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2011-02-14T11:46:00.000+05:30

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day

2011-02-12T10:01:00.001+05:30

I Can’t Promise To Solve All Your Problems,
I Can Only Promise
That I’ll Never Let You Face Them Alone…

2011-02-10T21:21:00.000+05:30

LET US KNOW SPECIAL DAYS:7 Feb ;Rose Day ,8 Feb ;Propose Day,9 Feb; Chocolate Day,10 Feb;Teddy Day ,11 Feb; Promise Day ,12 Feb ;Kiss Day,13 Feb; Hug Day ,14 Feb ;VALENTINE'S DAY,15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb ;Kick Day ,17 Feb; Perfume Day,18 Feb ;Flirting Day ,19 Feb; Confession Day ,20 Feb ;Missing Day,21 Feb; Break Up DAY

2011-02-03T10:39:00.000+05:30

Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

2011-02-01T22:39:00.000+05:30

World’s most Beautiful sentence:“…But, I Like U” World’s most Painful sentence:“I Like U, But..” Words are same, but wherethey are placed matters a lot…!

2011-01-30T22:02:00.002+05:30

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

2011-01-30T21:58:00.002+05:30

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."

2011-01-26T10:48:00.000+05:30

Never worry about there delay of your success compared to others because construction of a pyramid takes more time than ordinary building.Happy Republic Day.

2011-01-26T10:41:00.002+05:30

Republic Day is the day when we legally became the proud citizen of India. Let’s salute the occasion. Jai Hind and enjoy that day.

joke sms

2010-11-08T23:50:00.002+05:30

Husband asks:Do u know d meaning of WIFE?
It means,Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies-No,
It means,With Idiot For Ever!

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

2010-11-04T18:59:00.000+05:30

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(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
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diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

2010-11-03T11:53:00.002+05:30

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke hon,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

2010-11-02T11:54:00.001+05:30

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

2010-11-01T11:55:00.002+05:30

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali

joke sms

2010-10-31T23:45:00.002+05:30

Banta: Je Tu Dasde Ki Is Bag Vich Ki Hai To Sare Ande Tere,
Je Tu Dasde Kinne Hai To 8 De 8 Tere.
Santa: Koi Hint?

sher - o - shayri sms

2010-10-29T23:43:00.002+05:30

Na Bewafai Kar Sakta Hu
Na Dhoka De Sakta Hu
Na Nafrat Kar Sakta Hu
Na Kisika Dil Dukha Sakta Hu
Mera Dilto Nazuk Hai
Main To Bus Pyar Kar Sakta Hu

thought sms

2010-10-24T23:43:00.002+05:30

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

funny sms

2010-10-19T23:44:00.002+05:30

Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya.?

agar hai to..!

please.?.

please.?

please.?

Delete kar do na.!

jab bhejna nhi h to rakhne ka kya fayda

dushera / vijaydashmi sms

2010-10-15T23:49:00.002+05:30

Ishwar aapke charitra se Das vikaron ko door kare. Happy Dussahara.

joke sms

2010-10-15T23:45:00.002+05:30

Banta: Je Tu Dasde Ki Is Bag Vich Ki Hai To Sare Ande Tere,
Je Tu Dasde Kinne Hai To 8 De 8 Tere.
Santa: Koi Hint?

sher - o - shayri sms

2010-10-10T23:49:00.002+05:30

Gum Es Kadar Mila,
Ghabra K P Gaye,
Khusi Thodi C Mili,
Mila K P Gaye,
U To Na The BachpanSe Pine K Aadi,
Sharab KoTanha Dekha,
To Taras Kha K P Gye?

shero - o - shayri sms

2010-10-05T23:40:00.000+05:30

Bhigte rahte hai
Kisi ki yaado me Aksar
Kabhi mangi kisi se
Panaah nahi
Hasrate puri na ho..to na sahi
Khwab dekhna
koi gunah to nahi...!!

love sms

2010-09-30T23:40:00.000+05:30

My Hearts Made 2 Luv U
My Lips Made 2 kiss
U My Eyes R Made 2 c U
My Hands R Made 2 Hold U
Evry Part of Me Wants U
Coz
I Was Made Just 4u..

dosti / freindship sms

2010-09-30T23:38:00.001+05:30

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forgetYOU but never will I.

joke sms

2010-09-26T23:24:00.000+05:30

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is???!!!"