Bronstein's World

New Blog!!

2008-12-16T09:18:00.001-05:00

The new blog is up and running! Please change your links to

http://bronsteinsblogtv.com

Daily Vlog: Dinner with Andrea!

2008-12-15T10:22:00.001-05:00

Daily Vlog: Cleaning Lady

2008-12-14T12:41:00.001-05:00

Daily Video Log!

2008-12-13T10:49:00.002-05:00

Daily Vlog: Christmas Shopping for Bank Manager!

2008-12-12T12:34:00.001-05:00

Hanukkah with the Bronsteins!!

2008-12-12T10:39:00.001-05:00

I bought my wife a pair of silk pajamas for Hanukkah!

On one leg I had printed.."Merry Christmas"..and the other Leg.."Happy New Year"!

I'm hoping she'll invite me in-between the Holidays!!

Daily Vlog: My Wife has Germs and Touches Everything in the Car!!

2008-12-12T10:06:00.001-05:00

David Bronstein looking for shooting locations for new game show IN TORONTO!

2008-12-11T12:55:00.000-05:00

Everyone,

David Bronstein is looking for three locations to shoot his new game show, LOBID, for next week December 18th/19th!! He is looking for specific locations: an electronics/entertainment store, a video game store with Wii/Guitar Hero available, a mobile store selling iPhones and a wild/exciting dance club to shoot in!

Please see game show information at the bottom of this message.

The crew will be small: 1 cameraman, 1 sound guy, and 1 prod. assistant
plus David Bronstein and..and approx. 5-10 girls as Hosts/Models.

The crew will not disrupt daily store activity and no big cables/lights/etc will be trailed through the store!

It will be GREAT exposure for the stores being used and great publicity!

All we need is a background of TV's/phones/video game systems/etc.

Must be located IN Toronto!

If you can help us out, please contact David directly at tvbigshot@rogers.com or his assistant, Jennifer at jmbest@gmail.com

Thank you in advanced!

LOBID is a new game show with host, David Bronstein and his familiar entourage of beautiful ladies. Viewers bid at home via their mobile phones. The goal is to bid the LOWEST UNIQUE BID! Prizes will include TV's, Phones, games, etc - for as low as ONE PENNY!

2008-12-10T13:02:00.000-05:00

I went to Victoria Secret..to buy my lingerie for my wife

I didn''t know her size.

A customer walked in built just like my wife...same size, same look..same build...

I walked over to the customer and said...

"Excuse Me Sir".....

My Wife is Mucusy!

2008-12-09T13:31:00.002-05:00

My wife wakes up and says to me "Dave, I'm very mucusy!" Not "Good morning, Dave - how did you sleep?" or "Did you have any crazy dreams?" No..she mucusy!

What a thing to wake up to!

In NEED of a Talented Web Designer!

2008-12-09T13:25:00.002-05:00

David Bronstein is looking for a web designer to work closely with him and his assistant, Jennifer Best to create his NEW website. We need someone ASAP to get the site up and running in the next couple days - if interested please contact David at tvbigshot@rogers.com or Jennifer at jmbest@gmail.com

Thank you!

2008-12-08T16:25:00.001-05:00

I came home late from the office with a dozen long-stemmed roses for my wife!

My wife opened the door and said..."I guess now you expect me to spead my legs!"

I said..."Why? You Don;t Have A Vase?!"

Daily Vlog: My Son Steals My Shaving Cream

2008-12-08T13:09:00.001-05:00

I don't get it! My Son steals my shaving cream! He's 14! He's got two hairs growing out of his chin and I still can't keep a bottle of shaving cream around!

A Bakery Visit

2008-12-08T13:07:00.001-05:00

I bought bagel loxx and cream cheese spread at the Bakery...It didn't taste right.

I told the people at the bakery, and they said no one else complained!

Is that supposed to mean it tastes good?

It means..nobody else complained..but the Cream cheese and lox..still tastes lousy!!

IN SEARCH of 5 HOT WOMEN to CO-HOST

2008-12-05T16:11:00.002-05:00

David Bronstein is currently on the search for 5 of the hottest girls in Toronto to co-host a new game show that starts shooting NEXT WEEK!! Any women interested please contact David or his assistant, Jennifer at tvbigshot@rogers.com or jmbest@gmail.com and include a brief bio and pictures/videos ASAP.

This could be your chance to become known!! David makes people famous!

Please be 18 and over! Thank you!

Updates!

2008-12-05T07:59:00.006-05:00

My assistant/web producer is building me a whole new site! I Will give you all the link when it's up and running! In the meantime, keep checking here for daily updates, video blogs and a look into my CRAZY life!

Here's the latest video blog on facebook: The Breakfast Adventure!

2008-12-03T10:14:00.002-05:00

I have a meeting today with a BIg Shot Talent Agent!

I just signed with a Big Shot Hollywood Talent Manager!

I'm re-editing MY Zoom Dating TV Show, from Las Vegas to air on TV IN Las Vegas!

I bought a bagel this morning..and the Lox and Creme cheese didn;t taste right...I had to return it for a Bagel and Smoked Salmon. Think I'm Jewish?

Busy days!

American Stripper

2008-12-02T14:56:00.003-05:00

As I'm sure you're aware I've had the great opportunity to work with Ron Jeremy on our latest project, American Stripper! Of course, it's been labeled TOO HOT FOR TV but you can catch all the hot action by buying your very own DVD's of American Stripper. You can get behind the scenes footage of the girls, and VIP footage! For a small preview of what you can get, click here.

For $19.95 you can get the girls right in your living room!

Latest Vlog

2008-12-02T10:35:00.000-05:00

Bakery Visit

Shoppers Drug Mart vs Metro!

2008-12-02T10:11:00.000-05:00

I just bought Soft Soap at Metro.

I used to buy soft soap at Shoppers Drug mart..but Shoppers Drug Mart always charges $3.79.

On the weekend I noticed Metro charged $2.49, but I didn't need soap on the weekend.

Today I needed soap..I went to Metro..and bought soft soap for $2.49.

I then went to Shoppers Drug Mart to buy Light Bulbs..and I went to the soft soap section.

Today Shoppers Drug Mart has Soft Soap on Sale...$1.99!!!

2008-12-01T13:09:00.004-05:00

My wife makes me laugh.

Today she told me she does not want to go to Las Vegas this summer on vacation! And that I should go with my friends!

Wait till she finds out my friends are Strippers and Porn Stars!!

Think I can still go without her?

Then the other night I was at a Christmas Party, talking to a Very Pretty Girl!

As soon as my wife saw me talking to this pretty girl, she came over to me and works into the conversation that we've been married 23 years!!

Why does my wife have to Cramp My Style?!

The Hills

2008-11-30T16:51:00.000-05:00

My wife just gave me an update on The Hills!

Lauren got married, the boyfriend kicked out the sister...

I'm married 23 Years..when did my wife ever see me watching The Hills?!

I wish she'd give me an update on my bank account!

Million Dollar Idea Out the Window!

2008-11-30T16:14:00.000-05:00

I'm busy emailing my Genius Web Promoter,,ideas, suggestions, creatives on building the Bronstein Empire online..I;m in a specific train of thought..and my wife interrupts me to ask me 2 very important questions.....

Did you feed the dog? and What do you want for dinner?

There goes the Bronstein Empire out the window!

Now I forgot the Million Dollar Idea I was going to tell my Genuis Web Promoter!

When My wife asks me, "where do you want to go on Vacation during Christmas,The Bahamas..or Dominican,"..I will say..

We don't have the money to go away,.I forgot My Million Dollar Idea!

Oh.....I Fed The Dog!!