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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" gd:etag="W/&quot;CEYFQnc6fSp7ImA9WhRRFEk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5166190235558673746</id><updated>2011-11-27T19:01:53.915-06:00</updated><title>Sick Man Sick</title><subtitle type="html">This blog may not be for the weak minded. It has been known that some people who read this blog have found out that they are Sick Man Sick. This is just alittle look at just how sick some of our minds are. So come on in and sit awhile and see just how sick our mind can be.</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://sickmansick.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://sickmansick.blogspot.com/" /><author><name>Goober</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10146068954294378468</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/blogspot/XftpK" /><feedburner:info uri="blogspot/xftpk" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DEYMQX4zfip7ImA9WxFaFkU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5166190235558673746.post-4570182060899344621</id><published>2010-07-20T23:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-20T23:23:00.086-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-07-20T23:23:00.086-05:00</app:edited><title>Sleep time</title><content type="html">Well its time for bed again. Why? All we do is sleep just to wake up and go to work then come home to go back to bed again. I just love it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5166190235558673746-4570182060899344621?l=sickmansick.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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