
what the good Priest told him.

Max says
I'm not surprised.
You asked the wrong question.
Let me try.

and so Max goes up to the Priest and asks
Father, may I pray while I smoke?

To which the Priest eagerly replies
By all means, my son
By all means
You can always pray whenever you want to.

Moral of the story :

The approval you want depends on the way u ask for it..!!

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Mind effect Quotes

2014-04-06T02:50:00.002-07:00

Relationship nowdays are practically virtual...

Conversations have become texting.

anger is expressed by Deleting or Blocking

and

Feeling have become status messages.

In the same way that
We have forgotten
how to write with a pen.

We all will soon forget
how to express our Emotions
without Keyboard

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Mind effect Quotes

2014-04-06T02:43:00.004-07:00

Kid:
Mummy, Why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?

Mummy:
Because he speaks only Truth.

Kid:
Now I understand why ladies have Long hair...

After some time

Kid:
Why some of ur har are white Dad?

Dad:
Every time you make me Unhappy,
One of my hair turns white

Kid:
Now understand why Grandpa has all white hair

Moral:-

Don't be Over Smart

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Marketing Stories

2014-04-06T02:36:00.001-07:00

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meaning

Jiya Jale Jaan Jale,
Naino Tale,
Raat bhar dhuan chale
:-- Fever

Tadap Tadap ke Is Dil se
Aah niklti rahi
:-- Haert Attack

Bidi Jalayle jigar se Piya
Jigar ma badi aag he
:--Acidity

Tujh me rab dikhta he
Yara me kya karoon
:--Alzheimer

Mann dole mera tann dole
:--Vertigo

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak ke
keh raha hai
:--Hyper Tension

Muze nind na aaye
:--Insomnia

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Behaviour

2014-03-07T02:46:00.001-08:00

The Guy on Next Bed

It will take just few seconds to read this and
change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same
hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an
hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from
his lungs.

His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on
his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their
homes, their jobs, their involvement in the
military service, where they had been on
vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the
window could sit up, he would pass the time by
describing to his roommate all the things he could
see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those
one hour periods where his world would be
broadened and enlivened by all the activity and
colour of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while
children sailed their model boats. Young lovers
walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour
and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen
in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in
exquisite details, the man on the other side of
the room would close his eyes and imagine this
picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window
described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band -
he could see it in his mind's eye as the
gentleman by the window portrayed it with
descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring
water for their baths only to find the lifeless body
of the man by the window, who had died
peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital
attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man
asked if he could be moved next to the window.
The nurse was happy to make the switch, and
after making sure he was comfortable, she left
him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one
elbow to take his first look at the real world
outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window
besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have
compelled his deceased roommate who had
described such wonderful things outside this
window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and
could not even see the wall.

She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage
you.'

Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others
happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness
when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things
you have that money can't buy.
'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The
Present .'

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Mind effect Quotes

2014-02-18T06:27:00.001-08:00

Four parts in Heart

1/4 Wife
1/4 Children
1/4 God
1/4 Parents

What about Friends?

Sorry, Friends

No place for friends in Heart

You are My Heart-Beats

Without you Life Impossible

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Mind effect Quotes

2014-02-18T06:20:00.002-08:00

Your 'Kindness' may be
treated as your weakness,
"Still Be Kind"

You help to others
may go unneeded & unnoticed,
"Still Be Helpful"

If you are 'Honest' & 'Frank',
People cheat you,
"Still Be Honest"

The Good you do today,
People will often forget tomorrow,
"Do Good Anyways"

B'cos its between You& God..

It was never between You & them !

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Behaviour

2014-02-13T06:46:00.001-08:00

Behaviour

A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a building was calling a Worker on ground floor.

Because of noise the worker did not hear his call.

To draw attention, Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note in Front of Worker.

He picked up the Note, put it his pocket & continued to work.

Again to draw attention, the supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note & the worker did the same,

Now the Supervisor picked a small stone & threw on the worker.

