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See Emily Play

2011-06-11T12:03:00.000-07:00

pink floyd arnold layne

2011-06-11T11:53:00.000-07:00

Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Original Version)

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Pink Floyd - The Gunner's Dream / The Final Cut

2011-06-11T11:03:00.000-07:00

Learning to fly - Pink Floyd (High Quality)

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Learning to fly - Pink Floyd (High Quality)

2011-06-11T10:49:00.000-07:00

Pink Floyd 2005 breathe

2011-06-11T10:43:00.000-07:00

Roger Waters -2 Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking

2011-06-03T13:06:00.000-07:00

Roger Waters - Amused to Death (HD)

2011-06-03T12:44:00.000-07:00

One of These Days - Pink Floyd - live at Pompeii

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Pink Floyd- Pigs On The Wing (Part 1 and 2) Video

2011-06-03T12:22:00.000-07:00

The Cult "Rain"

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Gilmour and Rick - What's uh the deal

2011-05-27T13:52:00.000-07:00

Roger Waters and David Gilmour - Comfortably Numb (Live at London's O2 A...

2011-05-27T13:37:00.000-07:00

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Malia a Clubbers Paradise,( Travel Review) | Trifter

2011-05-26T12:44:00.000-07:00

Malia a Clubbers Paradise,( Travel Review) | Trifter

Biding My Time (Extreme Rare Video Pink Floyd 1969) Watch in HD

2011-05-02T09:01:00.000-07:00

Pink Floyd - One Of These Days

2011-05-01T16:43:00.000-07:00

2011-04-23T08:49:00.000-07:00

Jokes 156-
Why men should not be agony aunts.
Dear Dave, I left home for work yesterday and after only driving a mile down the road, my car stalled and then would not start, I had to walk back home only to find my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter, they announced that they had been having an affair, it had been going on 2 years and that they were deeply in love, can you help me I am desperate, yours sincerely Tracy
Dear Tracy, the most common case for vehicle breakdown in the first few miles is dirt in the fuel lines, if this is not the cause it usually the alternator, hope this helps,
Dave.

2 dogs were in the vets chatting, fido says to butch well butch what you in for butch replies, “i mauled the postman yesterday and now they want to put me to sleep”what about you fido what you in for, well says fido i “ well i was just walking past my owners bathroom and saw the door openand saw her naked bending over washing her hair,i was so horny i mounted her doggy style and shagged her senseless” blimey says fido now wonder they are putting you down aswell, putting me down he replies are they heck im here to get my nails trimmed.

joke of the day ( the jeweller )

2011-04-15T10:14:00.000-07:00

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A young Woman was in the jewellers admiring a big diamond ring, and as she lent over for a closer look she let a little fart slip out, hoping no-one noticed she asks the assistant “ how much is the diamond ring” the assistant replies, lady just looking at the diamond ring made you fart, if i tell you the price you will bloody shit yourself.

A fat bird was at the bar drunk, walks up to a man having a quite drink “ if you can guess my weight you can come back to mine and shag me all night” iv’e no idea he replies 30 stone “that’s close enough ya lucky b******d.

Some little thieving sod pinched a pair of the wife’s knickers off the washing line last night, she is not bothered about the missing knickers but would really like the 25 pegs back.

Paddy and mick are making letter bombs,” do you think i have put enough explosives in this envelope” paddy asks “ i don’t know mick says open it and see”but it will explode he replies, don’t be f*****g stupid its not addressed to you.

Apparently colonal gaddaffi has gone into hiding,and surrounded himself with 40 virgins,- well we at least know he is not in Liverpool.

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You failed question 14 “what do you like most in women “ – my dick ,is not an acceptable answer.

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joke of the day ( kicked out of school )

2011-04-11T12:08:00.000-07:00

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Paddy’s wife came home from work to find all her sex toys nailed to the wall,, you f******g idiot she tells paddy, i ask for a dado rail

My doctor told me to watch my drinking, now i only drink in pubs with mirror’s

Women should not have any children after 35, i think thirty five children is aenough for anybody

The 3 fastest ways of communication, tele-phone, tele-vision or tell –a – woman.

What a load of bollocks about women being able to multi task, i just told the wife to sit down and shut the f**k up, you think she could.

