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Romance Mathematics

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:46:00 +0000

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

What is 710.....???

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:46:00 +0000

What is 710.......???

This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there always are (a lot of) exceptions!!

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.'

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.........

Funny Cartoons

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 13:47:00 +0000

Funny Cartoons

Only In Pakistan

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:28:00 +0000

Only In Pakistan

Find The Ghosts

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:18:00 +0000

Find The Ghosts

SCARY!!!

This photograph taken in 1916 is showing a figure likely being the soul of someone departing.

A couple take a photo of their baby , while the TV was switched off. This face appeared. The fact that a picture was taken, its proved by the flash next to the figure!

A couple took a picture of their one year old baby in the car. The car stopped outside a cemetery of the 17th century. NO COMMENTS.

A couple on vacation took a photo of their daughter.When the film was developed, a lady without legs appeared .

This ia a scene from the film called "Three men and a baby". A boy behind the curtains appeared. They say that this boy was killed in the same room that the film was taking place.

This picture was taken by a reporter in Indonesia , in 1993. The reporter wanted to take a photo of a room where a mass killing was done.When the photo was developed showed this!! It is said that people that were looking at this picture for long, had nervous breakdown problems afterwards.

NO COMMENTS!!!! !!!! Look At These photos Carefully!!!

WorkOut Carefully...

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:33:00 +0000

WorkOut Carefully

Watch This Cool Video...

Incredible Show

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:45:00 +0000

This Is Really Incredible...

Really Amazing

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:37:00 +0000

Burj Dubai , is the tallest man-made structure ever built , at 818m (2,684 ft).

Status : Topped-Out

Opening : 2 December 2009

Use : Mixed Use

Height : 818m (2,684 ft).

This is taken from the top of the Burj

Really Amazing...

Look at the edge ( uppermost right corner ) of the picture , you can almost see the turn of the earth

The persons who are working on the upper most Girders can see the 'ROTATION OF EARTH'

So terrifying...

Husband Of The Year Awards

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:13:00 +0000

Time again for the Husband of the year awards...

3rd Place goes to GREECE

For this effort :

2nd Place is taken by SERBIA

First Place : IRELAND

It's why we love the Irish so.

They are true Romantics.

See how he is holding her hand!!

Honorable Mentions :

Interesting Statues

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:30:00 +0000

Interesting Statues

Watch some bizarre looking statues

Height Of Daring

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:07:00 +0000

Daring is something that can not be fabricated , because it's innate.

Almost everyone try to project himself a daredevil before others.

To dispel the illusion of being daredevil watch this video..

Quick Humor

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:27:00 +0000

A little girl asked her mother,

'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered,

'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered,

'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said,

'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,

and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered,

'Well, dear, it is very simple.

I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.

Funny Pics

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:12:00 +0000

Here are some funny pics from the rich arsenal of fun zone...

Enjoy....

What A Growth....!!!

This is how to settle scores in Soccer....

AWARD WINNING Indian PHOTO OF THE YEAR

Knowledge Is Power...
So try to gain maximum knowledge.. :)

CREATIVE WAY TO KILL A HUSBAND...

See "Why Women Can't Fix Cars... "??

When Cloning Goes Wrong....

Why "MEN DIE FOR WOMAN.."??

The Unbelievable Stupid Technology To Keep Tab On Mum's Cooking...

Perils Of Frequent Kissing...
Caution : Avoid having too many affairs... :)

Wishing Well

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:29:00 +0000

Wanna have sexy partner???

....

......

..........

Yes!!!

Then what are you doing here!!

Go and get your wishes fulfilled by the wishing well.

To see how to make wish watch this video.

Shocking Reality

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:53:00 +0000

This is what happens in ZIMBABWE !!!!!

This is what it looks like in Zimbabwe …..

(Inflation at 231 million percent a year has meant 25 million Zimbabwe dollars equals to just 1 US dollar)

The pictures below look funny, but the story is really sad……..

Visiting the neighborhood grocer!

Some pocket money!

Awesome price tag!

This is how people pay in restaurants!

The bill of course!

The 100 billion dollar note in circulation!

Zimbabwe's $100 billion banknote with the number of eggs it could purchase on its release date

They are now releasing a 100 TRILLION banknote...

If you want to feel like a trillionaire for a few days, a holiday to Zimbabwe will surely give you that feeling!

And 1 trillion = $33 USD.

In 1980 ZMD was equivalent to British pounds and nowwwww!!!!!!!

Woman - As Explained By Scholars

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 08:47:00 +0000

Although women are impossible to explain but at different times some daredevils dared to do this.

Here is an attempt from some scholars...

This one is from an architect..

This is how a Mathematician calculates the dominating tendency of a woman over a man.

This one is the interpretation of a chemical engineer..

From a Physicist...

Here is how an Instrumental engineer compares the complexity level of a man with that of a woman.

That's why i always say,"More i try to understand women, more i slip into mystery". :)

Height Of Technology

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 08:31:00 +0000

Technology is growing at the rocketing pace and every thing looks feasible now a days.

In future it may become possible that a pregnant mother will be chatting with her unborn baby on Messenger.

Here are few excerpts of their chatting.

Mother : Hello.... My baby.. How are you?? Are you comfortable there??

Unborn Baby : I am absolutely fine Mum and doing fun here.

