Richman Ramblings

Safe

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Mon, 28 May 2012 00:04:00 +0000

“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.” —Elayne Boosler

Be Anything on the Internet

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Sat, 26 May 2012 16:56:00 +0000

Optimum Contusion

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Mon, 21 May 2012 18:09:00 +0000

How a Book is Born, Infographic

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Fri, 18 May 2012 17:37:00 +0000

Have you ever wondered how a great idea becomes a book? Enjoy this infographic from Weldon Owen:

Everything Happens for a Reason

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Wed, 16 May 2012 15:18:00 +0000

Welcome to Life

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:43:00 +0000

Simplicity

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:37:00 +0000

Children to be Successful

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Mon, 14 May 2012 14:03:00 +0000

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” Phyllis Diller

Mayan Calendar

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Fri, 11 May 2012 02:03:00 +0000

A Mayan calendar just found in the northeastern corner of Guatemala appears to be the oldest known Maya calendar. Although some cultists believed that the Maya calendar predicts a major cataclysm — perhaps the end of the world — on Dec. 21, 2012, this new calendar projects thousands of years into the future.

Which Glass is Full?

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Thu, 10 May 2012 15:37:00 +0000

Cute Kid

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Thu, 10 May 2012 15:36:00 +0000

A Candle in the Darkness

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Thu, 03 May 2012 00:40:00 +0000

DIY String Tripod (aka stringpod)

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Wed, 02 May 2012 14:21:00 +0000

Don't want to carry around a tripod to get a steady photograph? Try a stringpod (a 3-legged tripod of string). Perfect go-to accessory for steadying shots. Perfect for hikers. Whether you're trying to achieve a high exposure or need to work with a shaky hand, propping your camera on a tripod is crucial to producing a clear image, especially in low light. See do-it-yourself video.

Dislexics

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 01:49:00 +0000

Mr. Bean when he was a baby

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 01:43:00 +0000

The Illusion of Choice

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:53:00 +0000

Superman's New Car

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:20:00 +0000

A Child's Face

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 22:19:00 +0000

“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.” —Jack Handey

Casual Shopping

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 15:37:00 +0000

Funerals

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:34:00 +0000

"Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't come to yours." --Yogi Berra

Socialnomics

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:05:00 +0000

Socialnomics is the world's most watched social media series by Erik Qualman, based on his #1 best seller Socialnomics. See http://www.socialnomics.net/

World Shrub Festival

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:09:00 +0000

Those who should attend

Connoisseurs of fine shrubbery
Shrubbists (those who are engaged in the maintenance of shrubs)
Shrubologists (those who are actively engaged in the study of shrubbery)

Business plan

Proposed: That Salt Lake City host a world shrub festival. We need $500,000 venture capital. Of that amount, hundreds of dollars will go to advertising (distributing flyers and posting on social media sites) and approximately $200,000 for project management services from Larry Richman.

If anyone knows of venture capitalists who are interested, please have them contact us.

How to Drive Your Friends Crazy

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:45:00 +0000

Change your name to Simon, then speak in third person.
Make vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayo jar. Then eat it in public.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

Panhandler

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 17:22:00 +0000

A woman saw a man panhandling on the street and, taking pity on him, gave him a few dollars. “Thank you,” the homeless man said. “I appreciate your kindness. My life used to be great, but look at me now.”

“What do you mean?” the woman asked.

“Well,” the man answered, “I used to have millions of dollars, spread out in bank accounts all over the world.”

“So what happened?!”

The man sighed. “I forgot my mother’s maiden name.”

Program for Managing Debt

noreply@blogger.com (Larry Richman) — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:29:00 +0000