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Friendship SMS

2011-08-01T09:56:00.000-07:00

KeePing a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

Don't choose the one who is beautiful to the world.

But rather,

choose the one who make your world beautiful.

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep.

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!! (from ਗੋਪਾਲ)

Rakhi SMS(RAKSHA BANDHAN)

2011-07-26T02:44:00.000-07:00

I wish u "HAPPY RAKHI" and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u'll always shower your blessings on me.

I wait for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Scroll dwn
if u Hate me
i dont beliv
u're scrollin
I Hate u 2
Hate u
hate u
STILL
SCROLLING?
.
.
.
But after
our fights
I LOVE U
HAPPY
RAKSHA
BANDHAN

Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.

“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can't. That's my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”

Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care.
Missing You

I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.

May this auspicious occasion
bring you all the prosperity
and good luck in your way of life .
Happy Rakshabandhan to you...

“God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you're ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”

Do U know that,
Fun as a triple scoops,
Sweet as chocolates,
Bright & cheerful as flowers,
Its U
May your wishes come true,
And may each of your days be filled with,
Joy & smiles too!

You know that you are the
most precious stone in the
collection of my secret treasure..
Wishing you very Happy Rakhi
and best of luck for every thing.

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.

“Sisters share the scent and smells… the feel of a common
childhood.”

If I can choose my brother in next life,
it’ll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :)
Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their
differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make
of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.

“Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon,
That look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.”

“HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN TO ALL”

Exam SMS

2011-07-21T12:13:00.000-07:00

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class

expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

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Special yoga for highly stressed students
Sit on your chair bend your head back
Close your eyes slowly
Completely relax & say
.
.
.
Bhaar mein gayi degree!

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
>
>
'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers.

Air & students have d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

Smoking Effects Lips
Drinking Effects Liver
Girls Effects Heart
But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Direct Coma ….:-D
Avoid it..

3 Reasons To Give Exam
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.
3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D

The Most Funniest Situation In Student Life
We Have N0 Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper
And The Supervis0r Comes And Says,
Please C0ver Your Answer Sheet.

Cutest letter by a little kid:
Dear maths!
Please grow up and
solve your problems yourself. (Ankit)

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days"(Ankit)

3 Things That Should Not Be Asked
1: A Man’s Salary
2: A Girl’s Age
&
3: Paper Kaisa Howa
It really Hurts :’(Vicky)

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God succeed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

flirt

2011-07-21T11:54:00.000-07:00

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left‚¦
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend (vicky)

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don't be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

2010-10-31T06:11:00.001-07:00

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

2010-10-31T06:10:00.005-07:00

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

2010-10-31T06:10:00.001-07:00

Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

2010-10-31T06:09:00.001-07:00

Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

2010-10-31T06:08:00.001-07:00

“Miss me” or “Hate me”,
Both are in my favour.
If you miss me,I ‘m always in your heart.
If you hate me,I’ll always be in your mind.

2010-10-31T06:07:00.007-07:00

Those innocent eyes,
those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk,
smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous,
thats enough about me …
How about you ?

2010-10-31T06:06:00.005-07:00

I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

2010-10-31T06:06:00.001-07:00

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

2010-10-31T06:05:00.003-07:00

A cute thought for those
who believe in friendship.
It’s not necessary 2 share
every secret between true friends
but it’s important that whatever u share is true.

2010-10-11T01:56:00.001-07:00

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.

2010-10-11T01:55:00.003-07:00

If rain drops were kisses,I could send you showers. if hugs were seas i send you oceans. and if love was a person i send you me!!

2010-10-11T01:55:00.001-07:00

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love

2010-10-11T01:54:00.003-07:00

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

2010-10-11T01:54:00.001-07:00

They say loving you gives pains and full of sacrifices But I'll rather take pains and lots of sacrifices than not to be love by you.

2010-10-11T01:40:00.001-07:00

Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.

2010-10-11T01:39:00.003-07:00

I self destruct every relationship so that i don't get hurt... but in truth i just hurt myself worse in the long run..

2010-10-11T01:39:00.001-07:00

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the woman I love and the second, For my best friend

2010-10-11T01:38:00.005-07:00

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."

2010-10-11T01:38:00.003-07:00

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.

2010-10-11T01:38:00.001-07:00

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

2010-10-11T01:37:00.005-07:00

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream...