tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53492499374662531112024-08-28T21:35:25.533+05:30SMS WORLDLove quotes|Inspirational quotes|Funny Sms|Broken Heart Sms|New Year Sms|Friendship Sms|Life quotes|Flirt Sms| And much moreUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5349249937466253111.post-40600297649877142772011-01-02T16:07:00.002+05:302011-01-02T16:07:51.336+05:30Funny SmsA Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .<br />
Removes Sandal = 56.<br />
Then Dupatta = 52<br />
Now Coins Finished.......<br />
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her<br />
Said<br />
Ü Carry On"",<br />
I Have Coins! <br />
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~ Romance Mathematics ~<br />
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance<br />
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair<br />
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage<br />
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy <br />
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If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. <br />
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. <br />
So, y don't u smile & get dimples? <br />
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,<br />
But I can’t send you all of them,<br />
It will take a lot of time,<br />
So I’m sending you just 1 joke<br />
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“You are so beautiful” <br />
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God made us body parts for a reason.<br />
Eyes: to look at you<br />
Hands: to pray for you<br />
Mind: to remember you<br />
Heart: to miss you<br />
and…<br />
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!! <br />
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Wife:-I will die.<br />
Husband:- I will also die.<br />
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Wife:-why will you die?<br />
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness <br />
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Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find <br />
bottles of chilled red wine...<br />
happily they drink and left<br />
next day headline<br />
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"Blood Bank Robbed" <br />
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Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?<br />
Clerk: Yes.<br />
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?<br />
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! <br />
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!<br />
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Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?<br />
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Husband: Tum ko kese pata?<br />
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Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha! <br />
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mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal<br />
ghanti bajegi bander nachega<br />
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega<br />
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega <br />
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, <br />
I don't worry I don't cry, <br />
I'm just happy that cows can't fly! <br />
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Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....<br />
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6<br />
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26<br />
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!! <br />
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?<br />
Ans:<br />
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR<br />
&<br />
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR <br />
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? <br />
The father says to him, don't stress my son <br />
u should see the one who is reading this!! <br />
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Thought of the day:<br />
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,<br />
she will always remember u<br />
only when she is in problem again..!!” <br />
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Hitler says,<br />
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”<br />
Banta says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?<br />
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D <br />
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Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?<br />
How do I know if it is pure honey ?<br />
Seller : give the dog some honey ..<br />
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey<br />
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Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?<br />
Seller: so it is not a real dog. <br />
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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?<br />
Banta: BA<br />
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Professor:For sodium?<br />
Banta: NA<br />
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Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA<br />
& 2 atoms of NA combined?<br />
Banta: BANANA <br />
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If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”<br />
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.<br />
Feel the difference;) <br />
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra<br />
A=B<br />
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B=C.<br />
It means A=C.<br />
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Now give relevant example.<br />
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,<br />
It means that I love your daughter. <br />
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You are a DOG…<br />
D = Darling<br />
O = Of<br />
G = Girls<br />
Now u r smiling na?<br />
Am i right??<br />
Tu sach mein kutta hai <br />
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Define a True Music Lover?<br />
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A Girl singing in a Bathroom<br />
While Taking Bath<br />
and a Boy Near the Keyhole<br />
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes. <br />
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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives<br />
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“Monopoly is always damaging<br />
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Competition improves service”. <br />
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He said… Do u love me just coz<br />
my father left me a fortune?<br />
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter<br />
who left you the money! <br />
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Teacher:<br />
What should be in a<br />
book to make it a bestseller?<br />
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Tommy:<br />
A girl on the cover<br />
and<br />
no cover on the girl. <br />
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i am a killer!<br />
i kill poople for money,<br />
i am a killer! i kill people for money,<br />
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost. <br />
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Think positive…<br />
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.<br />
It would not be complete without<br />
a few sweets & nuts.<br />
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Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2