Vomit Comet https://www.vomitcomet.org/ Of all the sites on the internet, this is one. Tue, 03 Nov 2026 14:50:06 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.4 Pedestrian Smash! https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/11/03/pedestrian-smash/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/11/03/pedestrian-smash/#respond Tue, 03 Nov 2026 14:50:06 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73550 I have questions about this accident. Well ok, only one, really. When did they start making pedestrians out of concrete? Yes, the driver was 60 and getting around on a scooter so perhaps he was a little more fragile than your average bear, but still. He, on a motorized vehicle, hit someone hard enough that …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/11/03/pedestrian-smash/feed/ 0 Instadash https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/29/instadash/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/29/instadash/#respond Thu, 29 Oct 2026 19:58:53 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73543 So remember a couple weeks ago when I predicted that Instacart was going to buy Skip the Dishes because it was the only way their partnership made any sense? Well, Unless Skip is going to become part of DoorDash it looks like I’m losing that bet, because DoorDash is about to buy Instacart. DoorDash announced …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/29/instadash/feed/ 0 Congratulations, Premier Eb…Uh-Oh https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/26/congratulations-premier-eb-uh-oh/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/26/congratulations-premier-eb-uh-oh/#respond Mon, 26 Oct 2026 22:53:15 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73537 B.C. Conservatives projected to win 1st majority in nearly a century after Eby’s election gamble backfires It’s hard to explain how giddy this news made me. I was out at a restaurant when I heard it and it was all I could do not to stand up and cheer. I settled for a nice, hearty …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/26/congratulations-premier-eb-uh-oh/feed/ 0 Does This Make Him The Undisputed Champion Of Football? https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/22/does-this-make-him-the-undisputed-champion-of-football/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/22/does-this-make-him-the-undisputed-champion-of-football/#respond Thu, 22 Oct 2026 15:35:39 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73535 Depending on how closely you follow football, the name O.J. Brigance may or may not be familiar to you. I’ll confess that it didn’t ring much of a bell for me, even though he’s done something that no one else has. I’d say and likely never will again, but at the rate we’re going here… …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/22/does-this-make-him-the-undisputed-champion-of-football/feed/ 0 Maybe Try Changing Your Brain Instead https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/22/maybe-try-changing-your-brain-instead/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/22/maybe-try-changing-your-brain-instead/#respond Thu, 22 Oct 2026 12:54:36 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73532 I don’t know what this dork thought he was doing, but if it was anything other than being painfully unfunny, showing off his rotten judgment and probably losing an election, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. Also, if one person booing you is enough to make you storm off in a huff like that, …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/22/maybe-try-changing-your-brain-instead/feed/ 0 Who Are These People? Local Candidates Try To Answer https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/21/who-are-these-people-local-candidates-try-to-answer/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/21/who-are-these-people-local-candidates-try-to-answer/#respond Wed, 21 Oct 2026 16:35:59 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73528 Another helpful who should I vote for in the municipal election guide, this time thanks to CBC Kitchener-Waterloo. They asked all of the candidates in all of the races to name their top three priorities, talk a little about how they would work to address each one, and then tell us anything else they think …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/21/who-are-these-people-local-candidates-try-to-answer/feed/ 0 Voting Info For The Municipal Election, The Stuff That’s Still Useful https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/18/voting-info-for-the-municipal-election-the-stuff-thats-still-useful/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/18/voting-info-for-the-municipal-election-the-stuff-thats-still-useful/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2026 03:35:29 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73524 I need to come up with more creative ways to say the usual “Hi. It’s me. Remember me?” because that’s getting old. Either that, or I need to show up more often. Either way, it’s municipal election time, and I’m going to try and put some useful info up here. Unfortunately, because life lifes and …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/18/voting-info-for-the-municipal-election-the-stuff-thats-still-useful/feed/ 1 A Note For The Chatty Fellas Behind Us At The Grapes Of Wrath Show Last Night https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/16/a-note-for-the-chatty-fellas-behind-us-at-the-grapes-of-wrath-show-last-night/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/16/a-note-for-the-chatty-fellas-behind-us-at-the-grapes-of-wrath-show-last-night/#respond Fri, 16 Oct 2026 17:03:04 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73520 Thank you for eventually piping down. It was nice that only two people had to ask you. Maybe it was more, but I’ll give you whatever credit that calls for because I only noticed the woman in front of us and the man who I believe came from somewhere off to our left. I think …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/16/a-note-for-the-chatty-fellas-behind-us-at-the-grapes-of-wrath-show-last-night/feed/ 0 Are We Sure It Even Happened? Stupid Trains! https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/15/are-we-sure-it-even-happened-stupid-trains/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/15/are-we-sure-it-even-happened-stupid-trains/#respond Thu, 15 Oct 2026 19:25:57 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73514 Railway investigators believe they have narrowed down the time of the crash to A) 8:54 p.m., B) 5:32 p.m., C) 7:01 p.m., or D) None of the above. I don’t remember ever getting this problem on a quiz when I was in school. If I did I’d likely still be there working on it.

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/15/are-we-sure-it-even-happened-stupid-trains/feed/ 0 Who Are These People? 2026 Waterloo Region Public School Board Candidates Edition https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/14/who-are-these-people-2026-waterloo-region-public-school-board-candidates-edition/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/10/14/who-are-these-people-2026-waterloo-region-public-school-board-candidates-edition/#respond Wed, 14 Oct 2026 17:06:11 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73511 Here is an extremely helpful 2026 Waterloo Region municipal election guide courtesy of Citified. There are a few editor endorsements and whatever the opposite of endorsements is, along with a variety of links to various resources to help you figure out the whens, wheres and whos of everything. The most useful bit, for me anyhow, …

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