Captain Picard's Journal

Borg Cultural Exchange (Part Two)

noreply@blogger.com (Beverly Crusher) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:30:00 PDT

Guest Poster: Beverly Crusher I have just volunteered to spend a few days on a Borg Cube as part of a cultural exchange initiated by the Borg Queen. It will be for a few days. Jean-Luc looks...

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Borg Cultural Exchange (Part One)

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:42:01 PDT

"Locutus." Seven of Nine says to me as she walks into my Ready Room, "I wish to speak with you." Seven never knocks when entering a room. She just walks straight in, as if the people in the room are...

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TWQ: Favourite Clothes

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:11:08 PDT

This week, TWQ (The Weekend Question) asks about what you like to wear. Are there any particular clothes that you enjoy wearing and consider them your favourites? List as many as you wish. My...

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Deanna Counsels Ro Laren (Part Four)

noreply@blogger.com (Deanna Troi) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:30:05 PDT

Guest Poster: Deanna Troi You might well ask why I'm on a dunghill type planet like Realta IV, armed with Jenny Baxter's multi-phase disrupter in the middle of the night. The answer is...

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Deanna Counsels Ro Laren (Part Three)

noreply@blogger.com (Ro Laren) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:30:11 PDT

Guest Poster: Ro Laren Blackmail is a grubby business, even more so when I'm the one being blackmailed! The Cardassian woman Malana has demanded that I give here twenty bars of the valuable latinum...

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TWQ: Sunshine

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:22:09 PDT

As it's a major heatwave here in Britain, this week's TWQ (The Weekend Question) is all about sunshine. When there is a heatwave, what do you like to do? My answer is: Usually I hide in the shade,...

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Deanna Counsels Ro Laren (Part Two)

noreply@blogger.com (Ro Laren) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:30:06 PDT

Guest Poster: Ro Laren As I pour out all my troubles to Deanna Troi, about me having a secret Cardassian boyfriend and being blaclmailed, I can see her looking longingly at the chocolate sundae,...

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Deanna Counsels Ro Laren (Part One)

noreply@blogger.com (Deanna Troi) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:30:03 PDT

Guest Poster: Deanna Troi The one drawback with being a ship's Counselor is all this patient confidentality thing. I must say, there are some things that would make your hair stand on end. I'd love...

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TWQ: Useless Catalogue Gift Ideas

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:07:48 PDT

TWQ (The Weekend Question) asks about adding gift ideas of your own in those catalogues. Can you think of any useless gift ideas that you would include in those catalogues that come round, trying to...

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Repairing Data (Part Two)

noreply@blogger.com (Geordi LaForge) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:30:00 PDT

Guest Poster: Geordi La Forge I'm struggling to repair my friend Data after he ceased to function and fell unconsious. All the diagnostics I've tried have failed, so now I'm contacting the...

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Repairing Data (Part One)

noreply@blogger.com (Geordi LaForge) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:15:46 PDT

Guest Poster: Geordi LaForge I'm in the Engineer Room cleaning out filthy warp conduits. You might think that as Chief Engineer, I should be able to delegate this unplesant task to someone in...

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TWQ: Five Items Bought Together

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:30:02 PDT

Time to get your sense of humour switches on for this weeks TWQ (The Weekend Question)... Can you name five items, if bought together, would make the cashier wonder about you? My answers are: 1:...

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Dancing With The Federation (Part Three)

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:48:08 PDT

With Bev and I having done our routine, all we had to do now was watch the other three couples in the television show Dancing With The Federation. I must admit, I saw it as just Starfleet PR, which...

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Dancing With The Federation (Part Two)

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:30:00 PDT

Admiral Hollister has asked four couples from the Enterprise to take part in a galactic television dancing competition entitled Dancing With The Federation. Of course, it's all Starfleet PR. The...

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Dancing With The Federation (Part One)

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:30:00 PDT

"I want to be out there in the battlezone, sir." I tell Admiral Hollister, "Why does the Enterprise have to be involved in PR stunts all of the time?" "I appreciate your frustration, Captain."...

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TWQ: Five To Save The World

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 01:30:00 PDT

The Weekend Question (TWQ) this week asks to use your imagination. The world is in peril. Who are you going to call on to save it? Name five people or groups who you would get to help save the world...

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Britney & T'Pol's New Vacation (Part Three)

noreply@blogger.com (Ensign Britney) — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:30:00 PDT

Guest Poster: Ensign Britney I've picked an awful place for my soulsistah T'Pol and I to have a vacation! Thinking that Serennia IV would not throw us out as the planet have just opened to tourists...

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Britney & T'Pol's New Vacation (Part Two)

noreply@blogger.com (Mirror T'Pol) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:30:00 PDT

Guest Poster: Mirror T'Pol Brit and I are on the way via shuttle to Serennia IV for our vacation together. She picked it because it seems we have been banned from all destinations in the galaxy due...

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Britney & T'Pol's New Vacation (Part One)

noreply@blogger.com (Ensign Britney) — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:30:00 PDT

Guest Poster: Ensign Britney I happily jaunt into the quarters I share with T'Pol and tell her the exciting news. "Guess what, soulsistah!" I exclaim, "I've found the ideal place for us to go on...

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TWQ: Vacation Items

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:11:49 PDT

As the time is peak for going on vacation, TWQ (The Weekend Question) takes a look at items you forgot to take...amd ones you wish you hadn't bothered to bring. What items do you wish you had bought...

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The New Television (Part Three)

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:30:00 PDT

The senior staff have been waiting in eager anticipation for the new holographic television only to find that it is actually a model from the mid 20th century. Now, with a bit of manouvering with...

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The New Television (Part Two)

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:30:00 PDT

All the staff have been keen to see my new top-of-the-range holographic television, and I would have been proud to show it off. However, it has arrived, and I feel a little let down by the...

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The New Television (Part One)

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Sun, 31 May 2009 09:30:00 PDT

Today is going to be a great day! I've ordered a new hyper-standard television from the suppliers. It should be delivered to the Enterprise in a couple of hours. From what I've heard, it's a top of...

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TWQ: Vacation Purchases

noreply@blogger.com (Jean-Luc Picard) — Sat, 30 May 2009 01:11:40 PDT

As this time of year is a peak time for vacations, TWQ (The Weekend Question) is asking about things you may have bought while away. Which items have you purchased away on vacation did you later...

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Q's Romance (Part Two)

noreply@blogger.com (Q) — Thu, 28 May 2009 09:30:00 PDT

Guest Poster: Q My girlfriend Q and I are heading for a meeting with the leader of the Continuum after being summoned there by one of the flunkeys. "What do you think he wants, Q?" my girl asks me,...

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