The stone hit the worker.

This time the worker looked up & the supervisor communicated with him.

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This story is same as to our 'LIFE'

God from up wants to communicate with us, but we are busy doing our worthy jobs.

Then he give us small gifts & Big gifts...

We just keep them without looking from
where we got it.
we are the same.
Just keeping the gifts without thanking him,
We just say
We are LUCKY.

And when we are hit with a small stone,
which we call PROBLEMS,
then only we look up & communicate with him.

Thats why It is said

He gives, Gives and Forgives,
Also
We get, Get and Forget.....

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Miracle of Change

2014-01-21T10:00:00.001-08:00

Life before Computer:
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-Window was a square hole in a room..
-Application was something written in paper..
-Mouse was an animal..
-Keyboard was a Piano..
-File was a important office material..
-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..
-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done
with
Glue..
-Web was spider's home..
-Virus was flu..
-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits..

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Perception Of Girls

2014-01-21T09:58:00.002-08:00

DRIVE

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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Perception Of Girls

2014-01-21T09:56:00.002-08:00

“The Best Lines ever said by a Man....."

When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me...... My Mother

As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me..... My sister

I went to school, A Woman was there to help me learn...... My Teacher

I became depressed when I lost, A Woman was there to offer a shoulder...
My Girlfriend

I needed compatibility, company & Love, A Woman was there for me.. My Wife

I became tough, A Woman was there to melt me..... My Daughter

When I will die, A Woman will be there to absorb me in....... Motherland

If you are a Man, value every Woman...

&

If you are a Woman, feel proud to be one!

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Behaviour

2014-01-21T09:52:00.001-08:00

Destiny will never Change

One day, Yamaraj came to a guy and said:

"Hey, Today is your last day!"

Guy: "But I'm not Ready!"

Yamaraj said:
"Well today your name is the first on my list..."

Guy:
"Okay, then why don't you take a seat
and we drink a Coffee before we go?"

Yamaraj: "All right.."

The Guy gave Yamaraj some Coffee with sleeping pills in it.
Yamaraj finished Coffee and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top
of the list and put at the bottom of the list.

When Yamaraj woke up he said to the Guy:
"Because you have been so nice to me,
now I will start my job from the
Bottom of the list..!!"

MORAL:

Whatever is written in your Destiny...
Will never Change...
No matter how much you try.

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Miracle of Change

2013-12-30T09:56:00.000-08:00

Stop being a glass, Become a lake

Once an unhappy young man came to an old master and told he had a very sad life and asked for a solution.

The old Master instructed the unhappy young man to put a handful of salt in a glass of water and then to drink it.

“How does it taste?” – The Master asked.

“Terrible.” – spat the apprentice.

The Master chuckled and then asked the young man to take another handful of salt and put it in the lake. The two walked in silence to the nearby lake and when the apprentice swirled his handful of salt into the lake.

The old man said, “Now drink from the lake.”

As the water dripped down the young man’s chin, the Master asked, “How does it taste?”

“Good!” – remarked the apprentice.

“Do you taste the salt?” – asked the Master.

“No.” – said the young man.

The Master sat beside this troubled young man, took his hands, and said, “The pain of life is pure salt; no more, no less. The amount of pain in life remains the same, exactly the same. But the amount we taste the ‘pain’ depends on the container we put it into. So when you are in pain, the only thing you can do is to enlarge your sense of things. Stop being a glass. Become a lake.”

Stop being a glass. Become a lake.”

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Behaviour

2013-12-30T03:20:00.003-08:00

Basics live

A man died, when he realized it, he saw God coming closer with a suitcase in his hand.

God said, "Alright Son, its time to go." Surprised the man responded, "Now...? So soon? I had a lot of plans..." God said, "I'm Sorry, but its time to go."

"What do you have in that suitcase?", the man asked. God answered,"Your belongings." Man shocked, "My belongings? You mean my things, my clothes, my money?" God answered,"Those things were not yours, they belonged to the earth."