A trainee gynaecologist says to the doctor, why do we do smear tests on the over 75 year old ladies,doctor replies ,have you ever tried parting a cheese toastie.

I caught my deslexic mate covering his dick in boot polish Sunday morning, i said ya f*****g idiot, your supposed to turn your clocks back.

What i weekend !! i broke my record for continual sex, 1 hour 2 minutes, then i realised i the clocks had gone forward.

My daughter got kicked out of school today, the teacher had asked to class to do a farm yard impression, but appently shouting, get off my land you thieving rednecks motherf*****rs, is not quite what the teacher had expected.
Scientist have now discovered that if you masterbate a lot you have a greater chance of developing tourettes, how the f**k, did these p**s brained,dumb mother****rs come up with that the F******g ,B******ds,C***k Sucking,******,******,******,*****f*******G scientist tourettes my a***.

Pink Floyd - Run like Hell - from Pulse

2011-04-11T10:28:00.000-07:00

joke of the day ( sxy little pvc number )

2011-04-11T09:55:00.000-07:00

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The mrs just came into the living room, wearing a little pvc number, stockings and high heels, she handed me a cold beer and told me to sit down and relax and when she comes back she will give me what she does best, I can’t wait I f*****g love bacon sandwiches.

Paddy’s wife Mary is listening to the news on the radio, when a report comes in that there is a psychopath driving the wrong way down the m25 motorway, realising her husband paddy is today travelling on the very same motorway, she phone’s him panicking, paddy my precious she says , iv’e just heard on the news that there is a madman driving the wrong way down the motorway, I know Mary he says but it’s not just one there’s hundred’s of them.

I was woken up last night again by the bulimic girl next door being sick again,i banged on the wall and shouted for god’s sake woman keep it down

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Ha ha ha ha that alzheimers joke you sent me earlier was brilliant.
Little Andrew watched fascinated as his mother soothed some ceam on her face, why are you doing that mother he ask’s, to make my self beautiful she reply’s, then as she begins to wipe it off ,Andrew says whats the matter mam you giving up already.

A polish man visits the local optician for a check up .the optician shows him the the board from about 10 foot away , with the letters “ czwjxnasac “ well sir can you read that ,, read it he says i know the guy.

joke of the day ( the elderly couple )

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An elderly couple, were celebrating their 60th wedding anniverary,the couple married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to there old neibourhood,after they had retired,holding hands they walked by there old school, and noticed it open, so they went in and found the desk they shared as children, and still carved on the lid was andy loves sally, so they started to walk back home, and on there way back a bag full of money landed by there feet from a passing armed van,sally quickly picked it up and said “ finders keepers “ they took it home , counted it £100.000, im hidding this in the loft says sally. The next day to police doing door to door visit Andy and sally to ask, did they have any information about the missing money, yes shouts Andy we found it and hid it in the loft, take no notice of him officers he is senile, well we will just ask him a few questions if you don’t mind, right Andy what happened, well officers we were walking home from school when,, they looked at each other, come on partner were out of here.

joke of the day (the dentist )

2011-04-10T15:43:00.000-07:00

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i went for my 6 month check up today and things went well, until he put his index finger up my arse, is that normal, or should i find another dentist.

i have started attending a self help group for sex addicts, i haven’t got an addiction, it’s just a great place to meet slappers.

Bloke buys a parrot from liverpool, but gets sick of it saying “ im from liverpool and i’m hard as f**k,
So he puts a kestral in its cage, the next day he finds the kestral dead, and the parrot saying “ im from liverpool and im hard as f**K, so the guy puts a golden eagle in the cage, next day he finds the golden eagle dead and the parrot with no feathers, as he looks in the cage, the parrot says “ had to take my coat out for that f****r.

I got fired on my first day as a masseur today, apperently finish off on her face did not mean what i thought it did.

Them people from the london underground are a bunch of liars, seen a sign on the platform today, it said, be carefull, stand to close to the edge and you might get sucked off, 4 f******g hours i stood there,

My girlfriend reckons, she can tell how good a film is by how many tissues she goes through,when she’s watching it, funny that i said i work on the same principle, ha ha hah ha.