Mother : Why were not you coming online from last 2 days??

Unborn Baby : Mum!! There was some server problem here and i was not able to connect to Internet.

Mother : OK..! You know your Dad miss you a lot.

Unborn Baby : Mum please don't joke. I can't take it.

Mother : I am not joking my son. He really misses you a lot.

Unborn Baby : Enough Mum!! do you know Dad has not sent me a single e-mail since i have got Internet connection!!

Mother : Don't get angry my son.

Unborn Baby : Why?? Why should not i get angry??

Mother : Because it's paining a lot. Whenever you get angry my womb starts paining.

Unborn Baby : Oops.... Sorry Mum! i hurt you.

Mother : it's OK my son.

Mother : Have you searched a name for you??

Unborn Baby : Not yet Mum.. Don't worry there is still one month to come. I'll decide by that time and will send you on your e-mail.

Mother : That's like my good baby.

Unborn Baby : Mum! i got to go. My girl friend is now online. I'll contact you later.

Mother : OK.. Go and have fun. But listen don't make any commitment to her.You don't know these girls are very sticky.

Unborn Baby : Don't worry Mum.. I am 8 months old now. I am just flirting with her.

Mother : Oh my baby you are so smart. God bless you.

Unborn Baby : Bye Mum..

Mother : Good Bye my son. Take care.

How Safe Is Your Car #1?

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:53:00 +0000

All the leading car making companies make high claims of security against car theft menace. And these claims make us feel secured to great extent.

But actually the reality does not coincide with these fake claims.

Confused!!!

......

Just don't be..

I want you to know how easily someone can disappear with your car!!

You will wonder to see how easy, it is for a thief, to get away with your brand new car.

Watch this video to quell your curiosity.

Surprised!!!

Now be careful while parking your car.

How Safe Is Your Car #2?

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:42:00 +0000

As you have seen in the part I of this article that how easily you can lose the possession of your car.

This post will further aggravate your fears about your car's safety as in the following video you will see another easy method that an unscrupulous person can use to take your favourite car away from you.

Short Poems

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 08:34:00 +0000

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST

COMPETITION

ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME

WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue,sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING

Freaky Twins

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:56:00 +0000

Hey... Meet Ms. Maire (left) and her twin Daisy(right).

Surprised!!!

Oh... Don't be, its true..

The doctors were also equally surprised as you are right now.

Hnn....

Do you know how much they love each other??

They shared everything with each other from their bed to their toilet.

They were too close to each other that they had made a commitment to marry only with the twins of their kind.

Was that possible??

You are thinking absolutely right, All said no like you.

But no one knew how much God was kind to them.

Finally... By Gods grace they at last found their matches

Stuart(left) and Mac(right).

Do You wanna know what happened after that??

Yes..!!!

OOH... You are looking very curious...

OK... Then listen carefully...

After few months of marriage Maire became pregnant but there were no signs of pregnancy for Daisy.

Few months later when Maire was admitted to hospital for the delivery

The history repeated itself....

Yes ....

Maire got twins Tom (left) and Jack (right).

Hurrah....!!! everyone was enjoying...

But.. But.. A bad news came at the same time.

Daisy's doctor told her that she can not conceive a baby forever because her husband was accidentally sterilized few years ago.

A pall pf gloom prevailed there. The enjoyment disappeared suddenly.

Then.....

..........

So what....

Maire showed her benevolence and she handed over Jack to Daisy.

Happiness came back... and everyone was cheering again..

Then....

........

They lived happily after that with the hope that history will repeat once again. :-) :-)

Funny WWE

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:57:00 +0000

You would often have seen WWE super stars fighting in ring for the title of best wrestler.

But have you ever seen your favourite WWE super stars competing for the title of having best acting skills??

If Not, then do watch this video to figure out yourself who stands where.

Wacky Definitions!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:46:00 +0000

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.

Beware Of Statues..

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:57:00 +0000

A man was walking down the road in frustration after being thrashed by his wife at home.

He was searching some solace to cool his head.

Suddenly cheer broke out on his face.

Wow!!! It's raining....

But very next moment he astonished and said

What is this?? There are no clouds in the sky.

Then where the hell is this rain coming from??

He looked up and shouted

Oh... Shit!!!

Shit!!!

It's you (statue) who is pouring your shit on me.

You sucker.. Don't you have toilet??

Don't you know it's illegal to pee on the road??

Oh my God..... it's stinking....

Damn!!!

It's hot too....

Are you crazy??

Do you have an idea how hot your pee is!!

Go and have your check up from a good doctor.

Oh God... my skin is still burning.

No one follows rule here.

I have been completely drenched with pee.

The man then left the place and continue moving forward.

Can you guess what effect that pee rain had left on the man??

............

No!!!

Oops... you can't guess even simple things.

The man was feeling relaxed because of venting out his frustration on the statue that he could not do before his wife.

Have Fun To Buster Your Stress

noreply@blogger.com (Sandhu Satnam) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:08:00 +0000

My main aim is to provide some interesting things here so that one can enjoy while surfing over the web. I want this blog to act as a stress buster for the visitors who are annoyed because of lots of tensions and burdens of life and fun station for the adventure loving guys.Our life is the precious gift of the God to us, therefore we strongly deserve to enjoy this life.Always try to steal even small happiness to keep yourself happy.So get ready to be thrilled.