YOU SUCK!

2012-11-12T21:04:00.002-05:00

Everything has changed some time ago... Since being by myself has been my life, nevertheless I'll try to not forget my ability to be friendly and sincere.. righteous still is my joy.

sweet Jesus...

2011-11-19T14:54:00.000-05:00

help us all...

2011-08-15T01:03:00.000-04:00

Lord, please....

give me strength to keep going...

Time to get back...

2010-02-17T05:29:00.003-05:00

and why do I love to death family guy again??? ooooh yeah, that's right...

1:58 am

2009-12-06T01:13:00.003-05:00

Não estou disposto
A esquecer seu rosto de vez
E acho que é tão normal
Dizem que eu sou louco
Por eu ter um gosto assim
Gostar de quem não gosta de mim...

Jogue suas mãos para o céu
Agradeça se acaso tiver
Alguém que você gostaria que
Estivesse sempre com você
Na rua, na chuva, na fazenda
Ou numa casinha de sapê..

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Cowboy...cowboy...
Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills, chill like Flynt
Buy an old droptop, find a spot to pimp
Then I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Zip to Tijuana, I wanna roam
Find motown and tell them fools come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of Four Seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real McCoy

And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowboy, baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost, but now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rights
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right then I'm gonna make my bid, boy

And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away

Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex
Rollin' Sunset Blvd with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimmy in a 'vette, rolled down my glass
And said, "Yeah, this dick fit right in your ass"
No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce n' the whores
No remorse for the sheriff, in his eyes I ain't right
I'm a paint his town red, then paint his wife white HUH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton I'm straight outta the trailer
Cuss like a sailor...drink like a Mick
My only words of wisdom are just, "Suck My Dick."
I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin' until it falls into motion

Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Spend all my time at Hollywood and Vine
Cowboy
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Hollywood and Vine

I'm gonna do a brazilian one

2009-12-04T18:21:00.003-05:00

"goooooooooooooooooooal
did you enjoy that?
I did!
he didn't!"

Will your tribe change the world?

2009-11-22T22:48:00.001-05:00

TOP 15 SUSTOS E PEGADINHAS..

2009-11-14T00:41:00.002-05:00

15 - VAI NASCER!!!

14 - TRASH CAN PRANK..

13 - SUSTO, CHORO, RISOS...

12 - BRITNEY BOO..

11 - O PELADÃO...

Classic Prank - Supermodel Naked Stalker - Watch more Funny Videos

10 - CAGÃozinho..

9 - BLOODY MARY...

8 - A MELHOR COPILAÇÃO...

7 - "DO YOU NEED HELP LITTLE MAN?"

6 - MATANDO A TITIA...

5 - COCA FANTA...

4 - AAAAH... WTF.. JEESSS...

3 - HORA DE ACORDAR...

2 - "RUN MATT! RUN!!"

1 - SAÚDE...

Velhinha Sensacional

2009-11-13T16:16:00.001-05:00

Fail Strips

2009-11-10T18:06:00.000-05:00

New Pixar

2009-11-10T17:31:00.001-05:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I AM LEAVING!!!!

2009-11-06T21:37:00.004-05:00

William Tell

Now Drums William Tell

and the finale "Shrimp Rossini"

Tender shrimp blended with tomatoes and cream,

capers and a hint of hot pepper. Tossed with spahetti US$15.25.

by BERTUCCI'S.

The PEN story

2009-11-04T01:59:00.000-05:00

WebCAM song "Hibi no neiro"

2009-11-04T01:49:00.001-05:00

se borrou todo... part 2

2009-10-20T12:44:00.000-04:00

Clips HD TVGALO Part 2!

2009-10-19T04:17:00.003-04:00

Atletico 3 x 0 Vitória

- Spaço Reservado -

Atlético 2 x 1 Barueri

Atlético 3 x 1 Santos

Galo 2 x 1 Atlético PR

Atlético 2 x 1 Grêmio - Atrasado, mas ta quentinho do forno..

Feed the hungry

2009-10-16T20:11:00.005-04:00

Donate HERE:

What my heartbeat wants...

2009-10-10T02:31:00.004-04:00

I saw she who played in her Sunday gather dress
outside her house by the white picket fence.
She was chasing butterflies with a net in her hand.
I would stand there catching them in a tin coffee can.
And she'd say,

"Don't ever let them go,
because I tell you so.
They're what my heartbeat wants.
I'll put them in a picture frame in the hall."

When we got a little older we'd go traveling afar.
We'd drive east fifty-two and we'd sleep in my car.
'Wake up in the morning and have to find our way back,
'cause we'd gotten ourselves lost when the sky went black.
And she'd say,

"Don't ever let me go,
because I tell you so.
You're what my heartbeat wants.
I'll put you in a picture frame in the hall."

And now I walk right down the hallway just to see her pictures of the butterflies and me.
And when I stand before them I can feel her heart beating for me.

by Wade Johnston

what in the hell made him stick the remote in his ass?

2009-10-06T04:29:00.004-04:00

Sinais claros de possessão..

La Vie en Rose

2009-10-06T03:21:00.002-04:00

Melhor que Wall-E e Jack Nick Juntos..

Pai..

2009-09-24T05:33:00.006-04:00

Quando a gente é criança, tudo é maior...
A viagem não é diferente... Papai..., eu com três, mas ainda lembro da cada curva...
de cada enjôo ou parada...
Foram muitas as vezes... muitas pra quem tinha só três anos... De Belo Horizonte para Guarapari...
Que vontade de conhecer my dad... agora... quando grande...
quando finalmente chegavamos em Guarapari, nao ultimas curvas da viagem,
ele colocava uma música, SEMPRE, a mesma música.., na época do K7...
Um dos poucos mas mais perfeitos momentos que tive,.. ficou a lembrança.. vinte anos depois...

Sim, eu vou. "Mas por que?"

2009-09-21T03:49:00.003-04:00

Careless whisper

2009-09-17T05:19:00.001-04:00

MIIIIIIJEI NAS CALÇAS!!!!

2009-09-12T14:34:00.003-04:00

VERSAO ZANGIEF STREET FIGHTER

VERSAO DO BAU! DA CASA PROPRIA!

ALEM DE MIJAR, PERDI O FOLEGO E AGORA SOU SURDO DO OUVIDO ESQUERDO POR FALTA DE OXIGENIO NO CEREBRO..

RYU 30000 POINTS! PERFECT!

Juíza x Prostituta

2009-08-30T20:47:00.000-04:00

A Juíza pergunta à prostituta:

- Quando você percebeu que havia sido estuprada?

A prostituta, secando as lágrimas, diz:

- Quando o cheque voltou...