tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873Mon, 07 Nov 2011 00:13:40 +0000http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)Blogger320125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-3860791234925939720Sat, 08 Nov 2008 22:00:00 +00002008-11-08T14:05:38.941-08:00President-elect Obama conjured up the spirit of "Foot in Mouth" during his first post-election press conference. He falsely claimed that Nancy Reagan held seances in the White House.The comment came when the president-elect was asked if he would be consulting previous presidents. "I've spoken to all of them that are living ... I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seanceshttp://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/11/sorry-mrs-reagan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-5021142939888708951Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:25:00 +00002008-09-25T04:26:36.042-07:00A guy gets busted for breaking wind. Visit my new blogsite to read the story: www.foxnewsradio.comhttp://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/passing-gas-is-against-law.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-1193531421004435606Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:14:00 +00002008-09-24T06:15:33.231-07:00Folks, the blog is officially moving to Fox News Radio. You can access the site by going to www.foxnewsradio.com. Click on blogs and you'll see my name. I will be discontinuing this site in a few weeks. So feel free to go ahead and make the change in your Internet favorites!http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/were-moving.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-8751726568486042894Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:26:00 +00002008-09-22T02:39:47.077-07:00It takes alot to shock the good people of Portland, Ore. It's a place where live sex acts are protected as free speech. But a naked on-line skater really shook things up the other day.Gennifer Moss, also known as Earth Friend Gen, caught tourists and commuters by surprise as she whizzed past them wearing only a pair of skates. Her free-spirited ways were halted when she blazed through a http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/in-line-skating-portland-style.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-9172218886045076117Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:31:00 +00002008-09-21T19:41:58.631-07:00Say what you will about bitter Americans, but they sure can write country music songs.Pat Garrett is a musician from Strausstown, PA. He writes country music songs on the side. He pays the bills with a sheepskin coat business. I'm sure that goes over well with the PETA crowd.Anyway, Pat has written a song in honor of Gov. Sarah Palin, called, "Moose Shootin' Mama."Here's a taste of Pat's tune: "http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/moose-shootin-mama.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-1478840005861702280Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:00:00 +00002008-09-21T19:09:54.093-07:00Over the past few weeks, both political parties have been giving pigs a bad name. It's gotten so bad, some of the reporters have starting wearing hip-waders on board the campaign jetliners. The infamous "you can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig" line is still getting tossed around the campaign trail. Senator Barack Obama said he wasn't referring to Gov. Sarah Palin. It's an old http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/hog-calling-and-name-calling.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-5284501216169813927Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:03:00 +00002008-09-18T03:29:25.858-07:00It's mating season in Phoenix!That's a good thing if you happen to be an elk -- a not-so-good thing if you happen to be human. Thmale elk can get a bit rowdy when they are trying to woo the ladies. And newcomers to the region are apparently not accustomed to such mating rituals.Eligible bachelors strut their stuff by uttering a high-pitched come-on line. It works in the singles bar, but not so http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/are-those-your-antlers-or-are-you-just.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-3143494699953043059Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:03:00 +00002008-09-18T02:57:10.685-07:00Some patrons of a Maine restaurant showed a bit too much prime rib the other day --- and it landed them in jail. The Black Frog Restaurant on Moosehead Lake has a long-standing tradition. If any of their customers shows up in the buff, they get a free prime rib sandwich. So Chrsytal Stillwell, Bernard Beckwith and Christian Simpson took them up on the offer.The skinny-dipping trio got props from http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/wheres-beef.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-8550075556296147816Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:03:00 +00002008-09-17T10:03:58.037-07:00Hey guys,Taking the day off. I'll be back with fresh stuff on Wednesday!http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/gone-fishing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-4735720332280402293Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:52:00 +00002008-09-14T23:07:03.067-07:00From Deltona, Florida, we have a possible candidate for Father of the Year.According to the Associated Press, a man heard strange noises coming from his daughter's bedroom. Like any good father, he grabbed a metal pipe and went to investigate. When he opened the bedroom door he discovered a naked stranger standing on his daughter's bed. It took the dad about 30 seconds to go Buford Pusser on thathttp://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/dad-chases-nude-boy-out-of-daughters.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-2419890638932684590Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:38:00 +00002008-09-12T04:40:06.386-07:00 Hey folks, just in time for Halloween -- some photos of me working in New Orleans during Hurricane Gustav (suitable for framing).http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/loose-ends.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-8693818101443858666Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:12:00 +00002008-09-12T04:16:39.693-07:00 It was a marathon day of reporting from Ground Zero. I was based on a tenth floor balcony at World Financial Center 2. We had an impressive view of the pit. Included in these photos are images of Mayor Michael Bloomberg and NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly. My producer for the day was the unflappable Kirsten McNary. She did a great job.http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/photos-from-ground-zero.