Celebrity INC.

Jennifer Aniston and her glorious Booty

2008-11-27T14:29:00.004-05:00

We all know Jennifer Aniston has a body of a goddamn angel, but that doesn't mean we will ever get tired of seeing it. Yes, i am speaking for everyone because i believe in this instance its allowable. It's such a shame she won't do nudity, i mean, it's just plain rude for her to have such a sweet ass body and only share it with selective Hollywood douchebags. Hmm, maybe that's why she can never

Eliza Dushku and her Creepy Father

2008-11-27T12:56:00.005-05:00

Okay, maybe the razzi just caught him at a bad time, then again, maybe he's just staring at his daughters tits, because, let's face it, we all would like to be staring at Eliza Dushku's tits... and those legs, ouch. Although, the creepiness factor has carried over from This Image, which again, could just be bad timing. I'm not sure what she was doing at the CNN Heroes event, and I'm pretty sure

Carmen Electra looking Lemonicious

2008-11-27T12:50:00.003-05:00

I don't think Carmen Electra will ever look not great(awesome display of grammatical ignorance - w00ot!), She's probably got one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood and i don't even mind the implants... and I hate implants. Is it even legal to look this hawt at anything associated with Disney? Then again, they've been hiring so many whores lately i'm sure something like this is Mr. Rogers to them.

Emma Watson still looks Illegal

2008-11-27T12:27:00.004-05:00

Emma Watson is 18(i think) but she still looks like she's 12, which i guess is why she's so popular with all the perverts out there. Seriously, go to any celebrity message board and the posts with the most replies are always the Jojo, Emma Watson, Hayden Pannettiere, etc, etc threads. I guess it can't be helped, youth and beauty go hand in hand in society and it's being crammed in our faces like

Adrienne Bailon kinda Nude sorta Scandal

2008-11-13T18:09:00.009-05:00

wtf. You call these scandalous photos? I've seen more ass on Loony Tunes... although Bugs Bunny's ass isn't as nice. Still, i guess she has some sort of affiliation with Disney and apparently they frown upon their clients exposing their booty's in public... no matter how glorious that booty may be. Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon probably won't be doing many children's parties anymore... but i'm

Monica Cruz flashes her Bits

2008-11-13T15:23:00.003-05:00

well, not her actual bits, but as close as any of us will ever get to them. If you don't know who Mónica Cruz is, she's the sister of Penelope Cruz, and i can't tell you what she's been in cuz i really don't care. By the way, LMAO at professor highbrow sitting beside her... is it just me or does anyone else feel like punching him directly in the face? Not that i would or anything, i'm quite a

Amy Whinehouse Celebrating Sobriety

2008-11-13T14:53:00.003-05:00

To be honest i don't even know what to say here. Amy Whinehouse used to be kinda cute... kinda, sorta... but now, i mean, god damn, what the hell happened? She looks like a freakin' diseased crack whore. I thought rehab was supposed to make you look better... oh, i forgot, it was a celebrity rehab and all they want is money. I'm pretty sure you can actually get bags of coke in most celebrity

Jojo - John Russo Shoot

2008-11-11T14:25:00.006-05:00

Well, she's not really jailbait anymore and has therefore lost any sort of appeal she may have once had for me... lol, c'mon I'm kidding. The truth is i never really found Jojo here to be all that attractive in the first place. She has her cuteness i suppose, but her record execs have been pushing the jailbait angle since she began singing... i wonder what their next plan of attack is. All's not

Selma Blair and her Legs

2008-11-11T13:56:00.003-05:00

Oh my... my first Selma Blair post? That can't be... i though for surely I've posted her a few times seeing as she's so freakin' cute. I guess i haven't really been on the ball with posting but hey, later is better than never if you ask me. I thought i would have at least had the video of her tonguing Sarah Michelle Gellar, or something! Maybe I'll get on that today. Selma's been doing a few

Gemma Atkinson 2009 Calendar Scans

2008-11-11T13:26:00.006-05:00

I know you peeps love the ladies and their calendars so here's a nice set of scans(danke to original scanner btw) from Gemma Atkinson's latest Calendar. As you can plainly see she's still looking mighty fine these days, in fact, maybe even better. I haven't posted ol' Gemma in a while so i don't really know what she's been up to... most likely posing half naked for various pictures like this

Amanda Bynes flashes some Pink

2008-11-11T12:57:00.002-05:00

...panties that is. I know, you were hoping it was something else, but this isn't Paris Hilton we're talking about, It's Amanda Bynes and she's too sweet to let all her junk hang out for the world to see. Although, yeah, i wouldn't mind if she slipped up just once... i meant c'mon, how sweet can you freakin be? By the way, did Amanda get a face lift or something, she's starting to look like that

Christina Aguilera playing Mommy

2008-10-30T14:33:00.002-04:00

I'm not making fun of Christina Aguilera btw by implying she's only "playing" mommy, I'm sure she's a great mom. Then again with millions of dollars I'm sure it's a lot easier to take care of a kid and maintain a career. Y'know, this is my 18th post of Christina and I gotta tell you, it's weird seeing all these ladies I was posting slutty underwear and half nekked pics of not so long ago all with

