Sardar Jokes

mother as MUM

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:30:01 PST

Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what’ll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Sardar’s son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!

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stupidity

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:27:09 PST

What is the height of stupidity? 2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat.

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cigarette

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:21:26 PST

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette,...

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Happy Valentines day

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:26:14 PST

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. Happy...

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Grand Mother

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:21:34 PST

Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day When She Was Sixty. She Is Eighty Now & We Don't Know Where D Hell She Is ;->

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pub

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:19:37 PST

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner. So...

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CompeTiTion

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:12:17 PST

Qus: What would you call a dead sardar in a cupboard..? Ans: Winner of the last year's hide and seek CompeTiTion...

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glass

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:33:58 PST

Doctor : You should take 10 glasses of water every day. somu : It is impossible. D : y Sardar : I have only 4 glasses at home....

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shiny object

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:32:27 PST

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask." The Sardar asks, "What does it do?" The...

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englishman

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:29:48 PST

Sardar called an englishman 4 lunch. there was curd on table. he asked what is this? sardar didn't know english said Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight ;->

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window

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:30:01 PST

Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain . . . ;->

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Clock Tower

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:30:02 PST

Sardarji walking on a street vich has a Clock Tower ven sum1 asks him if he wants 2 buy d cLock on d Tower.. Sardarji says: Yes! "Give me 1000Rs. n I'll go get a Ladder" The man Took 1000 n...

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englishman

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:30:00 PST

Sardar called an englishman 4 lunch. there was curd on table. he asked what is this? sardar didn't know English said Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight ;->

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wheel from auto

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:30:00 PST

Sardar was busy in removing a wheel from auto, a man asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Sardar: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

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car patrol

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:30:00 PST

Sardar1: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Sardar2: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream 'Wouuuu-Wouuuuu' and the other - 'Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..'

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Earth & Moon

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:56:46 PST

Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother& Sister Interviewer : How? Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata & Moon Chanda Mama :->

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MS-OFFICE

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:53:37 PST

Sardar: attending an intrview in software company Manager: Thangalku MS-OFFICE ariyamo? S@rdar: Address thannal njan pokam...

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Correspondence Course

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:30:00 PST

Sardar Was Driving His Car In A Zigzag Fashion On D Road. Traffic Inspector Stopped Him. Sardar: I'm Learning Car Driving. Inspector: Without D Instructor? Sardar: Correspondence Course!

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Register Marriage

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:30:00 PST

Sardar Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office...

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sleep with a scale

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:30:00 PST

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? . . . . . . A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept..!

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parents

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:30:00 PST

Sardar1 and Sardar2 were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other. Sardar1: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Sardar2: Yes, I have Sardar1: Well, my father dug it. Sardar2:...

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pin at u

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:30:01 PST

What do u do if a sardar throws a pin at u???? Ans) Run like hell...coz he's got a grenade in his mouth..!

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worst picture

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:30:01 PST

Sardar went for a ArtExhibition.He shouted at art .."Oh My GOD what a worst picture". Exhibitor: Excuse me , It's a mirror..

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HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:30:01 PST

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. Happy Republic Day..........

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Wait Please

noreply@blogger.com (Jishin.A.V) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:57:08 PST

Sardar : May I Come In Sir? Interviewer : Wait Please... Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!

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