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-2711701891140230646Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:13:00 +00002008-09-11T01:19:57.046-07:00Today I'll be reporting from Ground Zero. This is the seventh anniversary of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. I'll be blogging from 2 World Trade Center. We must never forget what the evil that occurred on that day.http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/never-forget.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-1169657391989322447Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:34:00 +00002008-09-10T04:35:41.303-07:00http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/check-out-todays-ny-post-front-page.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-703242478665017692Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:55:00 +00002008-09-09T05:57:30.923-07:00Greetings fellow readers. I'm taking the morning off -- going on a long run. I'll be blogging later this afternoon. And boy -- do I have a story for you. PETA is getting into the film industry. They're making a movie about killer chickens. No kidding.The full cluck later today!And --- if you haven't already done so -- be sure to join my Facebook page.http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/coming-tonight.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-6705561539882027523Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:57:00 +00002008-09-08T10:34:09.739-07:00Last night's MTV Video Music Awards turned into a vicious attack on President Bush, Gov. Sarah Palin and teenagers who are pledging to stay virgins until marriage. Folks, this is just insane.British comedian Russell Brand hosted the show and launched into a tirade calling the president a "retard cowboy." He also said delivered a crude joke about Gov. Sarah Palin. And it gets worse. Throughout thehttp://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/mtv-host-calls-president-retard.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-1073198256813019471Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:04:00 +00002008-09-05T13:08:16.985-07:00Sadly, my faithful microphone flag has passed away. Its demise blamed on the ferocious winds of Hurricane Gustav. A memorial has been erected in Fox News Radio Master Control. Sniff. Sniff. http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/rest-in-peace.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-8265749179203928897Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:01:00 +00002008-09-05T12:12:28.341-07:00You might want to add "uppity" to the list of racially insensitive words. Georgia Congressman Lynn Westmoreland is in hot water for calling Senator Barack Obama and his wife the "u" word.Democrats are demanding the Republican apologize, according to the Associated Press. Apparently, the word is a derogatory term describing minorities seeking equal treatment.The dictionary defines the "u" word as http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/u-word.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-6446193611666197380Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:19:00 +00002008-09-05T09:30:48.496-07:00The LPGA is taking a mulligan.It seems the governing body of women's golf is backing off their "English Only" policy. The Associated Press is reporting the LPGA is reversing a plan that would've suspended players who could not speak English efficiently.The reversal comes as the LPGA weathers a storm of controversy from sponsors and civil rights groups.One California lawmaker suggested the rule http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/dont-speak-english-no-problem.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-9198592850825235557Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:04:00 +00002008-09-05T09:12:54.191-07:00 CATFIGHT!!There's drama developing over whether there's drama between Oprah and Sarah Palin. Insiders are telling Drudge Report the Queen of Talk is balking at having Palin on her show. But a spokesperson for Harpo tells Fox the story is "categorically untrue."Here's the full statement from Oprah:"The item in todays Drudge Report is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/oprah-vs-sarah-palin.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-3755040756279311729Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:38:00 +00002008-09-05T07:38:41.361-07:00http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/todd-in-new-orleans.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-3152499233530222395Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:51:00 +00002008-09-05T06:55:55.732-07:00From Trenton, New Jersey, we have the story of some cops who came to the rescue of a damsel in distress. Turns out, she was a he and he was a bird.According to the Associated Press, neighbors called cops when they heard someong crying for help. When no one answered, the police kicked in the door. That's when they found Luna -- a 10 year old cockatoo.The bird apparently watches alot of television http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/one-bad-bird.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-3086945163658779814Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:43:00 +00002008-09-05T06:05:48.644-07:00Congratulations to Bob Shoudt -- the nation's first chili-eating champion. His friends call him Humble Bob, but after eating 11.5 pounds of chili, he may be known as Farting Bob.He slurped down all that chili in about 10 minutes at the Kings Island Amusement Park's Skyline Chili Spaghetti Eat-Off. At one point, he sucked down more than two pounds in less than a minute. That's break-wind speed, myhttp://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/chili-dogs-are-barking.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-8484926761538770060Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:04:00 +00002008-09-04T07:16:40.929-07:00From Houston to Memphis, some Hurricane Gustav evacuees are upset with their plight. Local newspapers are reporting a flood of complaints about conditions at temporary shelters. One lady was bothered because volunteers served sandwiches. What was she expecting -- surf and turf? I'm so terribly sorry our wine list wasn't to your liking.Another was offended by the accomodations.I'm pretty sure http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/ungrateful-gustav-evacuees.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655071247572227873.post-745515525618240995Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:04:00 +00002008-09-03T21:17:07.392-07:00 Friends,Two words about Governor Sarah Palin's speech -- Holy cow!Fred Thompson pretty much summed it up when he acknowledged she may be the only person running for the White House who knows how to field dress a moose.According to her speech, she:1. Has small town values2. She loves God3. She loves her famly4. She is pro-life5. She knows how to shoot a gun6. She's loves America.I've been http://toddjamesstarnes.blogspot.com/2008/09/pitbull-with-lipstick.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (toddstarnes.com)5