Nicolette Sheridan walking the Dog

2008-10-30T14:06:00.003-04:00

Just so people don't think I'm biased, I thought I'd post some pics of old chicks. Ha, only kidding, personally I love a woman who ages gracefully and I think they deserve just as much love as everyone else. Nicolette Sheridan here has looked mighty sweet in the past(Beverly Hills Ninja anyone?), and she still manages to retain some sexiness in her ageing years. Not that I'm saying she's ancient

Kirsten Dunst leaving Bossa Nova

2008-10-30T13:41:00.002-04:00

Remember in my last Kirsten Dunst post when i said that she really can go either way in the looks department? Well, if she looked cute in that post, she definitely went the other way in this one. Apart from looking cute in one or two films over her career I've never really found Kirsten to be all that attractive in the first place. 'Sometimes Cute' just doesn't cover it, you can't trust girls

Blake Lively - Gossip 'School' Girl

2008-10-30T13:19:00.002-04:00

I have never watched Gossip Girl or have really any clue who Blake Lively is. But the calibre of ladies coming outta this show makes me think it might be worth a look - although I'll probably still never watch it, it's nice to know I have options. Y'know it's funny, just when I think the whole perverted schoolgirl thing is completely overdone I see pics like these and realize I'm still a huge

Mila Kunis sucking on Something

2008-10-25T13:16:00.005-04:00

Alright, since I'm posting hot ladies in denim I might as well throw up(bad choice of words, sorry), some sexy Mila Kunis. Who, as I've mentioned numerous times before, has been looking ultra hot lately. I'm not sure what she's drinking, but she sure looks good drinking it... then again I may have been cooped up in this house for too long. Nah, she's looks freakin' hot.

Jessica Biel parks her Car

2008-10-25T12:57:00.002-04:00

So here's another fine looking Hollywood babe sporting some casual, yet sexay, denims. I guess i'm the kinda guy who prefers seeing the ladies in the jeans and t-shirt look over the flash and glitter although the latter is also nice from time to time. Of course, with Jessica Biel here she can pretty much wear whatever the hell she wants and still look completely nailable. I mean that in the most

Christina Ricci out in Denims

2008-10-25T12:34:00.003-04:00

Christina Ricci was out and about in Hollywood sporting some snug denims... and being hounded by the Razzi, of course. I'm not sure what Christina's been up to lately but I sincerely hope she's planning on making another film where her entire on-screen wardrobe looks like it came from the set of a horrible 70's b-rated amazonian movie. Amazonian is totally a word right?

Rihanna - Instyle Bikini Shoot

2008-10-18T14:36:00.004-04:00

If you're a man you'll agree that Rihanna in a bikini is a good thing, a very good thing. These pics were taken from a photo shoot done for Instyle magazine, and I have to say i think they did a great job... but i suppose it's kinda hard to screw up Rihanna in a skimpy bikini. Although, having her roll around in the mud might have been a better idea, dammit Instyle, what's the matter with you

Stacy Keibler does Maxim

2008-10-18T14:15:00.006-04:00

So Stacy Keibler will be gracing the cover of November's 2008 cover of Maxim magazine. I'm not a huge fan of Stacy Keibler(she's like a wrestler or something, right?), but she's hot, and Maxim is an alright magazine so I guess if you put them bot together that's a pretty sweet deal. I guess you can say practically naked hot girls are never really a bad thing so everybody wins!

Halle Berry leaving the Gym

2008-10-18T13:58:00.003-04:00

It doesn't really sound like an exciting title apart from the Halle Berry part of course. And the truth is i probably would not have posted these if it wasn't for the booty shot. Not that Halle can't hold a post all on her own, but let's face it, it doesn't hurt when you've got a great posterior. These were taken while leaving the gym, i guess she's making sure she keeps getting her own posts.

Hayden Panettiere shopping in the Hills

2008-10-18T13:45:00.002-04:00

I think it's quite humorous how celebrities are treated like gods in North America, not that I can really talk too much about it as I run a celebrity blog, but I still think it's ridiculous. I mean, there are many people who deserve to be awed and worshipped, but not random television actors. Now, see, if ol' Hayden Panettiere here really did have super powers then maybe I'd get it... I dunno, I

Elizabeth Hurley - Sorry, your eyes are Where?

2008-10-18T13:16:00.003-04:00

I apologize for not updating in so long, it's not that i have a life, I'm just ridiculously lazy. Plus, I've been a bit preoccupied. Anyway, here are some tits, I mean, some Elizabeth Hurley pics from some Tower of London event... do you really care which one? Yeah, I didn't think so. I have to admit, if a woman keeps herself looking as good as Elizabeth does, it doesn't matter how old they get,

Angelina Jolie completely Naked...

2008-10-06T03:55:00.010-04:00

...almost. I suppose it doesn't count if it's not a real person. Although without a detailed inspection you'd never know it wasn't her in this clip from Beowulf. Apart from the fact that Angelina Jolie's body is no where near that nice. I mean, she has a decent body, but it's not perfect. Fix her skinny shapeless arms and give her some hips and an ass and I suppose it's pretty close. So in a way

Another Angelina 'Jailbait' Jolie Pic-Set!

2008-10-06T01:19:00.007-04:00

If you recall my previous Jailbait Jolie photo set(which i know you don't - people never remember anything) then you know that even at the tender age of illegality Angelina Jolie was still smokin' hot. Is it creepy of me to say that illegal Jolie is hotter than present Jolie? I dunno, I guess Angelina has just lost all her uniqueness in my opinion. Or perhaps that sorta stuff just happens when