Yours Sincerely.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 08:17:00 +0000

Dear Everyone,

'Learn to be happy with small things in life, Big ones are usually artificial...'

Yours sincerely,
Sunny Leone.

(via Tejeshwar Singh Nanda)

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:02:00 +0000

Dear fellow men,

There are 70 ways to make a woman happy. 1 is shopping and then do the rest. 

Yours Sincerely,

If you know what I mean.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:19:00 +0000

Dear Dhanush,

I needed a century not an Anthem. Stop this Kolaveri, please?!

Yours Sincerely,

Sachin R. Tendulkar.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:55:00 +0000

Dear self,

Thanks for being there, always! :)

Your Sincerely,
Self.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:11:00 +0000

Dear Gandhari,

Let's go on a date. A blind date!

Yours sincerely,
Dhritarashtra.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:39:00 +0000

Dear User,

Why is that you press every key softly and hit me hard ?

Yours sincerely
"Enter" !

(via Sathiyan Ram)

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:23:00 +0000

Dear Wives,

Flirting with your husband in front of everyone is like washing your clean linen in public!

Yours sincerely
Nobody cares how much a (fake) loving couple you are.

(via Sathiyan Ram)

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:45:00 +0000

Dear wannabe's,

It's just the last digit of the date that has changed and nothing else.

Yours Sincerely,
Sick of lame New Year Updates!

via Sathiyan Ram

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:47:00 +0000

Dear soft-drink lovers,

We’d be distributing a new soft drink that contains Viagra. The new drink will be called "Mount and Do."

Yours Sincerely,
Coca-Cola Company.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:35:00 +0000

Dear Facebook,

Please add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked.

Yours sincerely,
Aah! Just poked.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 07:46:00 +0000

Dear husbands,

Taking your Wife/GF to Pattaya along with you, is like going to a restaurant with your own tiffin.

Yours Sincerely,
What were you thinking? (via Kamal Rathi)

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:07:00 +0000

Dear parents who bring their crying infants to the movies,

Yes I paid to hear your baby cry! Thanks?

Yours sincerely
A pissed off guy

via Ashish Rawal

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 09:28:00 +0000

Dear New Year blessings,

Please touch and pass by me to be with those, who may need you more.

Yours Sincerely,
Happy with what I have.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 15:56:00 +0000

Dear in-need,

Do you see a ray of hope now? :P

Yours Sincerely,
Loan agent.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:27:00 +0000

Dear old people,

Just because you're older than we are doesn't mean you didn't do stupid shit at one point.

Yours Sincerely,
It's our time now!

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 07:08:00 +0000

Dear Jesus,

We would love it even more if you considered rescheduling Christmas to either a Friday or a Monday every year, as per your convenience! ;)
Yours Sincerely,
The-human-race.

via Nikhil Menon.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 07:03:00 +0000

Dear Santa,

Tell me... What do YOU want for Christmas?

Yours sincerely
Rajnikanth

(via Sathiyan Ram)

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 11:08:00 +0000

Dear Justin Bieber,

Please, at 13 you had your first love? When I was 13 I was planning world domination.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Voldemort.

via Jayesh Kothari

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 11:07:00 +0000

Dear Rajnikanth,

Please switch off your AC.

Yours sincerely,
Indians

via Rewa Kheta

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 11:04:00 +0000

Dear Ex,

I will not delete/block you. Afterall I would want you to know that am happy without you !

Yours sincerely
You do know me better.

via Sathiyan Ram

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:16:00 +0000

Dear ignorant world,

I am no more just Kim Jong-IL.

Yours Sincerely,
I am Kim Jong-IL and DEAD now!

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 15:32:00 +0000

Dear Google,

I tried ‘Let it snow’. Are you sure you were you just talking about the internet?

Yours Sincerely,
North Indians.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:09:00 +0000

Dear Curiosity,

Just put the gun down and let’s talk it out?

Yours Sincerely,
The Cat.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:42:00 +0000

Dear Cigarettes,

Thank you for keeping me away from worse addictions. However, stop jumping out at me when I go to the convenience stores and chai stalls.

Yours Sincerely,
Trying to cut down.

noreply@blogger.com (S) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 09:27:00 +0000

Dear Indians, Irish and others,

Using revert instead of reply,(eg. revert to me at the earliest) is not formal, makes you seem neither educated nor classy and it just shows you don’t know me well.

Yours Sincerely,
The English language.

via Regan Anthony Fernandes

Yours Sincerely.

Dear Everyone,'Learn to be happy with small things in life, Big ones are usually artificial...'Yours sincerely,Sunny Leone.(via Tejeshwar Singh Nanda)

Dear Gandhari, Let's go on a date. A blind date! Yours sincerely, Dhritarashtra.

Dear User,Why is that you press every key softly and hit me hard ?Yours sincerely"Enter" !(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Wives,Flirting with your husband in front of everyone is like washing your clean linen in public!Yours sincerelyNobody cares how much a (fake) loving couple you are.(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear soft-drink lovers,We’d be distributing a new soft drink that contains Viagra. The new drink will be called "Mount and Do."Yours Sincerely,Coca-Cola Company.

Dear Facebook, Please add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked.Yours sincerely,Aah! Just poked.

Dear parents who bring their crying infants to the movies,Yes I paid to hear your baby cry! Thanks?Yours sincerelyA pissed off guyvia Ashish Rawal

Dear Indians, Irish and others,Using revert instead of reply,(eg. revert to me at the earliest) is not formal, makes you seem neither educated nor classy and it just shows you don’t know me well.Yours Sincerely,The English language.via Regan Anthony Fernandes