"Is it my memories?", Man asked. God answered,"Those never belonged to you they belonged to Time."

"Is it my friends and family?", Man asked. God answered,"I'm sorry, they were never yours they belonged to the path."

"Is it my body?", Man asked. God answered,"that was never yours it belonged to the dust."

"Is it my soul?", Man asked. God answered,"No that is mine."

Full of fear, the man took the suitcase from God and opened. It just to find out the suitcase was empty.

With a tear coming down his cheek the man said,"I never had anything???"

God answered,"That is correct. Every moment you lived were only yours. Life is just a moment. A moment that belongs to you. For this reason enjoy this time while you have it. Don't let anything that you think you own stop you from doing so."

so
Live now
Live your life
Don't forget to be happy, that is the only thing that matters.
Material things and everything else that you fought for stay here.
YOU CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING.

Enjoy every second of your life.

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Behaviour

2013-12-28T06:46:00.000-08:00

Behaviour

Human Beings and frogs are the two creatures in nature who have tremendous power to adjust.

Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water.
As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly.
The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature.
Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not able to adjust anymore.
At that point the frog decides to jump out.
The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it lost all its strength in adjusting with the water temperature.
Very soon the frog dies.
What killed the frog?
Many of us would say the boiling water.
But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out.

We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to face. There are times when we need to face the situation and take the appropriate action.

If we allow people to exploit us physically, emotionally or financially, they will continue to do so.
We have to decide when to jump.

Let us jump while we still have the strength!

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Year Ending

2013-12-28T06:40:00.001-08:00

Year Ending

This joke is dedicated to all those in Sales.

A Man was waiting to cross d High Way but was hesitant because of speeding cars.

Suddenly d Yamadoot appeared & said, "Bachcha, Tu aise hi Darr raha haI...You are going to live past 90 year of age. Don't let such things scare you ever.

The Man moved forward with new courage, got hit by d first car and died.

In Hell, He asked d Yamadoot as to why did he lie.

The Yamadoot answered, "Sorry man, Year Ending pressure tha, Had to achieve my targets."

Happy Year Ending!!!

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English Hard to Knock

2013-12-25T03:41:00.000-08:00

English Hard to Knock

Normal vs GRE

The Difference between Normal English and GRE English.

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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A BEUTIFULL DAY

2013-10-30T00:12:00.004-07:00

A BEUTIFULL DAY

A blind man was begging in
NEW YORK streets, with a board written

--I'm blind, help me--

A guy passing that side, saw him.

He took that board & wrote some thing.

On that day the blind man got heavy collection.

Many people started to give money.

Now he got curious and requested a man passing by to read it ......

He read --TODAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT--

The way of expressing can change many things.

So express your ideas differently..

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NEW EDGE OF 3 IDIOTS

2013-10-01T05:50:00.004-07:00

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NEW EDGE OF 3 IDIOTS

Rancho: *Smiling*

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me

account banane ki ichha thi... aaj bana

diya hai... bohot maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai

hai... Tell me what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on

Facebook is Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir.. jo bhi Facebook pe log

daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne ---gaye.

.. photo- daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match

dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir

actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir!

Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!

Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,

ek second me like!

Comment-Like...- Comment-Like

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye

karoge? Comment-Like...- Comment-Like

Hey Chatur tum batao,

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted

through mobile or tablet or laptop or

desktop via different operating system

using internet on Facebook is called

a Post...

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola

seedhe shabo mein...

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai

toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account

banao...@

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back*

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: An utility button given to us, to

protect our private data i.e. pictures,

messages or personal information for

being stolen or used for bad purpose by

hackers or anyone else...

Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna

bhul gaya tha!

Teacher Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte

the?!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir,

aapko pasand nahi aaya....

Technology

2013-08-28T04:46:00.001-07:00

Technology Symptom

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...

Help-desk : double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

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